Oh-no~! Don't blame all American issues on us!XD We just baby-sat you guys! You're the ones who wanted to start a war with us and leave! (Sometimes I do wonder what England would be like if American's didn't leaveO_O,.....or maybe not...)
You can thank the French for gifting you independence. All the patriots were good for were throwing down their arms and running away. Happened time and again, even though they nearly always had vast numerical superiority!
We hit you so hard and so often, you spat teeth outta your arse...
Bladensburg RACES was quite amusing too. Madison ran away, even leaving his wife behind before Ross waltzed in and burned the gaff down to the ground.
Can those of us NOT aligned with the inbred right-wing Bible-thumping gun-toting illiterate Puritanical Christians in this country...
Can we come back?
(Tell you what, I'll be extra fair, England, to be sure no contaminants get through:
You can mandate an English+Science test:
Anyone who hasn't read a book--Rick Warren, Glenn Beck, the Bible, etc., these DON'T count, I mean a REAL book here--or says the world is 5,000 years old?
Send 'em right back to Plymouth--er, our Plymouth.)
America is a continent, no a country. I know United Statian sounds awful, but hey!, you need to pay copyright fees or go to jail for stealing the name from the rest of the countries in the continent according to SOPA. Sorry United Statians.
@LugiaUseIcebeam I don't know about the Geography lessons you had at School, but in the maps I see a Continent from Alaska to Argentina named America and a Country named United States of America. Who's the ignorant? I know that BS of using America because it sounds better, but I rather use the term U.S and U.S people than America or Americans... because technically I am American too.
@eatmyshortsyouidiot got back from the pub just fine, Yes it is typical that us Brits like getting pissed but lets face its far better doing that than having lax gun laws and killing each other, saying that it ain't such a bad thing, carry on and maybe you'll get rubbed out too. Also yeah Britain aidded you in Afganistan, hardly makes us your bitch. Such hatred you spew. Is it cos mummy and daddy didn't love you? maybe they loved you too much!
@TheTreherne I'm an American, living in Edinburgh, attending university now-- and I'd like it to be dually noted that one can BUY and USE guns in the UK. They have to get a special license (which many prominent men have no problem at all getting, since I know a few), and must use them at special 'ranges'- typically underground. But that's not to say they can't get it, keep at their home (perfectly legal once one has attained the license), go out and snap.
@38azn If you check your map North America and South America have a little bridge between them named Central America, thus America is single landmass. I live on that bridge.
@jaycr2006 and? Europe is connected to Asia and Africa, but they received their own Continent. I can explain more but others already did it, in conclusion "America" is USA. I live in that sector
@38azn That's a really awesome question... I honestly didn't think about it. I think the people from Africa has it really clear, yet they are usually stereotyped as black, when you also have arabs and white people living there. Europe, ask somebody from Turkey or Russia about that... Where does Europe end? Asia is HUGE, and people usually think of asians only when they talk about the Far East, yet Middle East and India are part of Asia too. What would happen if China claims that they are Asia?
@jaycr2006 Okay your getting off topic, i already knew all that, but anyways China is not the only Asian country, anyone can be asian even a black person, in fact there are black people living in India. They are said to have been brought during slavery, Asia is big there are many types of people living in Asia, oh speaking of the east did you know that in the UK they see Indians and Pakis as Asian and chinese are called oriental.
@38azn My point is simple, for us in Latin America, America is the whole continent and we hate when the people from the US or anywhere else take that name and use it for the United States. This is because we see the political use of that word and we refuse to accept US autocratic power over our countries. Just like happened in the 1940's when your people rejected an Europe under German control.
@jaycr2006 regardless people all over the world call the people of usa, "Americans". Usa is the only country with the name america in it. canada, mexica, brazil etc none have america in its name. Its too late to change the name of our people, we are called Americans. Its different for Europeans, all countries in Europe are Europeans.
@jaycr2006 We have the word America in our country's name.We were the first country in our hemisphere to gain indepenence. We have been referred to as Americans for over 200 years. It was the europeans that first started referring to us as American. At this poing nothing is going to change that.
@eatmyshortsyouidiot That's true, yet the Europeans made a lot of mistakes, like naming the natives "Indians" because they thought they had reached India when they arrived for the first time to America. You fixed that and you call them native americans now. Actually the idea of taking the name of America was part of the political desire of certain US citizens of taking over the whole continent, thus turning the rest of americans into some kind of second or third class people.
