Malfunctioning Dog

[Devilkid23]

oh goddamn it, who put formaldehyde if fluffy's waterdish...?

[rgGamerfreak69]

AAAAAAHHH!!!!

Y U NO HAVE OFF SWITCH!?

[AlaskanMeTuber]

fucking poodles

[JT42CWRM]

Does that fall under warranty?

[Epicpineapple100]

yes its very "wierd" 0_o

[alienkilla22]

fucking hell this islike what you would hear on "Corpses of the 3 Reich"

[sheamcm]

I bet that owner is like, I should've put that crack in a high place... LOL

[vn01208503]

Harold and Kumar's pet?

[FogRain92]

Husband: Hey honey, what's up ?

Wife: [insert voice from video here]

xD

[TheGracieePoo]

Lmao to all of the comments above ^^

[AkiKimura07]

"ok, who put meth in fifi's food?"

[meandrocko]

0:19 "Eat my weiner."

[EpixMiner98]

Um, maybe it is like this because there is something wrong with it? It is being maltreated or is hungry?

[wolvesveil]

@EpixMiner98 no if you look, its lips have some sort of natural thing that means its tongue keeps flopping out the side

[EpixMiner98]

@wolvesveil ohhh, so when it makes any noise it's tongue pokes out the side and makes it do that noise? Ok.

[wolvesveil]

@EpixMiner98 Yepp =)

[SchabyJ]

what the hell

[goodkenzie606]

I almost BLEW.UP. 0:22

[Shadowrusa]

*laughs* XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD LOL!

[darkerider]

I just want to make this my ring tone...LMAO

[TheHamstergirl11]

It's imitating it's owner! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! BLAH BLAH!!!

[TeratusVantian]

now we knwo what happens when you give your dog Crystal Meth LOL

[sigma407]

Oh man!

"Malfunctioning Dog", the best video name ever.

you should get an award!

[Cooldrewbrees]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[triggerhappyrentacop]

This dog is about to explode

[TheSevenDeadlySins1]

I don't understand. Is this normal for this dog, because my dogs do some strange things but this really is weird.

[mastercobjay]

@mchodson1 you heartless prick. if its anyone that should be killed its you. slowly, and painfully. you dont know whats wrong with it, and you probably don't care either because your to overwhelmed by the sightings of small pets being slaughtered. some one needs to shoot you in the lungs, so that you can feel the excruciating pain of the twisted hole in your chest and you slowly die of the blood flowing in through you lungs, causing you to drown. think about what you saying before you say it...

[JaceyVoorhees]

@mastercobjay i saw a show on that dog........... it only does that when its hungry

[mastercobjay]

i hope you know this dog was shot in the face... the vet had to remove its teeth and part of its tongue. this is the reason why its disabled, or as you like to call it "retarded" or "malfunctioning". this was on the news and the man, that shot it, was charged with animal cruelty.

[DjMikeE2010]

sounds like one of them old cartoons where they shout at them down the phone haha

[wakethedead2254]

The Wadsworth Constant holds true for this video

[mysterydude9]

wow, this dog's a total nard....

[MRtruevampire]

It sounds like a dam cartoon lol

[Grantmeister32]

Dammit . . i lost the recipet .. AND i didnt pay for the warranty LOL

[jasonchestermusic]

tard.

[thejaraf]

i thigh he is dead

[TheMobbyman]

omg coffeinshock

[TheShiningTorch]

have you cheked its batteries lately? wrong way round,out of power?.... but REMEMBER never give dogs duracell batteries.Pure poison.

[CinemaBizarre121]

umm lol?

[soadslipknotlover]

oh my fucking god! i pissed myself laughing

[drogoscg1]

ijustine reacts to the death of Steve Jobs...news at 11.

[hnt456]

batterys must be in backwards

[kornel191]

hes taking a transmission from mars

[xxXHCPrototypeXxx]

KILL IT!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[VBFrappy]

I think your dog has to go potty.

[CHICHOEZ]

JOHNNY!! What did I tell you about giving the dog peanut butter?!lol

[TheCulona305]

@CHICHOEZ lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[donavanman]

Lets hope it came with a warranty

[salldarling]

when my jrt gets excited he does this too. its not cos its sad, some dogs just like to chirp and mumble.

[straightemmeshow]

I really do feel sorry for the owners of the dog...

[macgyver1968]

I guess you learned your lesson about leaving your cocaine out on the coffee table.

[FogRain92]

@macgyver1968 xD

[VanguardGeek1994]

awwwwwwwwww :( sad puppy

[boyfriendsnblazers]

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THT DOG. IM KINDA HURT AND ANGRY......

