@mcgratpc1 he's not funny? do you even like jokes? DO YOU LIKE JOKES? DO YOU LIKE JOKES? DO YOU LIKE JOKES? ANSWER ME! everyone lets kick mcgratpo1 IN THE DICK
@chrisnapierutube did you? im clearly quoting nick on the bits i found funniest. you only had to watch the first 50 seconds to understand that. ask me another xxxxxxx
@mcgratpc1 mate, were you there when this was recorded or do you simply have phychic powers which tell you if there is dubbed laughter on this? He is hilarious & the only reason you would think that it's bad taste is because you're too thick to realise that this is a comedy show and he's trying to get laughed at!
after he mentioned his cock without a body, there was a man that looked at him and you could just tell by looking in his eyes, he too had been in the very same situation...
Saw him at Latitude and he was hilarious - one of my highlights. The only thing funnier than Nick was watching the faces of middle class parents as they realised what their kids were listening to.
is it just me or is Russel not too enthusiastic about Nick at the begining, the way he says "the wonderful Nick helm" just sounds so halfhearted. Maybe he's afraid that he'll upstage him...which he does
Normally switch off within two minutes of the guys at the end of GNE, but this guy made me laugh so much I decided just to watch this again at the end of every episode instead. Very very funny.
I can't find lyrics or, more importantly, chords anywhere online. I just fancy playing "He makes you look fat" on ukulele for the amusement of my friends... can anyone help me out? x
I was there when it was being recorded! He's fucking jokes I love him LOL! When he asks who is single, you can see me and my mates throw our hands up!
caught this guy the other night and i could'nt help but think it should be called Nick Helms Sad News would be a much funnier show instead of the unfunny russell howard shouting his 2nd rate material at us about how to tickle badgers and other shit gags that involve no wit or timing.
@Frellyouall same ear..Nick Helm was very funny his material had structure and you can tell that his act is to get the audience to like him cuz of his charm when performing. Give nick helm his own show and bin russel howard
he's a funny guy - and all the bawbags on chortle can fuck right off!
weegiebam 2 weeks ago
That was the best reaction to heckling ever "get in there?".........*carries on*
myawesomequest 1 month ago
LET'S KICK THIS IN THE DICK!!!!!!! XD
MUFC905 1 month ago
His voice must get very hoarse after this:P
SkipSkopSkup 2 months ago
saw his show this year at edinburh. I go to quite a lot of comedy, that was hands down the best live show I've ever been to. A new comdy legend!
curlycaity 2 months ago
he is terribly SHITE
egdapo 3 months ago
I can remember the first shop on my street to sell Ginsters and hearing aids. They were pie and ears.
TheFloorFellAway 3 months ago
I thought his act was clever and funny, and feels thoroughly autobiographical, which adds to the pleasure.
ImperialUSA 3 months ago
13:28 is that ed byrne?
mdezotelle 3 months ago
the guy at 13:29 looks the spitting image of ed byrne :O
Chezza427 3 months ago
I saw Nick Helm do stand-up in Islington last night.. I was practically crying with laughter. And yes, he is just like Lord Flashheart
nuclearpavlova 3 months ago
OMG my teacher today in school told me she taught him when he went to school.....Thats pretty cool actually :)
Mi553MW3 3 months ago 2
He is like a British version of Sam Kinison !!!
04Wenban 4 months ago
I have no idea what I think if him...and I've watching loads by him, I wonder when I'll decide :)
gypsyroses198 4 months ago
this guy is not funny at all, he's just really annoying.
ktr1690 4 months ago
@ktr1690 ur not funny
tominator796 4 months ago
"...they were Pie-n-ears! SHIT IN MY FACE!!"
Oh god, the laughter pain.
Thagros 4 months ago
Fake!
Hellsbunnies 5 months ago
Really hope he comes to Australia plays in the pub!
harv1911 5 months ago
what?lol
kingiam91 5 months ago
he's like quagmire of comedy LOL!
DigitalGhost94 5 months ago
Nick helm reminds of the band mclusky
StealthMusicWank 5 months ago
hey nick, see you in the 02 in a couple of years.
Childrenofbodom7 5 months ago
Is there anyone els who wishes he'd jumped on the stage and yelled 'HELLO I'M A SHOUTY MAN!'
girlbubble7991 5 months ago in playlist Liked 28
@girlbubble7991 Every single time I watch Russell Howard, yes.
TheFloorFellAway 3 months ago
@mcgratpc I take your points. And tell you to fuck off talking shit
999burge 6 months ago 3
What?! A comedian bombed at a metal festival? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bellodpb 6 months ago
ED SHEERAN 0:48
danmatthews1000 6 months ago
I've made the terrible mistake of drinking milk during his intro.
