Herman Cain Becomes a Pokemon Master

[Abignalessuccessor]

I wanna be the very best

that no president ever was

to catch Osama is my real test

*enters Gary Oakbama* lol I already caught em

[Umprella]

A great poet once said:

DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS

[Mrpastry909]

Herman Cain, you are about to embark on an adventure in the world of Pokemon. Many challenges await you!

[Smael64]

Pokemon will save our country.

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Musicians are usually seen as poets, I do not see what is wrong with that statement, lawls!

[permexOQ]

The First Black Pokemon Master?

[LordKaisen]

trololol

[Prinkster124]

"So you want to be a master, HERMAN CAIN! Do you have the skills to win this CAMPAIGN! I wanna take the ultimate step to become President! (Herman Cain!) To risk it all by stealing a a Pokemon song!" Somebody finish the rest.

[jayhow92]

@Prinkster124 We all live in [yea], in Herman Cain's world Herman Cain! He wants to be the greatest president of them all! HER-MAN CAIN!"

[MrLink129]

LOL i miss herman but in reality i don't if i had all the information then i could analyze it and put my assertions into place and generalize and answer stop trying to pin me on something i should know but don't i am Herman Cain pokemon MASTER!

Ron Paul 2012 

[MasterMelankale]

With Herman Cain our National Anthem would have been "Route 2"

[barbiquearea]

999 = Simcity

Speech=Pokemon



[JeriDro]

oh my god that is amazing

[masterman321]

"I'm Gonna be Hokage (of the United States) one day ... Believe IT!!!"

- by another poet Herman Cain Knows

[cbm2371]

wow hermain cain cheats on everyone and watches pokemon ....

[luisr12491]

Damn. We could have had a pokemon master as president of the USA. Thanks for fucking it up America.

[ByoBiorn]

Herman Cain is a Pokémon Master? So it wasn't sexual harassment, he was just trying to catch'em all wtih his balls! :D

[gamesethcrazy]

420th like :)

[codecaine]

haha

[summer2011leggo]

cain disgraced the good name of Pokemon

Pikachu for president !!

[jayhow92]

You sir win the internet!

[eJimmyJJ]

Best parody ever

[TechnoEchoFilms]

He wants to be the very best... like no one ever was

[arrogantgodjealous]

He will travel through fire, through water, through grass, through forests,

in the earth, in the clouds, and even in that girl's skirt!

[kusuguruketsu777]

At least he admited it when he dropped out of the race XD

[emilysoftball11]

hahahA!

[DEBO82420]

wtf lmao

[copperchan]

I think this would of been better if you didn't put the original song over it, it was hard to hear how funny you made it lol

[maplejet]

Auto thumbs-up to bad photoshops that look too funny.

[rainbowheydrich]

I would vote for Hermann Cain!

[smithra9172002]

@rainbowheydrich You would, however you are not old enough to vote...

[rainbowheydrich]

@smithra9172002 I'm 20. I think I can vote.

[rohirrim11rider]

Now that I think about it, this song does apply to all of the crap that's been happening in washington. xD

[jocstudl]

This explains how Ash can afford to travel the world with no visible means of income. HE OWNS A PIZZA CHAIN

[XTesT15X]

"Dragon Dragon

Rock The Dragon

Dragon Ball Z"

- By another poet Herman Cain Knows

[rainbowheydrich]

@XTesT15X He sure knows a lot of good poets.

[foxinsocks88]

I would've voted for him

[LittleMissLeared]

Cain = new leader of Team Rocket.

And I bet at least one of the women he sexed up was James in drag. O_O

[Zeldagigafan90210]

@LittleMissLeared so what? should we just call him Giovanni?

[combatsambonyc]

In his drop out speech he still didn't know who sang this. Shows how little he cares. He could have said it was Donna Summers. I really think he watches pokemon but cant be bothered to read the credits - even if it will save his backers who pledged their hard earned money to his campaign a world of heartache. He wasted their time and his. And who in the top tier is waiting around for his endorsement? They can't touch him with a 10 ft pole. His new website is a placebo destined for nowhere.

[King0ne]

I'm gonna miss this troll.

[vegetto14]

Herman Cain .... <3 troll of the year

[Caesar319840]

omg o.o lol



[vegetto14]

This guy ... is amazing

[Ichiboy900]

I told you he was being bought out by the Team Rocket corporation.

[erin9442]

Cain is brainwashed and being used

[RealNewsAustralia]

@erin9442 koch

[Kao108]

@erin9442 Being used by a pokemon fan it seems at least

[psychicwhoosh]

@erin9442 Nope. I am afraid he is really just that stupid. 

[EXRazeBurn]

"And to further quote another great poet, 'Gotta catch em' all, gotta catch em' all!'  Thank you and good night."

