You Are A Pirate - Misheard Lyrics w/ Pervy Pirate and Little Slut

[Icyevil24]

LMFAO I'M ROLLING.

Oh my god xD This just made my day.

[Ntwister]

geeesh ^^

[Paramsus]

when he said "I'm GAAAY" i completely lost it

[RamboLastManStanding]

seems legit

[JunkieMonkey321]

I laughed so fucking hard I couldn't breathe for a couple of minutes. Holy shit, best video I've ever seen.

[MegaSonicdude10]

LMFAO!!! I laughed so hard I had to go take a shit!

[Isissa125]

I would have laid LAND HOE!!!!!

[tabujukes]

flying inca!

[GMan2011ify]

flying inca , land whore !!!!

i just laughed my ass off , twice

[segazora]

jesus would fail to exist



[tonydabosss]

Hahaha made my life

[Peeptoo]

me and my 7 year old brother were laughin so hard at this

[Peeptoo]

lol

[mkwoutrage]

the funniest thing ive seen in my life

[TheGuanhian]

imma no pirate so no pussy selling XD

[WackyBrothersHQ]

Dance fail LOL X3

[puppyface1415]

@ 1:06- 1:07 i thought it was "Dick in me Brandon Dick in me fast!"

[puppyface1415]

@puppyface1415 and @ 1:29 it sounds like he is saying "FUCK YEAH!"

[LittleshyFiM]

Press 2 over and over, then thumbs up this comment.

[SniperNightOwl]

video almost killed me i laughed and cried so hard

[tguy200]

wellllll the only precious booty that pervy pirates after is on her :D

[lol5776]

11 people are asspirates

[eeveelutionsgirl]

FLYING INCA

[ZarshaNtarl]

Yahr hahr feed the "Dee Dee" ?? have i really to feed Dexter's sis? .__.U

[tauempirekid]

lmfao dickety prickety dickty FAGS

[alexistheawsome1]

wtf

[rosettalee27]

Stephanie, I believe you're thinking of a prostitute.

[OdyKitsune]

'Feel the titty' was actually pretty clever. the rest was hit and miss for me.

[BusinezzThug]

Selling pussy..gets me everytime.

[aion20]

Work it

[flamehour08]

MMM WORK IT

[hireplas]

this shit is GREAT i laughed my ass off soooo many times and had to rewatch over and over

GREAT FUCKIN JOB

[JamesHolman1000]

I misheard 0:39 as "We know it's full of Christmas pudding," I also misheard 0:49 as "If you love celibacy." As for the WIEGH ANCHOR bit, well let's just say I misheard that bit as the more profane version of the word masturbator.

[RandomShissle]

1:57 Look at description and leave a comment below!

[CoupDaFail]

1:36 scares me a bit. . .

[Trebgah]

hooray for the top comments ruining jokes before I hear them!

[R3bridge]

Maybe black instead of yellow letters?

[stayinclassy247]

@R3bridge maybe i tried that first but yellow stands out more?

[R3bridge]

@stayinclassy247 well excuse me princess lol. just a few spots where it's hard to read. otherwise, hilarious.

[CaptainChirac]

@stayinclassy247 White or yellow with black borders is the best solution.

Great video anyway.

[wingspantt]

@stayinclassy247 Better suggestion: Use white with a 1-pixel black outline

[r4dzikmasion]

pretty annoying... writing same lyrics from my video of that..

[stayinclassy247]

@r4dzikmasion First off bucko, I made this on my own interpretation of the song. Second, I did not see your video until I read your trollish comment by going to your lame channel. Third, yeah, so there are some similarities... maybe cause you can only mishear a song so many ways. Fourth, your video sucks, mine is much better. 5th, you're a tard. 6th you are now banned from trolling on me and looking like an ass in front of my loyal fans. 7th, you get nothing, you lose, good day sir.

[happyboab]

@stayinclassy247 i love you using the willy wonka qoute <3

[pumpidutt]

@stayinclassy247 Wow dude he got owned :DD

[rainbowheydrich]

@r4dzikmasion His video is much better than yours. You can clearly hear all the misheard lyrics on his, whereas some of yours were lame/totally off. =o

[stayinclassy247]

@rainbowheydrich thank you for backing me! you're awesome :)

[Chriosion]

@rainbowheydrich I think ya got that backwards, Rainbow.

[SaccaraHS]

Hang the black fag at the end of the mast!!!

[AnUsernameee]

LAND WHORE

[goku40001]

m m \(*o* \){rocking}

[minecraftisy]

Ohly $hi'|' ....

[NimhShambler]

When the girl sings, I always hear: "If you've got no self-esteem, you are a pirate."