ProtoBerries 6 months ago 3
Oh man this guy is great. Not as good as Tim Vine, but same style jokes, just a bit less tasteful.
The111DooD 6 months ago
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Not funny or even talented. Bad taste is not good humor. And the overdubbed applause and laughter is - well - laughable.
mcgratpc1 6 months ago
@mcgratpc1 he's not funny? do you even like jokes? DO YOU LIKE JOKES? DO YOU LIKE JOKES? DO YOU LIKE JOKES? ANSWER ME! everyone lets kick mcgratpo1 IN THE DICK
Childrenofbodom7 5 months ago 29
@Childrenofbodom7 did u even watch it all?
chrisnapierutube 3 months ago
@chrisnapierutube did you? im clearly quoting nick on the bits i found funniest. you only had to watch the first 50 seconds to understand that. ask me another xxxxxxx
Childrenofbodom7 3 months ago
@mcgratpc1 mate, were you there when this was recorded or do you simply have phychic powers which tell you if there is dubbed laughter on this? He is hilarious & the only reason you would think that it's bad taste is because you're too thick to realise that this is a comedy show and he's trying to get laughed at!
nitwitblubberodment 5 months ago
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I saw him at Sonisphere. He wasn't funny then, he isn't funny now. Aside from the fact that he's "buying the kids shoes with that one"
flithyharry 6 months ago
@flithyharry You watch comedy at a metal festival. That is all.
Jontotherescue96 4 months ago
Love this guy
bryanross1985 6 months ago
he makes you look ugly in your face
verlainemh 6 months ago
this is almost intimidating. but at the same tine HILARIOUS.
GoodEveningKaterina 6 months ago
after he mentioned his cock without a body, there was a man that looked at him and you could just tell by looking in his eyes, he too had been in the very same situation...
RhysM7498 6 months ago
@RhysM7498 the guy in the brown jumper? lol
Perspicaciity 6 months ago
SHOOT LIGHTNING FROM MY DICK!
DoctorHutchison 6 months ago
Just saw him at Edinburgh Festival, he is fan fucking tastic. Can't wait to see him again.
tigerdymond 6 months ago
Shit in my face!
BaubleRob 6 months ago
I was stood at the front and in the middle for him at Sonisphere, he got booed so much and received so much abuse but I really enjoyed his act :(
KrispyTheAlmighty 6 months ago
@KrispyTheAlmighty Why did he go down badly at Sonisphere? Who could boo this??
BaubleRob 6 months ago
Saw him at Latitude and he was hilarious - one of my highlights. The only thing funnier than Nick was watching the faces of middle class parents as they realised what their kids were listening to.
davidgrocott88 7 months ago
8:15 about using a waitrose bag as a psoh condom :L
D1rtyDubstep 7 months ago
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Love him
lucyrblemon 7 months ago
AIDS!!!!!
Lioness9885 7 months ago
@Lioness9885 You remember that too :D
MrJellyChicken75 7 months ago
I've seen this about 7 times this week, absolutely amazing.
afro10k 7 months ago
Excellent! I can imagine why this sort of thing totally wouldn't work at sonisphere though.
abnegatingconformity 7 months ago
saw him at latitude on friday, he got an awkward response....
TheJAorg 7 months ago
Saw him at sonisphere, he got booed and he got bottled....
Nizlopi2 7 months ago 3
saw him at Sonisphere and tbh....he sucked :/ expected better from him really, oh well Jim Breuer and Steve-O were good to watch
DarknessBlood1 7 months ago
Man this guy bombed hard at sonisphere.
Dantescream 7 months ago 4
@Dantescream
Agreed, he just plain old sucked. Couldn't handle the crowd at all. Didn't find Jim Breur impressive either
evilhomer28 7 months ago
@evilhomer28 I really enjoyed Jim Breur, I thought his arsenal of silly noises worked quite well.
Dantescream 7 months ago
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yawhatmate 7 months ago 3
if comedy doesn't work out for him (which i doubt) he could always go into music xD
JennyTangoJBJPHS 8 months ago
Saw nick at the laugh inn at chester. So funny.
VikkiHN 8 months ago
he's insane
poppylwood2 8 months ago
how did he fit that notebook into his pocket?
TheMihong 8 months ago
@TheMihong
he tucked it in his trousers
EldestTexas 8 months ago
This went into my favourites after about a minute.
TheJHeatOn 8 months ago
amazing...
starfoxx 9 months ago
love him endlessly
IlovePOTO3 9 months ago
my cousins boyfriend robert stott plays the guitar for him at some gigs!
hollymorgan123 9 months ago
saw this guy last night at up the creek comedy club, was very very good!
nattyv 9 months ago
and a true gentle person....his comments to me on Christmas Eve as a true friend were touching and made my christmas......Nick you fucking rock....
alanlaing 9 months ago
I've got him added on FaceBook !!! im that Awesome !!
xDannnny 9 months ago
@xDannnny REQUEST SENT.. he's a genius, like the guy from Balls of Fury.. LOUD and just awesome!
