@oOMarioMafiaOo How did you come to that conclusion? It looks like a standard Youtube "fake" claim. There is no clever irony, there is no double entendre. It's not funny nor clever. Oh durrrr, he wasn't joking!!!
@CaptDouchebag that is called sarcasm, and i really really really hope yr comment was sarcasm too(u know it wasn't, though), otherwise u might just be the new winner of dumbest ppl u have ever seen contest...
embarassing when one drops one of those intelligence free, hasty clanger comments. we will have to watch this space to see if yr comment is magically removed over the next few days lol. dont worry tho - im sure everyones done it at least once - im sure i have, anyways :)
@CaptDouchebag yeah true - stuff can be pretty tricky with no body language. Its pretty obvious its a tongue in cheek comment tho, especially as its been rated up a bit. Anyway - look at you go! Your comment had not one, but two - TWO - excellent uses of sarcasm! There you go - you're up up and away now, my friend! ;)
ya the house coming perfectly together is like the same likeliness of the big bang. just one big explosion created everything. probability of the big bang being real,0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for infiniti
Don't you just hate it when ppl argue about religion on a comment page. GOD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LIVE IN PEACE! GOD WOULD WANT HIS KIDS TO LIVE IN PEACE NOT AGURE ABOUT HIM! He'll love you anyways.
@FunnnnyDrake I'm not saying that god wasn't just their, because that would contradict my point. What I did say is that athiests contradict their point. They say that god doesn't exist yet state that the universe was created in some explosion that created everything( very bland description of the big bang). how did that singularity come to be? stating that god can't just be their also contradicts his point of stating that the big bang created the universe. that singularity cant just exist either
@BlueSockPuppet here you go again, listing things that other people say, not listing any facts. everything you say is theoretical. you compare me to a religious extremist? huh? also, you know nothing of history. a few hundred years ago, essentially everyone was an 'extremist' according to you. Don't you smell something fishy when you go to church? All the closet homosexuals, the pedophilia, the shameless profiteering...? don't put words in my mouth either, i never spoke of any "singularity"
@BlueSockPuppet also, the 'big bang theory' doesn't state that anything was merely "created". all the matter that exists in the universe now, always has. the big bang theory simply explains the outward spread of this material. nothing has or ever will be created from nothing. the big bang theory propelled pre existing material outward. once again, nothing was "created" in 'the big bang'.
@nakabar Here we go again. I already stated that all matter couldn't just exist like you said about God. You just keep repeating the same athiest crap over and over. I don't really care to hear what bull crap scientists have come up with or what you think is right, because most people hate athiests because like you, they're full of themselves. Please don't respond again, as I know you're just going to post the same shit again.
@BlueSockPuppet lol, when you do something, then accuse someone else of doing that same thing, that's clled hypocrisy. if i've stated anything twice it's because you refused to listen the first time. matter was not created it simply "is". i know this concept baffles you who can't sit tight not telling yourself you know what its "origins" are. matter has ALWAYS existed in a mammoth but finite amount. matter is the makeup of everything in the universe, even things you can't see...
@BlueSockPuppet which brings me back to the still unanswered question. if "god" "created" all matter, then to exist, he himself would have to be composed of some type of matter. so if there was nothing before he created anything, where did the matter come from that composed him? errrrrrrrrrrrr..........
@nakabar I don't have any answer that has been proven fact, nor has god not existing been proven a fact, you stated that all matter just "is" well that could apply to god as well, god was not created he/she just simply "is".
@BlueSockPuppet except that you can look around you everywhere and see the matter. where can you look for the god? "inside yourself" you will say, or something like that. and that's exactly right. the only place god exists is inside the minds of the religious who inhabit the earth.
@nakabar Let me ask you one thing. What do you believe happens when you die? I believe I will go to Heaven. My perception of heaven isn't in the clouds like most people portray it, I believe it is a spiritual world where a soul goes after it's body has died. I believe God is a spirit, as they say god has three forms, the father,the son, and the holy spirit, god's 2 form's the father and the son have already existed, but his spirtual form has and will always exist.
@BlueSockPuppet yadda yadda... when you die you will experience the blackest nothingness not conceivable to anyone living. you will experience less than during your deepest most dreamless sleep, which is nothing.
@nakabar I always thought athiests thought when they died nothing would happen, but to me it seems like that black nothingness is your perception of an "afterlife"
@BlueSockPuppet if you could properly read and comprehend this language you'd have noticed that the last word in my post was "nothing". nowhere did i say that this "back nothingness" was percieved, but rather that it was the closest conception we as living beings are able to fathom. understand?
@nakabar We? Nobody is agreeing with your ingorant athiest ass. Seriously I'm growing tired of this arguement, as you believe your always right, and are such a pessimist the only thing you look forward to in life is nothing. Sounds like you have a "great" life. By "we" I hope your talking about yourself and all your fucking idiotic athiest pals who are so fucking arrogant that they can't accept someone else's opinions.
@BlueSockPuppet lol well actually yes, more people have agreed with me than with you. you're a failure even by the standards of the religion you preach. also, where did you get 'we' from? it's too bad you mongoloids with the infantile brain capacity can't pick out the difference between knowing something exists / happened by studying massive amounts of evidence, and pretending to 'know' that something 'exists' with no evidence or proof other than the fact that it's a man made idea to begin with
@nakabar Furthermore, what makes you right? You don't have any proof. See, this just proves that your arrogant. You're stating that the universe just exists, well then God does to. I don't care to cantinue this arguement further. Shut the fuck up and go rant on someone else's YouTube video, as I'm sure Umair6 is getting pissed we're spamming his inbox. How about you go kill yourself and go experience that "nothingness" as it suits a nobody like you.
@BlueSockPuppet so ultimately it's not proof, but disproof. you try and just say the same things as me, which would work, if your argument had any kind of factual basis, as mine does. finally, why are you so aggressively preaching this bs? even your own religion claims not to want to associate with aggression and negativity, and yet here you are, claiming to be a advocate while violating your own religions ethics by losing your compusure in what would otherwise have been a civil conversation
@BlueSockPuppet but alas, when people know they've lost, they revert to childlike insults in a pathetically desperate last attempt to show they've said something worth standing up for. but deep down i'm sure you know that santa claus delivering gifts down the chimney of every house on the planet in one night is far more believable than the rest of the total shit you've been peddling here.
