The Allen and Craig Show: Episode 17

[silverspur17]

Hi I'm walking. OWWWWWW!!!!! I just got shot! Lol :) these guys now make up my life now :D and I love love love Craig's shirt :) And just Craig in general -3

[MsVampchick123]

where can i buy the movie??

[Kammie10130]

You could see the cameraman in the mirror!well one of the many anyway lol

[PurpleGlitter001]

my friend has the same shirt as craig :D!

[UnNatural00]

craig died happy :D 10:41

[andtuf]

I am so incredibly in love with this video...it's a little unhealthy.

[kennybaby1998]

12:08 Allen keeps looking at the screen

[safire2121]

9:14-10:35

Leroy(Craig) took like a minute and 21 seconds to die

[mardisaurus]

Deserves an oscar :)

[Tacoronni]

allen can juggle! (theme song)

[bammbelinda]

did anyone else notice "wisky" is spelled wrong? lol.

[leoniess15]

"I just dragged you back from the park after you got killed. Are you okay?"

[jess401]

Nice butt Allen 

[lxoxjoanxoxl]

Fem Allen: Meowww

Allen:... What the... stop making that face D<

[EyePatchedLime]

77 "people" are ghost terrorists.

[peachtable966]

Why was Leroy back in the park at the end?!?!?! hahahahaha

i love this so much-it's my favorite thing on youtube <3

[lilyabbo]

*gasp* fake blood all over nice shirt!

[SuperCrazygirls14]

I love you Craig! :D 3:42 made me laugh so hard i almost peed myself....lol

[thephantomofv]

the movie scene was the best thing ever!!!

[username95me]

"it's the ghoast terroists"

"MOTHER OF GOD."

[crazycousins97]

Leroy I just dragged your body from the park after you got killed..... are u ok? Hes dead!

[PartiProduction]

i loved the sound effects everytime allen would slap craig or when he gave him a purple nurple xD.

[sarah24681]

omg i loved the movie

... i dont know why Craig said it was bad it was fucking epic

[viv9700]

Wait! So if Allen can't see through the green suit how could he see the camera man nod yes when he asked if he was looking at the camera?

[skatepunkzero]

yeah their are a lot of Token Black Guys, and they always die in the movies

[TheSuburbanBase]

-I was shot with a bullet

-your only weakness

[cptnkrunch98]

Allan:im audtion for hank strong man

Craig:Were the only two people here

Allen:SHUT UP!

[AlicexBrandonxCullen]

Omigod!!! Lol the note book, the movie! I!! Can't!! Breathe!!

[bloomhorsecrazy]

Cute :) 4:19 - 4:25

[TheCarolynMusic]

Ha! By 12:20, I had to pause the movie to catch my breath from laughing so much. I really like this episode! :D

[conunts]

@TheCarolynMusic Me too!! This is the best episode!!!

[MissVelveteen]

This is the best episode. Ever.

[diliciouscaek]

" Put it back in the hole, put it back in the hole! "

A little eager there, Craig?

[ThatSaddoRebecca]

'am I looking at the camera?' *nods* 'ahh okay' how did he see the cameraman nod?

[AlienLord22]

hey why wasnt it continued....and know its over :(

[OriannadelaRose]

lmfao. love these guys! you are amazing at this! you should get a channel, not fred. :3

[fruitsbasketlover77]

dude the part when allen is drinking craigs blood almost made me throw up I LOVED IT

[SeDorkaOnline]

this is my thousandth time watching this and i just now realized that Allen's suit @ 13:26 is the little ghosty things from Pacman or watever

[chelleyflan]

sex. scenes. are. AMAZING.

[honeyb717]

Allen's "sex" scene was the most awkward funniest thing I have seen in my life!! LOL!

[LiveInParadisex]

They're always putting marker or make-up on themselves:)

[TheWizarddufreak]

9:46, 9:59, and 10:11 VAMPIRE DUDES!! (My favorite parts) :)

[ThtPrettyFace]

'here. I'll put the blood back in!' lmao

[LuckySunshine818]

This movie is awsome!! ...OMFG! I nearly deliverd by the filmblood-scene! ;'DD

[tippytoe56]

LMFAO!!!!!!THE SEX PART IS SO WEIRD!!!!!!!

