Roger Clemens Admits All

[vanbeek16]

i bet he has GYNO!

even my ass is on

steroids!!

steroids steroids

hahaha

[henryhharold]

and inject steroids into my body .... hilarious

[funkyflights]

This is so dam funny.....



[greendayfan4100]

i knew it!

[JohnnyBakery]

Big Yankee fan and a fan of Clemens. This was very funny. Very well done. I was reading about Roger and this came up, and I thought, "What? I gotta see this." A pleasant surprise.

[heavysaucer]

wow this is funny months and months later too!

[LilRanDy920]

Lol great video 

[CoolSteve77]

I know "steroids" is coming up in each sentence and I still laugh my ass off.

[MrTKDTV]

lol this is so fuckinq funny i swear

[GetOffOfAIM]

this is SO FUNNY, especially because the editing is obvious

[Maudogg18]

Hilarious !

[lilCaucasian]

FAKE. GAY. PHOTOSHOPPED.

[posada432]

I'm a Yankee fan and that was FUNNY!

[hlfinally]

At 0:46 when he says"when the LA Times reported that I use steroids, I said it was not true then...", you need to edit out the "not".

[JT8800]

@CF40-Aw, what's with the language? You been goin' down on your father with that mouth? Must be tangy for an angry shit-heel from..."HI I'M FROM NEW YORK AND I"M JUST SO SAD ABOUT THE METS" WHY CAN'T SOMEONE SPANK MY DOPEY BUTTOCKS...? Nice to have mets ya!

[brooklynnite86]

im very thankful for those...STEROIDS

[stephenouma]

Well Done

[derek12593]

lmfao

[mazafuzle]

my children...use steriods HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[OCdodgerfan88]

LOL Good stuff

[dethmag]

Why bring his fuckin kids into it?

[davejones8]

@dethmag roger brought his kids into it. He is the one talking these are his words

[dethmag]

@davejones8 Oh ok.. gee thanks, it finally took someone 1 month to answer my question. 

[cordedpoodle]

Sports builds charater!!! and if you can't keep up we have a job in the military for you.

[buddo1999]

Paraphrased by Bud Crawford, Let those in congress that are without sin/lies

cast the first judgment to Roger Clemens.

[JMK1998]

He tried to make a monkey out of baseball fans, now it's his turn to be made a monkey of.

Great wines improve with age, not athletes

[funkyflights]

LOL.... dude this is so funny....

[lilianna426]

this is fucken stupid!!!!!

[pjicleanair420]

finally the truth

[tylenol2k7]

lol!

[zemiska]

ROFLCOPTER

[slicknicknirvana]

Freakin hilarious.

[ciccone39]

This admission must of been what just got him indicted.

[WatchmenNo1]

Thou shall not lie to congress. Congress and congress only shall lie to you.

[FireFytingNut]

ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!

[ActaNonVerba71]

The mental image of him sitting down with old arse Mike Wallace and whipping out his needle and injecting steroids is hilarious.

[ActaNonVerba71]

That's hilarious.

[terrorsquadlith]

STEROIDS

[steroidsR4phonies]

STEROID CHEATER

[mrlomax30]

UR EDITING IS SHIT!

[CrazyCubsFan10]

Thats funny. Also you did a good job putting this together.

[julianoa4l]

"After Christmas ill sit down with Mike Wallis and inject steroids into my body"

"And umm, I'm very thankful for those steroids."

LMFAOO. Great upload.

I cant stop laughing.

[HankTh3Dwarf]

steeeroiiids

[ralves912]

then what's your excuse, noobornot?



[888MackenZie888]

Lol. So funny

[RedTulie1]

this is a bogus vid; at least post something that hasn't been chopped up and manipulated

[ColdDish1]

im going to sit down with Mike Wallace of 60 minutes and inject steroids LMAO

[spagandtuna]

I see that McNamee appeared before some congressional committee today. What is taking so long to make this Clemens scumbag pay for lying to Congress. If he doesn't get indicted for perjury, I hope future witnesses shit all over Congress.

[TheBaseballplaya39]

LOL!!!!!

[Alchemy122276]

Clemens is innocent

[wero9000]

You're still our god Roger.

Fuck those who tried to tarnish your light.