@BlueSockPuppet also, did you really just say that no one was agreeing with me when the only comment anyone even bothered to leave about our little conversation was to say, "wow, blue, you just got owned". right, he must have been agreeing with you, my mistake ;) give it up already you poor kid.
@BlueSockPuppet lol, someone who thinks the earth is 6000 years old is telling me MY argument has no evidence. i think those little biscuits they erotically place on your tongue are actually crazy pills to keep people from realizing how moronic their beliefs are. no sane and intelligent person could truly believe that crap. science has disproved it literally thousands of different ways now, and you retards just sit there saying the same old shit that you always have. "the bible says so!"
@BlueSockPuppet but i have to ask, why devote your life serving something that not only isn't real, but even if it did exist, you'd be doing it totally wrong anyway. what a waste. you tell me to go kill myself? how christian of you. is that what jesus would do? lol you're pathetic. most religious' secret weapon is simply not being phased by arguments like these, which you have proven you are incapable of. you can't even keep your composure, so what's really the point of your being religious?
@BlueSockPuppet isn't it supposed to be a set of morals and guidelines to live by? yet you don't live by them, but alas, you're trying to get other to live by the morals you pretend to live by? oh wait, i think i've just exposed religion for what it really is: a twisted web of hypocrisy and rules that are meant to be broken just so you can say sorry and "be forgiven", but not to or by the people you actually wrong, just for "god", so really, just for your own peace of mind. no one else's.
@BlueSockPuppet any GOOD christian would just sit there, agree to disagree and tell me that they love me and that god loves me. at least i can respect that devotion. you, on the other hand, are a pathetic facade. you're no more religious than me. you may think you are, because you spend time in church and say a few prayers, but as far as the fundamentals of religion are concerned, you're just as ungodly as i am. perhaps even moreso, as i try to do good things for people.
@BlueSockPuppet i just don't need the constant threat of "eternal damnation" to keep me in check like you. not that it seems to work for you anyway. yes, the people like you in this world are freaks. do you know how many people use jesus as a scapegoat? how many murderers, rapists, etc. clear their mind and conscience by simply apologizing to "god" after? it's like a 'do whatever the fuck you want - free!' ticket - one condition - you just gotta say sorry to jesus after!
@nakabar Yeah, let me tell you people go out and rape people because God tells them they can do it. You go to hell for sinning like that. Plus, you're already damned for not believing in God. Sorry, but you don't know enough about god to be making false claims like this.
@BlueSockPuppet Gosh, don't you just hate it when ppl argue about religon on a comment page. GOD OR JESUS WHICHEVER ONE, WOULD WANT HIS KIDS TO LIVE IN PEACE! NOT ARGUE ABOUT HIM!
Quit forcing your goddamn fairy tales on everyone else, we've all heard it before, and we all have our own reason for living a real, true life, and not lying to ourselves about a god.
@20012607 LOL let me tell you you dumb fucking atheists think that life was created by the big bang, you are so fucking stupid! I know my facts, spontaneous generation cannot happen. God created life, there had to be the creation of life, or else it would not exist. You cannot create something that is living without a living thing, space is not living. You atheists have no valid points, you just want to make yourself seem smart when you are just ignorant, arrogant idiots, so shut up.
@BlueSockPuppet Nobody believes that rubbish. Not even atheists. But if you're going to claim they don't "know" enough about god to say things about him, you probably shouldn't claim to know things about scientific topics you apparently have no understanding of.
But please, don't let me stop you from shoving that foot further down your mouth.
@jessemaurais Okay if you know more than I do tell me, what is spontaneous generation? Then again you're 28 years old and have no right to join this argument or state I don't know what I'm talking about because I know you're just going to look what sponataneous generation is in google or something. Really I know a lot more than you do and you can't claim I don't know what I'm talking about because obviously you don;t know me and have only read my comments to make a false assumption.
so, living things can come from non living things, its just that at a certain stage, they change categories. carbon is practically the basis of life. and at some point in time, carbon atoms joined up with other atoms of different properties, and they evolved and evolved over time and eventually came to be what we are today. Life wasn't created straight from the big bang, but it was because of the big bang life came about, if you get what im saying...running out of characters...
@BlueSockPuppet I know enough to know you're full of shit. When you said that atheists think life came from the big bang, you were wrong. I called you out. And I don't care what you think spontaneous generation is. You were still wrong about what atheists believe. Also, I don't see what being 28 has to do with it. You're 14. If anything, I have more experience than you do. I'm in university and you can barely write a proper sentence.
@jessemaurais Alright, what do atheists think life comes from? I'll be here, ready to prove you wrong again. I don't care if your a university student, I'm 14 and already taking college level classes, so I'm almost as smart as you are, so go take your high and mighty genius brain and why don't you read what some of the atheists in these comments have stated? Obviously if you knew enough about the big bang, you would know that the person beneath your comment just stated that the atoms from the
@BlueSockPuppet big bang are the same atoms that created life. Obviously you don't pay as much attention to what people say and claim I don't when I've been tuned into this argument to stand up for what I believe in, and Billions of others believe in.
Wow...How childish of you. You don't even give big bang theories a chance do you? Sound's like you haven't done your research before trolling in the name of your god, which makes you look plain stupid ;). "spontaneous generation" cannot happen? that's pretty much the definition of religion..Sound's like you don't even know what your religion is! God created everything spontaneously. and 'living things' can come from 'non-living things',...running out of characters, 1sec
And of course, everything has to have a creation to be what it is. That's obvious.. but big bang is a reasonable theory to the how factor. how everything was created. An invisible being in the sky that has absolutely no sturdy proof of existance, and controls everything and knows everything and is hate and love and all things, is just plain ridiculous.
@20012607 Wow, see, it's pointless to argue with an atheist because they don't have their facts straight. Read about it, you just stated what I stated was impossible, but gave it some bull crap to make it seem real. It doesn't work like that. Carbon is NONLIVING. How can something that is dead create something that is living? You say that God was made up, listen to yourself, your saying dead things created living things. They have proof of Jesus' existence, they don't have proof of...
