A Constant Reminder on why Captain Falcon uses Protection

[dvorak121]

I would stab my kid in the face if he was acting like this

[yamahabansheerider]

i would NOT normally punch a little kid but damn this kid just might make me punch him!

[ZeoKarja1]

I lol'd so hard when it said use condoms XD

[Jehuty989]

I was waiting for the ked to get falcon punched.. :D

[ajch22]

So if that kid is Captain Falcon, then the father is Chuck Norris? It all makes sense NOW!

[Astrosimi]

Weak parenting. Obviously the dad uses G&W as his main.

[50033836]

The Falcon Punch giveth, the Falcon Punch taketh away.

In translation.

A falcon punch can be used both to impregnate women, and carry out abortions.

[Kullen64]

Not sure why, but I just now understood this commercial and why it's so offensive to people after seeing it for the 1000th time xD

[ppp9922]

that kid needs an ass beating

[Random90sKid]

That kid should've showed Cpt. Falcon his moves.

[LulzMania1]

there is a method to kill the said female after concieving, but how dull the people were. all they got wrong was the name. they called it "donkey punch" when of course they meant "falcon pawnch" :p

[supersonicbroz]

Captain Falcon does not wear a condom, there is no protection from Captain falcon

[GirugaMarc]

poor guy

[fubu610]

If that was my kid, I'll shove fucking vegetables in his mouth until he matures...

[LBPSFriend]

lololololololololololol THIS IS SO FUNNY

[Leviskardsen]

But a Falcon Punch is the #1 method of ridding teen pregnancy!

[ggamer2004]

I want to throw that kid in the air, and give him a hard FALCON KICK when he reaches the apex of his flight.

[GW4GTA]

i lolled at "use condoms" xD

[dumbwakeup]

JE VEUX LES BONBONS !!!!!!!!!!

Damn, it's so fricken annoying.

[tylerjustin97]

i do it without a condom force my girlfriend to abort teh baby

[othus123]

dont think so......falcon dick beats any pregnancy signatures.

[Pivo4Ever]

Awesome thing about Falcon Punch is that you can abort even after the kid is born

[Urabisauro]

USE FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!

[crashnspin]

why wasn't the woman just PAWNCH'd?

[koolvidkid588]

Actually Captain Falcon doesn't need to use protection, because the woman usually, mysteriously dies after.

[EQUENSE4955]

*kid puts stuff in cart* YESZ

*dad puts it back*

*kid puts back in cart* YESZ!!!

*dad puts back* SHO YA MOOVS

*kid cries* BUUAAA!!

BOUUA!

YESZ! YE- YE- YE- YE- YESZ!!!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!­!!!! USE CONDOMS

[xxvampirexfreakxx]

What that child really needs is a FALCON KICK to his tiny balls

[Masquerade1992]

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!! WAAAA

[YukiNoKaasu]

0:32 is epic. BUAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[azndragon18]

hahahahahha

[agrmonster]

Captain Falcon's ABC tips on protection:

FALCON PAWNCH for instant Abortion.

FALCON KICK for inert Ballz.

FALCON KNEE for instant Castration.

Easy as ABC, YESZ!

[immeyouhe]

Wait, who won this game?

[SageEfaj]

@immeyouhe Captain Falcon did. He always wins.

[Shintroy]

He did say "Show me ya Moves...!"

Moves were shown

[armanrules2poopstash]

the ad was perfect, and you made it a higer level of exellance.

you win one free internet.

[armanrules2poopstash]

true win.

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

OOOHHH WAAAAAAAAAH!

[ATebarVideos]

xDDDDDD

[sonicfan803]

LOL

[HatoHattori9001]

The dad should've just given his kid the sweeties :P

[FunkyBonesz]

lol nice.

[QuesoGr7]

Lol, you should've had the screen black out and them put a falcon punch sound effect followed with a "Game Set" sound effect at the end! xD

[Krukkie]

More like, learn how to be a parent.

[kingoflightness]

this happens when you commit FALCON RAPE! THEN YOU HAVE TO DEAL W/ THIS

[Destinyfire0]

the abortion paunch

[mtallmen184]

Falcon Punch solves pregnancy

[weredeath]

Should have said "use the Punch"

[Kingofeurope]

Falcon Punch can abort babies.

Falcon Punch > Condoms

[mafiasnowman]

Yeahyeahyeahyeah!! OOOWAAAHHH!!!!

[GamezRecordz]

Father:Show my ya moves!

Kid:WUHAAAAAAAAAAA

[OMEgaTeaMaCC]

this baby needs a good kick in the ass but his dad is a big wuss as i can see

[Avankiri]

I say do it without a condom, then Falcon Pawnch her in the stomach and uterus at the same time to make sure the kid is dead.

