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  • wtf??? "MASSIVE hard on"

  • cant blame him really boners off cheryl cloe is normal

  • I thought the guy was 50 not 15. Seriously, he probably knew he had one, but he thought no one would see, because come on guys how can he not notice this. If he went on the show knowing he had a hard on then it's his problem that everyone is laughing. I know it's normal, but the bloke is on national TV, so stop saying the judges are rude, because this is his own problem.

  • fake and gay

  • @nickseider2 you are

  • @nickseider2 you are

  • hahahahaha o god how embarrassing, i feel sorry for his daughters

  • I think I know why Steve had a boner. Some say that if you feel nervous performing on front of an audience you should imagine the audience is naked. Perhaps Steve took this advice too far.

  • @DrIdaho You are a genoius.

  • @0:17 She realized she does love him

  • Thats not a boner, that's a cucumber.

  • Steve better go to XXX factor...You'll win

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  • Of course Louis was the first to notice :P

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  • 1:20

    

  • cheryls face!!!!!!

  • Steve:So what did you think guys?

    Judges:WTF BONER?

    Steve:You guys think i have a boner?

  • I love how simon is really serious and everyone else in the room is laughing their heads off and he's just like 'guys can we be serious now please' and louis like 'ok,but steve Im not sure you have the whole package'

  • 'Hello, and whats your name?'

    'COCK MONSTER'

  • The REAL dicks here were the audience and the judges...

  • I bet Steve gets all da girls with that in his trousers.lolo

  • If a guy has big testicles & wears boxers, he's gonna look like that. He should wear proper briefs to support him.

  • Cheryl looks truly beautiful @ 1.20

  • Cheryl's reaction to Steve's erection makes it look like she never saw a hard on in her entire life.I bet she lost count on how many hot beef injections she's had in her life.

  • If this was shown on US television...

    - "Focus On The Family" would burn down Steve's house

    - The FCC would charge the TV network several million dollars for broadcasting indecency

    - Any of the judges who laughed about it would be fired

    - The FBI would tap his phone

    - Michele Bachmann would explain that our founding fathers never had or promoted erections

    - And the GOP would blame President Obama for this unpunished act of terrorism

  • Steves daughters r fit!

    

  • Jesus Christ! How many viagra did he take that morning?

  • Some people get erection when nervous :p

  • hanno fatto una bella figura di merda i judges

  • big balls

  • steve is like, what the fuck is going on, why's everybody looking like that??

    That means he ain't got no hard-on.. it's just something else..

  • Hes got BALLS OF STEEL ...................to appear while consulting noone to sing ..you see what i did there?

  • rudest people ever.

  • @Shanustheanus, I'm 44 and a mother of 2 daughters, not hardly a virgin, i lost that when I was 13

  • his daughters were fucking hot

  • @hAteDbyYoU no cheryll was ;)

  • Well at-least he had a standing ovation...

    Did you see what i did there?

  • lol poor guy xD

  • Steve just has the works. hence the good looking girls he has. he is packing

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  • So THAT'S where Waldo's been hiding...

  • Well you can't blame the guy, Cheryl's pretty hot.

  • The judges are tools. The chicks. its a boner, so what. She must be a lesbian.

  • his daughters are hot

  • his daughters are so pretty, and he's just so..blah.

  • Wow u people think it was a boner too?

  • fuck it i woulda pulled that fucker out and let it ride

  • @valkurie1 no you wouldn't

  • its not his fault he has a huge cock and likes to wear tight pants

  • It's a wee shame, but imagine if you were singing karaoke and got a stiffy, just imagine how badly people would rip the piss out of you!!

  • He should of taken the Viagra after the audition not before it.

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  • baslem28 what he stuffed something done pants to inhance it?

  • That is gross stuff there. What sad arsehole.

  • How immature and stupid these idiots are. Ooooh woow look at the man's penis! He's got a big dick, so what you childish dolts. Or maybe he has a condition where his gonads are swollen--it does exist. Either way, Ameritards, Eurotards & retards in general. If it was a woman's big tits they would not have acted in such a shitty manner. Right, only men's body parts are up for fair game. nice double standard. Bitches & assholes. Grow up. 