OKAY, but you must get that nonliving and dead have different meanings, and nonliving/living are only mere words made up by humans. Really, when you get down to the base of it all, they really just separate the really complex from the complex. We humans, are living, and we're only made up of atoms.
@20012607 Carbon(dead) creating human life(living) so don't state that I'm wrong when I have facts, when you have a idiotic, underdeveloped thought. God doesn't control everything, he gave us free will(which you have). God also gave us emotion(which you have). In the end, space which is non living cannot create life. There HAD to be creation.
STOP MIXING UP DEAD AND NON LIVING. Dead means, was once alive, so in that case, you're supporting my theory. nonliving, is like...a raw material. living is just a bit more complex than the nonliving, because the nonliving don't have such functions that the living do. but nonliving can come together,(the atoms), and form living. that's how it happened. Try to explain it in any other way than with Magic. that's how 'god' did it anyways, with mud and magic, am I right?nonliving!
@20012607 That is the most stupid, shit filled, ignorant comment I've ever seen. You just disproved your own theory. An atom is not living, living has it's own definition, I should have stated that atoms like you stated created life, NEVER WERE LIVING. It wouldn't matter if something was once alive, once it's dead it can no longer create life, since atoms have never lived, they CANNOT create life. I'm not mixing up my words, you're just twisting them to make your theory seem correct.
You don't understand at all what I'm trying to say. Living and nonliving are mere words!!Forget about living and nonliving and think: A bunch of atoms came together, and got more and more complex over millions of years, and started evolving, and they became what we have today.Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist
@20012607 I can't believe that, I'm sorry I sound somewhat ingorant and at least you're not cussing at me, sorry about that. But, I just can't think that an atom can come together with another atom to form a living being, is stating atoms can create matter. It's the same with spontaneous generation, it's like stating you can make matter with thin air, it just can't happen. I know you're probably going to use this against in some way.
@20012607 He's shown enough ignorance about this topic. I don't think he's willing to learn either. It'll just be more nonsense and inane teenage rambling.
@nakabar Gosh, don't you just hate it when ppl argue about religon on a comment page. GOD OR JESUS WHICHEVER ONE, WOULD WANT HIS KIDS TO LIVE IN PEACE! NOT ARGUE ABOUT HIM!
@LightweightJackal dude, its that if you were being robbed.... the robber wont accidentaly shoot himself so you need insurance. its that if your tire fell off it wont come back on, thats why you need insurance. its that if your house gets fucked by a tornado that it wont fall back into place, thats why you need insurance. get your IQ up fagget
1) Business/Security insurance - If someone does try and steal from your business, nothing will magically save you.
2) Car insurance - If your car breaks down it won't fix itself.
3) Home insurance - Entropy has a nasty habit of being able to take things apart a lot better than it can put them together. Natural disasters are no exception.
Basically motto is, if something bad happens, don't be left waiting for a miracle. They did it in an interesting and funny way though.
@BlueSockPuppet I've wasted enough time arguing with you infantile mongoloids. I laugh you and all your family who will die waiting in vain to be saved. You didn't answer my question you slimy, sweaty nut sack. Where was god before he created himself?
@nakabar Ah, It's great to hear the sound of an ignorant athiest mother fucker complain that god doesn't exist. The only thing you can say is where was god before he created himself? Seriously, where was the universe before it created yourself? where was anything before it was created? Don't come up with some dawson's law or big bang bullshit, because anything in those theorie's was created and they couldn't just exist as your saying right now. BTW you retarded fuck, you never asked a question.
@BlueSockPuppet Lol I could write volumes on why god is nothing more than a coping mechanism for the weak such as yourself. Are you really serious? I didn't ask a question? How could you be trying to discredit the question I asked, while at the same time saying I didn't ask it , retard? And you still haven't answered yet, so let me help you out. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. Anything that exists now, always did. It just gets chemically rearranged. No one created anything except a story.
@BlueSockPuppet You morons really are a circus of stupidity. Trying to discredit real intelligence and proven science withy your insane stories. Do you live in a disney movie? Here on earth, none of that shit is possible. I wish i could go back 4000-6000 years and start the story that on the full moon, my boner extends all the way up there, and thats why there are so many craters on the moon's face! Everyone would believe it!
@BlueSockPuppet Also, isn't it againt your religion to call me a "mother fucker"? You can't even get your own story straight. More than anything else, religion is used by you freaks as an excuse for not being able to contain yourselves. You can do whatever you want as long as you say sorry to god after so you think you've made up for everything. How many people have you seen"saved"? On the other hand, how many religious fanatics have you seen die terrible, painful deaths? Talk about salvaton.
@BlueSockPuppet And finally, who said I'm being pessimistic? Acknowledging the truth is in fact optimistic. I'd say only true pessimists would even need such reassurance that death won't be scary for them. Also, where was I "complaining" that god doesn't exist? That's a fantastic thing to know! Lol you people are truly hilarious. Isn't the foundations for religion 'love, tolerance, understanding, forgiving,' etc.? But then if someone says something you don't like, you fanatics threatening them..
@BlueSockPuppet .. "an eternity burning in hell" and name calling? What a great "son of god" you are. You can't even follow your own blighted religion properly and you're trying to tell me that it's not a sham. Do you even realize the irony here? The problem arguing with people like you is that you are so genuinely moronic that you truly believe the things you're typing, even though they've been scientifically disproved hundreds if not thousands of times now.
@BlueSockPuppet You poor, undereducated parasites are nothing more than that. You must suck your will to live from a fictional character. What would all you pathetic sheeple do if your religion was ever abolished? Well then you'd be forced to look at reality like the rest of us sane humans, my guess would be suicides skyrocketing because you frail crybabys would have no one to bitch about your problems to - not that you actually do anyways. Enjoy wasting your life in vain!
@BlueSockPuppet Also, how are you selectively blind freaks so oblivious when it comes to the vast evil religions have wrought upon the world. How could something you say is so divine and pure be the basis for millions if not billions of murders throughout the last 6000 years? I guess you jerkoffs just ignore that too. All the flagrant information waving in your face and you still testify to the existence of a guy who "created the universe." A likely story.