[Randomman11arl]

we got us some meth lol

[hrvoelker]

0:54 ...I heard "Flying Wanka".

[stayinclassy247]

@hrvoelker probably cause you are brittish

[rainbowheydrich]

FLYING INCA!!!

[Virasonify]

I laughed. SO HARD. xD

[BLASTSTUDIOS101]

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[MrRolyat98]

Dance fail. Lol

[CHARLIEISACAT2]

I just ROFLMAO'd when he was like

you are a PARROT!

also when he was like

DICKETY PRICKETY DICKETY FAGS

[DozerfleetProd]

So wrong.

[AiriLovesMCR]

Me and my sister were laughing so hard. XDDDD

[AiriLovesMCR]

Me and my sister were laughing so hard. XD

[Peanutbutter609]

This changes my view of it when i was 5

[jordan14325]

LAND WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[MarineJoe5]

then hang apricots?

[ArCaTwoll]

Gankplank was in this school ! 8)

[Quazimotosan]

O...MFK. OMFK. Everyone over 13 should see this. XDDD

[denilsonpw]

FLYING INCA!!!

LOL

[Sageboy177]

Absolutely hilarious. It sounds like he really is saying those things. I laughed so hard I cried. That video made my day. LOL. Great work.

[trainz675]

1:37

[ThatAwesomeCat]

it should be "Look diabolical worship below!"

[theanimeawsome]

I'M GAAYYYYYYYY!!!

XD

[Ephemeron01]

Now I can't watch other versions of the song without hearing these lyrics. Genius!

[ifiwereademoman]

Arr yar ahoy in the pants, dickety prickety dickety fags !!

[xboxman625]

ROFL at 1:36



[ThatAwesomeCat]

also press 4 and wait for awesome racism

[ThatAwesomeCat]

ENEMY FLYING INCA IT'S OVER!!

[IdiotProductions1379]

@ThatAwesomeCat so here we have this giant enemy flying inca

[xboxman625]

ROFL when it said dickety prickety dickety fags

[Ironfist2211]

1:03-1:09 made me laugh so hard I cried

[futurekitteh]

Press 1  He says ITS RAPE

[futurekitteh]

1:36 WHAT THE HELL?

[gino3298]

its weird to see an 11 year old say "if you love to sell pussy"

[ring529]

Well, this is hilarious, If you are about to die from laughter, eat some oranges, you'll be K.

[vixenaya]

Dickety Frickety Dickety FAGS..... omg I lmao'd.

[choirluver4evr]

If you were wondering what the real lyrics are Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! You are a pirate! We got us a map to lead us to a hidden box, Thats all locked up with locks and buried deep away. We'll dig up the box , we know it's full of precious booty Burst open the locks, and then we'll say 'HOORAY!' Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, WEIGH ANCHOR

[Sporevideomaker]

Flying Inca is the best part XD

[khikopunx]

5 people dont like to sell pussy....

too bad xD

[bucsrule9997]

i lose it every time when the video starts and he says Asshole! Whore Aboard! and she gets on the boat

[klaradenseje123]

0:28

''You are a PARROT!''

No shit sherlock!

[Posetus]

CAN´T UNHEAR

[ThatAwesomeCat]

1:36 the thing he does there... is erm wrong.

[Texiton]

LMFAO!

[jeffdeadout]

i bet the 4 people are land whores

[TheOdin12]

is is at the end german?

[stayinclassy247]

@TheOdin12 yeah

[denilsonpw]

@stayinclassy247 LOL

sugestion: next time put a dark border in the sub

liked subscribed (・∀・)

[Okilotty]

1:57 Demonic

[iSuperProductions]

This is genius. :)

[thecheatlord999]

1:04 is

Ar yar away and avast

Stinky has got a dick in has ass

Hang the black fag at the end of the mast.

[dantheiphoneman]

4 people dont like to sell pussy...

[BizzarreProductions]

This is amazing. :D

[NuclearBomb7755]

I like these expessially since many people use different misheard lyrics which makes it funnier.

[WackyBrothersHQ]

LOL (dance fail) part

[snowhiteo]

From a kid's show.

[evilkittygurl]

I thought it was hang a black cock at the end of the mast........ And that face at 1:36 is just...... creeper.

[Nathnile]

You are feel a tittie;3

[WtfMarkus3000]

THEN HANG APRICOTS UNTIL WE SAY I'M GAAAAAY!! ohg rofl

[1997gsmoke]

"Yar Har feel a titty!"

ROTFLMAOWILOLADL.