[andtuf]

He's dead! Time to avenge his death. With my gun.

[LoneWolfCharge]

These episodes are so funny. At 12:08, when Allen says, "Mother of God." Lol, I said the same line for a short film I was in.

[fetchfan102]

they should sell copies of their episodes on dvd so we can watch the show on out home than in the computer, that'd be really cool

[Prettygirlcn5]

Go Star Wars!!

[DisneyChannelGirl100]

I love the part with the green outfit

[cenakruegerlover]

craig should've been hank strongman & i would've loved to have been in the movie.

[KagomeInu1517]

Craig- *spits up blood*

Allen- Are you ok?

Craig- No. No, I'm dying!

[KagomeInu1517]

haha craig's laughing through the whole 'sucking the bullet' scene

[twilighter4ever101]

The best part of this is Craig's face when he got 'shot'. Oh God, I laughed so hard.

[deskjwet]

hi, im walking....OW...i just got shot...im bleeding

[SmallvilleTwilight]

@deskjwet i laughed soooo harrddd at that part 

[UnNatural00]

that was f****** awesome!

[smartandsmall]

i'm putting it back in!! haha. soooo funny! :) i laughed soooo hard!

[JaredAiken1]

haha watch craig barely hold back his laugh when allen goes to suck the bullet out haha classic

[bananabuck]

lol i love the fact that u spelled whisky wrong lol

[b182fannn]

dude oh my god where did you get that green suit thing!?!?!!?

[greenday1ism]

hi im walking

[momoandsantaclause]

Sometimes I watch this show and think wtf? Other times I watch and think "I HAVE TO EFFIN DO THAT" this time I watched it and thought "Wheres my light saber?"

[allyimaganative11]

I COULD WATCH THESE ALL DAY SO HALRIOUS

"i'll tell u anything you want it's the ghost terriost"

"mother of god" I LOVE THE WAY HE SAID THAT CRAIG IS HALRIOUS HE'S BEING SO STUPID IT'S AWESOME

[SuperSara1992]

Lol, Craig couldn't stop laughing when the bullet was being sucked out. Neither could I.

[TheAliceGreene]

RIP Chuck and the Grey man.

[22carwash]

i would sooo buy that movie it was sooo funny

[luv4twilight]

LOL i love how when allen was screened out cuz of the green suit, he was replaced by what kinda looked like little white ghosts wallpaper xD

[Olliandchris4ever]

hahaha "hi im walking OW I GOT SHOT!..im bleeding" xDDDDDDDD

[DollyGirl1300]

i would buy this movie :}

[jpgrgirl1234]

haha craig has the same squirrel shirt as rwj!!

[blargrox66]

i would have totally bought that movie!!!!

[23Irishballer]

i fucking love these guys so much!!! they are retards but they are sO funny! everything they do is so funny! i have seen every episode and i can watch them a million times. keep it up guys your freakin insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CatieCass]

"and this is a picture of him, roasting dr. phil...over an open fire...?"

OMG SO FUNNY.

[juz4biggie]

Craig looks like JT from Degrassi in this episode..

[Snowflakefanpire273]

"But I had the whole thing memorized!"

"You're really strangling me!"

"No he's just in character keep filming!"

...hilarious

[nmbandgeek]

This is one of my favorites! watched it probably 10 times at least and cant stop laughing!!! Please dont ever stop!

[gpoli3]

i love how that person spelt sense wrong

[Defyinghumanity]

poor little girl! I want to buy a wickless candle now!

[arbice131313]

i love how it makes no sence

[PurtyBoiii]

lol! iive been shot hence the blood!

[AnimeAndMangaFreak1]

the movie ROCKS XD I'd ttly buy it xD

[fallenhand52]

Oh my gosh!!!! This was prollay one of the funniest craig and Allen shows!!!!

[sweetysarah84]

you guys are f****n hoooooooooottttttt............­....

Jesus christ man you guys rock! <3

[RpattzGirlx]

'CRAIG! what did i say about lightsabers?!'

'theyre awesome?'