@nakabar Extremists are the only ones responsible for those deaths. I don't take my religion so seriously that when I hear that someone else believes in another religion that I'm intent on proving them wrong, just like those scientists you mentioned earlier. They just need to come up with some nonsensical bull crap to make themselves seem smarter. I'm someone who accepts other's ideas and isn't intent on only one thing. You on the other hand are the exact opposite.
@nakabar You state how god can't just exist yet go on with some rubbish about how the universe was created by the singularity of the big bang that was "just there". You are so ingorant that you are no different from those extremists. You think that your point is the only valid one and when someone comes along to prove you wrong you become enraged. the universe is made of matter. the law of conservation of matter states that matter cannot be created or destroyed. this would be a contradiction.
@nakabar as you said earlier that god can't just exist, and how i said that the universe just can't exist both contradict that law. if matter cannot be created or destroyed, then how can it just exist? therefore, you have proven my point, so i am done with this quarrel. I no longer feel like continuing in this argument with you, when all you do is state some bullshit that some scientist came up with to make theirself seem smart when they are just an ignoramus. they contradict their point.
0.0000001this wud be 1 in 100million this means tht this has happend a few times witch is soooooooo unlikely especially the last tornado one cuz to stay upp it needs concrete cuz it riped apart so more like 1/never
This is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. That percentage is 1/1,000,000,000. Are you kidding me? one in a billion, that will never happen, never never never ever never ever ever never! never. thats more like 1 in 87 septillion chance. 1/87,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
It's actually 0%
hystericxx 3 months ago
hahahhahahaa
thehanz123 4 months ago
this is thai ads :D
TheNAMEwinTER 4 months ago
LOL at the last one
Swizzyj3 4 months ago
Was that tornado video real? That was crazy
Spencerh1279 6 months ago
@Spencerh1279 i hope ur fucking joking
Palmen1990 6 months ago
The last one it thew best commercial ever
Falc1NL 6 months ago
The probability of ANY of these occurrences is much smaller than that.
mentalmaxkool 7 months ago
Actually all three of those things have happened to me, so...
KMWStudios 8 months ago 2
Lmaoo
Razndude 8 months ago
Probability of people on Youtube being ignorant, 100 %
bwayne641 9 months ago 4
@BabyyaaJaimeeia542 STFU
kotraquin 9 months ago
Unlikely? Yes. But impossible? NO!
ScienceGuyBillNye 9 months ago
@ScienceGuyBillNye
Actually, all of these are impossible.
inverseactuality 9 months ago
@ScienceGuyBillNye Ouais apars le truc de la tornade quand même...
MrIntezerium 9 months ago
fail..............!!!! :D hahahah
fraaguirre16 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is so real...
alexhernandez32 10 months ago
Obviously this is fake. It's to try and get people to use their insurance dumbass.
ZzTaC0zZz 10 months ago
no, this is wrong the probability is 0,000000000001 %
Superbowserfreak11 11 months ago
i think this is fake :)
jellybean1296 11 months ago
@jellybean1296 No shit its a commercial telling you to get insurance
gtgoskate 11 months ago
lol, kinda reminds me of darwinism...
AcousticHills 11 months ago
Now that is a commercial !
revolutionpm 11 months ago
probability of having to PAY insurance? 100%
myrtlebox 11 months ago 25
actually the probability of that happening would be more than our highest known number
MegaMoonBeams 11 months ago
@MegaMoonBeams lower than our lowest known number you mean.
greenzoid2 10 months ago
oh so i guess that licence plate just fixed itself to huh
madmoneymillionair 1 year ago
i hate sound lagg...
qwertyuu98 1 year ago
Bangkok is such a dirty name.
TheAlexander356 1 year ago
You know the one with the house that got rebuilt by a storm?........True story
CastellanoSemental 1 year ago
Spam.
73849309378 1 year ago
Will has bangkok insurance now.
kjaks 1 year ago
@kjaks
I know it should be bangpu**y
dreamerstays 1 year ago
very funny commerical
anderaina 1 year ago
I think this is totally fake!!!
xxxxcocotazoxxxx 1 year ago 17
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx Oh durrrrr, how did you work that out genius? It was an advertisement for insurance. It wasn't intended to be taken seriously.
droceretik 1 year ago
@droceretik
Oh durrrr, he was joking.
oOMarioMafiaOo 1 year ago
@oOMarioMafiaOo How did you come to that conclusion? It looks like a standard Youtube "fake" claim. There is no clever irony, there is no double entendre. It's not funny nor clever. Oh durrrr, he wasn't joking!!!
droceretik 1 year ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx Wow, you are literally one of the dumbest people I have ever seen. Of course this is fake.
CaptDouchebag 9 months ago
@CaptDouchebag that is called sarcasm, and i really really really hope yr comment was sarcasm too(u know it wasn't, though), otherwise u might just be the new winner of dumbest ppl u have ever seen contest...
embarassing when one drops one of those intelligence free, hasty clanger comments. we will have to watch this space to see if yr comment is magically removed over the next few days lol. dont worry tho - im sure everyones done it at least once - im sure i have, anyways :)
jeebersjumpincryst 9 months ago
@jeebersjumpincryst Yes, because without any sort of writing style, sarcasm is incredibly easy to pick up on. Sorry I didn't realize your brilliance.
CaptDouchebag 9 months ago
@CaptDouchebag yeah true - stuff can be pretty tricky with no body language. Its pretty obvious its a tongue in cheek comment tho, especially as its been rated up a bit. Anyway - look at you go! Your comment had not one, but two - TWO - excellent uses of sarcasm! There you go - you're up up and away now, my friend! ;)
jeebersjumpincryst 9 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx no way man these are all real
warlockplaya 9 months ago 2
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx Funny though!!
eliopoulosgiannis 8 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx Noooooooo...really? Great think Sherlock.