  • @misOBGYNist

    Big tits aren't hard. This is the equivalent of a camel toe. Everyone freaks out over camel toes

  • @Jdunnuck2 yeah right. camel toes abound in dancing with the stars and so you think you can dance & other tv shows. I see no one freaking out. It was because it was a man (which makes people think it's OK to mock him) and because it was a penis that everyone freaked out.

  • its funny how louis noticed it first

  • his daughters gave me a boner

  • I was disgusted how mean some people are

  • NICE TROLL

  • omg, that must have been horrible!

  • Way to hurt a guy after the fact with the constant close-ups and exaggerated reactions.

  • That weren't no dick,just something to nosh on the bus ride home.

  • Guys got a big dick, not his fault.

  • Guys.... its an involuntary reaction that happens. People need to stop being so damn immature... >.>

    even so, he had it before when the other girl was interviewing him... oy...

  • he should use that horse cock to penetrate Cherly's ass

  • The dude is just blessed

  • ... ill tell him somethin... HES GOT BALLS. i mean if that happened to me i would run out the studio and beg the camera man to delete the scene

  • Looks like he was *puts on sunglasses* boned YEAHHHHHH

  • check out those daughters ;)

  • Mans got a big dick/and or a boner. Grow the fuck up ya brits

  • that was probably the saddest thing i've ever seen. i mean, first time perfroming on stage on that venue. hahaha too bad.

  • what are you going to sing for us ?

    My big cock.

  • COME ON!!! Don't focus on that! His singing was okay, pay attention to that! -_- People sometimes drive me so crazy.

  • manz just got a big richard

  • AND THERE HE GOES WITH HIS INSTRUMENT TO SHOW SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!

  • I don't think he's good enough, after all theres some stuff stiff competition.

  • He has a urinal problem and that was simply a tube into which he pees.

  • @Kurolchi And how exactly do you know that?

  • how the fuck did he produce those gorgeous daughters????

  • That wasn't a boner. Whatever it was, he had that at the beginning when she was interviewing him. You can't have a boner for like 9 hours.

  • @kbaes95 true, a full boner is also pointed upwards!

  • @idoolbowner actually I've dated men who when fully erect, their u knows are so heavy they point downward instead of up.

  • @Sakkara1331 HAHA, don't be gullible, it can't be that heavy, erection is derived from latin, which means "standing up".

  • @idoolbowner how is it being gullible if I had sex with my ex bf while he was fully erect ? Obviously you have not seen some brothas' penises, look up famous porn star Long Dong Silver his hung straight down when erect as well..Not all penises point to the sky.

  • @idoolbowner

    Thats just the word. The english language has derived from many things, many languages, and the meaning has been diluted. If a dick is heavy enough, sometimes it wont point up.

    Aka wherever you get your info from is pretty tiny :D

  • @idoolbowner U're completely wrong. Mine & MANY other guys erections are horizontal. It depends on the size & weight of yor cok & the elesticity of the suspensory ligament which pulls it up.

  • @Sakkara1331 LMFAO!

    Virgin alert!

  • @kbaes95 he prob took some viagra thinking he would get some pussy ! after the show

  • @kbaes95 Agreed!

  • @kbaes95 i do XD

  • "its my party" IN HIS PANTS

  • couldnt stop laughing

  • walshy was loving it

  • hes daughters r really pretty

  • he shoulda said whats the matter simon my massive cock bigger than yours

  • this is why England is so much cooler then the USA they would never show that here in a million years.

  • @fungirlparty that because USA was founded by puritans

  • that female judge is sooooo pretty

  • Testicular cancer is not funny!!!

  • Hey, he knows he's big and he wasn't at all embarrassed with those jokes He laughed with them! Come on now, this is great!

  • Stevie's got guts... a ball bag full of em,

  • i think they sooo fuucking mean he had a good voice but some fucks vote him out because he has a big cock that he can knock out every 1 out if he hits them with hit

  • crimson chin?

  • @JenniBallingall No Cleft the boy chin wonder

  • 1:45 HOT.

