Is Lars Ulrich retarded?

[wesjoe311]

Ummmm....YES, he is a retard. Ummmm....

[robodubbel]

lars can't even say uhm he says Ahm

[painfulsecrets]

lol is this why us girls like drummers ?Ummmmmmmmmm

[moogmanXanders]

heh reminds me of a mashup of that movie Idiocracy

[Daniel159741]

only one answer to this is yes he is retarded

[BlackLedDoor94]

No, but his drum kit is.

[JesseusM]

think about it he plays drums his whole life of coarse hes retarded thats all he knows

[dfahey154]

Yeah. Hes a douche bag. All he cares about is money.

[CoastalCrazy]

I think the 330,000 or so who have watched this video are wondering how to be so successful hitting things for a living lmao.

[thumber135]

Lar$ ulRICH

the drUMmer of /\/\eT@ll!c/-\

[Acecool444]

Lar$ ulRICH

the dUMmy of /\/\eT@ll!c/-\

[Acecool444]

Regardless of how you look at it, Lars is a poser....no talent drummer that weaseled his way into stardom.

Take notice, it was in one sitting he must have broken the rippley's believe it or not record for saying "UM" the most times in the shortest amount of time. A heads up sign, the dude is a rambling fool speaking in tangents with no particular aim in mind, constantly searching. "Only fools rush in".

[CoastalCrazy]

@Acecool444 That is laughable considering he's the most successful drummer in the world. Brilliant is doing what you love every day.

[dkgs97]

he's from denmark, his english isn't the best, that doesn't mean that he's retarded.

[MrRidwall]

Ahm



[kibijit]

0:08

"So Lars, apparently you have a convincing Christopher Walken impression, care to show us?"

[simsom4343]

no, he is not retarded!

[cragnog]

Everyone! Quick! downvote metal geek! he actually hates metal! want proof? He thinks lars is good!!!! AND cant take a joke! we cant have his stupid comment reigning supreme!!

[randomrighthere561]

*facepalm*

[easy12222]

lars sux, plain and simple

[acp9191]

i like the part where he says "um"

[Stangorino281]

reminds me of a TA i had. says um too much

[hevox]

Not retarded, just danish

[throughTHEnever044]

ummmm

[Y3ar0neUnd3gr0und]

don't care... he's not the singer .. '' Ummentermmm Sandummman''

[ikem555]

derp xD

[Riderdude25]

0:22... i make this noise when i masterbate

[Vezonmodder]

Ok, my parents were fan of Metallica and named me Lars...

Does that mean I'm named after the most retarded drummer in the world?

You gotta be kiddin' me...

[TheSmashFlims]

Hi is from danmark and not speak very good english

[RebelOnAWarpath]

@tonyclure If you think drumming takes no musical talent then I would love to see you play to the exact track of any Thomas Lang on drums, take your time, I'll wait

[tonyclure]

What do you call a band member with no musical talent? A Drummer - (or Lars)!!!

[Lucap1000]

@tonyclure, Then I'd like to see you play the drums, faggot.

[TheFurryMetallicaFan]

@tonyclure upload a video of your self playing dyers eve

[mr4METALLICA]

hes smarter than you think haha but still funny!

[elgrosmax]

press 4 xD

[rafikluk]

Omnomnomnomnom

[M0NsTer20010]

he's not retarded just becuz he says umm alot

[slatannn]

kill 'um all um the lightning umster of muppets ...um justice for all um album um umload um inc. st. um um magnetic lulum

[chpameunhuevo]

Yes he is, besides that it is a fag

[chichoskruch21]

I don't hate lars ulrich but this really fuckin funny XD XD

[joshrussell18]

0:08 "the bay bib bee"

[Yngwie69]

This video blows... Everybody knows that you have to be retarded in the first place to be a drummer!!!

[throughTHEnever044]

umm

[nbs90]

Retarded, nah... Bad at English and not thinking before speaking, yup..

[6ozzman6metalfan6]

...ehm... XD

[Kolbein837]

A little worse on beat boxing than drums.

[Thecramps1982]

Mostly yes.

[theralamadam]

.... and keep pressing 4, to see lars ulrich as a dog!

[theralamadam]

Keep pressing 7

(cool orgamsn)

[cosmomatricks42]

PLAY THE UMS~ like a boss.

