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if i ever met buscus in real life id start singing ACR literal trailer or ACB C: which is funny because ABC is just mixed as ABC, or D or Assassins Creed Brotherhood or yea...
awwwwwww, you were so close! I knew my friend and I should've gone to PAX this year! I would've been able to meet you! :( awwwww now I'm sad.... really sad... :(
I know this is stupid and everyone does this but here goes anyway. We are a new upcoming youtube channel from Australia and we would love for you to subscribe so if we get 500 subscribers by December Jack will dye his hair blue and you will all get to watch it. We're called the Frenchmen Platoon. I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but if possible thumbs this comment up so we can get out there, like you would if you started a new youtube channel :)
Hey guys get a hot girlfriend in a week or less. Go to the link in the brackets..
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Remove the space before and after the slash. Quit saying you are ugly. Haven't you seen scores of guys that aren't good looking have super hot girl friends?
Toby, I have been a loyal follower since your "Needy Dog" song. I have always posted comments and liked your videos. I have a 1998 printer and I was looking to buy one, but getting one from you would mean a lot more to me, so I would highly appreciate it if you sent me this printer. If you read through this whole comment, then that means that some emotion drove you to not stop, so if you read this, please message me. A message is a great present from you as well.
NO TOBY, YOU ARE WRONG! The longest lazy vlog you went up and down the stairs in is when you were back in your OLD-KILL-MY-NEIGHBOR-FOR-CALLING-THE-COPS-COZ-I-SCREAM-LIKE-A-LITTLE-GIRL-WHILE-PLAYING-ASSASSIN'S-CREED APARTMENT, you were talking about your dog being so needy...
If people actually believe like they say they do THAt he actually guesses that well...wow...MAN, Toby, I wish I was there so I could battle you to the death!!!!
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puporicksII 1 month ago
OUTTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN... PAXNESS!
dragontyron 1 month ago 2
well i don't find anything about Pax ...
96396456 1 month ago
My best friend is in this video! 1:11! :D
KellasaurusA7X 1 month ago
@TheMegaXero I think he can see how long he's been filming on the phone...
Duckehlo 2 months ago
'oh my god it's tobuscus' i probably would have screamed;D
BeckyMayx 2 months ago
I JUST FOUND OUT WHO STEEVE IS...... it's his hand.....
dreamthiefs 2 months ago
he guessed exactly right because it says how long its recorded at the bottom of the phone screen...
KaiOH13 3 months ago
AAAAAHAAAAHhHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby is standing where I have stood!
1112ee 3 months ago
do you ever stop talking? xD
MrTsujiKun 3 months ago
hey my best friends last name is hemingway
2figolo 3 months ago
VIPbuscus
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robertsmith53 3 months ago
lol tobys a genius he guessed exactly right at 1:39
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elwoodmiller1 4 months ago
my computer has some blueness :)
ehabcharek 4 months ago
I would be Steven for free :)
Appledayvideos 4 months ago
is it just me or is he always hungry now?
amyeatsu 4 months ago
wow ur good at guessing XD :D
AceThatKill 4 months ago
I think Toby and Jim Carrey would get along really well XD
WaterCrystalline 4 months ago
My dearest Tobuscus, you also forgot Florida. Murder is legal in Florida as well. ^-^
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if i ever met buscus in real life id start singing ACR literal trailer or ACB C: which is funny because ABC is just mixed as ABC, or D or Assassins Creed Brotherhood or yea...
iAsylumz 5 months ago
its ok u dont need insurance for me i live in england :D
Umz15824 5 months ago
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OreoC00kie259 5 months ago
@Caesarslegion1
dat zal een groot verlies zijn voor het menselijk ras
Patourik 5 months ago
I wanna be your steven
alexmasterization 5 months ago
what makes you think that murder would be legal in holland :P
Dutchynator 5 months ago
I will go one day and nerd out all over the place, lol.
Whpisi 5 months ago
When you move us back and forth that fast it makes us dizzy.
ashykyky 5 months ago
i wish i had actually gone =(
Chocowiggy 5 months ago
I was the one who yelled "I love you" right before you started singing at the panel. XD Also, I appreciate the hug you gave me after the panel. :D
ashleighsaurus 5 months ago
Man tobuscus got balls like I can't go around in a big room with a lot of people and start screaming..
mrshadow0121 5 months ago
@Triplepew fail, u have no videos
juliusslt 5 months ago
What cam do you use??? I like your cam!!