=3

[o13starsnstripes]

Sorry I already chose Ron Paul

[MyChemicalBromance]

He's just going for the Jamaican vote. Think about it.

[GatekeeperAidan]

@MyChemicalBromance APOLOGIES TO JAMAICANS EVERYWHERE

In other news, holy shit plagiarism?

[OfCourseTheresMe]

@GatekeeperAidan no not plagiarism he quoted it you dumbass.

[GatekeeperAidan]

@OfCourseTheresMe It doesn't count as a quote if you call it something different than it is. You have to give CREDIT for a quote. Him saying a "poet" did it doesn't make it a quote, cause it totally wasn't any poet.

[Luieburger]

Cain sucks... Ron Paul 2012. Also, this video is awesome.

[mr300ism]

@Luieburger Fuck you faggot 

[Luieburger]

@mr300ism U Mad bro? Mad that your boi dropped out because he couldn't handle it? Actually... I'd be mad too. All the idiot neo-conservatives like yourself are switching to Gingrich. *facepalm*

[mistipearce]

fabulous

[SHIofficial]

He wants to be, the president, the best there ever was, he's gonna do, his very best, to drain them is his cause

[darkhiddenblader]

He wants to be the president

The best there ever was

To get votes is his real test

To get into office is his cause

He will travel across the land

Begging far and wide

[JUSTlNTIMBERLAKE]

Unreal. Please don't vote for Cain.

[UmatsuObossa]

@JUSTlNTIMBERLAKE No one is gonna vote for him because he dropped out. Duh.

[brandonleatherman77]

It's still not as bad as Obama swiping his "Yes We Can" slogan from Bob the Builder.

[SerenusNihil]

@brandonleatherman77 Lets see. Three common words referring to encouragement, versus 3 lines of prose copied verbatim.

[Smartass8504]

@brandonleatherman77 "Yes We Can" was not taken from Bob The Builder. "Yes We Can" comes from "Si se puede", the motto of the United Farm Workers in the 1970s.

[Jofus360]

@Smartass8504 Bob the builder would put all those mexicans to work in his construction business.

[rainbowheydrich]

@Smartass8504 It was taken from Bob the Builder.

[jose9142005]

@brandonleatherman77 It actually comes from Mexican soccer fans, "Si se Puede!"

[williamiswilliam1]

@brandonleatherman77 oh no...it's alot worse

[Grethko]

@brandonleatherman77 3 words != a verse from a pokemon song

[redryan20000]

@brandonleatherman77 yes, it is.

[Christhefireshark]

@brandonleatherman77 Which was also stolen from a Bush slogan, believe it or not. One Bush bus tour had that as part of its title, back during 2000 or 2004. Maybe all politicians are either unorginal, or just trolls.

[toknoy05]

A poetmon once said...

[Dillrod90]

Too bad he denied that he heard it from Pokemon.

[Futang808]

Cain = Win

[peanutblondie]

Cain makes dumb mistakes every single day. He would be the WORST one the GOP could put up. It would be like G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton rolled into one. No thanks! Ron Paul 2012!

[o13starsnstripes]

Cain I choose YOU!

[hockeystick90]

I am Europan and respect to Mr. Herman Cain

[RunsInRacesJoe]

a poet once said? More like you stole it from pokemon dawg!

[JMG9519]

Best debate fuck up ever.

I want Ron Paul to say Solidus' speech from MGS2.

[joeydo08]

@JMG9519 wait i forget what does solidus talk about

[JMG9519]

@joeydo08 Shit about George Washington, Liberty, individual opportunities, and how The Patriots/Federal Reserve will shit all that away with their digital censorship.

Makes perfect sense in the context of Ron Paul's views.

[xese4lifex]

He is trying to get the Anime Watcher/Video Gaming vote.

[SadPandahs]

@xese4lifex I'm an avid gamer, and that's not doing it for me lol. I'm still voting Ron Paul.

[lecolis]

hey there is nothing wrong with quoting pokemon, too bad children are not legible to vote.

[deepfriedtnecks]

@lecolis "Eligible" is the word(legible means something totally different lmao), too bad learning disabled ppl are "legible" to vote.

[shade6787]

@deepfriedtnecks ahahaha

[RightWingHunter666]

Cain wouldn't be the trainer the Koch Brothers would be the trainers. And they would throw him from one of the pokemon eggs to fight liberal blacks an other minorities." I choose Caincachoo!"

[TreatyOfTripoli]

Herman Cain is the Pokemon Jynx.

[HeCameHeSawGROID]

Holy shit. Idiocracy is here. Bye bye civilization.

[KoruDesuKa]

@HeCameHeSawGROID Do you mean idiocy? Because idiocracy is completely different.