[SignE96]

he is danish, that explain all of the umms... and of course he cant find the words, english is not his main language

[justonefix69]

Yes

[heyheyscotty]

Lars is rich. He don't give a damn

[PimpMasterT]

keep pressing 4 for dog panting

[Diablo5554]

AWESOME :D

[poppers112233]

in a cosmic sort of way, yes.....

[ROYALNOZGUL]

Click 2 and five are the funniest. 2 over and over is kinda like wth!

[holyshitballsful]

hahaha nice cutting, check out obama falls asleep on live TV :E good stuff man, but, everyone knows at ONE time Metallica ruled the rock world... sell outs can accomplish this goal, but their time has come and gone since the CDs peat and repeat. with only a select few good songs, Metallica Black was thier greatest achievment. But they still hold a spot in my CD library, just nothing new of theirs. Just like atheletes, they become great, then they need to retire, stop holding on to the 80s Met.!!

[InfernoBassPedalz]

Spit it out, Lars.

[Aronious88]

ummm....

[Metalgeek113]

RWDixon8r is RETARDED



[joope666]

@Metalgeek113 People who can't take a joke are retarded. You have a retarded sense of humor.

[Lithemasterofmetal]

xD what's with the hitler part at the end?! lmao

[MCtotheJOE001]

Wow it's just like Obama without a teleprompter

[cranked]

Give the guy a break, he's pretty good considering he had an arm chopped off in a car crash.

[terabytenine11]

@cranked he still has two arms. maybe you've mistaken him for def leppard's drummer?

[MegaSlaze]

@cranked Arm chopped off?

You mean Journey's drummer?

[CRAZYSTOO]

@MegaSlaze wow you are an idiot.

[quazzie11]

@MegaSlaze Journey's drummer? Surely you jest.

[goodsy3]

umm

[JBSslipknot]

it is because he can speek english like u.the guy is from Denmark and so am i ;D

[BMNicolas]

He is just Danish.

[mechaart]

keep pressing 9 to see him eat something

[ModnaRMC]

press: 1 - i'm five 2 - retarded noise 3 - wank 4 - retarded face 5 - thinking face 6 - shit 7 - lolwut? 8 - bum 9 - weird noise 0 - Aaaahh WTF!?

[abenoit722]

BEER GOOD!

[VargSlayer]

keep pressing 6 for typing machine sound, then press 4

[bassgirl888]

0.27 obviously umm

[bassgirl888]

0.09 What the hell is that?

[bassgirl888]

THATS funny.

[Elcosomalodelamuerte]

keep pressing 7 to see him burp!!

[angelofdeathsix66]

Umm

[fixatedtruth]

press 2 hahahahaha

actually all the numbers are funny

[xxxblucoxxx]

Lars is not a retard he's just a dane

[joblo1978]

Nice, you get a thumbs up my friend!

[Metaldownloads]

Professional ummer

[MJJHDMix]

Lars Ulrich, putting the um into drums

[dittedyret]

That's us danes... Thinking, before we speak;) take care out there!

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

He isn't a native english speaker.

[Rhystardo]

press 4 alot. good times

[LookAtThatBigNameYo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Colton527]

His speech is as good as his drumming

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

This is something I would expect to be on Harry Hills: TV Burp.

[rockfan00079]

este video es una mierda porque LARS ULRICH es mi idolo y haria lo que fuera por conocerlo hasta quitarme los huevos



[TheCandyHole]

this is painful

[BlackenedThunder]

This doesn't prove he is retarded, it just proves that he has a bad English and low language skills to begin with lol

[BottledMusic]

:26

me gusta

[dalle1610]

he's danish. and i'm danish!...and i am fucid proude.

[1bol1]

@dalle1610 are you proud to be retarded?

[dalle1610]

@1bol1 lol, if you says that danish people is retarted, then i'm retarted.

[1bol1]

@dalle1610 With that grammar you seem to be.

[dalle1610]

@1bol1 i am then :)

[LegoHaloSpartan99]

keep pressin 3 to see him realy wack off

[jakubwerner11]

@LegoHaloSpartan99 You mean 4.