'and um...i cant think of any good movie with lighsabers... ' :')

[RpattzGirlx]

Craigs hair grows SO fast and Allens hair never grows :P but he never talks of a haircut or anything :)

[KIS1953KIS]

its the ghost terrorists! "mother of god!"

[rainbowshades17]

"i got shot.... with a BULLET" "your only weakness" lol i loved that part!!

[alanagracee8]

3:15- "token black guy"

hahahahha

[Kcil118]

I swear to God. Allen looks so much like my older brother David.

[toomuchcoffee911]

that's a beautiful shade of robins egg blue your wall is.

[NumOneJoeJonasLuver]

"The sex scene with Allen can be described in one word... Awkward." LOL! Craig I was thinking the same thing, Awkward! Very Awkward! LOL!

LOL! The movie is sooooooo funny!!!

Man I love you guys! <3 :D

[iluvjacobandharry7]

"This is a picture of him roasting Dr. Phil over a fire." LMAO this is so funny i luv the allen and craig show!!!

[iluvjacobandharry7]

"This is a picture of him roasting Dr. Phil over a fire." LMAO this is so funny i luv the allen and craig show!!!

[icanteverdecide]

that green screen suit is really tight, now i know what allen looks like naked...and green...hhmmm

[topgunjags101]

13:00 ow ow Allan!! (; that part and the ghost scene are my favorites (:

[TwilightsOwnVictoria]

I love you guys that was so hilarious. Luv you Craig!

[healsoverhead123]

LMAO I LOVED THE MOVIE!!! it was so funny!!

[JonasBravaLova93]

I would buy the movie...i laughed so hard i started to cry! Amazing job guys.

[angelwingz0327]

Gez there so hilarious, I just love them!

I always feel bad for criag...hes such a cute guy and he always get hurt lol...

[jonasisnumba1]

13:00 WOOO TAKE IT OFF

[bespeckledcat]

"theres no gray people in this world"

[thestormlscoming]

lmaoo the pacman ghosts

[iluvjacobandharry7]

I LUV U GUYS THIS ROX!!!!!!

Ps- if youtube only allows u to have 10 minute videos how did they post a 15 minute video

[SPkennykiller]

@iluvjacobandharry7 you can only have 10 minute long videos unless you've been on youtube for over 3 years

[JamieAndSassenach]

Allen, i love you!!!

[amtpinkpanda646]

ROFL 9:14-10:43

omg i almost peed my pants

i love the movie too!

[whynotbeyourself]

I want a ghost terrorist costume like that!!! (:

[thestormlscoming]

its actually a greenman suit from its always sunny...well at least thats where i think it started

[whynotbeyourself]

omg soooo muhc BLOOOD! lol. (: put it back in the wound, allen!

[Nyakikoko]

09:47 must've tickled lots :L

[KikiAC]

"I've been shot, hence the blood. ... I was shot with a bullet."

"NO"

"Yes."

"Your only weakness"

LMAO :D

[aprilflower04]

That was...Allen. Oh my god...

[XxCarlierocks18xX]

LOL your movie was hilarious i could not stop laughing and actually woke up my dad! keep making more videos! (:

[Kelz1141]

Lol "time to avenge his death... With my gun."

[dyzfunkymunky]

What music soundtrack did you use in your movie during the blood scene~?

[mustluvjonasbros]

You are sooooo funny!!!! Please make some new episode!!!!

[laurenrose34]

MY FAVORITE  EPISODE!

[popcorn354]

aww Craig is gorgeous! <3 :)

[cnajonas]

ah, you guys are amazing :)

[theladydalma]

oh, god, Craig, stop him! he"s gonna run into the fourth wall...ooh.

[HeroesAddict07]

I know that this may be a stupid question, but what the hell is the fourth wall?

[harvrdbound]

@HeroesAddict07 its when you look at the camera and acknowledge it

[iamsuchacard]

@HeroesAddict07 its is a theatre term because productions are supposed to let someone see into your home life, if you look at the audience/camera you are breaking the wall that seperates you from the audience

[HeroesAddict07]

thanks

[iamsuchacard]

@HeroesAddict07 you are very welcome sweet cakes

[sparkyify7]

Allen: "I just dragged you back from the park after you got killed...are you okay?"

[EasyAsMarbles]

i really loved the blood scene..craig was trying really hard not to laugh wasnt he?