@minimusmax Bullshit. How many Canadians have you actually talked to or are you just trying to create fake anger and resentment towards a group of people that don't deserve it. Your points sound more like the ever repeated caricature of Canada that is projected in American media, and you've condensed it in to your own ignorant ramblings.
@preemptivestrike20 If you don't like it, don't watch it. I'm sure Mr. Proops has a much broader world view and is capable of thinking more critically than you are. If you wish to call him cowardly for scathing comedic analysis of America, keep in mind that he has to take flak from idiots like you.
@StunnedByStupidity I don't think you understand. Even if what you said WAS totally anti-American instead of being borderline anti-American, it still wouldn't be racist because "American" is not a race. You know, in America we have such things as Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Middle Eastern Americans, African Americans, Indian Americans, European Americans, Native Americans etc. See how I matched up races to the nationality?
@Ozymandias495 You have clearly misunderstood my point and I am not in the mood to suffer fools - BTW I have read WAY more on race/biology than you ever will so spare me your pedantry... For example BIOLOGICALLY RACE DOESN'T EXIST - now you are fucked... And no I don't want to hear any more of your opinion...
@StunnedByStupidity Then your original comment makes even less sense because how can you be 'borderline' racist if race doesn't exist? You used the word in the anthropological sense and now you want to switch midstream and use the scientific definition? Nice try.
@Ozymandias495 GOOD THEN FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOU SINGLE DIGIT IQ WITH YOU - oh and get some fucking books on logic with particular reference to straw men and framing... Oh and get some help on being gracious in defeat...
@StunnedByStupidity You used a word incorrectly, I pointed it out. You also assumed that I have no scientific background because you, obviously, are the only person in the world who has ever studied biology or worked in the scientific community.
Anyway, consider me properly chastened. I'm bored with you.
@Ozymandias495 Ok, I couldn't be bothered but I have changed my mind, let me break you over my fucking knee. Now RETARD-there most be no one on the fucking planet with a TV that is over 10 years onld that DOESN'T know that America has different races - the very fact that you though I didn't know this is a STUNNING reflection on your fucking stupidity. May comment was IMPLICIT that IF America was a fucking race then his comment would be fucking RACIST - it ISNT so it is FUCKING BORDERLINE. I THEN
@StunnedByStupidity tell you (again IMPLICITLY) to fuck off and that there is no such thing as race. SO THAT AGAIN SHOWS THAT YOUR FUCKING STRAW MAN WAS ERRONEOUS - but instead of fucking reconsidering your fucking framing - you fucking DOUBLE DOWN - while NOT IN ANY WAY ADMITTING THAT YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING POINT WAS NOW RENDERED POINTLESS - Now DO THE FUCKING WORLD A FAVOUR AND - ***** FUCK OFF *****
@StunnedByStupidity "there most be no one on the fucking planet with a TV that is over 10 years onld that DOESN'T know that America has different races" Wait, didn't you JUST say that races don't exist? So you're back to the anthropological definition, I see. 2 minutes later: "there is no such thing as race." Take a position and STICK TO IT.
@StunnedByStupidity Using the anthropological definition "American" is not a race or ethnicity, it's a nation of MIGRANTS comprised of several different races, as you so astutely pointed out. Te US is a nation of migrants. Canadian is also not a race. So Anti-American comments CAN'T BE RACIST, by definition.
You don't understand the differnce between a nationality and an ethnicity. Maybe you should enroll in some humanities classes and educate yourself.
@karezza6 Dude. Where the F*CK did you go and visit? Some hick town or boony state no doubt. All of America's not like that. We laugh at the people who DO fit those stereotypes. Don't drum up a bad rep for the whole country.
I went to America once. Everyone is fat and they eat gigantic food portions. They are all racist warmongers who want to nuke all other countries. They think they are special and are incredibly arrogant. They wear clothes that don't fit and chew tobacco. They get drunk easily and eat squirrels. Everyone has a gun and they shoot anything that moves. They hate Mexicans and Canadians and don't have any culture. They are plagued by tornadoes and extreme weather. I am never going back.
@Karezza6 Eyup. That's we 'Mericans all right! Except nobody here eats squirrels.. And if you found somebody who did eat one then they have some extreme mental issues. And not everyone in America is racist or hates Mexicans and Canadians. Canada is our little brother we love them.
