hahahahaahahahaa this is hilarious! Yes, I'm a huge slipknot fan, and I still think this is funny as fuck, I mean, not everybody likes this band, and I like to see how people express themselves to that, and I like dave's YouTube poops of slipknot! so enjoy this guy's vids, they are clever and funny!
Wow, even though I kinda don't like what you've been doing with Slipknot, because, yes, I am a fan, I think this is hilarious. People need to lighten up, because you're expressing your opinion and your distaste for a band that many others find as the "greatest band of all time". So even though I really like the band, I know where you're comin' from. So people, seriously, stop being douches, let the guy have a break, because you know what he does is funny, and enjoy this poop.
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The maker of this stupid shit needs to die! And Corey taylor is a fucking moron! Fuck slipknot! They haven't been good since the first cd! And you disagree I don't care and respond and bash me all you want I don't give a fucking shit!!! and and and and fuck you! NIGGERS!
paranoiddave, you rule. i loved slipknot back when the first album was released, and i still enjoy them, but i'm far from a m/13 fanboy faggot. seriously, your eyeless vids rating is THREE AND A HALF FUCKING STARS? how fucking retarded can people get? it should be nothing less than five full stars. fucksakes. this vid is fun too.
not cool dude.... in fact the mighty boosh pic for half a second was funny but the sissy song was to far i demand you stop or a shall go to youtube's highest authorities to shut you down..
@punkoid2 I kinda like slipknot (-one of my friends got me into them a little), but still, Paul Mcartney whos fucking 68, could kick the shit out of Corey Taylor
Such an eloquent response, you moron. I'm laughing at a clever parody of a shit band, not insulting you, idiot. I think SlipKnot suck, if they take issue with that, then I await there response, but until such time, stop taking it personally, grow a pair and hopefully you'll make it through puberty with your dignity intact, faggot.
When does the official action figure set come out.I wish they would film "Phantom Of The Park 2",and keep the legacy of bad acting by musicians,like KISS...ALIVE!!! (pardon the pun).
and secondly you've probably never even listened to Cold Fury.....so if Clockwork Sniper (one of Bristols biggest local bands btw) think we're good then the only reaction I can see coming from you is a glowing green aura of Jealousy. :P
Please PLEASE come along, if only for my own amusement. It'll do you some good to learn what a real band sounds like.
His mask reminds me of a toilet it's stupid.
Doomlor19 2 weeks ago
Sissy song is sissy.
m4ssee 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Paranoidave
Corey taylor is a fucking beast, before he joined slipknot he never did any screaming and now he is a renowned heavy vocalist.
I say all you slipknot haters have a right to hate them, but don't make them look stupid because THAT is immature.
rednaxela694 8 months ago
this editing of the original clip is...you guessed it, stupid
vimreepa 9 months ago
hahahahaahahahaa this is hilarious! Yes, I'm a huge slipknot fan, and I still think this is funny as fuck, I mean, not everybody likes this band, and I like to see how people express themselves to that, and I like dave's YouTube poops of slipknot! so enjoy this guy's vids, they are clever and funny!
TheFrigginAwesome 1 year ago
I remember watching that promo vid, I was like "WTF? Is Corey on crack?"
MoOsHw 1 year ago
hay!!!
sic1mohawk 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MALSIV 1 year ago
Wow, even though I kinda don't like what you've been doing with Slipknot, because, yes, I am a fan, I think this is hilarious. People need to lighten up, because you're expressing your opinion and your distaste for a band that many others find as the "greatest band of all time". So even though I really like the band, I know where you're comin' from. So people, seriously, stop being douches, let the guy have a break, because you know what he does is funny, and enjoy this poop.
Vezonmasta 1 year ago
@Vezonmasta Thumbs all the way up! :D
missprezkid27 1 year ago
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I'd rather get genital warts than get a ticket for a Slipknot concert.
LessthanJake14 1 year ago
@LessthanJake14 ... Or you could sell the ticket or just muss the concert..
TomLobbanify 1 year ago
@LessthanJake14 You should know - you've already gotten one of those, and I'm not talking about the Slipknot concert ticket...
chelseasmile696 1 year ago
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@chelseasmile696 A singular wart? Well that's easily taken care of.
