Re: How to tie a tie

[contrapezist]

Im still trying to figure out what the fuck a tie is???? Holy shit my mom told me not to put shit around my neck too.

Got a new sewing machine Dave. Double needle useful for parachutes and other fun err I mean dangerous things.

One thing is to be said tho a good well fit suit is a guarenteed way to be able to take a shit in some nice places.

[skorchedutopia]

I'm sure Scary Dave is quite the master of knots, judging from the quality of that rope discovered under the bed. I don't imagine the mastery to extend into the frilly aesthetics of business wear, however, despite the valiant attempt.

Always a fan.

[thechurchofdave]

@skorchedutopia That was some seriously nice climbing rope wasn't it? hehe You are the first person to notice:)

[skorchedutopia]

@thechurchofdave: Climbing rope. Under the bed. Lovely.

Seriously, though. I've seen a good deal of your videos and this one is just so damn characteristic of what I imagine to be, "The Church of Dave." A good laugh.

[ralf7253]

How did i know u were gonna make a noose(prob spelt wrong)

That was hilarious, luved how u skipped goin through the 'holes'!

Wouldn't a court just luv it if u turned up wearing that?!?!?

[darthfade01]

haa yeah

[lauragcfc]

LMAO! wooo :D

[Ornolfr]

The traditional noose only has six coils.

[YardHorse]

100% FUCK THE HOLE!!

[cardellacole1]

super cool he no fool

[Cyclonebg]

Yeah, I saw the end inevitably approaching, but the process was very entertaining.

[Kohl93]

nice. i always enjoy watching scarydave. others may claim their channels are comedy, but dave's is one of the few that fit the description. thx again, dave. peace :)

[MjrLow]

would be interesting to wear something like that to a wedding or such... very unique.

[Kohl93]

u could wear it to a wedding, but they always wear those ones at funerals too. wait a minute....

[SuperSaiyan877]

Haha funny as always!

[TheJmaster06]

Hey Dave. You got the directions wrong and you made the rope into a noose. was that suppose to be the joke??

[LilCav68]

'I saw it in a movie once'.. I am not asking...

[eire138]

That looks right to me, at least thats how I wear 'em....

[TheJmaster06]

LMAO that's my favorite part too!! "Fuck The Hole!" LMAO!!

[twistedbeauty0811]

lmao "fuck the hole" hahaha

[PEACendwarWORLDpeace]

what a riot your channel is. just reading the comments implodes all thoughts of suicide!

i think that's what i meant to say but neveReally sure.

[willana1]

you didnt get it right in the end though dave! thats the joke isnt it?

[WhenUdecid2LeavYTme2]

H a p p y B i r th d a Y?

[thechurchofdave]

WhenUdecid2LeavYTme2 : pretty soon ;) 29th ;)

[PEACendwarWORLDpeace]

hey scareydave! that's nice, but you help us celebratEveryday! happy birthmoment at least once a day.

peace from japan! eLi G.

[osmox36]

For your next trick you should put a glass rod down your peehole and bend your weiner a little bit.

[osmox36]

I like Cake.

[evilmandark]

lol good one :D

[ummahofone]

Looks great.

[Frequency100]

LOL Nice job

[ShannWatson]

I'm trying to work out whether if i met you in a dark alley i would be terrified, i'm still not sure.

Anyway I personally think you should wear a tutu, whirl a hulahoop round your waste, have a nun in a headlock all while slapping your back over each shoulder with a wet kipper, hmm? Tell me, if you had a large amount of back hair, would you consider platting it and selling it on for charity?

Yours Sincerly

Shann Watson

[thechurchofdave]

ShannWatson : If I ever make it big, I am gonna hire you as a writer ;)

[calilivin7]

This shit is hilarious, hole #2. Stay away from that one.

[DiamondTrinity64]

Lmao, Interesting stuff, made me laugh:P

I love your tattoos, especially the egyptian eye's of horus, and the tribal Art!

[ialex8]

hahaha nice gallowos not i mean tie not.

[MVSRedRover]

TOO DAMNED FUNNY! Great stuff once again!

[thechurchofdave]

Thank you all for the wonderful comments:) Even the negative ones ;) Freedom of speech is alive an well at thechurchofdave! More videos on the way so keep checkin my home page! Thanks again!

[dctim]

Absolute Genius! Dave you rule! I see you know CKTV! :D

[Apaskrati]

your a saint

[fantasi123]

not funny

[enchlot2]

you're awesome man i was laughing so hard while watching this -5 stars.

[odinncool]

nice vid

[WigglyMiggly]

Brilliant.

[boredjoey]

omfg lmao

[TheJmaster06]

ROTFLOL That is fucking Funny!!

[superloaf69]

Go through the hole... go through the other hole. HA HA HA LMFAO

[Ottawarocket]

lol this is freaking funny...good one

Rocket

[bollox316]

dave your a legend mate

[dctim]

Dave..... Marry me!

[marasmius]

You look gorgeous in a noose. Beautiful tatts, too! :D

[Tessah06]

I want you to do a video on how to tie a noose. I've always wanted to learn but have never figured it out.

[wigglehips]

heyyyy I recognize that rope !

[modernoracle]

LOL! Great stuff Dave!!!

[ViciousChildHoku]

Like a deadly cat with a ball of yarn. X)

[h2omanjace]

Youre supposed to follow the accompanying visuals! The Visuals!!!

[thechurchofdave]

What are you people laughin at?

Insensitive bastards!

[PEACendwarWORLDpeace]

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[Sermarfil]

YA! FUCK THE HOLE!

[lilvoyce]

hahahahahah

[dazzfunster]

now we go thro the other hole.. were defenatley skipping that step.. uh huh huh

[kenrg]

"...my lawyer pointed out to me that it's probably time to learn..." LOL Best reason I've heard for putting on a tie.

[Sheryl777]

Now I understand more fully why you call yourself "scary dave" lmao

[hinoraito]

haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha this is definitely going in my favorites.

[thesmiths1013]

LOL, you are one funny dude!

[LeopardJoy]

I found that oddly arousing. Was that wrong? lol

[mammagraham]

love the tats bro you crack me up bro

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha!I tie my tie the same way.....using the same words.

[Beatleologist]

Man, you never fail to crack me up! Thanks for the laugh!