RagexAnimal 7 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx no shit sherlock
yeos01 6 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx really i thought this was real
jm431 5 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx
No its 0.000001 real
dreamerstays 4 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx thank you captain obvious
vladimirzakharov 4 months ago
@xxxxcocotazoxxxx u think ? wow ur very smart
lazarosapoel 2 months ago
0:16秒時的叫聲XD
stanwewe 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
天阿! 這... 太爆笑了吧!!!
stanwewe 1 year ago
天阿 這... 太爆笑了
stanwewe 1 year ago
a grand smh
realgunta 1 year ago
The probability of me typing this is almost impossible since life is kind of a huge coincidence.
1Jonman1 1 year ago
at 1:10 the guy is like
"NUU, MY PR0NZ"
pichu9000 1 year ago
LOL.. I like the last one
ljh619 1 year ago
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i think the probability is 100% for each because every time i play this video it does the same each time, wierd!
TheStuntGuys123 1 year ago
it was 50/50
Dazzle08 1 year ago
wtf....
r0ksta82 1 year ago
ya the house coming perfectly together is like the same likeliness of the big bang. just one big explosion created everything. probability of the big bang being real,0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for infiniti
mommasboy34 1 year ago
Don't you just hate it when ppl argue about religion on a comment page. GOD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LIVE IN PEACE! GOD WOULD WANT HIS KIDS TO LIVE IN PEACE NOT AGURE ABOUT HIM! He'll love you anyways.
123TeenTitansGo 1 year ago
very funny and real looking
TVsDangerJoel 1 year ago
lolz its really funny in the highway xD the tires bounce and bounce and bounce wahahaha xD and tornado fixed the house again xD
ThEZuKane 1 year ago
i told my dad to get new rims for our car.he wont fuckin listen...now look wat happened!!
Zfactor100 1 year ago
Also if god was just suddenly there, why couldn't the universe. I'm not an athiest but I don't believe in the bible, which is hypocrtical.
FunnnnyDrake 1 year ago
@FunnnnyDrake I'm not saying that god wasn't just their, because that would contradict my point. What I did say is that athiests contradict their point. They say that god doesn't exist yet state that the universe was created in some explosion that created everything( very bland description of the big bang). how did that singularity come to be? stating that god can't just be their also contradicts his point of stating that the big bang created the universe. that singularity cant just exist either
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
Damn, blue just got owned.
FunnnnyDrake 1 year ago
@FunnnnyDrake read my other comments. I didn't get owned :/
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet here you go again, listing things that other people say, not listing any facts. everything you say is theoretical. you compare me to a religious extremist? huh? also, you know nothing of history. a few hundred years ago, essentially everyone was an 'extremist' according to you. Don't you smell something fishy when you go to church? All the closet homosexuals, the pedophilia, the shameless profiteering...? don't put words in my mouth either, i never spoke of any "singularity"
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet also, the 'big bang theory' doesn't state that anything was merely "created". all the matter that exists in the universe now, always has. the big bang theory simply explains the outward spread of this material. nothing has or ever will be created from nothing. the big bang theory propelled pre existing material outward. once again, nothing was "created" in 'the big bang'.
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar Here we go again. I already stated that all matter couldn't just exist like you said about God. You just keep repeating the same athiest crap over and over. I don't really care to hear what bull crap scientists have come up with or what you think is right, because most people hate athiests because like you, they're full of themselves. Please don't respond again, as I know you're just going to post the same shit again.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet lol, when you do something, then accuse someone else of doing that same thing, that's clled hypocrisy. if i've stated anything twice it's because you refused to listen the first time. matter was not created it simply "is". i know this concept baffles you who can't sit tight not telling yourself you know what its "origins" are. matter has ALWAYS existed in a mammoth but finite amount. matter is the makeup of everything in the universe, even things you can't see...
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet which brings me back to the still unanswered question. if "god" "created" all matter, then to exist, he himself would have to be composed of some type of matter. so if there was nothing before he created anything, where did the matter come from that composed him? errrrrrrrrrrrr..........
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar I don't have any answer that has been proven fact, nor has god not existing been proven a fact, you stated that all matter just "is" well that could apply to god as well, god was not created he/she just simply "is".
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet except that you can look around you everywhere and see the matter. where can you look for the god? "inside yourself" you will say, or something like that. and that's exactly right. the only place god exists is inside the minds of the religious who inhabit the earth.
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar Let me ask you one thing. What do you believe happens when you die? I believe I will go to Heaven. My perception of heaven isn't in the clouds like most people portray it, I believe it is a spiritual world where a soul goes after it's body has died. I believe God is a spirit, as they say god has three forms, the father,the son, and the holy spirit, god's 2 form's the father and the son have already existed, but his spirtual form has and will always exist.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet yadda yadda... when you die you will experience the blackest nothingness not conceivable to anyone living. you will experience less than during your deepest most dreamless sleep, which is nothing.
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar I always thought athiests thought when they died nothing would happen, but to me it seems like that black nothingness is your perception of an "afterlife"
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet if you could properly read and comprehend this language you'd have noticed that the last word in my post was "nothing". nowhere did i say that this "back nothingness" was percieved, but rather that it was the closest conception we as living beings are able to fathom. understand?
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar We? Nobody is agreeing with your ingorant athiest ass. Seriously I'm growing tired of this arguement, as you believe your always right, and are such a pessimist the only thing you look forward to in life is nothing. Sounds like you have a "great" life. By "we" I hope your talking about yourself and all your fucking idiotic athiest pals who are so fucking arrogant that they can't accept someone else's opinions.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet lol well actually yes, more people have agreed with me than with you. you're a failure even by the standards of the religion you preach. also, where did you get 'we' from? it's too bad you mongoloids with the infantile brain capacity can't pick out the difference between knowing something exists / happened by studying massive amounts of evidence, and pretending to 'know' that something 'exists' with no evidence or proof other than the fact that it's a man made idea to begin with
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar Furthermore, what makes you right? You don't have any proof. See, this just proves that your arrogant. You're stating that the universe just exists, well then God does to. I don't care to cantinue this arguement further. Shut the fuck up and go rant on someone else's YouTube video, as I'm sure Umair6 is getting pissed we're spamming his inbox. How about you go kill yourself and go experience that "nothingness" as it suits a nobody like you.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet so ultimately it's not proof, but disproof. you try and just say the same things as me, which would work, if your argument had any kind of factual basis, as mine does. finally, why are you so aggressively preaching this bs? even your own religion claims not to want to associate with aggression and negativity, and yet here you are, claiming to be a advocate while violating your own religions ethics by losing your compusure in what would otherwise have been a civil conversation
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet but alas, when people know they've lost, they revert to childlike insults in a pathetically desperate last attempt to show they've said something worth standing up for. but deep down i'm sure you know that santa claus delivering gifts down the chimney of every house on the planet in one night is far more believable than the rest of the total shit you've been peddling here.