[DoraDead101]

i used a reverse speech app on my iphone and it sounds exactly the same backwards :3

[DoraDead101]

sounds just like /watch?v=zMIQ5Cz3Sh8

[purpleestarr44]

I think they just blew air in his face, dogs do that when you do that,.. just sayin.. :)

[LargePeas]

SPED UP.

[craaaaazyjaaaaay]

@LargePeas You're either trolling or you're fucking retarded.

[LargePeas]

@craaaaazyjaaaaay trollin.

[slaytech1992]

This is what hell sounds like

[PrincessGab10]

sorry it was 0:17

[PrincessGab10]

0:18 bangba bangba gets me every time!!

[SweetMiniatures]

hahahha it trying to eat its tongue xD

[Mandragara]

fake

[666malakas]

the power of jesus compels you,the power of jesus compels you,the power of jesus compels you,the power of jesus compels you,the power of jesus compels you,the power of jesus compels you

[Gnomesmashwow]

looooooooooooool

[AlvisLiquid]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[mazzyroxs]

Hey look, It's lindsay lohan

[BunjeeJumper]

hes so damn cute!!!!! i want it!

[BeccaThePorcupine]

YOU BROKE IT

[oryan1122]

i am sad for it :( he is cute though

[SpontaniousNolee23]

Dont do Crack kids.....

[MrKrombachpenner]

man hat der nen weichen keks!

[boboskiwattentotten]

the infirgment is strong with this one...

[ImKathyUnderageNSexy]

That dog gonna give me nightmares...

[insertnamehere680]

I want that dog! XD

[DorianDPASO]

Reminds me of my ex....

[Fuby803]

Come on man. Give me the crack

[amokachi31]

probably it's only imitating the sounds, that its female master makes.

[TheBlueStarx]

Did you record tthis with an apple?!

[baddernoff]

Its done rewinding push play .

[CandiceBoyd1]

aww he is so cute

[LifeLikeWAAH]

... u should just play the sound and make people guess what it is xD

[DrSwirl]

maby it's pissed because it keeps biting it's tongue

[sniper4900JB]

it just happy to see master but it odd how it shows it

[Djmeqa]

Dude you check the energy cells ? :)))

[PincheCurly]

is this dog retarded in any way? seriously? no offence.. i'm just saying.

[tinkerminka]

AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

[Skid00everest340]

do you still have the little paper you get when you buy something?

[MegaShakinah]

Wait wait. im a dog wisperer, ill see what hes saying......hes saying the government is planing to kill us all in 2012, bill clinton did have sexual relations with THAT women, uhhhhh.... and Sep 11 was a plot of the U.S. government!? Awww such a good doggy!

[ThexNia]

Who gave him ecstasy?

[XRayCam]

Now where did I leave that Meth??

[BasicEvil18]

Alright, here's what you do. Press ctrl+alt+delete and start up task manager. Close the program called "beg for treat". It's simple, but it works for me every time. Now if only I could keep my dog from rubbing his ass on the rug...

[zero93250]

Russian dogs these days

[chaoGoddess]

The dog has alot to say

[tinizzy]

this really isn't funny at all

[ProductionsTiki]

 a new pokemon!

[jarnobot]

'hey look, it's Justin Bieber!'

[gixxer450]

Nearly shit myself scarred.

[SuperSkater54321]

kill it kill it with fire !!!

[FutureIsDoomed]

@SuperSkater54321

no thanks but id like to stab your mom just for the fun of it XD

[SuperSkater54321]

@FutureIsDoomed wtf????? i was just kidding asshole

[SuperSkater54321]

@FutureIsDoomed it gonna kill us alllllll!!!! jk lol

[SuperSkater54321]

@FutureIsDoomed Fuck you !!

[FutureIsDoomed]

@SuperSkater54321

fuck me? haha asshole go suck on your moms nasty sagging tits i bet she has worms coming out of there

[SuperSkater54321]

@FutureIsDoomed go suck your moms vagina you fag

[FutureIsDoomed]

@SuperSkater54321

okay my mom is 35 years old and looks 26

hell id like to suck on her smooth junk

still 1000x better than your disgusting ass old hag man woman you call your "mom"

haha i bet, i bet you anything she looks like a man

[SuperSkater54321]

@FutureIsDoomed dude your fucked

[bradleypianoman]

Somebody needs to slap the shit outta that dog

[DemonAMVs]

Fucking.... Kill..... It

[RyanB747]

His power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

[1600babyblue]

memeemanaananememmemannaamamam­ama....

[PRODIGYCENTRAL]

song at end?

[BlackStarMartz]

@PRODIGYCENTRAL Dead and Gone TI and Justin Timberlake

[PRODIGYCENTRAL]

@BlackStarMartz Thanks =)

[chefjimmie1]

That's not a dog, that is some kind of underground genetic Muppet experiment that's gone terribly wrong.