Would you like me to grate it in to your food?
LessthanJake14 1 year ago
@LessthanJake14 Singular? Right... well at least you had the courage to admit it.
chelseasmile696 1 year ago
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@chelseasmile696 "you should know - you've gotten one of those"
Does somebody not know what they're saying? Awwwww.
LessthanJake14 1 year ago
@LessthanJake14 "A singular wart"
Quote yourself.
chelseasmile696 1 year ago
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@chelseasmile696 I'm not denying that, dawg.
Why, you wanna share?
LessthanJake14 1 year ago
Do one for a faggy emo band like My Chemical Romance!! THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
TheBipolarBullet 1 year ago
Holy shit
He sounds like Tourettes Guy
jerseythedevil 2 years ago
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The maker of this stupid shit needs to die! And Corey taylor is a fucking moron! Fuck slipknot! They haven't been good since the first cd! And you disagree I don't care and respond and bash me all you want I don't give a fucking shit!!! and and and and fuck you! NIGGERS!
drummerjdb 2 years ago
Hey! You know you're stupid!
-OC
nicesweater 2 years ago
so... you dont like slipknot? and yet you hate dave? He has uploaded 3 videos taking the piss outta slipknot you retard
ryangaston88 2 years ago
Wow.. Niggers? Really? Dumb. Ass.
Attihran 2 years ago
Define "Dumb"...
drummerjdb 2 years ago
Dumb (Adj)
- 1: lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted; drummerjdb
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Thank you paranoid <3
Attihran 2 years ago
all of america you know your stupid lol
gdfobmcrsum41 2 years ago
paranoiddave, you rule. i loved slipknot back when the first album was released, and i still enjoy them, but i'm far from a m/13 fanboy faggot. seriously, your eyeless vids rating is THREE AND A HALF FUCKING STARS? how fucking retarded can people get? it should be nothing less than five full stars. fucksakes. this vid is fun too.
finowa 2 years ago
Ok just.. just stop being obsessed with slipknot take the mic outa urm... akon, dizee rascal?
tongueey 2 years ago
I d rather listen to new in flames than shitknot
is that bad?
wootarger 2 years ago
...no
by comparison InFlames' new album is fucking Whoracle crossed with Lunar Strain compared to ANY slipknot!
ryangaston88 2 years ago
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fuck U man !...
susi619 2 years ago
hahaha corey taylor is a chud bucket!
panteradeth 2 years ago
wow you actually made them look good its great and the beatles rock! p.s. i listen to other things other than slipknot like hmm i unno BLACK METAL
SlipknoTMaggoT118 2 years ago
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Ecko486 2 years ago
Your name suggests otherwise.
barnickd 2 years ago
Excellent work!!
And the insertion of the Beatles song cracked me up!
MikeMentzerWasMental 2 years ago
Probably would of gone better with Avril Lavigne with the whole hey hey you you.
soulofshiver 2 years ago
cum shower!
BooVII 2 years ago
lolz
HorizonEffect 2 years ago
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lmao shitknot suck, gay masks and shit
b4con94 2 years ago
Haunches del gato, biotches.
superiorgreyfox 2 years ago
not cool dude.... in fact the mighty boosh pic for half a second was funny but the sissy song was to far i demand you stop or a shall go to youtube's highest authorities to shut you down..
maggots rise!!!!1
punkoid2 2 years ago
calling the Beatles "sissy" was WAY TOO FAR!.
If anything I should shut YOU down for such a remark!
Paranoidave 2 years ago
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Nascarfan880 1 year ago
@punkoid2 I kinda like slipknot (-one of my friends got me into them a little), but still, Paul Mcartney whos fucking 68, could kick the shit out of Corey Taylor
Nascarfan880 1 year ago
"IT IS DROP D TIME"
"NO DAD, NO!"