@TheKKanimegirl I'm american and I fucking hate canadians. little bastards always have shit to say but nothing to back it up with other than "HERRRMMM we're all employed because Americans gave us their jobs and we smoke weed and let gays get married". Fuck Canada and their French faggot brethren
well according to most demographer's and report's by the US census bureau English/Americans are in fact the largest ethnic group though most now count themselves as just American,so it is England's fault.Just look at the top 15 American surnames most are English.
@N330AA ,"In the 2000 census, 24.5 million Americans reported English ancestry, 8.7% of the total U.S. population. This estimate is probably a serious undercount by over 30 million given that, in the 1980 census, around 50 million citizens claimed to be of at least partial English ancestry. In 1980, 23,748,772 Americans claimed wholly English ancestry and another 25,849,263 claimed English along with another ethnic ancestry "
Not many Americans know, I'm sure, that the pilgrims first went to Holland but were deported after they made assaults on the members of other congregations. They had religious freedom in England but the pilgrims could not bear others having it. They wanted a society in which only their doctrine was permitted, so they set off to America to make such a society.
@ascarletmoon17 He's supposedly god, the son, and the holy ghost. Hence the trinity stuff. So assuming you buy into all that bs, that would be why he's so special.
The only reason the US is criticized so much is because it has the world's attention at the moment, so every flaw and problem is exploited. It would be like this with any other country in the world, and the only reason it is happening is because the US is the most influential country in the world currently.
Rip on America all you want, our higher education is the best in the world. I didn't like this guy right from the get-go. His view of America is the typical Leftist lunatic one. He fits the bill pretty well too, black rim glasses, hypocritically uber-PC (because he'd never ridicule Islam the way he berates Christianity), probably gay. That's....probably why I've never heard of him...
just for the record greg Scottish people don't come from english people coiming up north the scottish and english are both as old as each other neither was made by the other
I went to America once. Everyone is fat and they eat gigantic food portions. They are all racist warmongers who want to nuke all other countries. They think they are special and are incredibly arrogant. They wear clothes that don't fit and chew tobacco. They get drunk easily and eat squirrels. Everyone has a gun and they shoot anything that moves. They hate Mexicans and Canadians and don't have any culture. They are plagued by tornadoes and extreme weather. I am never going back.
We kept y'all from starving in those 2 years. And we took most... not all... most of the brunt of the Japanese. Not so much in Burma tho. Just remember NATO. We all have each others backs.
@weswaco No, You didn't 'keep us from starving'. if we didn't get the Land Lease from Roosevelt we would have got it elsewhere. The Land Lease was Americas way of keeping its backside Out of the War while everyone else fought for all humanity.
And America would have lost to the Japs if Britain didn't give America RADAR. couple that with Bletchley Parks Code Breakers and Turin's Computer, you'd either be speaking Jap or German...
@AryanWisom. Oh hi there, you might not know this, but the British soldiers are one of the best fighting forces in the world, we even train both American soldiers and officers. All of our real men have not all died. That view could be considered extremist. For two years the Brits fought against the Nazi's without America to help. It took them plenty of time to get there but we were thank full for it. In said two weeks the Americans would probably not be anywhere near close to taking over our co
I'm from the UK, I love jokes about the UK, they're funny, if I'm honest. He had some funny jokes here and there, but he was basically giving us an aggressive history lesson.
@JamesAlan051 You do know that God and Jesus are two WAAAAAAY different people right? Just as believing in God and believing in the Bible are two WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY different prospective's.
@JamesAlan051 If someone cant keep a story straight for 5 minutes, what makes you think the same EXACT story word-for-word has been the same for over 2,000 years? (Talking snake, and because of 1 womans screw up, the ENTIRE gender of females have to suffer for the pain of pregnancy).... I CAN'T believe that. I WON'T believe that. I believe if your good, youre rewarded. Youre bad, youre punished. That simple. No side track.
im american and a select few are smart the rest ... well fuck em amaricas stupid im goin to canada and who ever wants to join me please be intelligent
I'm an American, and this video doesn't offend me at all. What does offend me are all the comments saying that Americans are stupid. Yes, there are some of us that are, but every country has those idiots that don't know what there talking about. Yes, I'll admit that we are lied to about some things in history, but that doesn't mean that all Americans are ignorant to what really happened.