Americans try to destroy their own sport ,assholes.

[Frozen4pe]

@wero9000 more like americans keeping it an american sport without these cheaters, take that shit elsewhere be like nolan ryan and do it the right way, not to mention yankees have enough money to buy there way to the series everytime and over 4 series wins they had steroid users playing for them

[wero9000]

@Frozen4pe be competitive

play sports and then talk

stupid

[spagandtuna]

@wero9000 Yes, Clemens is the god for dirtbag cunts like you, no doubt.

[TeamNassTv]

lmfao "thx to steroird" .. !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joebot64]

I have to hand it to you, I laughed during pretty much this whole video. He never did admit it though did he?

[connerjo44]

@Joebot64 he didnt i know him

[slimtechn]

lmao "my children use steroids"

[JT8800]

What's dumber-taking the time to put this hack/edit job together and post it, or taking the time to comment on it. BR123-come on, having fun is one thing, but this is just outright lying. Take it down.

[CF40]

@JT8800 Why watch it and comment if you dont like it? Faggot

[forayker]

ur fuckin gay grow up

[Stifledsubmission]

hahha

[Calordamor]

@SarahNelsont where u from??

[Calordamor]

Roidger Clemens

[pitbullbaseball]

Im wondering why theres no scandals about people in the NFL doing roids everyone knows their doing yet rarely ever get caught. In baseball they don't even make you a better player and football is all about being able to push people around roids would definitely be more of an advantage there

[luman97]

And I want to thank... Steriods

[lopezgugg]

this is FAKE

[stephenbyce]

no shit sherlock - thats why it's funny

[TheRevolutionCanada]

No shit sherlock, What was your first clue?

[krogdog]

@lopezgugg Actually, this is the real version of his testimony. The one we saw on TV was the edited version.

[connerjo44]

@krogdog he your funny...not

[wetard2188]

I head Senator Mitchell is going after the MLS and WNBA leagues in 2011. He's currently building a case based on results leaked from a raid of a Swedish "spa-like" health facilty. Reports indicate upwards of 60% of the centers in the WNBA tested positive. Shocking Stuff.

[masterofreruns]

Even the steroids use steroids.

[mxpassion17]

Greedy druggie cheater. LOSER!!! in real life

[billmaxxx]

This report is simply true.

[boz987]

Brilliant, funny thing is he would be more respected if he actually had said this. All these cheaters should have their names removed from record books forever....like they never played.

[Blaze1071]

Pitchers in their mid-30s don't GAIN several mph on the fastball without steroids. He's a cheater - no better than McGwire.

[shimerian]

I misremembered he was a great pitcher.  No HOF.

[HankTh3Dwarf]

steeeroiiiids

[bubbadude117]

LMFAO @

"My children - USE STEROIDS."

INJECTED INTO MY BODY

[S0c0J0e]

lmfao

[nyfan226]

lol mad funny

[schweinhund]

lmao

[yankees11100]

dude im not gonna lie to u tht was funny lol but u can get in trouble for switchin the words and shit if roger clemens watches this he can get the cops on you bc he didnt rly say tht but tht was kinda funny lol

[othergaming]

lame cheap editing... but I'm not complaining. That was HILLARIOUS!

[joeguy02]

@othergaming That's what makes it hilarious.

[glasforex]

=))))))))))))))0

[JONAVANN24]

you can can get in big big troble

[baseballguy2186]

hahahahaha!

[howdyimme]

BR123? Bleacher report 123?

[OCdodgerfan88]

haha

If only he played as an honest pitcher like Maddux.

[BMinhas24]

he prob has a 1 inch dick

[noobornot]

steroids shriink ur balls not ur dick

[finerbiner]

@noobornot What a relief. Where can I get this scrote shriinker?

[JackSureshot]

shame on these roid head over paid, assholes, and in a non contact sport to beat, I would get it it football and hockey playes used it as much, but no, this is all due to no salary cap cartel which is MLB, I dont watch or go to the games anymore, its as real and fair as WWF these days, overpaid steroid monkeys all need to be banned for life, and give fans back their ticket money back. steroid users are all fags, any sport, any time, FAGS.