ErnestoAnimation 5 months ago
best intro ever! XD
epicBeaZt 5 months ago
I sneezed while I watched
Rd540edge 5 months ago
True face about toby....god took an extra day to create one awsome bein and his dog thus Tobuscus and Grifzor was bron!
wolfxix 5 months ago
In canada insurance is free.... :) love you <3
TheEmJay29 5 months ago
I want to see a video of your performance at pax
hijoe25 5 months ago
@littlesghm You do know he can see the time as he records?
Gamingend 5 months ago
it would be funny for a second but then it would still be the worse second...... ugh toby you make my head some times.
jigontus 5 months ago
Did you play minecraft? :3
ChulDubstep 5 months ago
Lmao at Toby's pig squealling noise XD
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Tuboscus 6 months ago
this is bullet prof don't test it out
logodo1 6 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
LMAO Toby embarassing yourself for us <3!!!
N3wbyB3wby 6 months ago 27
what. U seriously guessed 1:40.. omg
TheMegaXero 6 months ago 23
@TheMegaXero And he said 4:09 at like 4:10/4:11 o_e
CrazyOrange72 4 months ago
@TheMegaXero on the iphone you can see how long its been filming... he makes that joke all the time
mynameisntrosie 1 month ago
If Anyone knows how to fix Missing Operating System On A Laptop Please Pm Me
VideoGamesPWNALOT 6 months ago
Oh 4:43 i do miss you very much!
GamingteensLUKE 6 months ago
haha YES TOBY! 420 reference <3
ARFEvans 6 months ago
i think he didnt guess because when you record there are minutes too but good call too
Killermode01 6 months ago 2
why does no one freak out when they see toby?
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@XxXyphosxX For real, I honestly think Toby would be the only person that would make me feel like star struck. Is that just me?
JohnJohn742 6 months ago
he guessed the 1:40 perfectly
hurts51 6 months ago
awwwwwww, you were so close! I knew my friend and I should've gone to PAX this year! I would've been able to meet you! :( awwwww now I'm sad.... really sad... :(
Rushashepard 6 months ago
lol "gaybuscus"
pocketfullofjade 6 months ago
Toby I watch all your videos. Can I have a shirt please? -.-
lilangel2407 6 months ago
press 1 NANA! NANA!
45plop1 6 months ago
lol you don't finish sentences :P
1337Noobster 6 months ago in playlist Videos from TobyTurner
im hungry lol
TheRandomFallzGurls 6 months ago
O_O there is no 4 minutes and 43 seconds in this video. It just skips it.
Jack000Ripper 6 months ago 2
@Jack000Ripper Kinda like that other video on youtube
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Jack000Ripper 6 months ago
Why hasnt attack of the show or Xplay hired you yet?
Justowner 6 months ago
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TheFrenchmenPlatoon 6 months ago
you know if toby released a rap album i would buy it. deluxe edition. and if you illegally download the album.....shame on you!
shatteredglassluck1 6 months ago
D'aw, I missed you on the floor at PAX. Though I did see you at the Assassin's Creed panel! <3 You're awesome Toby and I loved the panel. :D
SunGodAmaterasu 6 months ago
i wanted it to end at four twenty....
nivek2223 6 months ago
wow... he guessed right...
TheElitedeath 6 months ago
@TheElitedeath He didn't "guess" he can see the time on his camera. He also guessed wrong by about 20 seconds.
brainiac554 6 months ago
4:05 ...nice job!
SubjectKeign 6 months ago
Toby, this vidoe's going to kill you, 4:44...
HargablargaXD 6 months ago
keep pressing 6 for the Toby Dance!!!
IsraphelMC 6 months ago
We wanna see Toby play Dance central 2 :D
strawberryloona 6 months ago
i was looking at twitter and almost sneezed and clicked over to tobuscus's video and i missed my sneeze!!! GOD DANGIT TWITTER!!!!!
AshantiGrayer 6 months ago
Toby it would make my LIFE if you came to the London MCM expo just ONCE. Pretty please?
Thatcooltroll 6 months ago
@harlen333 He's recording with an iPhone. He can see how long the video is.
KLogTV 6 months ago
He said "Minute forty seconds" Exactly at the 1:40 mark.
