Meet the Heavy - German version

[jonjojo4]

VERAMAVEGAFANEGASHT!!! when he is screaming at who touched his gun

[omgwtfbbq6666]

Press 5 for a Mexican/German yell.

[antimatterduncan]

wohahaha heult doch

[Minigun101]

1:16 WHAT IS THAT BLU THING ON THE LEFT?

[lintzug]

@Minigun101 ähhhh ein kochtopf?

[Minigun101]

@lintzug Vot?

[lintzug]

@Minigun101 A cooking pot

[Minigun101]

@lintzug No, wait, it's an alarm clock.

[16Hatter]

0:56: Heavys real name is Shaun Mergley. callin it.

[wafflemale]

i live in germany so i know partially what hes saying

[FM3VP]

Russians: *looks at title* IS NOT POSSIBLE!

[ELLOCOthaREAL]

i want a cinema movie from TF2 xD

[GizkaFreechman]

1:05 oh man the germans have a hysterical laugh

[The76thTrombone]

Mein Name ist Heavy. Das hier ist meine Waffe.

[Fullmetalminos]

@The76thTrombone waffe=weapon? LOL

[BronzeTurd]

fucking EA

[LonexRiderxgamer]

"my nom is de hevy" 0:10

[LonexRiderxgamer]

"my nom is de hevy" 1:10

[marsling12]

Es kostet vierhundert tausend reichsmark dieses video für 12 sekunden anzusehen.

[Fullpowerjulien2]

@marsling12 wieso rechsmark ?

[burntbowser]

around 1:16 lolgib

[Lugia3210]

I just relized that I can fluently understand German...

Strange

[SubaUba]

This is how he talks to Medic

[Veggieburger802]

1:05 is it just me or does he sound almost exactly like Wario?

[Crazyman886]

@Veggieburger802

yeah he does

[hitechmushroom]

EZ Costed fyr un der thousand doller viz a farf... tven ze ka le voun zen for ya :D

(russian understanding fail) >.<

[smileyking96]

0:08 MAH NOMIEST HEAVY!

[JELLJELL1111]

I love the german heavy XD

[BronzeTurd]

this version differs from the amercian version greatly even just the way its zoomed

[Hauntzor]

LOL GERMAN CENSORSHIP

[GrounderTheRobot]

Hundernt Doller

[1998Navi]

anyone notice at 0:01 below says copyright lololol?

[Centaurian0190]

HOW ABOUT MEET THE HEADY IN HUNGARIAN

[Sparkz1607]

EA most certainly does NOT own Team Fortress 2. They can suck it, big time. BIG TIME.

Team Fortress 2 belongs soley to Valve. EA has no part in making it and deserves 0% of the credit.

[GameReviewer1987]

Notice the alarm clock in the end

[darlingdee167]

Is this German with a Russian accent?

[mrbob091]

@darlingdee167 ...does not compute

[darlingdee167]

@mrbob091 He's speaking German. To any German speakers, does his German have a Russian accent. You know what I mean?

[kiosh1988]

@darlingdee167

yeah, but I heard better comedians talking with faked russish accent.

[Kebbe666]

@darlingdee167 Russia doesn't exist to Germans.

[2012sandokan]

@darlingdee167 yes.. heavy is russian xDD

[FighterO21]

@darlingdee167

No, russian and german just have some words that sound alike.

[elevadon]

@darlingdee167

[TheLastRainShadow]

@darlingdee167 Yes - a VERY strong accent xD

[Fosten12]

@darlingdee167 yep >.<

[fabianeberle]

LOL

HEAVY IS RUSSIAN

[wonkehcheetah1138]

Everyone in German tf2 are robots...I never knew that.

[TrueXufox]

Ich finde das englische "Who toched my gun?!" viel besser als diese deutsche Version...

[Lightningmaster1997]

"Mein name ist heavy"

sounds liek "my mom is heavy"

[hewtoi]

I've noticed that at 1:11, he doesn't smile like in the other versions 8C

[DeltaA118]

The voice needs a little work no offense

[RandomGuy1994]

It costs 400,000 dollars to learn german... for 12 lessons.

[ketenna]

Heavy is nazi! And Medic is too! I knew it!

[a0001521]

Wahahahahaha?

[Kargoneth]

Wer hat meine Waffe angefasst?

[molseren]

THAT HEAVY IS A MEDIC

OCTOBERFESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

[TheSpyChecker]

1:15 sniper in the backround at the rocks...just a matter of seconds and the heavy will rly meet the bullet that will outmsart him..

[aKritikus]

Thata heavy is Medic :D

[Sp33d3v1l]

lol clock gib

[Wierdoinc]

Oh mein gott! Wer hat Sasha angefast?!

[gecko7564]

"Ohn mien God"

[imthedeadlycracka]

i speak nothing but english and i was able to understand it fluently

[SarethZhukov314]

1:15 lol random alarm clock gore.

