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  • His mask reminds me of a toilet it's stupid.

  • Sissy song is sissy.

  • Corey taylor is a fucking beast, before he joined slipknot he never did any screaming and now he is a renowned heavy vocalist.

    I say all you slipknot haters have a right to hate them, but don't make them look stupid because THAT is immature.

  • this editing of the original clip is...you guessed it, stupid

  • hahahahaahahahaa this is hilarious! Yes, I'm a huge slipknot fan, and I still think this is funny as fuck, I mean, not everybody likes this band, and I like to see how people express themselves to that, and I like dave's YouTube poops of slipknot! so enjoy this guy's vids, they are clever and funny!

  • I remember watching that promo vid, I was like "WTF? Is Corey on crack?"

  • hay!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Wow, even though I kinda don't like what you've been doing with Slipknot, because, yes, I am a fan, I think this is hilarious. People need to lighten up, because you're expressing your opinion and your distaste for a band that many others find as the "greatest band of all time". So even though I really like the band, I know where you're comin' from. So people, seriously, stop being douches, let the guy have a break, because you know what he does is funny, and enjoy this poop.

  • @Vezonmasta Thumbs all the way up! :D

  • @LessthanJake14 ... Or you could sell the ticket or just muss the concert..

  • @LessthanJake14 You should know - you've already gotten one of those, and I'm not talking about the Slipknot concert ticket...

  • @LessthanJake14 Singular? Right... well at least you had the courage to admit it.

  • @LessthanJake14 "A singular wart"

    Quote yourself.

  • Do one for a faggy emo band like My Chemical Romance!! THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

  • Holy shit

    He sounds like Tourettes Guy

  • Hey! You know you're stupid!

    -OC

  • so... you dont like slipknot? and yet you hate dave? He has uploaded 3 videos taking the piss outta slipknot you retard

  • Wow.. Niggers? Really? Dumb. Ass.

  • Define "Dumb"...

  • Dumb (Adj)

    - 1: lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted; drummerjdb

  • Thank you paranoid <3

  • all of america you know your stupid lol

  • paranoiddave, you rule. i loved slipknot back when the first album was released, and i still enjoy them, but i'm far from a m/13 fanboy faggot. seriously, your eyeless vids rating is THREE AND A HALF FUCKING STARS? how fucking retarded can people get? it should be nothing less than five full stars. fucksakes. this vid is fun too.

  • Ok just.. just stop being obsessed with slipknot take the mic outa urm... akon, dizee rascal?

  • I d rather listen to new in flames than shitknot

    is that bad?

  • ...no

    by comparison InFlames' new album is fucking Whoracle crossed with Lunar Strain compared to ANY slipknot!

  • hahaha corey taylor is a chud bucket!

  • wow you actually made them look good its great and the beatles rock! p.s. i listen to other things other than slipknot like hmm i unno BLACK METAL

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  • Your name suggests otherwise.

  • Excellent work!!

    And the insertion of the Beatles song cracked me up!

  • Probably would of gone better with Avril Lavigne with the whole hey hey you you.

  • cum shower!

  • lolz

  • Haunches del gato, biotches.

  • not cool dude.... in fact the mighty boosh pic for half a second was funny but the sissy song was to far i demand you stop or a shall go to youtube's highest authorities to shut you down..

    maggots rise!!!!1

  • calling the Beatles "sissy" was WAY TOO FAR!.

    If anything I should shut YOU down for such a remark!

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  • @punkoid2 I kinda like slipknot (-one of my friends got me into them a little), but still, Paul Mcartney whos fucking 68, could kick the shit out of Corey Taylor

  • "IT IS DROP D TIME"

    "NO DAD, NO!"

  • are they going to play in ireland??ever

  • HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ha, owned!

  • fuck you too

  • Such an eloquent response, you moron. I'm laughing at a clever parody of a shit band, not insulting you, idiot. I think SlipKnot suck, if they take issue with that, then I await there response, but until such time, stop taking it personally, grow a pair and hopefully you'll make it through puberty with your dignity intact, faggot.

  • [insert meme phrase here]

  • HEY! xDDDDDD

  • Why is Mr. Taylor telling people not to come to his show? Isn't that a bit counterproductive?

  • It is reverse psychology. By telling people the truth, they want to lie to themselves.

    Therefor, people come to their show and cheer, thinking that they really are the greatest metal band evar.

  • weres everyone else???

  • bahahahahahaha rofl

  • is that berzerker at the end

  • Alec Empire - Everything Starts with a fuck

  • the concert clips in this give me the same feeling as adult swim advertising for a teen night club.

  • HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    fucking great

  • This is pretty special XD

  • That was great! HEY! You're stupid!

  • wtf is that harlequin fetus doing there

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  • shame you couldn't put more "effert" into learning English.

    The only thing this is supposed to do is give people a cheap giggle, I'm not naive enough to think this is gonna make slipknot dissappear. sorry ;)

  • HAHAHAHAHA!  Hilarious!!!!!!