LivingDeadVideos 2 years ago
are they going to play in ireland??ever
BlueDudeGuyPerson 2 years ago
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gabocrbll 2 years ago
Ha, owned!
t3hFunt 2 years ago
fuck you too
punkoid2 2 years ago
Such an eloquent response, you moron. I'm laughing at a clever parody of a shit band, not insulting you, idiot. I think SlipKnot suck, if they take issue with that, then I await there response, but until such time, stop taking it personally, grow a pair and hopefully you'll make it through puberty with your dignity intact, faggot.
t3hFunt 2 years ago
[insert meme phrase here]
OmgItsGaryBusey 2 years ago
HEY! xDDDDDD
mester90 2 years ago
Why is Mr. Taylor telling people not to come to his show? Isn't that a bit counterproductive?
samster317 2 years ago
It is reverse psychology. By telling people the truth, they want to lie to themselves.
Therefor, people come to their show and cheer, thinking that they really are the greatest metal band evar.
LivingDeadVideos 2 years ago
weres everyone else???
ilovemusic2death 2 years ago
bahahahahahaha rofl
timma00004 2 years ago
is that berzerker at the end
rgmztxy 2 years ago
Alec Empire - Everything Starts with a fuck
Paranoidave 2 years ago
the concert clips in this give me the same feeling as adult swim advertising for a teen night club.
WoodSideRock 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking great
Yardiggan 2 years ago
This is pretty special XD
LockhartLoveless 2 years ago
That was great! HEY! You're stupid!
nicksmithexperience 2 years ago
wtf is that harlequin fetus doing there
Bananamatic 2 years ago
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FangTheWolf12 2 years ago
shame you couldn't put more "effert" into learning English.
The only thing this is supposed to do is give people a cheap giggle, I'm not naive enough to think this is gonna make slipknot dissappear. sorry ;)
Paranoidave 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious!!!!!!
brothermopsy 2 years ago
Looks like you just got owned.
ienjoyhummus 2 years ago
holy shit i lol'ed til i shit myself
linkthemain 2 years ago
yea its not the best promo
streader007 2 years ago
ahhh nice one mate xD
HarryCorp 2 years ago
Mayhem festival sucks.
I'll stick to real festivals like Hole in the Sky or Wacken.....
But yeah Dave, I was there.
Was pretty amazing.
thatmansonkid 2 years ago
Coheed and cambria, you know ur stoopid! lol
noobishdumbberry 2 years ago
I seriously Lol'd at this XD
MinxieLoli17 2 years ago
When does the official action figure set come out.I wish they would film "Phantom Of The Park 2",and keep the legacy of bad acting by musicians,like KISS...ALIVE!!! (pardon the pun).
twonine3 2 years ago
BEST VIDEO EVAR!!!!!
I'm serious.
EvelioEinWindir 2 years ago
ROFL
Moomooyourmom 2 years ago
sucks
alterofmetal 2 years ago
Cold Fury / Clockwork Sniper.
The Hatchet
Bristol
Saturday May 30th
I hope you come along to hear what real metal sounds like but I don't think they let 10 year olds in places that serve alcohol...
Oh and nice try by linking me a Rick Astley thing...next time pick something everyone on the internet doesn't already know about.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
and secondly you've probably never even listened to Cold Fury.....so if Clockwork Sniper (one of Bristols biggest local bands btw) think we're good then the only reaction I can see coming from you is a glowing green aura of Jealousy. :P
Please PLEASE come along, if only for my own amusement. It'll do you some good to learn what a real band sounds like.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
im a die hard maggot but i thought it was kind of funny even if you don't think so they have to be good to headline mayhem 2 years in a row
frogfamily 2 years ago
People just have to like them.
and I'd say a lot of faggots like slipknot.
SgtHonky 2 years ago
That was funny!
Regdot 2 years ago
HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deathrider1432 2 years ago
I lol'd
Valgrindar 2 years ago
Dave your rule my shorts. The Beatles at the end made it so awesome XD
codeaires 2 years ago
fuckin awsome you did it again
bananaman1jovan 2 years ago
Haha..."You know you're not Slipknot! Stupid!"
Moonstruck220 2 years ago
"Trivium, you know your not Slipknot, stupid!"