[legioncoleke]

Fess up you Fag

[maggfann]

that was halirious steriod suck kids they dont help u they will kill u and the will ruin your rupetation david ortiz and manny and barry and alex and sammy and roger got that

[MrYankees4life]

seriously u guys are retarted your just mad bcuz u could never be that good noone could u guys are retards steroids hardly do shit go clemens and go yankees u guys are just gay go watch tennis and stop watching espn all day d bag anyone can go clemens did steroids and espn will believe it

[rioyonex]

great job of editing......HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH H AH AH AH AH H AH AH AH ....sorry roger......no hall of fame 4 u

[ballstothewall777]

hilarious

[CER621212]

What the heck..... whoever made this video is retarded you are framing an innocent man LEAVE HIM ALONE!

[ViciouslyCold]

He isn't innocent but you are ignorant. Not only did he do steriods but he also had an affair with a minor in real life. Only those who don't wanna face reality and his family would believe he is innocent.

[bbucini]

omg..so funny.........."after this ima sit down with mike wallace and inject steroids into my body".......lmao

[guitarmagic95]

hahaha i couldn't stop laughing! the awnser is i use steroids!

[Judgingis4losers]

congress should not take away the right of the individual to choose what medications they will take to improve the quality of their lifes!!!!!!

[urzadek]

Clemens biggest flaw isn't his steroid use, its the fact that his ego is bigger than his inflated head... basically, he didn't seek out 60 minutes and tape phone calls to try to improve the quality of his life, he did it for his own self-glorification

[kody2203]

i cant believe you could make video about an innocent man that has never tested positive on a drug test EVER and no one believes him. this video blows u should delete it. who r u going to believe a rapist drugy (mcnamee) or the best pitcher that every walked this earth

[indegruv]

IDIOT ALERT

[akotr3mor]

WOW you are an imbecile! "best pitcher that every walked the earth"? first your grammar is horrendous, second Cy Young and Satchel Paige are the greatest pitchers to "every" walk the earth. How you can EVER make that claim is idiotic! I say instead of putting an asterisk on Bonds 756, let's put one on his 7 Cy Young's, his 4000 strike outs, and his 300+ wins because he went from kind of good, to shitty, to kinda good, to unhittable in his career. Dave Stewart was a better pitcher anyways!

[spamsamman]

whoever made this video is an asshole and should choke on their own vomit

[Frip88]

"I'm almost numb, to these steroids". Ha!

[gomuskegonjacks]

ha ha ha it would be so funny if he actually said these things

[vara411]

Hi-friggin-larious

[gotya009]

wow a white man admitting something wrong ,that everyone think he was right to do cause hes white ,the white baseball leauge said roger did a great job taking drugs so lets give him a tap on the hand ,cause hes white ,espn said lets not drag his name in the mud ,and show him everyday as the weak low life bastard he is cause hes white ,espn said we dont do white people like that cause were white too we only hurt black people ,we show them to people to degrade them ,cause we like doing it

[akotr3mor]

EXACTLY!! They rip Bonds because he's not media friendly, but they'll suck Roger Clemens tiny cock 'cause he's WHITE!

[steroidsR4losers]

...

[iamwealthy01]

LO!LLL!!!!!!!!!

[N6ACM]

yoooooooooooo!!!! this shit is the best. brithened up my day. i was bored as shit today and decided to look up roger clemens for no reason and saw this! you are awesome!!!

hope you can do a Manny Ramirez joint too.

although i love Manny and i dont think he's guilty but if he is..wow..im done with baeseball too!

[N6ACM]

no shit dumb fuck.

[jogschneider]

Ahoy, '09, May 12th Mates, and 3 less Pirates, OMG, I think I might have been injected w/ the ole Steroids, but only in the last 9 years, well ,there was that one time in Mississippi, at the hospital, knee trouble, well , maybe itwas cortizone, to be specific. I'd like to see some sports/investigative reporter, do a real comparison of our Saint Roger Clemens' body in a diagnostic PHOTO as balanced up known Steroid users. And Mates he will be exonerated. Where the heck is N.Ryan?

[youngrizzle2003]

since i found out about manny ramiroid, im done with baseball.....you are all now guilty until proven innocent

[19PHS74]

Shave your back Rachel!