@lohphat Hell yeah, and the australians are way nicer too. Which just shows what people are better to deal with, the religious creeps or the criminals. Australia and New Zealand are like the only countries I bear no grudge against. Except that the Australians are very unfair over bittorrent, taking and returning very little. That's the only bad thing I can say about them.
Perhaps that's why Britain is so Queer? All of your real men have died in wars -- or left for America. No wonder America could crush Britain in two weeks if it wanted.
@AryanWisdom first of all - britain still is the 5th strongest military country on the planet, so it could take a while. And if we tried, we'd be losing our closest ally, along with every place that britain owns, notably canada new zealand and australia, all of which have been our own allies. then britains allies such as germany france russia isreal ireland and japan woulld all turn against us the world would hate us and everyone with nukes would nuke us.
@AryanWisdom white power seems to be this yanks thing crush the uk in 2 weeks well join the queue the spanish the french and the germans have all tried, and remember britain stood alone for 2yrs against the nazis.go back to your white power crap,america is becoming a country of neocons and mad christians .a great country sadly being run into the ground by said cons and the churches!62%of americans believe the world is 4000yr old FUCK NOW THAT IS SCARY.america stop the fundamental christians
and your white power dickheads.why does america have race problems its the 21stcentury lots of black people in britian we still have riots but never race riots and we are a far from perfect country but in 2 generations black people have took they're culture and brit culture mixed it up and its all good.thats why i would rather live in the uk and the NHS a national triumph free health care cradle to grave even the tories would never touch it thats why we fought ww2 for fairness for all.peace
@Lovinohasamustache Surely witt and inteligence are the foundation of comedy, stereo types are great, racism has no place in modern society these differences are not based on race but culture people's inability to tell the difference is a serious scourge on our society, if racism was the foundation you would just find the most racist piece of shit of the street and give him a microphone.
This is funny, who cares if it offends people, it offends the ones it applies to, maybe try evolving like the rest of us ''individuals'' who thinks this is just expression of humour
God Damn, How Many Times Do Us Brits Need To Get The Piss Taken Out Of Us?? I Swear People From Different Countries Just Cant Get On These Days....Give Us A Break Please.
@iBeastInFeRno tbf we rip into everyone else almost constantly; it'd be unsporting if the colonies didn't aim a few across our bow every now and again :P
people need to learn to take a joke im mean come on! what kind of sketch doesn't envolve racism and stereotypes? not the good ones thats for sure, seriously racism is the foundation of comedy!! just because a comedian says something in his sketch doesnt mean its true it just means its funny
@TheUserCBI616464 ""to putting down Americans through videos and hateful comments. I just don't think they realize how it reflects back on them in the eyes of impressionable young Americans""
Where do you think the slander stems from, Britain, Outer Mongolia? Lets start with education:
1. What are Americans taught in school about Britain/England?
2. What do you think the British are taught in schools about America?
Love this. Yes I'm American. No I don't find it offensive...At all. Anyone who thinks this is racist or stereotypical, well congratulations you are right. Calm down and get over yourself, just ENJOY THE HUMOR.
To all the English and American's that are fighting: Shut the hell up! I'm American and I DON"T CARE!! But all these comment's are annoying! I'll tell you the truth, weith a few exceptions of media figure heads Americans are lazy, funny, nice , mean energetic, awsome, mean, bitchy, shy, happy, emo, and anything else you can think of, the same can be said about England. Everyone is different, the problem is that the media only shows you the extrems, so just sit down, shut up, and laugh.
@msweneedtotalk You've once Again said that I'm half right, but your comments give No explanation. William Gilbert IS the Father of Electricity, there is No Other father of Electricity, the same with the rest of what I said, It's all Right. Not half right.
I'm quite aware of how Inventing works. I've already had a discussion in these comments with someone about the Baghdad Battery
And I have Explained throughout these comments why I call 'certain deserving' Americans stupid.
Sweet, I have top comment. I honestly didn't think that would work. XD made me happy.
TheKKanimegirl 13 hours ago
Oh-no~! Don't blame all American issues on us!XD We just baby-sat you guys! You're the ones who wanted to start a war with us and leave! (Sometimes I do wonder what England would be like if American's didn't leaveO_O,.....or maybe not...)