LMFAO! fuckin ace Dave
KLK3838 2 years ago 2
That line made me chuckle a lot :D
nymphoclairy 2 years ago
Lmfao I'm sorry but fucktard singing along with 'HEY!' just cracked me up.
Nyxtia 2 years ago
There are plenty of intelligent metal bands and metal fans, please don't judge them all by retarded, unoriginal, sellout bands like Slipknot.
charybdiscylla 2 years ago 2
lol
drumsrock24 2 years ago
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slipknot is gay, metal sucks
Lightningbaron69 2 years ago
slipknot is gay...metal doesn't suck, you do
dylanstatic 2 years ago
how did you make a connection between metal and Slipknot?
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Drop D = metal to kids these days.
Dokupenda 2 years ago 5
@Dokupenda Tuning's really got nothing to do with it.
LessthanJake14 1 year ago
haha, Slipknot is music for the borderline retarded.
charybdiscylla 2 years ago
Ah... I didnt think the Americans knew they were stupid. They always seem to think that they're quite clever O_o
fluffybacon 2 years ago
hahaha I loved the Cockney nut job addition in it. This video is hilarious, makes corey look like a fucking idiot is great!
Freeman93 2 years ago
I think Corey would look pretty good with a polo mint.
froggerchanovsky 2 years ago
HEY! good shit
dravolo 2 years ago
What Alec Empire song was that? I thought he calmed down a bit after Atari Teenage Riot broke up, but evidently not!
Oh yeah, the video brought the LULZ too. Because Slipknot are really wank. Shame they have such a talented drummer, really.
colicub 2 years ago
"Everything Starts with a Fuck Pt II"
I've only heard the first solo album he did after ATR split (intelligence and sacrifice) so he might've chilled out for all I know.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Nah, he done an album called "Futurist" after this one, and it was pretty heavy, too.
almightyjoey 2 years ago
LMAOOO :D
SgtHonky 2 years ago
Haha, that was good, AMERICA YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID!
TuffyMcFuckelby666 2 years ago
The Hitcherr!
meepage332 2 years ago
Berzerker at the end?
Sronpop 2 years ago
Alec Empire. It's in the video description.
Berzerker aren't the only extreme band to use distorted 909's
Paranoidave 2 years ago
Needs more Ensiferum shouting "HEY HEY HEY!"
djGentoo 2 years ago
OMG Me and my friends made fun of this vid for fucking hours on their tour website. Bunch of cock monglers.
Wanted272 2 years ago
This band is gay. as. fuck.
Grind2Xtreme 2 years ago 4
lol the hitcher ftw
witchinghour666 2 years ago
Nice one. Though I'm still unsure why Corey insists on imitating Navi from Zelda.........silly boy.
Infernalhermit 2 years ago
HEY AMERICA YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID!
Tekkenfreek234 2 years ago
HEY!!
extape 2 years ago
ah its you i was gonna say shit video coz it is but since its you ill be nice and rate it 5 as your other vids make me laugh
ilikepork247 2 years ago
funny, but i like slipknot so :\ WOOP NINTH COMMENT ;)
greedygit11 2 years ago
HEY, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID.
I love this.
ProTK422 2 years ago
whats teh techno at the end?
lilmetalhead69 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!
"techno"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAA!
It's something by The Berzerker. They're industrial death metal. Slight difference...
djGentoo 2 years ago
Alec Empire Actually....
If I'm REAAL pedantic I'd say "Digital Hardcore" is primarily an electronic genre with sampled guitar whereas Industrial death is mainly organic.
Paranoidave 2 years ago
SlipKnot are gay i fucking hate them
harvesterofsorrow111 2 years ago
Welcome to Youtube Poop
Insineratehymn 2 years ago
Cheers.
I've been putting it off for too long and can never be assed to download videos to make source material with. xD
Paranoidave 2 years ago
ifu liek youtube poop check out swishfilmsinc
personman48 2 years ago
FUCKING HILARIOUS
gmoney101392 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha
fucking lol!!!
that was sooo fucking funny!!!
great job!
5* and faved! XD
Dilutedfurquewall 2 years ago
lol!!! slipknots gay
erictheladylover94 2 years ago