Which essentially means- yes, we're fucked.

[HeCameHeSawGROID]

@KoruDesuKa No, idiocracy: rule by idiots. The zionists pick the biggest idiot and put his face all over TV so everyone votes for him and then they get use him as a puppet. So I suppose ultimately it is not an idiocracy, but a kleptocracy.

[Rcrby525]

@HeCameHeSawGROID true, we eventually will get to the point like in that movie, where everyone has the iq of 30 or lower in the world, and massive food shortages, military-like city police, etc etc,

i know the movie "idiocracy" is a comedy, but it's....kind of chilling with the parrelells we have going on.

[stickitupyapipe]

Cain is not Able.

[RiotShieldMan]

LOL what do you want to bet that this sunk into his subconscious while his kids were watching Pokemon: The Movie 2000 one day.

[RXdash78]

This makes the possibility of him taking his tax plan from sim city all the more likely.

[PetiteMouse]

I hate herman cain, bu this is awesome.

[Hiyasha]

Maybe he did it on purpose. Pokemon has such a large fanbase, that he assumed if he won their respect, he would get their votes.

[ozerataoglu]

Life can be a challange... Well, CHALLANGE DENIE-

[Dipstikk]

I think it's great that he's so open about being pro-choice. Guy has the biggest pair in the entire GOP.

(Although that's not saying much.)

[RSaq17]

@Dipstikk Hey Dipstikk or should i say Dipsh*t, the guys not pro-choice, hes 100% pro life so get your facts straight... Because killing an innocent unborn baby makes you have a bigger pair anyway what a sad excuse of human being you are

[Dipstikk]

@RSaq17 No, he said it was a woman's right to choose.

He's pro choice.

Sorry, I'm just going by what he said, and I think it's great that he can be so open about the beliefs he's capable of formulating on his own...

...When he's not being told what to think by David and Charlie Koch.

Lawl.

Also, do you know what "having a big pair" means? You've just complimented me.

[RSaq17]

@Dipstikk He clearly came out immediately after, on his site and numerous talk shows and cleared it up... HES PRO LIFE, so im sorry but you are wrong, he was given a weird question and answered it in the wrong way.... But seriously LAWL? what are you a middle schooler? And at the end, that was sarcasm idiot, but then again i wouldnt expect a middle schooler to get it

[fieldcommandereyesin]

Would be ok if they where the hot half human pokemon lol

[WhiskiWolf]

How many accidental game references has he made now?

[randomgroup]

@WhiskiWolf How are you so sure they're on accident?

[WhiskiWolf]

@randomgroup That is a valid point. Maybe he's secretly planning on building Pokemon Centers around the country if he's elected.

[RockmanMegaX]

@WhiskiWolf Does that mean free health care at Pokemon Centers?

[WhiskiWolf]

@RockmanMegaX Only for Pokemon, of course. Humans still need to pay.

[RockmanMegaX]

@WhiskiWolf PokeCare, huh? 

[Pironday]

Hahahaha

[badymojoy]

Uz-Beki-Beki-Bekistan



[pseudodeduction]

If Herman Cain were a Pokemon, he would be a Sudowoodo. Because he's afraid of water... IT'S A BLACK FELLA JOKE

[ps3specter]

Herman Cain can hold 9 Pokemon at once, not 6.

[Raveheart90]

Even people who've seen the movie are listening to this song for the first time.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

Herman Cain needs to be raped, but not just raped, but raped by 4 or 5 bodybuilders for a good 2 hours.

[zombiekillah16]

I wonder how "Hahahahaahah" is the second highest rated comment...

[funnyhomeboy1]

He's gonna be the very best, like no one ever was. (I don't even like him as a candidate, but it seemed appropriate.)

[SubjectChronic]

dude, egoraptor...WTF

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

... WHAT THE FUCK.

[mint3465]

XD

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

OMG

[bigwev101]

9-9-9 Yeah right more like 6-6-6

[SamuriX2010]

@bigwev101 oh shut up bachman.

[TheConsortiumMember]

@bigwev101 I KNOW RIGHT?! :O

[Gamer4672]

@bigwev101 glad I'm not the only one who noticed that...he couldn't have named it the 5-6-7 or the 7-7-7 plan?

[Unit1262]

I like Cain at least 3 times more now.

[BoBtheparrot7]

Such shitty photoshoooping that its good.

[BarryBRemix]

I love Donna Summer.

[ccc822007]

Lol.... Does your pokemon pikachu? Lol...

[86ortega]

lmao awesome

[Justajawnie]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[chgmailcom]

Lmao

[SteaIthIess]

LoL

[BigBrownMexican41]

Hahahahaahah