[MalachiCo0]

What the crap? Who the crap mishears this kind of song, especially this perticular song? And Flying Inca, really?

[yognaut619]

I started crying with laughter at Dickety Prickety Dickety Fags

[MrMrtommy54321]

@yognaut619 i've heard dickey be gripping the dick in his ass

[laurahobo]

LOL LIMEWIRE

[TipoPedigree]

I'd love to punch the bitch.

[ynotdrol2]

Wow the subtitles don't even sound close.

[panzeraid]

"Flying INCA!!!"

I wonder if pirates had to deal with flying Inca's...

[commandowarrior258]

lol

[Mephistolesss]

Laugh, Forever alone face at 1:10

[jopdap1]

this is better. just read the lyrics

[CombineSpecre300]

Oh god lololol (Pedo) boat extreme!

[Supersomonerandom]

until we say FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Supersomonerandom]

you little fuck-a-deer. LOL

[RamboLastManStanding]

3 people refused to "work it"

[Lvl90Jolteon]

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. I love all your misheard lyrics videos. <3

[jpta162]

so many funny lines

[SondaroSasuke]

FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING INCAAAAAAAAA!!!! LOL!! I can't stoop laughiing!

[SuperDaisuki64]

o.o wtf XD

[erkpwnzall]

i shit my pants

[Beow0lfe]

AHAHA!!!!!!!XD!!!

[aqwsgtcat]

lol doesnt the flag look a bit like the "forever alone face?"

reply dont thumbs up pls

[iglasty7]

1:07 Hang the black fag at the end of the mast xDxD. I just cant stop laughing :D

[LouiseTheHappyCloud]

This makes me LOL no matter what mood I'm in!

[aqwsgtcat]

not to be a dick or anything but isnt this the real lyrics (this is what it really sounds like)

[xxDaSplatterSlayerxx]

I heard "hang the black cock at the end of the mast!"

[pvtread]

but captain i dont want to hang the black fag 

[zeldagirl1234]

I just love it when he turns to the parrot and says "You are a PARROT" at 0:29 LOL

[Eminem86709]

LETS GO! Oaraboard!

[stayinclassy247]

2 people don't like to sell pussy

[demon93ification]

RAM them chimp all day!

[Junhishiryu]

we sex, sail and EXPLOIT!! XD

[5emtio4yra]

UNTIL WE SAY FUCK YEAAAAH

[slipknot8294]

we fail hooray

[slipknot8294]

you are aparrot duh you friggin retarded pirate

[slipknot8294]

FLYIIING INCAAAAA!!!!!!

[jpta162]

pizarro destroyed the Incan empire resulting in flying incas

[phrikaphrak40k]

With the cry of MOCTEZUMA, the Flying Inca laps into the air

[Beavisfan23]

0:09 Is Actually Let's Go!

[archimagus89]

0:42

"This gesture is just wrong"

LOL

[chickenluveerrr]

@archimagus89 AGREE - hahahahahah!

[TheNightsMoon]

I must be a pirate...:/

[belmordok]

1:30 "Yar har, feel the titty! (work it)

If you love to sell pussy

you are a pirate

LAND WHORE!"

So, she became a pirate... :P

[Thunderbirds1001]

Thumbs up if you thought the pirate that was singing was a FLYING INCA

[stayinclassy247]

@Thunderbirds1001 I do! check out my new misheard lyrics video!

[chickenluveerrr]

@stayinclassy247 I love you. THIS IS AMAZING.

[truthfulraf]

Omfg i loughed my ass off

[stayinclassy247]

@truthfulraf If you liked this one check out my new one!

[HotaruTheVocaloid]

actually...thats what i thought he said....its not??? 0.0 what kinda kids show is that?!

[HotaruTheVocaloid]

the sex...what kind is it? and do i get meth too? 0.0

[WoWGrimma]

I ate some Fruits and it was K

[XxBaTmAnFiGhTeRxX]

XD 0:47 work it

[FunnySocks1206]

1:36 Pirate Orgasm

[Queenrock990]

FLYING INCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Metaknight4569]

Oh and BTW this is the best out of all of em.

[Metaknight4569]

1:32 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT!

[1tobedoneX]

Feel the Titty!

WOW! I want to be on the ship with girls!

[LotusTheChosen]

If you like to sell pussy, you are a pirate. I laughed very hard.

[CrusaderDeleters]

Lol. a totally childish show's songs turned perveted. Who knew these creators had such a bad mind? :P

[ExterminatusM4A]

Needs more MALE ARCHERY.

[StinkArmsBG]

Damn i want more like these.

[zeldagirl1234]

"If you like to sell pussy, you are a pirate" LOL XD