[ChocolateFudgeBrowny]

Oh my gosh, best scene ever with the blood!! I laughed my ass off, 'cause craig is laughing the whole time XDDD

[SilkTvChannel]

i seriously hope these guys get there own tv show. i would watch it everyday and PVR all episodes cuz they're hilarious !

[harrypotterlvr1996]

craig is so hot and absolutely adorable!

[UnfortunatePictures1]

and so is Malcolm

[Diamine11]

Craig is just so hot !

[jkdblondie]

so i've seen this like five million times and never stop laughing. my mom watched it and told me she's worried about me.. could also be that i'm a 17 yr old girl wearing rocket ship footie pj's whilst watching this... hmmm.. you guys rock though!

[momoandsantaclause]

@jkdblondie Sometimes I watch this show and think wtf? Other times I watch and think "I HAVE TO EFFIN DO THAT" this time I watched it and thought "Wheres my light saber?"

[jkdblondie]

@momoandsantaclause Yeah I definitely had to whip out the light saber after this one... which concerned my mom a little more lol

[momoandsantaclause]

@jkdblondie my mom just looked at me and went "ugh kirah? honey you're a little old for that aren't you?" haha

[SleazyForWeasley]

@jkdblondie Jordan! You're a highest rated comment! I feel like I know someone famous... Sort of.

[TheBraveKitten]

make another movie like this!

[mjberry102]

That movie was awesome because you sucked so much.

[amazingsparkles]

omg my brother has craigs shirt in the beging song!:)lol

[SuperSara1992]

To be continued? Can't wait for the sequel. I'm sure it'll be just as dramatic as this one. ;P

[dinaklarisse]

"Hi, I'm walking- OOOOW!"

[nmbandgeek]

for the sex scene, Allen should have drawn on his abs. lool

I LOVE THIS EPISODE!

[AisyaSavior]

this episode is THE MOST AWESOME episode EVAH!! you guys rules!!!

[summylove001]

lol best movie ever

[CroissantMothership]

Lol, I love the noise every time Allen hits Craig. XD

"Boooooom~~!"

[Yzuuki]

ha ha ha!! i love you guys (: funny as ever (:

[RemmyTennant08]

so buying the candle, she looks soo cute :)

epic vid too ;)

[54spiritedwill54]

The bullet scene was so funny indeed

[YoYoghurt94]

I love you guys!! Your awsome!! :P

[AngieBoleyn]

hahahahaha XD this is so funny!! i'm like addicted to the Allen and Craig Show!!

[givemeyourmoney909]

I know some one who looks and sounds exactly like craig. It's awesome.

[MulticolouredNinja]

6:21 - 6:30 Laughed so much HAHAHAHAHA his walk is so funny !!!

[phychoangel15]

probably the best one ever deserves an oscar

[MrVulgaris]

I smell an Emmy!

[FreezeMyLife]

When he was sucking on Creg's stomach.

Ew.

And somehow hot.

[dmgpwnsall]

My new favorite movie: The Allen and Craig Movie!

[annatilleyy]

that green suit is hilarious. Cant help but laugh with you two.

[2jacqui2]

Haha "Time to avenge his death...with my gun" I love it!!!

[alggsfan]

STARRING ALLEN MURPHY...

...and Craig Deering

lol

[13isanunluckynumber]

that was awesome. I agree with Allen, sell that to blockbuster and you will be in tons of hollywood movies!!!!

[thedudetts]

when I saw Allen walk out of the bathroom in the green suite, I almost peed my pants!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!!

[jax2468]

by far your best video!!!!!! i need to put the blood back through the hole!!!! LOL!!!

[MinKattMossy]

I think that musr have been the best movie ever... Very realistic!!! =D

[Jcool56]

that sex scene must of been intese!!

[Mistoffelees11]

hes dead!

[dancingprincess89]

haha u made my days guys this was really awesome

"iam gonna suck the bullet out " lmao

[olpmcrluv]

i seriouly could not stop laughing!!!!

you guys are the definition of awesomeness!!!!

[figgle99]

No,bullets, your only weakness.

[olpmcrluv]

um i love you guys for this!!!!!!!

please marry me>

lol