ItsAndymation 9 months ago
@ItsAndymation AGREEEEED !!
xDannnny 9 months ago
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ItsAndymation 9 months ago
Classic... Still makes me laugh :D
TouchinKids 9 months ago
Oh my god, my life is now complete
Cemsacoolcat 9 months ago
02:29 BOOSH TSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!:D
OmqItzMiax 9 months ago
4 I LOVE being single
luxuriousnax 9 months ago
It's Flash!
skaryfaerie 10 months ago
Russel Howard + Nick Helm are the best comeidians ever
LittleMissJad 10 months ago
He reminds me of Flash In "Blackadder"
duggers108 10 months ago 36
Hahaha, This was amazing xD
OtakuXCore 10 months ago
he needs to get in my bed
IlovePOTO3 10 months ago
LETS KICK THIS IN THE DICK!!! haha
tigergirl627 10 months ago
is it just me or is Russel not too enthusiastic about Nick at the begining, the way he says "the wonderful Nick helm" just sounds so halfhearted. Maybe he's afraid that he'll upstage him...which he does
mongoloid170 10 months ago
LETS KICK THIS IN THE DICK!!!!!!
mosherman96 11 months ago 38
get in there :)......-_- so err...
JLLproductions 11 months ago
DO YOU LIKE JOKES
DO YOU LIKE JOKES
DO YOU LIKE JOKES
DO YOU LIKE JOKES
ANSWER ME
yes
YOUR IN LUCK MATE IVE GOT SIX OV EM
Arzaker 11 months ago 4
Nick Helm would GET IT x
Fabulous432 11 months ago
BUYIN MY KIDS SHOES WITH THAT ONE! LOL ITS I LOVE YOU YA PRICK!!!!!!!!!!
pompeytrue657 1 year ago
Saw nick live last night, absolutely fucking brilliant!!
MCspitfire100 1 year ago
seeing him on friday at manchester! cant wait!
SteelCitySkanker 1 year ago
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I LOVE HIS SONGS !!!!!!!!!!!!
muqy1010 1 year ago
Nick Helm is absolutely amzing, incredibly hiarious and a mighty piece of ass!!
SING IT, AM I WASTING MY FUCKING LIFE UP HERE!!! Hilarious
love you Nick, can't wait to see you get all the praise an money you deserve!xx
chloecharlton87 1 year ago 4
I saw him 3 days ago at aberystwyth student union :)
It was hilarious, he got a guy from the audiance to go up on stage and forced him to sing 'i love you'
quetch2 1 year ago 2
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TwiceBriceBrice 1 year ago
Canada already has Tim's.
MrLazyEyes 1 year ago
the real life lord flashheart
madlaughstudios 1 year ago 4
The best stand up guest ever on this show.
Szaam 1 year ago 4
what a legend
shrekxie 1 year ago
"sorry mate, you were in my eyeline." LOL love that :L
LaurenBabes118 1 year ago
He is an incredibly talented comedian.
Microja 1 year ago
tbh i dont get this hype. didnt enjoy this
SawFingerDubstep1 1 year ago
@SawFingerDubstep1 The world would be a boring place if everyone liked the same things mate.
mutzigmorzine 1 year ago
this guy is amazing ! i love his aggression .
05colesjr 1 year ago
i love what he does with his head at 06:02
roxybabii95 1 year ago
This guy's bonkers!
But brilliant!
MadOldKatLady 1 year ago
Chandler for Grandma??
You mean Grannie Chandler surely?
dom1215 1 year ago
Normally switch off within two minutes of the guys at the end of GNE, but this guy made me laugh so much I decided just to watch this again at the end of every episode instead. Very very funny.
stelling08 1 year ago
this guy is fuckin hilarious - GENIUS!
fuckface83 1 year ago
Sexy Godzilla PMSL... What a GENIUS
DannyCarer 1 year ago
tbh i carnt remember a comedian ive enjoyed more :)
joethorn123 1 year ago
@joethorn123 russel howard???? :P
OnTheRoad11100 1 year ago
Anyone looks fat when their sat next to that! Comedy God!
StartUpGaming 1 year ago
LETS KICK THIS IN THE DICK!
samw363 1 year ago
Someone find me his number and i will make these songs into records.....
Thumbs up if its a good thing for me to do ??
goldsupertoilet 1 year ago 4
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SHIT IN MY FACE!
forsakensamael 1 year ago
This guy is seriously hilarious.