[smoothsk8r44]

...shoot it already....dam

[TheSurelia]

when was the last time that dog saw a Vet??? he looks like he has mange and a few other things.....

[yoshiguy123]

There were bodies everywhere man! The blood was coating everything... hey stop videoing this. Seriously I think the guy saw me man, he might be coming after me... stop laughing.

[andrearules12]

Even though its annoying .. I love it:D

[thesIeepywiIIow]

man, that would get annoying lol.

[LavenderDragonLick]

I HAD A TOP COMMENT! OMIGOSH IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[massimo973kilo]

Maybe he's crying and there is something bad about him.

[RockerChick183]

Sounds like yoko ono...

[menukero]

 NO, NO, NO.. MAN this dog is trying to say something.

[sifuone]

dont give your dog meth.

[grimaper]

THE FUK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DOGG????

[MegaFragger]

the solution: ctrl+alt+ canc reboot

[LoveStoriesInc]

Look!!!! It's Rebecca Black!!!

[Dota1687]

that dog seem really sad acctually...its trying to say something i mean its odd i think this might be sad

[BusterXXXL]

@Dota1687 hmm, let me guess, you are either a straight boy, wearing make-up, or a girl that cherishes her eating malfunction.

[killercloud345]

@Dota1687 maby shes trying to make english words...I mean its possiable...right? Like pigs fling and super smart apes that enslave us.

as for the batterys witch hole did you put them in? Did you use 99 D batterys?

[rastaR00STER]

I would have to kill it...

[30NIGHTCRAWLER30]

"give me that cocaine, come on come on!!!!"

[mizzREDWHITEANDBLUE]

that dog is obviously high on sum kind of doggy cigarette!!!!

[Chris82992]

sounds like my kids XD

[DovJosephAloof]

MEEEE MEEEE MEEE MEEEE.....SELFISH BITCH!!!

[DovJosephAloof]

This Needs An Auto-Tune Remix

[IonutQo22]

LSD in the mix.

[deth6379]

somebody mixed meth and coke in the dog food.

[quackajack13z]

It's obviously been abused.

[Raqwaza17]

AHAHAHha

[brianestoll]

this reminds me of eraserhead

[ogtotes]

Oh god, like a girl at the other side of a phone!!!!

[15Sappphire]

garaagarargragargaragargaragar­garga graarag gaga gafragragaragarabebaagagag =P

[DatGuyWhoDidDatTing]

acid is one hell of a drug.

[robertgenito]

for the guy that mentions "sounds like my wife", i'm wondering: does it look like your wife, too? XD

[TGDETMRNE]

lol

[Nike7Man]

And this, children, is why we don't do drugs.

[RAVENBOYbc]

this is what girls sound like when they're annoyed. every guy knows what i'm talking about.

[fjbuendia]

@RAVENBOYbc ROFL, I couldn't agree more with you

[ZoMbIeHaCkS234]

Is he is he trying to warn us of the end?

[SK8R4581]

try changing its batteries

[MegaShakinah]

XD It sounds like Minnie Mouse pissed of at Mickey!

[blamannable]

That peanut butter man....tough stuff

[sn0wex]

This one got powerful batteries

[aaronpapanos]

Probably put the batteries in backwards

[themadweasel]

@aaronpapanos you shouldn't be inserting batteries into dogs.... no wonder its unhappy.

[Fuby803]

I watched the Dog on Helium video, and when i saw XDadambethellXD's comment...i lost it! XD

[willis420247]

lmao!!!!!

[bTsmac8788]

LSD EFFECTS

[haribini1]

Lmfao hahahahahaha

[mariopatai]

lmaooo wtf is that thing

[ONDREADELICIA]

I think's somethin's wrong here..

[wazzzzzzzup1]

WTF is going on

[xGunxMetal]

MOM! The dog.. its brokededed

[PokemonClique]

Don't give your dog any more peanut butter!!!!!!

[pigeonmaster5]

Sounds like my mom bitching.

[maxiemclerx]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.. kidding

[sugarsugarrunelover]

someone for the LOVE OF GOD get tht animal a doctor...

[minequeen1]

Pesky tongues--always getting in the way.

[donavanman]

cocaines a hell of a drug



[mcrzach11]

This kinda looks like Justin Bieber...like if you agree?

[nnudell]

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[Tarafriend33]

You really shouldn't give your dog crack. Make his fur fall out. ;)

[untamedfire22]

just give it the treat already

[blademast699]

itz voice is deeper than justin bieber's

[jTrux22]

dude. get that checked out..

[BCK1970]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[Methodoc]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

[iheartswedes]

love him already

[AK2927]

Feed him already.