[marianoxlomas]

creepy

[OmegaZero77]

Nah the guy just Falcon fails XD

[CallMeKazu]

ಠ nಠ

[Krukkie]

ð _ð

[MyPetTiger]

shouldve faded to black and then.......

PAWNCH

[Uburez]

XD XD XD

[Suetakefan]

this video seems like its saying "most bratty kids are results of sexual accidents" XD

[RatedB1]

you want that cereal gonna have to show me ya mooves son

[LordArion201]

he shoulda Pawnched that twat in the face

[LordArion201]

shutup crashingonyourface.

i'd like 2 c how you'd deal w/ someone acting up...'til then, jst shutup

[crashingonyourface]

chill the fuck out

[LordArion201]

screw u

[LordArion201]

pathetic. if you were going to stoop so low as to actually use my USERNAME to insult me, you should've just told me, because i probably would've ignored your rude remark; i was only joking about what i said earlier. everyone on YouTube has a crazy/random/unique username, & making fun of it is like making fun of someone's eyes or hair: it's unique. but while i'm on the subject, your username is as stupid as hell, so i don't know where you get off insulting mine.  stop humiliating yourself, fag

[DeathlyHand]

Ooh, what about my username =D

[LordArion201]

what about it?

[crashingonyourface]

ok i just wanted to start an argument. i was bored.

[LordArion201]

don't start trouble simply becuz u're "bored". it ends up annoying others, not to mention it also wastes their time, it wastes ur time, and it doesn't help you out of your boredom. now i'm not gonna reply to whatever else you have to say, because you have already wasted my time, too, but no hard feelings ~Lord Arion

[SpelKille]

Use Falcon Punch. Not condoms.

[Eltuner]

Show me ya moovs!

[ajch22]

the fact that the father looks like chuck norris fits so perfectly!

[NeilPlus]

i dont get it wat does it have to do with condems?

[FaithlessAsylumxxx]

It's basically just supporting the use of condoms by showing how bratty and annoying kids can be...

When I clicked this, I thought the dad was gunna punch the kid in the face. xD

[kisaknight]

Which would turn it from a condom commercial, into a military discipline

[dragonmustard2]

You dont know where kids come from

[hitthebreakbiahh12]

at 0:28 yez yez yez

[Megashadow2000]

YE- YE- YE- YES!

[Acsuperman72]

add some PAWNCH

[Pestocrac]

YES!

[daxter1996]

I like 0:28 - 0:32

[Adu767]

CF's "WUUAAAH!!" fits abnormally well XD

[whatiwouldntdo]

hmm. not eh..... okie....

[usernameclassifeid]

a young captain falcon

[stuarttwentythree]

Needs more falcom PWNch

[pawel1818]

Use Falcon Punch :D

[Gamepro126]

lol

[hitthebreakbiahh12]

at 0:30 yez yez yez

[hitthebreakbiahh12]

great

[djpiratz41]

Is That Kid Having Seizure's At 0:33

Random...

[TehNSane1]

Don't worry. If you don't use a condom (or if it breaks,) a well-timed Falcon Punch can be used for a surprise abortion.

[nai747]

.....

the sad thing is i know someone who did that...

[IWillNotConceide18]

...

did it work?

[Vhannoy]

...

I hope so.

[BabyBopPop]

LMAO!!

[linkingreen09]

lmfaowrotflol

[sirstryker]

stupid

[dekiller9e6]

OMG!

Falcon punch the kid's nuts!

[EviILink]

That kid deserves a Knee of Child Discipline and a drink of Falcon Pawnch when he gets home. His Dad should have also said at the store,"NO! NO!"

[brookerREALLYsucks]

Regrettin' havin' that kid now, huh, Randy?

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

lol

[nekozozo]

YEZZZ

[TREYBETTA]

i would have whoped his ass

[garysnail123]

lolz

dont make mistakes

use a condom

or captain falcon

will falcon punch ur face!

[zickzack2131]

He shouldent have said show me your moves..

[Itsover90]

THATS what happens when you dont give captain falcon sweeties OR A FISTFULL OF FALCON PAWNCH!!!

[Puppylover96]

You should have put in "COME ON!" LOL this is great

[darkdemon127]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[SuperSmashBrawl136]

its very FUnny!!!!!!!!!

[popcorn107619]

lol at 0:27

[lilipudim]

the dad should have used a falcon punch to quiet him up that would be AWESOME LOLOL

[AndyAndPokemon]

OH MY F*CKING GOD! it has really big problems

[nicoelbkn]

lolwut?

[guylol104]

OOOUWWAAHH! Candy :d

[chaoslord1234]

Dad should have used Robotnik's SILENCE! At the kid. .-.