  • Looks like you just got owned.

  • holy shit i lol'ed til i shit myself

  • yea its not the best promo

  • ahhh nice one mate xD

  • Mayhem festival sucks.

    I'll stick to real festivals like Hole in the Sky or Wacken.....

    But yeah Dave, I was there.

    Was pretty amazing.

  • Coheed and cambria, you know ur stoopid! lol

  • I seriously Lol'd at this XD

  • When does the official action figure set come out.I wish they would film "Phantom Of The Park 2",and keep the legacy of bad acting by musicians,like KISS...ALIVE!!! (pardon the pun).

  • BEST VIDEO EVAR!!!!!

    I'm serious.

  • ROFL

  • sucks

  • Cold Fury / Clockwork Sniper.

    The Hatchet

    Bristol

    Saturday May 30th

    I hope you come along to hear what real metal sounds like but I don't think they let 10 year olds in places that serve alcohol...

    Oh and nice try by linking me a Rick Astley thing...next time pick something everyone on the internet doesn't already know about.

  • and secondly you've probably never even listened to Cold Fury.....so if Clockwork Sniper (one of Bristols biggest local bands btw) think we're good then the only reaction I can see coming from you is a glowing green aura of Jealousy. :P

    Please PLEASE come along, if only for my own amusement. It'll do you some good to learn what a real band sounds like.

  • im a die hard maggot but i thought it was kind of funny even if you don't think so they have to be good to headline mayhem 2 years in a row

  • People just have to like them.

    and I'd say a lot of faggots like slipknot.

  • That was funny!

  • HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I lol'd

  • Dave your rule my shorts. The Beatles at the end made it so awesome XD

  • fuckin awsome you did it again

  • Haha..."You know you're not Slipknot! Stupid!"

  • "Trivium, you know your not Slipknot, stupid!"

    LMFAO! fuckin ace Dave

  • That line made me chuckle a lot :D

  • Lmfao I'm sorry but fucktard singing along with 'HEY!' just cracked me up.

  • There are plenty of intelligent metal bands and metal fans, please don't judge them all by retarded, unoriginal, sellout bands like Slipknot.

  • lol

  • slipknot is gay...metal doesn't suck, you do

  • how did you make a connection between metal and Slipknot?

  • Drop D = metal to kids these days.

  • @Dokupenda Tuning's really got nothing to do with it.

  • haha, Slipknot is music for the borderline retarded.

  • Ah... I didnt think the Americans knew they were stupid. They always seem to think that they're quite clever O_o

  • hahaha I loved the Cockney nut job addition in it. This video is hilarious, makes corey look like a fucking idiot is great!

  • I think Corey would look pretty good with a polo mint.

  • HEY! good shit

  • What Alec Empire song was that? I thought he calmed down a bit after Atari Teenage Riot broke up, but evidently not!

    Oh yeah, the video brought the LULZ too. Because Slipknot are really wank. Shame they have such a talented drummer, really.

  • "Everything Starts with a Fuck Pt II"

    I've only heard the first solo album he did after ATR split (intelligence and sacrifice) so he might've chilled out for all I know.

  • Nah, he done an album called "Futurist" after this one, and it was pretty heavy, too.

  • LMAOOO :D

  • Haha, that was good, AMERICA YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID!

  • The Hitcherr!

  • Berzerker at the end?

  • Alec Empire. It's in the video description.

    Berzerker aren't the only extreme band to use distorted 909's

  • Needs more Ensiferum shouting "HEY HEY HEY!"

  • OMG Me and my friends made fun of this vid for fucking hours on their tour website. Bunch of cock monglers.

  • This band is gay. as. fuck.

  • lol the hitcher ftw

  • Nice one. Though I'm still unsure why Corey insists on imitating Navi from Zelda.........silly boy.

  • HEY AMERICA YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID!

  • HEY!!

  • ah its you i was gonna say shit video coz it is but since its you ill be nice and rate it 5 as your other vids make me laugh

  • funny, but i like slipknot so :\ WOOP NINTH COMMENT ;)

  • HEY, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID.

    I love this.

  • whats teh techno at the end?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAA­!!!

    "techno"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHHAHAHAH­HAA!

    It's something by The Berzerker. They're industrial death metal. Slight difference...

  • Alec Empire Actually....

    If I'm REAAL pedantic I'd say "Digital Hardcore" is primarily an electronic genre with sampled guitar whereas Industrial death is mainly organic.

  • SlipKnot are gay i fucking hate them

  • Welcome to Youtube Poop

  • Cheers.

    I've been putting it off for too long and can never be assed to download videos to make source material with. xD

  • ifu liek youtube poop check out swishfilmsinc

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • hahahahahahaha

    fucking lol!!!

    that was sooo fucking funny!!!

    great job!

    5* and faved! XD

  • lol!!! slipknots gay

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