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet also, did you really just say that no one was agreeing with me when the only comment anyone even bothered to leave about our little conversation was to say, "wow, blue, you just got owned". right, he must have been agreeing with you, my mistake ;) give it up already you poor kid.
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet lol, someone who thinks the earth is 6000 years old is telling me MY argument has no evidence. i think those little biscuits they erotically place on your tongue are actually crazy pills to keep people from realizing how moronic their beliefs are. no sane and intelligent person could truly believe that crap. science has disproved it literally thousands of different ways now, and you retards just sit there saying the same old shit that you always have. "the bible says so!"
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet but i have to ask, why devote your life serving something that not only isn't real, but even if it did exist, you'd be doing it totally wrong anyway. what a waste. you tell me to go kill myself? how christian of you. is that what jesus would do? lol you're pathetic. most religious' secret weapon is simply not being phased by arguments like these, which you have proven you are incapable of. you can't even keep your composure, so what's really the point of your being religious?
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet isn't it supposed to be a set of morals and guidelines to live by? yet you don't live by them, but alas, you're trying to get other to live by the morals you pretend to live by? oh wait, i think i've just exposed religion for what it really is: a twisted web of hypocrisy and rules that are meant to be broken just so you can say sorry and "be forgiven", but not to or by the people you actually wrong, just for "god", so really, just for your own peace of mind. no one else's.
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet any GOOD christian would just sit there, agree to disagree and tell me that they love me and that god loves me. at least i can respect that devotion. you, on the other hand, are a pathetic facade. you're no more religious than me. you may think you are, because you spend time in church and say a few prayers, but as far as the fundamentals of religion are concerned, you're just as ungodly as i am. perhaps even moreso, as i try to do good things for people.
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet i just don't need the constant threat of "eternal damnation" to keep me in check like you. not that it seems to work for you anyway. yes, the people like you in this world are freaks. do you know how many people use jesus as a scapegoat? how many murderers, rapists, etc. clear their mind and conscience by simply apologizing to "god" after? it's like a 'do whatever the fuck you want - free!' ticket - one condition - you just gotta say sorry to jesus after!
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar Yeah, let me tell you people go out and rape people because God tells them they can do it. You go to hell for sinning like that. Plus, you're already damned for not believing in God. Sorry, but you don't know enough about god to be making false claims like this.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet Gosh, don't you just hate it when ppl argue about religon on a comment page. GOD OR JESUS WHICHEVER ONE, WOULD WANT HIS KIDS TO LIVE IN PEACE! NOT ARGUE ABOUT HIM!
123TeenTitansGo 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
Quit forcing your goddamn fairy tales on everyone else, we've all heard it before, and we all have our own reason for living a real, true life, and not lying to ourselves about a god.
20012607 1 year ago
@20012607 LOL let me tell you you dumb fucking atheists think that life was created by the big bang, you are so fucking stupid! I know my facts, spontaneous generation cannot happen. God created life, there had to be the creation of life, or else it would not exist. You cannot create something that is living without a living thing, space is not living. You atheists have no valid points, you just want to make yourself seem smart when you are just ignorant, arrogant idiots, so shut up.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet Nobody believes that rubbish. Not even atheists. But if you're going to claim they don't "know" enough about god to say things about him, you probably shouldn't claim to know things about scientific topics you apparently have no understanding of.
But please, don't let me stop you from shoving that foot further down your mouth.
jessemaurais 1 year ago
@jessemaurais Okay if you know more than I do tell me, what is spontaneous generation? Then again you're 28 years old and have no right to join this argument or state I don't know what I'm talking about because I know you're just going to look what sponataneous generation is in google or something. Really I know a lot more than you do and you can't claim I don't know what I'm talking about because obviously you don;t know me and have only read my comments to make a false assumption.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
so, living things can come from non living things, its just that at a certain stage, they change categories. carbon is practically the basis of life. and at some point in time, carbon atoms joined up with other atoms of different properties, and they evolved and evolved over time and eventually came to be what we are today. Life wasn't created straight from the big bang, but it was because of the big bang life came about, if you get what im saying...running out of characters...
20012607 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet I know enough to know you're full of shit. When you said that atheists think life came from the big bang, you were wrong. I called you out. And I don't care what you think spontaneous generation is. You were still wrong about what atheists believe. Also, I don't see what being 28 has to do with it. You're 14. If anything, I have more experience than you do. I'm in university and you can barely write a proper sentence.
Go ahead and say something else obtuse.
jessemaurais 1 year ago
@jessemaurais Alright, what do atheists think life comes from? I'll be here, ready to prove you wrong again. I don't care if your a university student, I'm 14 and already taking college level classes, so I'm almost as smart as you are, so go take your high and mighty genius brain and why don't you read what some of the atheists in these comments have stated? Obviously if you knew enough about the big bang, you would know that the person beneath your comment just stated that the atoms from the
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet big bang are the same atoms that created life. Obviously you don't pay as much attention to what people say and claim I don't when I've been tuned into this argument to stand up for what I believe in, and Billions of others believe in.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
Wow...How childish of you. You don't even give big bang theories a chance do you? Sound's like you haven't done your research before trolling in the name of your god, which makes you look plain stupid ;). "spontaneous generation" cannot happen? that's pretty much the definition of religion..Sound's like you don't even know what your religion is! God created everything spontaneously. and 'living things' can come from 'non-living things',...running out of characters, 1sec
20012607 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
And of course, everything has to have a creation to be what it is. That's obvious.. but big bang is a reasonable theory to the how factor. how everything was created. An invisible being in the sky that has absolutely no sturdy proof of existance, and controls everything and knows everything and is hate and love and all things, is just plain ridiculous.