  • Is tha Danni Minogue? She's hot.

  • his daughters are pretty hot too

  • Looks like some form of elephantiasis.

  • Dirk Diggler. He could always work in porn if he wants to be famous. lol

  • People can be so cruel.

  • I worked in a hospital for long enough to recognise that this poor bloke had a bloody hernia .. and believe me they can be huge !!

  • poor dude.

  • What a donkey.

  • that lady judge would give me one too

  • 3:03 Steve finally realizes what everyone was looking at, and he tries to cover it up with the mic. Smooth.

  • PRESS STOP AT 1:19

  • @MADEINMAIDEN shes loving it ashley must not be packing

  • Wow, it's ridiculous how immature and juvenile everyone was reacting to poor Steve. He was genuinely having a good time singing that song up there, and the judges practically ignored his performance to poke fun at his penis. Even the crowd wouldn't give him a chance...what a miserable group of people.

  • @mizzamoe I totally agree, poor guy :(

  • @mizzamoe He's also a shit singer.

  • @mizzamoe the fucker couldn't sing! i don't care if his cock was 20 inches

  • If it was a black cock she would of wanted to see more the slag!

  • Dear Fat Guys,

    PLEASE, i cannot emphasize this enough. PLEASE DO NOT WEAR SKINNY JEANS, UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS GUY!

    Please and thank you,

    The world and all unfat people.

  • Jealous of that dick.

  • Looks like all other contestants will have some stiff competition

  • Blatantly trying to cover it up at 0:14.

  • oh my, when people see him in town people must be like "you're the guy from x factor with the massive dick!"

  • so fucking what... that's not a hard on, he's just big... he should try to wear underwear next time though.

  • i wonder what he was thinking of when everyone started laughing

  • Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahqaha that was fucking hilarious!

  • ...I thought this was a family network.

    "Whats that Daddy?"

  • imagine backstage

    "c'mon go down go down"

    "okay, your on in 2"

    "shit shit"

  • i think simmon wanted to see inside his pants

  • It's not a boner, he's just big. It's even there at the beginning of the video!

  • @rockingrugger seems he got got kicked in the balls and one ball was swollen

  • @rockingrugger

    Come on. It is either fake or a boner. It is normal to have a boner if he was fantasizing those 2 ladies.

    They are too hot man, normal to have a boner.

  • If i was once of the judges i wouldve said "Now that, WAS HUGE!" XD

  • He did the trick to not be nervous when your on stage. To imagine everyone in their underwear.. he went a little too far ..... O.O

  • Thats why I stopped watching xfactor. Just Bollcoks.

  • gay + fake

    

  • Fake and gay.

  • Real professional Simon

  • Simon must turn on all Britains guys XD

  • Uh, how is it everyone is so sure it's a hard-on? It looks like he is just blessed with a large package that's not easy to tuck away.

  • This is really funny made me laugh alot

  • wow...he pitched a tent....good for him!

  • @xXxemoXanimexXx2

    Hot one..

  • Steve: ~scans room~ whoa! We got a gor one here!! ~boner~ oh shit..

  • its funny simon had no idea

  • That;s what Holly Willoughby did to him! the beauty 

  • It's not called X factor idol

  • i feel sorry for him

    :/

  • cine vrea mecla?

  • must have been staged he walked in with it

  • vind ik wel geil

  • ...guys get turned on that easily? Wow..

  • omg so embarassing :( I feel sorry for him (how do you face the world after that)

  • Bless him, he must have known yet he still soldiered on.

  • 0:15 gettin it warmed up already? :L

  • How do you guys know that he's not suffering from a medical condition like testicle cancer (or then just has a huge rod)... he should've said it at the end!

  • I think everyone is being very HARD ON him!

  • @richarddowling11 haha word play is great :D !!!!!

  • he's got a huge package

  • took viagra by accident!!

  • That is MAAAAAAAAD embarassing!

  • His daughters are pretty sexy... No wonder he's got a boner

  • @happiergilmour You weirdo...

  • @happiergilmour i agree his daughters are fit tho