Max, The Smartest Cat I Know

[feakysnucker]

I'd hate to clean THAT cat's litter box!

[kirke420]

@feakysnucker He's indoor/outdoor. :P

[cosmicskydaddy1]

Does he know he's a cat ? 

[kirke420]

@cosmicskydaddy1 I've never asked him.. hmmmm.. c'mere Max!

[AncientAtheist]

The cats know how to get the treats without humiliating themselves.

Give a dog food, home and love and he'll think you're god. Give the same to a cat, and he'll think HE'S god. 

[kirke420]

@AncientAtheist I think you're god! Or at least one of his contemporaries. :D

[AncientAtheist]

@kirke420 I would too, except I just can't BELIEVE in me... ya know?

Oh.... "contemporary". I get it now.... bastard!

[MrSamuelSpade]

That is not a cat...giraffe....It's a fuckin giraffe. Small one though.

[kirke420]

@MrSamuelSpade You are very observant!.. now, shhh!

[MrSamuelSpade]

@kirke420 I was right??? No shit...I totally pulled that out of my ass. I really thought it was a hippo, but thought it would be funny to say that it's a giraffe. I amaze myself.

[CanadienAtheist]

Hey wait a second....... that don't look like no cat to me! Where's the doggie pride??? Cats are fine critters but face the facts man. That is a dog.

Either that or your video special effects skills are beyond me!

[kirke420]

@CanadienAtheist I'd probably go with the second choice. :P

[marvincontendo]

your cat looks like a dog

[kirke420]

@marvincontendo People are always telling me that!

[Squagnut]

That is indeed a very smart and obedient cat.

[kirke420]

@Squagnut Woof!.. I mean, Yep!

[zarkoff45]

Do you know the difference between a cat and a dog? Or is that cat in a very clever disguise?

[kirke420]

@zarkoff45 It's an extremely clever disguise...

[LiberAnarchy]

That's no cat, but he is very smart for sure!

[kirke420]

@LiberAnarchy what do you mean, "That's no cat"? ;)

[Atomicnumber27]

I think you failed biology, Kirke. After doing some research, I found out the real species of that animal. The latin name is Parus major. The one besides the parus major is a dog, thou.

[kirke420]

@Atomicnumber27 Are we talking about astronomy? ;)

[Atomicnumber27]

@kirke420 No the science of astrology

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

That's one big ass cat.

[kirke420]

@bamboo4tameshigiri Yeah, he a tabby / lab mix. :P

[x246869]

Cats are really smart if you can teach them to purr.

[kirke420]

@x246869 Hmm.. the other 5 cats purr just fine.. but never could teach Max to do it... must be his size.. :P

[onlywhenprovoked]

woah, a smart cat? i have been proved wrong !

[kirke420]

@onlywhenprovoked  All my cats are smart... they love me! :)

[rednecktrucker1969]

big cat

[kirke420]

@rednecktrucker1969  Woof... I mean, yep.

[PJsCreed]

So what tricks does girlfriend420 have you do? :P

[kirke420]

@PJsCreed I roll over and play dead a lot.. learned that trick after I hit my 30s... :P

[jayeenn]

Pft. Cats aren't required to do tricks so in that way, I think they have Max beat ;)

[kirke420]

@jayeenn I have a video of one of my more traditional cats playing fetch with a mouse toy. :P

[abbynormal0ne]

Awwwwwwww, what a sweet little guy! Awwwww, I'm going to aww some more. AWWWWWW.

[kirke420]

@abbynormal0ne AWWWW Thank you!

[debbieomi]

Kirke, honey, sit down, I have some upsetting news for you. It will be alright but... I don't know how to even tell you this. Sometimes, things just aren't as they seem. Kirke, Max is not a cat. No, he's what is commonly known as a dog. I know, I know, it's hard to grasp.

*pats back and passes the bong*

[kirke420]

@debbieomi That's just silly... how could a cat be a dog? And you think *I'M* the one on drugs? ;)