[turb0strid3r]

LOLCENSORSHIP

[BluEngi]

AND THIS...IS MUGGYFUFF

[chipmunx]

Is he saying "Heute doch" at the end there?

Is there a meaning for that beyond "Today YES!"?

[GedankeFleisch]

@chipmunx he says HEULT DOCH not HEUT NOCH

HEULT DOCH means CRY SOME MORE

[chipmunx]

@GedankeFleisch Ah, okay, thanks. I have trouble differentiating German words, obviously. =/

[julisimba]

@chipmunx

he is saying "heult doch" that means cry me a river ^^

[julisimba]

@chipmunx he is saying "heult doch" that means cry me a river

heute = today

doch = however,after all

but

doch!! = Yes! (I did, I do)

[Stickfactory]

''Mah naem iz heavy'' ''BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHO!!'' lol laughed my ass off

[fefor18]

@Stickfactory yes me too hahahaha, the english version is totally diferent :P

[Xaragon64DS]

I thought he was going to say, "Ich heiBe Heavy," that first line sounded very English.

The machine gibs actually look cool, it just makes less sense as he's firing at humans and machines. Maybe if he was fighting a team of robots, then it would be better.

[KingBlue]

THE HEAVY IS A MEDIC!

[FissionMetroid101]

LOL, no normal gibs! Just the funny gibs.

[SendeRukr]

German version no blood , why?

[Hairhunttroup]

Germany appears to have a dislike for violent games being on the market

[Mulieri7]

cuz in germany everything including blood and gore is cencored since a massacre at a grammar school -.- i hate it, german myself

[Cocksalsa]

I think it was because in the german version they were heading in a more robot type deal, where they bled oil and the gibs were machine parts, for example: A protruding bone would be a protruding spring.

[t0ymachine23]

who deleted my comment? i bet the nazis did LOL

[Bloodyidit]

@t0ymachine23

Fucking racist.

[MajorJakobs]

This German-dutch Jew does not approve of your comment.

[DarkSnakez0r]

dumb racist. I bet u are 10 years old.

[nortikkafani1]

do nazis exist anymore like they did back in 1940? NO. dumbass

[SpaceTrucker101]

Skinheads exist... But nobody fears them...

[thomasm3ij3r]

Most awesome dub everrr!

[Finnishbastard]

To my Finnish ears he sounds like a Finn who's trying to speak German... Than again, maybe German in Finnish or Russian accent sound so much alike...

[SARGMAJOR]

then let your "Finnish" ears hear a natrual born German speak, not some German thats been diluted with another forigen accent or language not native to German. German and Russian are nothing a like at all.

[Finnishbastard]

I know, I was referring to a foreign person who is TRYING to speak German. I know natural German sounds very different.

[tjksvids]

german is probaly the closest language to english

[lolman12334]

his laugh is perfect XD

[sadysadycool]

not so funny at all....the russina heavy is much more funny the dubbing is AWFUL

[DARKMASTERLINKX]

wow, "oh my god" in german is "oh my god"??

lol now i know how to say that in german!! XD

[Muvlonion]

it's "oh mein gott"

[KernCore]

LOL it's "Oh mein Gott" xD

[tractorboy8420]

well kinda more like oh mein gott lol

[GTAGAMECounterShot]

Yeah but we say " oh mein gott!"

[Xenxe777]

"contains content from EA"

THEY OWN THE UNIVERSE OH NOES

[111111222223]

@Xenxe777 no! google owns the universe.

[GrounderTheRobot]

@Xenxe777

They own the Spore universe

[joeystorm]

It always suprises me how spot-on they are with translation AND lipsync. Must be one hell of a job, if you'd ask me.

[SkieLuluMUGEN]

At least the German Heavy has a dubbed laugh. :P

[Sprocketman]

Yeah, that surprised me. Only language the laugh was dubbed and re-animated to fit the foreign voice. That much, at least, gets props from me.

Can't remember them doing anything like that for the other characters. Even the Scout's yells and 'BONK's remain unchanged.

[SkieLuluMUGEN]

Yeah, that surprised me that they didn't do that. :(

[Zedekia]

I Don't know what some ppl have - I'm german too and like this one in all languages - he really sounds russian :>

[somethjng321]

this should be the new heavy voice, i would never, ever, fuck with this guy

[stinkomanfan]

...Did anyone else know enough German that he just said "I am heavy" instead of "I am heavy weapons guy"

[DarkElviS]

yea... i think the translation is poor compared to the original.i´m german and i even like the russian version better than the german one ^^

[ncaPlankton]

He says "My name is Heavy".

[PartTimeZombie]

Notice that at the end beta-spy doesn't have his armband on. ;)

He sounds a bit camp in this one to me, but the Heavy is my favorite TF2 character, so I forgive him. :D

[MEGAGUY21]

0:47 lol sound like he say something along the lines of "FUCKING MAGGOTS! WHO THE FUCK TOUCH MY GUN?"