20012607 1 year ago
@20012607 Wow, see, it's pointless to argue with an atheist because they don't have their facts straight. Read about it, you just stated what I stated was impossible, but gave it some bull crap to make it seem real. It doesn't work like that. Carbon is NONLIVING. How can something that is dead create something that is living? You say that God was made up, listen to yourself, your saying dead things created living things. They have proof of Jesus' existence, they don't have proof of...
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
OKAY, but you must get that nonliving and dead have different meanings, and nonliving/living are only mere words made up by humans. Really, when you get down to the base of it all, they really just separate the really complex from the complex. We humans, are living, and we're only made up of atoms.
20012607 1 year ago
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jessemaurais 1 year ago
@20012607 Carbon(dead) creating human life(living) so don't state that I'm wrong when I have facts, when you have a idiotic, underdeveloped thought. God doesn't control everything, he gave us free will(which you have). God also gave us emotion(which you have). In the end, space which is non living cannot create life. There HAD to be creation.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
STOP MIXING UP DEAD AND NON LIVING. Dead means, was once alive, so in that case, you're supporting my theory. nonliving, is like...a raw material. living is just a bit more complex than the nonliving, because the nonliving don't have such functions that the living do. but nonliving can come together,(the atoms), and form living. that's how it happened. Try to explain it in any other way than with Magic. that's how 'god' did it anyways, with mud and magic, am I right?nonliving!
20012607 1 year ago
@20012607 That is the most stupid, shit filled, ignorant comment I've ever seen. You just disproved your own theory. An atom is not living, living has it's own definition, I should have stated that atoms like you stated created life, NEVER WERE LIVING. It wouldn't matter if something was once alive, once it's dead it can no longer create life, since atoms have never lived, they CANNOT create life. I'm not mixing up my words, you're just twisting them to make your theory seem correct.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet
You don't understand at all what I'm trying to say. Living and nonliving are mere words!!Forget about living and nonliving and think: A bunch of atoms came together, and got more and more complex over millions of years, and started evolving, and they became what we have today.Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist
20012607 1 year ago
@20012607 I can't believe that, I'm sorry I sound somewhat ingorant and at least you're not cussing at me, sorry about that. But, I just can't think that an atom can come together with another atom to form a living being, is stating atoms can create matter. It's the same with spontaneous generation, it's like stating you can make matter with thin air, it just can't happen. I know you're probably going to use this against in some way.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@20012607 He's shown enough ignorance about this topic. I don't think he's willing to learn either. It'll just be more nonsense and inane teenage rambling.
jessemaurais 1 year ago
@nakabar Gosh, don't you just hate it when ppl argue about religon on a comment page. GOD OR JESUS WHICHEVER ONE, WOULD WANT HIS KIDS TO LIVE IN PEACE! NOT ARGUE ABOUT HIM!
123TeenTitansGo 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet No, you really are getting owned. You're just not bright enough to see it.
jessemaurais 1 year ago
Brilliant... XD LMAO
LJVolkov21 1 year ago
lmao
MelvinXAkshay 1 year ago
probability of any of that being relevant to insurance?
0.0000001%
LightweightJackal 1 year ago 28
@LightweightJackal dude, its that if you were being robbed.... the robber wont accidentaly shoot himself so you need insurance. its that if your tire fell off it wont come back on, thats why you need insurance. its that if your house gets fucked by a tornado that it wont fall back into place, thats why you need insurance. get your IQ up fagget
truints 1 year ago
@LightweightJackal
Lol but the thais think it is 1/0.0000001% = 1000000 %
dreamerstays 1 year ago
@LightweightJackal
1) Business/Security insurance - If someone does try and steal from your business, nothing will magically save you.
2) Car insurance - If your car breaks down it won't fix itself.
3) Home insurance - Entropy has a nasty habit of being able to take things apart a lot better than it can put them together. Natural disasters are no exception.
Basically motto is, if something bad happens, don't be left waiting for a miracle. They did it in an interesting and funny way though.
Gastrophetes 1 year ago
My foot still hurts. Fucking ricochet.
OxnardMontalvo666 1 year ago 14
The last on is impossible o.O
killacupid2 1 year ago
I probably wouldn't go back in that house afterwards anyway.
bananian 1 year ago
now i have seen everything
royalassassin2010 1 year ago
That tire wasn't fucking around, as we like to call it
TheTuktuk42 1 year ago
that was funny, loved it a lot
ocossa 1 year ago
the last one is 000000000000000000000000000000000 and never!
Javierjahve 1 year ago
The situation with the wheel actually happened to me just yesterday with the only difference that it was my car's left-front wheel..
Yes..
Zolier 1 year ago
Probability of the last one = 0%
HellzRhiino 1 year ago 2
gay
teoteagueosborne 1 year ago
this is the same probability as saying the universe came about witout God
TheSeeker18161 1 year ago
@TheSeeker18161 I Trust You.
Javierjahve 1 year ago
@TheSeeker18161 agreed
vinnceyounG10 1 year ago
@TheSeeker18161 lol so where was god before he created himself
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar who do you think gave you a mouth to talk and hands to type?
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet the genetic makeup of humans, that's who
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar who do you think created the genetic makeup of humans?
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet I've wasted enough time arguing with you infantile mongoloids. I laugh you and all your family who will die waiting in vain to be saved. You didn't answer my question you slimy, sweaty nut sack. Where was god before he created himself?
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar Ah, It's great to hear the sound of an ignorant athiest mother fucker complain that god doesn't exist. The only thing you can say is where was god before he created himself? Seriously, where was the universe before it created yourself? where was anything before it was created? Don't come up with some dawson's law or big bang bullshit, because anything in those theorie's was created and they couldn't just exist as your saying right now. BTW you retarded fuck, you never asked a question.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet Lol I could write volumes on why god is nothing more than a coping mechanism for the weak such as yourself. Are you really serious? I didn't ask a question? How could you be trying to discredit the question I asked, while at the same time saying I didn't ask it , retard? And you still haven't answered yet, so let me help you out. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. Anything that exists now, always did. It just gets chemically rearranged. No one created anything except a story.