[Lordofdeath127]

@LegoHaloSpartan99

btw. 2 is sucking and 9 is licking xD

[MrShortzzy]

@LegoHaloSpartan99 haha thats funny its sounds like he is

[Unit21100]

YES HE IS



[SaxoRocks]

Keep pressing 8 and watch lars air-masturbate

[pajaroloquito22]

yes he's so

[MrAndreSChr]

He's Danish, and Im guessing hes trying to translate in his head..

[FreezingMo0n]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Keep pressing 9. OMG. LMFAO.

[hahdphotography]

he's Danish, men, English is his second language

[AllxSizexPro]

Press 9 for lars dancing

[IronEd636]

No he sing the song ''Um'' from the album ''Ummmm'' by Umtallica.

[MrYngwie88]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA

[hectorandrespv]

obviously umm shit

[JamesFoxfield]

press 4 for gay face lol

[larsbalck]

han er et fjols at høre på hilsen Lars

[Fireice97]

No he is not

[JamesFoxfield]

wait 6

[JamesFoxfield]

press 7 for Shit!

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

Keep pressing 3 for masturbation.

[gunnut1989]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa fuckn brilliant

[iwrestledateddyonce]

Well when you're a drummer you don't get payed to be smart, so...

[badheart30]

Keep replaying 0.20 over and over.

[Supaselig77]

0:43 -"Hitler dictators are good" 

[DrummerGrunt]

i like the part where he says Umm!!!:)

[TheGeryal]

NO

[Infernal3661]

Trust me in Denmark we say alot of Umm when it comes to English

[atelalu]

hittler?!

[atelalu]

um in the...

[Raccoongiirl]

He's a drUMmer.

[ambamf33]

@Raccoongiirl I see what you did there..

[imaball]

@Raccoongiirl omgggggggggggggggggggggggggomg­omgomgmggomomgomgomg that was stupid hahahah

[BenjaminProd]

@Raccoongiirl barely...

[SatoriZei]

@Raccoongiirl Fuck you ! :D



[ClaeWilson]

@Raccoongiirl I see what you did there.

[hambone9119]

Lars you fucking Suck i would love metallica a hell of a lot more if you fucked off retards. Like Lemmy said in his movie ill replace the drummer lol.

[denyves050]

@hambone9119 lars is a very good and cool drummer i think ^^

if its not metallica don't choose him

[JellyBelly887]

Um um um um... XD

[TheKFITTY]

OHM, OHM, ooooohm

[blodigfisk]

Well he is Danish....

[reclaimerReclaimer]

It proves whoever made it is retarded. lol

[OfficialSilverViper]

um

[GiveMeMyWhammy]

LOLOLOL

[izyt1]

"umm.. umm ..umm ..a load of nonsense.. umm.. umm"

[onkeldunkel665]

Yes.

[TheWizard54963]

obviously uhm

[PANTALLICA2]

umm... 

[karnzkeltic]

This is your brain on COCAINE

[K2GoesSki]

youre shuch a hater RWD, youre nothing :)

[swassontelus]

@K2GoesSki You are a hater hater :)

[Ug0tsn1p3dd]

imagine the stupidity of people using their time to make videos like this

[swassontelus]

@Ug0tsn1p3dd I do imagine them. I imagine them surrounded by blueberries while I wear water wings and search for partridges in my pirate shaped limousine.

[Musiqueitor3000]

Yes.

[doncella76]

What a diva this guy...

[runehater666]

685 people cant say "uh um"

[Chryosoar]

Um.

[MatKiller1197]

press 1: im fire

press 4 and pause: tongue is out

press 6: shiit

press 7: pig sound

[MatKiller1197]

lars:uuum

zakk wylde: you know

kirk:wahwahwahwahwawwah

james:hell yeeeaaaaaahhhh

gus g: you know

me:WTF

[CthulhuPI]

Nej han är bara dansk.

[VicRattlehead72]

james : yeaaa

lars : ummm

kirk = waawwwawww

[lynchthetrolls34]

@VicRattlehead72 robert : hoo hoo hoo hoo aahh aahh ahh mkwack

[Lastwatched]

cuz he is danish... he havent learnt to speak english very well

[TheRiffCalendar]

Don't forget people, he is after all the founder of the biggest band ever. 

[1Daddoz1]

He's a jackass...

[klamydialover]

they should have kicked him out of the band yeears ago!

[1Daddoz1]

@klamydialover Agreed.

[pufifa]

keep on pressing # 0. nightmares guaranteed.