[dirtydeedz161]

Is it just me, or did his laugh at the end not have as much... zest?

[Dune1884]

i like the english version better ... this sucks :S

[PivotBeanerGod]

they didnt make it german because they wanted to. they made it because you can buy the orange box in germany.

[DarkSnakez0r]

...You suck...

[Dune1884]

you're just saying that because you're german. Troll....

[DarkSnakez0r]

Yes, i'm saying that because i'm german.

[dmenkhau]

@DarkSnakez0r

Du bist zer nett. :)

[DarkSnakez0r]

Lol^^

It's actually ''sehr'' but you're one of the Americans who are speaking german.

You won my respect, sir :)

[PsychoTails]

lol...ich hab verstanden

"mein name ist herwin"

[georgefitzful]

lol party gibs

[AledoCasizzle]

The part where he screams "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!" is the best bit in all the foreign language versions.

[UberLenovo]

LOL @ his laugh!

[KernCore]

Omg... bei 1:11 kann man sogar kurz die Gibs der zensierten Version sehen xD

[BenjiRoss13]

Notice that there's no blood and guts, but oil and odd machinery instead.

[cookiemaster888]

@BenjiRoss13 Arent violent video games prohibited, or like the gore/blood is removed in germany? because thats what I heard.

[Azkazan]

@BenjiRoss13 Oh my god... They're robots! German robots!

[ShadowNGPF]

@BenjiRoss13 yea well germans try to protect their teens as much as they can....they still fail at it though ^^

[Zender113]

"Mein Name is Heavy!"

echt komisch dasser keinen richtigen namen hat xDD

"manche glauben sie könnten mich überlisten...schon möglich. Schon möglich. Aber können die auch Patrone überlisten?" xDD

HEULT DOCH!!! xDDD

[DarkerWishmaster]

Oh mein Gott.

Wer hat sasha angefasst?

WER HAT MEINE WAFFE ANGEFASST?

[myosram]

sau geil:) englisch sowie deutsche version sind sehr gut gemacht:)

vorallem sind bei beiden versionen die stimmen sehr gut ausgewählt wurden! wäre schön wenn es überall so gute übersetzungen gäbe:)

[PunkRockGuitar153]

oh mein gott wer hat sasha angefasst?

WER HAT MEINE WAFFE ANGEFAST

[ottofan]

im german but i play tf2 in english because german translation and the germans voice are shit xD

[dogthedanny]

doesn't sound good in german xD

[Giluc]

Number 5555 viewer

[AililMacRoth]

still,there is an English version.

so why do people who speak English watch the German one,instead of the English one,then bitch about subtitles?

[emoluffs009]

they have nothing elce to do =/

[chrissx8]

there isnt any censorship in this clip i watched the endlish and german version !

[BollocksUtwat]

OH MEIN GOD!

[N3rf0r]

I liked the Who touched my gun scene MOST!

[Dezzan]

Its weird that valve changed the german and french version a bit from the original.

In this one he got more pin skin and does some other facial moves, kinda cool tho ;) .

[MadMaddin750]

hab ne frage: versteht jemand das was er sagt zwischen : " omg wer hat sascha angefasst" und "wer hat meine waffe angefasst" ??

[fnglert]

"ok"

Er sagt "ok"

[MadMaddin750]

ok thx lol

[AililMacRoth]

why do people say these vids need subtitles? why not just watch the english version if you want to know what they are saying

[Xarx3s]

Because in Germany they have heavy censorship.

[Cortexmelon]

No pun intended.

[DSFARGEG00]

Because the word choice is changed from language to language slightly. This is highly visible in the Russian one, where the Heavy's signature phrase is "Sing while you can" instead of "Cry some more."

[CCMrJones]

Lol Nice one... you can clearly hear the russian accent - nice

[usher90]

Its German

[Bjarkikalashnikov]

Ja, er spricht deutsch aber mit russische Akzent.

[CCMrJones]

man idiot i said accent

[usher90]

what idiot fuck you son of bitch,You know it but not all the world knows that you are the son of 1000 are father

[CCMrJones]

lol wie er abgeht xD

[LucidQuest]

Quote: Soon; valve time. ahahah :) InsaneProjest you're right, Dude...

[RainingMetal]

Video needs subtitles.

[DMGaina]

his voice really sucks...

[acepilotf14]

Come on valve, we need a MEET THE SPY!

[Cabledude]

Maybe you've already met him you just didn't realize it...

[acepilotf14]

Oh yes we had tea and krumpets yesterday, but then he stabbed me and it wasn't all that great.

[Pertie]

meet the spy will be created soon ;)

[InsaneProject]

Soon; valve time.

[CCMrJones]

reely`?