MadOldKatLady 1 year ago
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SHIT IN MY FACE!
foxismuk 1 year ago
@bgrovescooters don't bin russell he is a genius but do give nick his own show!!!!!!
OnTheRoad11100 1 year ago 3
THIS GUY IS AN OH MY GOD COMEDY GENIUS I LAUGHED SOOOOOOOOO HARD MY STOMACH HURT WHEN I SAW THE EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OnTheRoad11100 1 year ago
I love how at 3:29 the girl is laughing but then just stops like "I didn't find that funny. >.>"
EzloMinish 1 year ago 3
I worked with him :D Legend :)
christwy2k 1 year ago
'It's I Love You You PRICK!'
twinkle199955 1 year ago 2
He is bloody funny!!!!! <3
LouiseeMargiee123 1 year ago 2
NICK IS A COMEDIAN GOD
rubybhoy92 1 year ago 75
i love you you love m SING IT!!!!!
23yobby 1 year ago
who else thinks he looks like the fat one off the goonies, the one that does the truffle shuffle
linkinparky1 1 year ago
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SHIT IN MY FACE!
estherfreak 1 year ago
for some reason. i really wanna learn the words and chords to this song.. lol. xxx
ITTNATHandHARL 1 year ago 60
@ITTNATHandHARL I think its "A, D, A, E, :]
EatMeWithKetchup 1 year ago
@ITTNATHandHARL E, G, A i think
deathisescape 1 year ago
@deathisescape Yeh it is dude ;)
ruaridh1888 11 months ago
@ITTNATHandHARL First one is e g a second one is a d a e
ruaridh1888 11 months ago
@ITTNATHandHARL - there are only 3 chords. :P
Cardali 10 months ago
@ITTNATHandHARL Who puts kisses on a youtube comment?
U mad bro?
eebledeezo 8 months ago
@ITTNATHandHARL If you go on my channel there is a vid with the I can make you song and the lyrics to it, and the i love you song lol :L x
RuSsElLhOwArDrOx 6 months ago
absolutely brilliant, wish there was more
ctotheq 1 year ago 2
"YOU'RE WELCOME!"
mutzigmorzine 1 year ago
I can't find lyrics or, more importantly, chords anywhere online. I just fancy playing "He makes you look fat" on ukulele for the amusement of my friends... can anyone help me out? x
Thiefree 1 year ago
@Thiefree hey dude, just looking at the vid the chords are E G A E repeated, hope that helps!
lennonsleftfoot 1 year ago
The sheer anger is just amazing
jordonjohnatkins 1 year ago
I was there when it was being recorded! He's fucking jokes I love him LOL! When he asks who is single, you can see me and my mates throw our hands up!
AmyRockabillyDoll 1 year ago
10:27 my two favourite jokes ! SHIT IN MY FACE !!!!!!
iMisterMEDIA 1 year ago 2
@iMisterMEDIA
Funnily enough, those last 4 words are exactly how I would describe his jokes.
Currie01 1 year ago
i love when he get angry and his facial expreesion
narutotube1996 1 year ago
Best stand up on Russell Howard's Good News (Y)
MonsterCockerel69 1 year ago 2
Genius!
MadOldKatLady 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you were there live when him and the audience shouted at Dan for 10 minutes
seanindie29 1 year ago 2
Top stuff, keep it up!
swaindogmillionaire 1 year ago
caught this guy the other night and i could'nt help but think it should be called Nick Helms Sad News would be a much funnier show instead of the unfunny russell howard shouting his 2nd rate material at us about how to tickle badgers and other shit gags that involve no wit or timing.
bgrovescooters 1 year ago
@bgrovescooters
I am getting fed up with Russell's sex orientated gags.
Frellyouall 1 year ago
@Frellyouall same ear..Nick Helm was very funny his material had structure and you can tell that his act is to get the audience to like him cuz of his charm when performing. Give nick helm his own show and bin russel howard
bgrovescooters 1 year ago
i'd like to read you a poem now.... :L
Hahalolage 1 year ago
dnt clap that he's delaying the fun....got to love this guy :)
zombiepauline 1 year ago
who clicked this link of facebook ..?
SMACKTHATGANG 1 year ago
oh my god, what a genius :)
annaelizabethedith 1 year ago
Gay.
flagnamit 1 year ago
@flagnamit calm it kermit !
RUBYELEANOR1 1 year ago
@flagnamit shut up just because HE MAKES YOU LOOK FAAAAAT if you want you can stand next to me because I CAN MAKE YOU LOOK FIIIIIIIIT!
23yobby 1 year ago
Amazing!!
jimbobrallylover 1 year ago
Who can't like this guy!!!!! :)
rj641 1 year ago
PMSL :LL
andyc04 1 year ago