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar At least I'm not being pessimistic about death, when I die at least I WILL be saved and won't burn in hell for all eternity like you.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet You morons really are a circus of stupidity. Trying to discredit real intelligence and proven science withy your insane stories. Do you live in a disney movie? Here on earth, none of that shit is possible. I wish i could go back 4000-6000 years and start the story that on the full moon, my boner extends all the way up there, and thats why there are so many craters on the moon's face! Everyone would believe it!
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet Also, isn't it againt your religion to call me a "mother fucker"? You can't even get your own story straight. More than anything else, religion is used by you freaks as an excuse for not being able to contain yourselves. You can do whatever you want as long as you say sorry to god after so you think you've made up for everything. How many people have you seen"saved"? On the other hand, how many religious fanatics have you seen die terrible, painful deaths? Talk about salvaton.
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet And finally, who said I'm being pessimistic? Acknowledging the truth is in fact optimistic. I'd say only true pessimists would even need such reassurance that death won't be scary for them. Also, where was I "complaining" that god doesn't exist? That's a fantastic thing to know! Lol you people are truly hilarious. Isn't the foundations for religion 'love, tolerance, understanding, forgiving,' etc.? But then if someone says something you don't like, you fanatics threatening them..
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet .. "an eternity burning in hell" and name calling? What a great "son of god" you are. You can't even follow your own blighted religion properly and you're trying to tell me that it's not a sham. Do you even realize the irony here? The problem arguing with people like you is that you are so genuinely moronic that you truly believe the things you're typing, even though they've been scientifically disproved hundreds if not thousands of times now.
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet You poor, undereducated parasites are nothing more than that. You must suck your will to live from a fictional character. What would all you pathetic sheeple do if your religion was ever abolished? Well then you'd be forced to look at reality like the rest of us sane humans, my guess would be suicides skyrocketing because you frail crybabys would have no one to bitch about your problems to - not that you actually do anyways. Enjoy wasting your life in vain!
nakabar 1 year ago
@BlueSockPuppet Also, how are you selectively blind freaks so oblivious when it comes to the vast evil religions have wrought upon the world. How could something you say is so divine and pure be the basis for millions if not billions of murders throughout the last 6000 years? I guess you jerkoffs just ignore that too. All the flagrant information waving in your face and you still testify to the existence of a guy who "created the universe." A likely story.
nakabar 1 year ago
@nakabar Extremists are the only ones responsible for those deaths. I don't take my religion so seriously that when I hear that someone else believes in another religion that I'm intent on proving them wrong, just like those scientists you mentioned earlier. They just need to come up with some nonsensical bull crap to make themselves seem smarter. I'm someone who accepts other's ideas and isn't intent on only one thing. You on the other hand are the exact opposite.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@nakabar You state how god can't just exist yet go on with some rubbish about how the universe was created by the singularity of the big bang that was "just there". You are so ingorant that you are no different from those extremists. You think that your point is the only valid one and when someone comes along to prove you wrong you become enraged. the universe is made of matter. the law of conservation of matter states that matter cannot be created or destroyed. this would be a contradiction.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
@nakabar as you said earlier that god can't just exist, and how i said that the universe just can't exist both contradict that law. if matter cannot be created or destroyed, then how can it just exist? therefore, you have proven my point, so i am done with this quarrel. I no longer feel like continuing in this argument with you, when all you do is state some bullshit that some scientist came up with to make theirself seem smart when they are just an ignoramus. they contradict their point.
BlueSockPuppet 1 year ago
the last thing happened in indonesia 3 times in 1987
thedickster1234 1 year ago
That car thing has happened to me........twice
XxXDebateThisXxX 1 year ago
OMG LOLLED THROUGH THIS GOOD MIXING
pastorgeorgem 1 year ago
They obviously did not actually calculate these probabilities. And they want me to trust them as an insurance company??
Joe1729 1 year ago 2
1.0x10^[9999999999999]
VforVile 1 year ago
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1.0x10^[ -9999999999999]
ChristofFreestyler 1 year ago
0.0000001this wud be 1 in 100million this means tht this has happend a few times witch is soooooooo unlikely especially the last tornado one cuz to stay upp it needs concrete cuz it riped apart so more like 1/never
Zezsav3 1 year ago
asians are dumb
onlylilster 1 year ago
lol i love the last one with the little piece falling out of the sky and filling the hole thats hilarious
cencen123yo 1 year ago
zero.
navajonippler 1 year ago
chuck norris makes them 101%
kaozbender 1 year ago
all of those = 0% they are impossible....
USKilop 1 year ago
@USKilop Not the gun going off - odd conincidences do happen with shots ricocheing.
8DX 1 year ago
@8DX ricochets like those are impossible though the bullet would break up.
USKilop 1 year ago
1. After bouncing 3 times the bullet is not lethal.
2. The tire wouldn't have bounced, it would have just crushed the cars.
3. Paint, windows, glue, would not repair.
I noe what u are thinking... Im bored and drunk... gtfo
PandaMagicFTW 1 year ago
omg i had to watch it a couple times and then i starrted to understand it and couldnt stop laughing
RiottimePMP06 1 year ago
almost negative probability....hehehehe
tebsie03 1 year ago
This is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. That percentage is 1/1,000,000,000. Are you kidding me? one in a billion, that will never happen, never never never ever never ever ever never! never. thats more like 1 in 87 septillion chance. 1/87,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
KakashiHatake103 1 year ago
@KakashiHatake103 More like 1 in a Google chance.
1/10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
SpyWhoLovedHimself 1 year ago
@KakashiHatake103 ever heard the saying never say always or never? This will probably happen to you, and when it does... HAHA!!!! IN YO FACE!!!
Knektor 1 year ago
lol
sphinxboy97 1 year ago
lol
sphinxboy97 1 year ago
clever
dateensta 1 year ago
Lol I know it's fake but still it's awesome
DanHegarty365 1 year ago
Very funny....I love marketing people's imagination.
gracefulangels 1 year ago