Yes, Yumela from the first post... Its true, but its not bad for her to think that she is boring him... She should try to do a hard job to score with him also, if she doesnt impress him: BAN
Listen, if you want to appeal to the woman next to you, be her known or not, appeal to the mother within her! All of them, at some point in time, want to be a mother, right? So, while you're starting up a conversation, lean over and begin shitting yourself! Fall to the ground, all helpless like and start screaming: Mommy! Mommy! If she drops to her knees and starts changing you, it was meant to be! If she does'nt, it never was!
few things wrong with this video, for one, idk if thats your dildo, i 100% hope not, or if you got it out your sisters room, if you baut it for this movie, you should kill your self, about the talking about ex, never talk about it, even if they ask, and the last thing, about talking to the other person like they were your friend, works every time, but just make shour no girl sees you with that dildo or you wount be able to get laid no matter how hard you try
That was the dumbest video ever...you can't even hear their stupid ass dialogue. The only exception is the Monthy Python song as the end. I wish it didn't show up in every related video list for Tom Waits.
this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but you know, we're not stupid. being manipulative (fake complimenting just to score points) is not going to get you any.
for the scene with his ma, a boom would have done the trick. for the rest, a cam mike or body mike would have don fine. kinda wish that part with his ma was subtitled, tho
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crobaron 4 years ago
Yes, Yumela from the first post... Its true, but its not bad for her to think that she is boring him... She should try to do a hard job to score with him also, if she doesnt impress him: BAN
constanking 5 years ago
That was cool. I'd love to recommend that to the guys who want to get a great date on webdate_dot_com.
courtneyfoxylady 5 years ago
The slap was the best part.
ChillyThaKid 5 years ago
I thought this was great! Very funny!
amyboo78 5 years ago
Does David DeAngelo know about this?
eochi100 5 years ago
Sexy masturbation video, boys.
Ralizah 5 years ago
he says to his grandma "would you fuck me if i had a two inch dick" she says "no" and than he replies " good cuz its eight inches"
wiseguy2590 5 years ago
That shower scene was the best. I had to stop watching there because I was laughing too hard. =)
pagan22 5 years ago
Listen, if you want to appeal to the woman next to you, be her known or not, appeal to the mother within her! All of them, at some point in time, want to be a mother, right? So, while you're starting up a conversation, lean over and begin shitting yourself! Fall to the ground, all helpless like and start screaming: Mommy! Mommy! If she drops to her knees and starts changing you, it was meant to be! If she does'nt, it never was!
wwjerry13 5 years ago
does this mean I get to suck boobies like a baby???
ThornBeach 5 years ago
what does he say to his mom or grandma
atticusl3 5 years ago
whos GRANDMOTHER was that!!!! lol this is too funny!
nycole626 5 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure that midget weeman reject gets all the ladies.
krazygreen 5 years ago
dont try that it will never work because I'AM A...
GIRL
ArcTheLad123 5 years ago
Oh...Now I know, how life works !!! thx
Tschamie 5 years ago
That was dumb. :P
b1ackroses 5 years ago
few things wrong with this video, for one, idk if thats your dildo, i 100% hope not, or if you got it out your sisters room, if you baut it for this movie, you should kill your self, about the talking about ex, never talk about it, even if they ask, and the last thing, about talking to the other person like they were your friend, works every time, but just make shour no girl sees you with that dildo or you wount be able to get laid no matter how hard you try
KasperCopy 5 years ago
this was retarted.
18miles 5 years ago
That was the dumbest video ever...you can't even hear their stupid ass dialogue. The only exception is the Monthy Python song as the end. I wish it didn't show up in every related video list for Tom Waits.
chomskyrow 5 years ago
bring up the dialog or reduce the volume of the sound track, otherwise, very funny insofar as what I could actually hear.
axelcom 5 years ago
this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but you know, we're not stupid. being manipulative (fake complimenting just to score points) is not going to get you any.
viciousmeow 5 years ago
so this guy knows all about picking up the chicks, eh? i am impressed
kingzmenknights 5 years ago
I'm with ambersumiko.
bigalke 5 years ago
for the scene with his ma, a boom would have done the trick. for the rest, a cam mike or body mike would have don fine. kinda wish that part with his ma was subtitled, tho
insertcoolname 5 years ago
AWESOME!
gordorules 6 years ago
well, it definatly worked on me ;D
TheAshley 6 years ago
christ this man is a fucking weirdo , and its seems he doesnt have any social skills . GET A LIFE
fintan 6 years ago
I loved you in the original Willy Wonker.
MedullaPancreas 6 years ago
dude get a microphone!
can't hear anything you said w/ your ma! :)
hanamakiroll 6 years ago
Try using a boom mic for the dialogue, or body mics.
gluvox12 6 years ago
Quite funny, but the music was a bit too loud at some points. Props for the Monty Python song at the end.
etovakala 6 years ago
Rule #1 don't wear pink shirts with stupid sayings on them.
Rule #2 don't wear fatass gino chains period, especially over your pink shirts with stupid sayings on them.
ambersumiko 6 years ago
Oh, but you see, if you just keep agreeing with the girl, the girl may think she's boring you.
YumeLa 6 years ago
yeah, or that you have no personality of your own and are just trying to score points.
viciousmeow 5 years ago
awesome :)
kiwnix 6 years ago