I request the highest of fives.
harlen333 6 months ago
I think I'll "WEEW" in my Chemistry lecture today...someone's gotta recognize that..but then again I'm no tobuscus :(
Later dude
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alexmerc256 6 months ago
At the beginning of the video were part of a private event in progress
Thanatos385 6 months ago
So, you continue what you start? Where's minecraft playthoughs?
exterminatedrwho 6 months ago
Tobiscuit, with ham and/or cheese
somerandommug 6 months ago
Gaybuscus :D
justcallmesteve24 6 months ago
i live right seattle we should hang
keyton37 6 months ago
best rapper ever.
pokemon00845 6 months ago
Right when he said 1:40... It was 1:40...
SpreadP3aceAndLuv 6 months ago
@SpreadP3aceAndLuv ya
keyton37 6 months ago
i wish i could win a shirt for my birthday 10-19
but there are like a bazillion tobuscus fans out there that are loons and attack toby sooooo... BLESS YOUR FACE TOBY
0MegaMinecrafter0 6 months ago
3:39 3:45 FTW WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
AIRSOFTSUCKS1 6 months ago
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HersheyTheHashBrown 6 months ago
i thought steven was a real pearson
StewpwnsU 6 months ago
@StewpwnsU he is, dont worry...he is. He's always there.
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Harpuia7 6 months ago
bummer - I was there and didn't even get to meet you in person...sad.
secure510 6 months ago
Does anyone ELSE see an ad here with a CREEPY guy saying, "I LOVE YOU, TOBUSCUS"!?
jamaal2005 6 months ago
3:45 It's OK... I WEEW by myself sometimes... in the shower or like... church...
jamaal2005 6 months ago
4:09 he said 4:09
rugratzrob 6 months ago
hilariously there is an add for an insurance company called PAX Insurance :D
ReachForgeNetwork 6 months ago 2
People over there should be ashamed, they don't even notice that he "THE TOBY OF AWSOME" :D
EpicNoob510 6 months ago
if I win a Tobuscus hoodie on my bbirthday (9/13) that would probably make it the best birthday ever. :)
AngelFace2567 6 months ago
Too bad i didn't run into you while there. oh well.
maxsayo 6 months ago
My name is steven. everytime he says steven i feel like im supposed to do something XD
dyslexicmelon 6 months ago
they wont let toby turner in their club?
"honey get the matches, we have houses to burn"
reo1994 6 months ago 18
Toby.
Y U GUESS RIGHT EVERYTIME?!
ablenaful14 6 months ago
that whewing is actually my alarm in the morning! I got it from tobyturneraudience
palmerad239 6 months ago
weeo! :)
marianneistocool 6 months ago
Will you post your live performance?
Trotmaster15 6 months ago
NO TOBY, YOU ARE WRONG! The longest lazy vlog you went up and down the stairs in is when you were back in your OLD-KILL-MY-NEIGHBOR-FOR-CALLING-THE-COPS-COZ-I-SCREAM-LIKE-A-LITTLE-GIRL-WHILE-PLAYING-ASSASSIN'S-CREED APARTMENT, you were talking about your dog being so needy...
VelCro8112 6 months ago
500th Video!! Woooooo!!
DaClees 6 months ago
Toby mentioned The Netherlands, YES, FINALLY.
Scrata 6 months ago 9
@Scrata yes i know its AWESOME
boydoextreem 6 months ago
Your guesses are amazing! :|
kagomers 6 months ago 3
If people actually believe like they say they do THAt he actually guesses that well...wow...MAN, Toby, I wish I was there so I could battle you to the death!!!!
imapieface 6 months ago
"In the shower, or like church"
Marselovesyou 6 months ago 79
@Marselovesyou wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew for that!
bless him!
capt1wess 6 months ago
toby rubs his right eyebrow at the beginning of all lazy vlogs
MrBhopps 6 months ago
yes toby murder is legal in the netherlands...FACEPALM
boydoextreem 6 months ago
4:06 Holy crap Toby has an awesome sense of time!
BigCeeJayMack 6 months ago
omg i havnt watched this yet it didnt come up in my subscriptions box NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheHeyItsMe333 6 months ago
"I whew by myself sometimes... in the shower, or church" if i didnt know what a whew was, i would be really grossed out
PowerhouseTom 6 months ago 135
theres no 4:43!!!! the hell?