[ThouArtChimp]

0:33 fucking lol

[PSFanMike]

I saw this unedited at my school last year. It's pretty funny, but you made it 10 times funnier! Great job!

[Berlioz287]

this reminds me of the boondocks.

[Jonassoe]

JEG VIL HA' BOBBER!

[DocileBomb]

(obvious troll is obvious)

Je vais la bonbons = I want teh sweeeeets. In Fralcon.

[Jonassoe]

Well, it sounded Danish somehow :P

[DemTerra]

... I thought "vais" was the Je form of aller. :\

and the "la" should be "les" since bonbons is plural. :3

[wooguy78]

JE VEUX LES BONBONS!! Yeah, he's saying les, and it's veux - from vouloir, to want. Bit hard to hear through the screams! ^_^

[Krillain]

correct :D

[DemTerra]

okay, I get it now. The "vais" confused the shit out of me. Thanks. ;D

[wooguy78]

That's alright XD

[Breaddemon]

Dad should have used the Falcon Punch abortion technique.

[TheRubikzCube]

Best anything ever.

[34tegtye]

What happened dad? no falcon pawnch or slap to the kid?

[Deanjunkie666]

haha the parts where the dad put the candy back you should have had the robotnik thing where he said NO!

[CallMeKazu]

UGH! DAMMIT! I should have!

That would of been Epic.

[Superfart1538]

Try redo-ing it.

[FriizyMario]

Show me your moves!

[iPostK00l]

LOL So funny. If only he used protection =<

[Sephiroth5008]

Falcon punch?

[IAMPHAROAHMAN]

If that was my kid I'd give something to cry about

[thanyou]

Condoms are god's gift to Bachelors, but they don't use them, stupid virgins

[shadowforbrawl2245]

poor kid he makes me cry

[em0andl33t]

Little bitch.. "Falcon... BITCH!"

[ChuChuNeko]

HAHA LMAO

[illegalwaffles]

show me ya moose!

[EvilJesusWTF]

use condoms....yup that sums it all up

[OusmandTakeover]

FALCON PUNCH!

[kylord95]

even if I was paid 100,000 pounds to do that I would not do THAT!

[gigan36]

Ye- ye-ye-e!  lmao

[countbleckdashit]

yezyezyezyez

[JEFFxking]

little bitch i hate that kid

[z0mbine]

At the end it should've said

"USE...FAAALCON PUNCH!!!"

[yoshibeast12]

WHERES THE FALCON PAWNCH?!?!?!

[Snowdemoman]

Anyone ask "Where is the falcon punch!?

It doesn't say its here! Does it!? NO!!

[Joe43215]

i think this commercial scares people to not have kids..........

[countbleckdashit]

I WOULD PWN DAT KID AND SAY "STFU!!"

[cyfr241]

I would spank that kids ass.

[RafaMarquezFan]

condoms? shit set that little fucker with some spanking fuck the laws thats how they did it in the old days... just dont beat the shit out of your kid... enough to set that little fucker straight

[rspshelper123]

exactly

[Snowdemoman]

Thats how you should do.

But don't kill the kid!

lol

[maplestorywonder]

im glad theres not alota those around ow adays...or at least not where i live

[tyranidassasin]

so this is meant to advice:use condoms on hands before pauching them or youl be a sad dad

[joeystorm]

The last second should say 'Falcon...' would be much better =D

[GanstaMario426]

Captain Falcon says "Use Condoms.......YESZ!"

[FrownfaceProductions]

I want a child like Captain Falcon, but not a spoiled one.

[yourmamaluigi]

use comdoms? so we dont have kids like this!

[Krillain]

lol!

[KonigsTigger1]

"Uuuaaaagh!"

[peanutsandchocolates]

I would kick the kid in the balls

[SoraUzumaki28]

FALCON kick the kid

[Rhawk2106]

Don't kick him! FALCON PAWNCH HIM! LOL!

[ctf117]

someone already did do you think he was screaming for those sweeties ohhh no when he shook the trolley the ginger guy kicked him in the balls

[thecatyoukai]

im a lesbian so condoms make no sence to me

[CallMeKazu]

Lolwut?

[SpindashHadoken]

That was epic

[DarkAceMaster]

Hell no.I would of falcon punched the crap out of that kid, but dang straight ima be using condoms.

[DeltaWound]

I would have Falcon Punched that kid.

[hermitcrab3]

I think I'm pretty convinced to use condoms :P

[oh604]

i would have fuckin killed him

[Solend04]

Lol... Lol... condoms commercial lol...

[FourFifteens]

AHAHAHA Yes

Show me ya moved

Oooooffff

*throws stuff on floor*

YES

YES

YES

YES