HetalianutcaseXD 1 day ago
@HetalianutcaseXD So with your logic, we as babies, whooped your asses? I could agree with you on that.
MrG4M3RT4G 10 hours ago
@MrG4M3RT4G
LOL
You can thank the French for gifting you independence. All the patriots were good for were throwing down their arms and running away. Happened time and again, even though they nearly always had vast numerical superiority!
We hit you so hard and so often, you spat teeth outta your arse...
trouzerpants 28 minutes ago
Bladensburg RACES was quite amusing too. Madison ran away, even leaving his wife behind before Ross waltzed in and burned the gaff down to the ground.
More American humiliation.
LOL
trouzerpants 23 minutes ago
Not even gonna bother to mention your Vietnamese debacle, beaten by a bunch of slitty-eyed gooks wearing straw hats and rags in the jungle...
Still, you can be proud of Mickey Mouse.
trouzerpants 20 minutes ago
aww thats mean.........xd
rolayna1 1 day ago
makes 2 of us
keir100 1 day ago
Lol argument in the comments
Mustoverus 2 days ago
So.......
Can those of us NOT aligned with the inbred right-wing Bible-thumping gun-toting illiterate Puritanical Christians in this country...
Can we come back?
(Tell you what, I'll be extra fair, England, to be sure no contaminants get through:
You can mandate an English+Science test:
Anyone who hasn't read a book--Rick Warren, Glenn Beck, the Bible, etc., these DON'T count, I mean a REAL book here--or says the world is 5,000 years old?
Send 'em right back to Plymouth--er, our Plymouth.)
obiwanobiwan13 2 days ago
America is a continent, no a country. I know United Statian sounds awful, but hey!, you need to pay copyright fees or go to jail for stealing the name from the rest of the countries in the continent according to SOPA. Sorry United Statians.
jaycr2006 3 days ago
@jaycr2006 LOL. I love how ignorant you sound. Fucking immature brain washed prick. xD
LugiaUseIcebeam 3 days ago
@LugiaUseIcebeam I don't know about the Geography lessons you had at School, but in the maps I see a Continent from Alaska to Argentina named America and a Country named United States of America. Who's the ignorant? I know that BS of using America because it sounds better, but I rather use the term U.S and U.S people than America or Americans... because technically I am American too.
jaycr2006 3 days ago
@jaycr2006 Perhaps, but.... let em be called Americans. Name the continent something else, so all can easily identify 'American' with 'ignorant.'
Karth38 3 days ago
@Karth38 You hobbits are an ornery little bunch ain'tcha.
eatmyshortsyouidiot 2 days ago
@eatmyshortsyouidiot got back from the pub just fine, Yes it is typical that us Brits like getting pissed but lets face its far better doing that than having lax gun laws and killing each other, saying that it ain't such a bad thing, carry on and maybe you'll get rubbed out too. Also yeah Britain aidded you in Afganistan, hardly makes us your bitch. Such hatred you spew. Is it cos mummy and daddy didn't love you? maybe they loved you too much!
TheTreherne 2 days ago
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@TheTreherne Cool story bro, but I don't need to be updated in regards to your comings and goings to the pub.
eatmyshortsyouidiot 1 day ago 2
@TheTreherne I'm an American, living in Edinburgh, attending university now-- and I'd like it to be dually noted that one can BUY and USE guns in the UK. They have to get a special license (which many prominent men have no problem at all getting, since I know a few), and must use them at special 'ranges'- typically underground. But that's not to say they can't get it, keep at their home (perfectly legal once one has attained the license), go out and snap.
PS- studying Law here for a degree.
greendaychick105 1 day ago
@greendaychick105 I said that America's laws regarding firearms are laxer than ours, not that you can't use guns in the UK.
TheTreherne 1 day ago
@jaycr2006 America is not a continent, North America and South America are continents. You tried to get technical but yet you failed.
