Just three weeks ago I had nothing to boast of; my family hated me, my own dog wouldn't eat the food I gave him, my girlfriend found it increasingly necessary to make me self-conscious of my weight and I had even been stuck using dial-up to do my questionable browsing! But once I graduated with a degree in Terminating Offensive Username Entries In SQL Databases from The Internet School for Online Education, I make enough to eat pizza nearly every night while watching slowly streaming videos!
Have done my schooling online and have learned a lot from it. Choosing the right school is of utmost importance. If you opt for any scam school, it may ruin your life.
Yes. I prefer a forum where people can create shit and talk about shit without having to watch their backs every post for fear of some menstruating admin banning them because they didn't like the number of uppercase V's they saw.
I majored in poorly informed political ranting. I thought about changing majors, but I minored in calling people retards and I didn't want to become too specialized.
sry I couldn't watch much of this... I don't like looking at fat, ugly people ..esp when they're not even funny at all.... oh well
MeredithOD 4 months ago
grandma brought me to a diaper page, I shit myself, so I brought one.
benos 4 months ago
Just three weeks ago I had nothing to boast of; my family hated me, my own dog wouldn't eat the food I gave him, my girlfriend found it increasingly necessary to make me self-conscious of my weight and I had even been stuck using dial-up to do my questionable browsing! But once I graduated with a degree in Terminating Offensive Username Entries In SQL Databases from The Internet School for Online Education, I make enough to eat pizza nearly every night while watching slowly streaming videos!
proberush 1 year ago
Have done my schooling online and have learned a lot from it. Choosing the right school is of utmost importance. If you opt for any scam school, it may ruin your life.
alvinjaques 1 year ago
Shit, I should've gone to the Internet School For Online Education!
SAGEBOT500 1 year ago
LowTax needs sum Mangosteens
JustGoku 2 years ago 2
stay out of the forums and ban all mods. maybe then somethingawful will actually be funny again mayhaps???
screwoffreg 2 years ago
@screwoffreg
Yes. I prefer a forum where people can create shit and talk about shit without having to watch their backs every post for fear of some menstruating admin banning them because they didn't like the number of uppercase V's they saw.
McFisticuffs 1 year ago
eh... had great potential but it wasn't very funny
Mailorder 2 years ago
Jesus christ, write front page material again.
centrus88 2 years ago 13
@centrus88
Resurrect the old days, clearly they still have it!
peniosasdasd 1 year ago
so bad. oh no! i lost my chance at the red star!
badgrammar 2 years ago
that's a pretty funny parody of internet degree mills
"I dropped out of high school after giving birth to my fifth child"
stilanas 2 years ago 2
The only part I got was at the end.
Draquoir 2 years ago
painfully unfunny
FYADprincess 2 years ago
I'm online, and loving every minute of it.
shroudie 2 years ago 10
He'd just laugh, and I'd bleed, but I'd laugh too
Akakios69 2 years ago
Hold all my calls, FAG.
disdressed 2 years ago 5
I too majored in calling people fags.
BoomboxJackson 2 years ago 2
fantastic work guys
shitnrun 2 years ago
ISOE change my fuckin life dog
LionMadeOfLions 2 years ago
Can I do this from the safety of my home: without any human interaction?
Jimytapp 2 years ago
This video has inspired me to make out with a genie.
Rereversed 2 years ago 2
4D Boxing owns
ProfessorLeet 2 years ago
jesus christ im lollin my balls off
Vashasm 2 years ago
This video really is something AWFUL.
mattgronke 2 years ago 2
BRAVO! Good show!
zaphbrannigan 2 years ago
good shit y'alls
friggybum 2 years ago
nice camel toe bro
thealmightypidgeon 2 years ago
I believe the correct term is "camel tail".
Have a nice lunch....
McGuinty1 2 years ago
Moose knuckle.
Glopdemon 2 years ago
Footage from this commercial were shot on location in Second Life.
TreesOfBaylor 2 years ago 2
wow man you lost a lot of weight
allofthetrash 2 years ago
i post to facebook from my ti-83
ToothyMcshark 2 years ago
4D Boxing! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago 3
orange julius is delicious
jsokol27 2 years ago 2
I only minored in calling people fags.
Boognish187 2 years ago 4
I majored in poorly informed political ranting. I thought about changing majors, but I minored in calling people retards and I didn't want to become too specialized.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago 2
love
SomethingAwfulTube 2 years ago 2
SUCCESS!
hamlaser 2 years ago
I Have the same underwear bro.
ActionPod 2 years ago