MartyB086 6 months ago 3
@MartyB086 its been like that sincethe view counter messed up
WorldofJagz 6 months ago
he's pro at guessing
soraflare 6 months ago
BATTLEFIELD 3
888haze 6 months ago
@stitso1 Gtfo Troll.
johnnyboy3719 6 months ago
There are attention whores and then there's Toby. Just to over the top.
WowhesNeat 6 months ago
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What the fuck is this.... I waisted three minutes of my life watching this pointless video of you talking like a nerd.
stitso1 6 months ago
@stitso1 why did it take you 3 minutes to realise that you didn't like it?
LexissBaaby 6 months ago
You are a master time guess. You should train me in the art if time guessing.
Volleyball9919 6 months ago
*the first time he said it
losdoyerspride 6 months ago
OMG when he said "girl or guy" he didn't say "or other or both"!!! I'm offended!!! lol jk
losdoyerspride 6 months ago
I was at pax on Friday just kind of wondering around hoping to see someone talking loudly to themselves and holding up an iphone, alas I didn't
aburnflags 6 months ago
tararia* or something like it
MrIDONTKNOW01 6 months ago
You did know Notch was there. Right? You play Taraia but not Minecraft? Whats up with that?
MrIDONTKNOW01 6 months ago
Tobutcrack. lol
GuyIncognito93 6 months ago
To speak Tobuscus, one must learn to add suffixes upon any given verb.
NarutoKazukiSparda 6 months ago
I don;t want to draw any attention" Is it just me or did he just say that?!!
Gavinprior1 6 months ago
you were two seconds off tody
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Uniei0 6 months ago
if Toby's cult following had a name, it would be TobusCult.
kevinpowers2 6 months ago 2
he's a good guesser
dakotaismybffl 6 months ago
YES I SNEEZED!!!!!!!!11
missmack1998 6 months ago
WHEWWWW I was at PAX, only on sunday though so I probably didn't see you.
AnnieDancingPrincess 6 months ago
The reason i admire this guy is because he talks to a camera in front of hella people and doesnt mind. I however am very shy lol..
fruvalcaba57 6 months ago
Those stairs looked awesome.
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theAmen9795 6 months ago
tobuscus and boxxy should get married. they'd be the king & queen of the internet!
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Taooe 6 months ago
Is this the Public Library in Seattle or the Microsoft Campus in Redmond WA?
caa1000 6 months ago
I actually sneezed during this video right before he said that...
sillysweet1 6 months ago
TOBY IS A GOD
IrnBruHew 6 months ago
I reccomend baccon for break-fast :)
Roselover1995 6 months ago
00:24 wtf is that envelope doing there?
dontwach1212 6 months ago
@dontwach1212 somebody gave the audiance a secret message... we missed it!
Android7611 6 months ago
intense like camping!
somo95 6 months ago
Nnnnnerds! behind you.
brookerocks121 6 months ago
Holy Shit TOBY. HOW does every video just remind me that you are the biggest BOSS ever. That rap was fucking EPIC
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im beginning to think that toby is psychic
Tilfein 6 months ago
According to Transcribe Audio ''Tobuscus'' is now ''Dr. Baskets'' 3.40
TheCoffeybeans 6 months ago
i need the shirt to be able to eat...
jkolson04 6 months ago
what happened to 4 minutes 43 seconds? deleted...ness?
zatchmo1988 6 months ago
hey toby ur are awesome,and i wanr a shirt,aaand i live in netherland,you cant kill someone ,but its legal to smoke pot
give me a shiiirt please i am gonna feed it (read the rest of the other comment of other people)
ps just give me a shirt and i give you a haunted mushroom pig
bas388 6 months ago
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thumbs up if you agree
whiteraven171 6 months ago
hahahaha “its going to end at 4 20 isnt it?
mrthacarter2 6 months ago
actually it ended 4:44...good try tho
faithlovehope4 6 months ago
@fuckgod666forlife nigger
BTLSandtobuscusfan 6 months ago
he said netherlands <3 greetings from the netherlands
OrochimaruXSnake 6 months ago
Gay..buscus. Lol :P
LEDCircus 6 months ago
i want a toby t shirt!
TheBestGameIsSkyrim 6 months ago
we do not have bullet proof vests we have tobuscus shirts
kazikov1 6 months ago 3