[mikeisLA]

LOL

[krogdog]

Actually, this is the real version of his interview. The one we saw on TV was the fake one.

[ajsofia]

"After Christmas I'll sit down with Mike Wallace and inject steroids" Killer awsome job

[Theflyinhawaiian2000]

Lol

[gunsnroses346]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[amirla84]

no shit bitch

[jeenyuswood]

inject steroids or human growth hormone into my body.......my extended family use steroids

[TheArithrix]

I love how he has to remind everyone that he has 300 wins with that banner. What a goof.

[NoitALUMIS]

fuking juicer

[amirla84]

my children use steroid. hahaha

[RaptoRsAreTecMo]

that was fucking hilarious

[jhnesunshine]

This is 100% stupid.

[Dragonfiss]

Love this lol

[KG2335435]

Man, this video never gets old... effing hilarious

[littleba208]

this is funny as hell

[tylersalminen]

LOL- TOO FUNNY!!! I love it!!

[Jiltedin2007]

I'm rolling on the Floor laughing at this!

[gchild320]

this is classic

[JackTNguyenSC]

:32 to 1:00 is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[TWade209]

haha hilarious fuck clemens and bonds they r both juicers haha oh and not to mention good one seattlepilot69 A-ROID!!! hahaha

[MurrayRide]

The New York Yankees use steroids. LOL

[giantyankee123]

The Yankees RULE

[jlfahrer]

And use steroids. And can't win with that huge payroll. Watch Burnett become Pavano 2 while Teixeira does nothing special.

[Raysrule3]

ha ha fuck u clemens u dirty piece of trash

[jeterscheaters]

that yankee logo should have a dirty needle on it. JOSE CANSECO RULES!

[NYyanksrule2]

Are you serious? You are actually gonna say something about Roids, and then you are gonna say Jose Canseco rules? He did steroids too.

[Frasure3000]

i know, lol. Jose Canseco was the very first face of the steroid era....now its barry bonds and roger clemens.

[giantyankee123]

funny

[imdashiz]

lmao

[seattlepilot69]

you got another yankee cheater now A-ROID!

[TWade209]

A-ROID!!! HAHAHA!!!

[oOSweetbabyOo]

LOL! this is awesome!

[giantyankee123]

lol!!!

[gleonx33]

ahahahah

[Greefus]

sloppy hick

[billmaxxx]

ROFL! This makes me think about that Simpsons episode, where Homer goes on the Rock Bottom Show ("I just want her sweet sweet s-s-s-sweet can")

[fprescot]

i appreciate the video, but these "homemade parodies" are a bit cliche and really annoying when you're trying to find the actual video.

[lhh4531]

well done, you should be a video editor at fox news.

[CharlesNigro]

He probably is one already.

[solobeavis66]

Did'nt George W. Bush use to own the Texas Rangers who then traded for Jose Canseco shortly after he purchased them? Last I heard Canseco's limbs are about to fall off, and his home run at Sky Dome when the Oakland Anabolics played the Toronto Blue Jays in the ALCS is still on it's way up and that game was played in the early 90's. Costas's call of that home run still makes me laugh. If you don't know what I'm getting at, do a youtube search on Prescott Bush, W.'s Grandfather, hope that helps

[NYyanksrock]

Haahahha!!! Man I was dissapointed when the Roger Clemens steroids thing was discovered, but hey! This is hillarious!!!

[mastastonia]

SENATOR!

he was never on steriods

[clayco305]

damn dats fucked up

[MACKATTACK1970]

WHO GIVE A FLYING F%#K IF HE USED STERIODS OR NOT.

Maybe if we didn't waste time with Senate Hearings regarding this bullshit our government could have spent some time investigating all the Wall Street Crooks and Bankers who have bankrupted our nation.

I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT A PROFESSIONAL OR AMATUER ATHLETE DOES OR INJECTS!

[akuonye]

so do u care if bonds used steriods, i bet u weren't saying that when bonds was the only one

[vln1972]

lmaooooooooooooooooooo damn come clean Roger we know u did use Steroids.....!

[akuonye]

no we need two barry bonds

[CARMSFAV]

No Shit, Sherlock!

[martinstatic]

xD funny as hell