38azn 2 days ago
@38azn If you check your map North America and South America have a little bridge between them named Central America, thus America is single landmass. I live on that bridge.
jaycr2006 2 days ago
@jaycr2006 and? Europe is connected to Asia and Africa, but they received their own Continent. I can explain more but others already did it, in conclusion "America" is USA. I live in that sector
38azn 2 days ago
@38azn That's a really awesome question... I honestly didn't think about it. I think the people from Africa has it really clear, yet they are usually stereotyped as black, when you also have arabs and white people living there. Europe, ask somebody from Turkey or Russia about that... Where does Europe end? Asia is HUGE, and people usually think of asians only when they talk about the Far East, yet Middle East and India are part of Asia too. What would happen if China claims that they are Asia?
jaycr2006 2 days ago
@jaycr2006 Okay your getting off topic, i already knew all that, but anyways China is not the only Asian country, anyone can be asian even a black person, in fact there are black people living in India. They are said to have been brought during slavery, Asia is big there are many types of people living in Asia, oh speaking of the east did you know that in the UK they see Indians and Pakis as Asian and chinese are called oriental.
38azn 1 day ago
@38azn My point is simple, for us in Latin America, America is the whole continent and we hate when the people from the US or anywhere else take that name and use it for the United States. This is because we see the political use of that word and we refuse to accept US autocratic power over our countries. Just like happened in the 1940's when your people rejected an Europe under German control.
jaycr2006 1 day ago
@jaycr2006 regardless people all over the world call the people of usa, "Americans". Usa is the only country with the name america in it. canada, mexica, brazil etc none have america in its name. Its too late to change the name of our people, we are called Americans. Its different for Europeans, all countries in Europe are Europeans.
38azn 23 hours ago
@jaycr2006 We have the word America in our country's name.We were the first country in our hemisphere to gain indepenence. We have been referred to as Americans for over 200 years. It was the europeans that first started referring to us as American. At this poing nothing is going to change that.
eatmyshortsyouidiot 2 days ago
@eatmyshortsyouidiot That's true, yet the Europeans made a lot of mistakes, like naming the natives "Indians" because they thought they had reached India when they arrived for the first time to America. You fixed that and you call them native americans now. Actually the idea of taking the name of America was part of the political desire of certain US citizens of taking over the whole continent, thus turning the rest of americans into some kind of second or third class people.
jaycr2006 2 days ago
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@jaycr2006 You're right, the europeans did make a lot of mistakes. You're from Costa Rica I see. I hear it's a beautiful country.
eatmyshortsyouidiot 1 day ago 2
It would be quite amusing if it werent for the blunt blasphemy that pretty much ruined the performance..
LeninKGB 5 days ago
@LeninKGB - looks like he hit the target with you then :)
AlsatianCousin 5 days ago
I think Greg Proops is funniest when someone else is telling him what to do to be funny.
GodOfQwerty 6 days ago
I wanted to laugh... but there wasn't anything funny to laugh at.
Darrelkun 1 week ago
@Darrelkun Yeah, I didn't think it was funny either....disappointed.
Igoligirl2 6 days ago
@minimusmax Bullshit. How many Canadians have you actually talked to or are you just trying to create fake anger and resentment towards a group of people that don't deserve it. Your points sound more like the ever repeated caricature of Canada that is projected in American media, and you've condensed it in to your own ignorant ramblings.
Adrast 1 week ago
@preemptivestrike20 If you don't like it, don't watch it. I'm sure Mr. Proops has a much broader world view and is capable of thinking more critically than you are. If you wish to call him cowardly for scathing comedic analysis of America, keep in mind that he has to take flak from idiots like you.
Adrast 1 week ago
Anti-American comedy? Wow, thats brave...... (sarcasm). Mock Islam and then I'll be impressed.
preemptivestrike20 1 week ago
What an anti-american douche bag. It's people like greg proops that makes veterans sad they even served to protect these people
minimusmax 1 week ago
This is borderline racist (I'm not American), but VERY funny, and lets face it, they deserve it...
StunnedByStupidity 1 week ago
@StunnedByStupidity Proops is allowed to do this BTW because he is American and has had to put up with a lot of their shit...
StunnedByStupidity 1 week ago
@StunnedByStupidity "American" is not a race; it's a nationality. (I am American)
Ozymandias495 1 week ago
@Ozymandias495 'borderline' is a word not a blank space...
StunnedByStupidity 1 week ago
@StunnedByStupidity I don't think you understand. Even if what you said WAS totally anti-American instead of being borderline anti-American, it still wouldn't be racist because "American" is not a race. You know, in America we have such things as Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Middle Eastern Americans, African Americans, Indian Americans, European Americans, Native Americans etc. See how I matched up races to the nationality?
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 You have clearly misunderstood my point and I am not in the mood to suffer fools - BTW I have read WAY more on race/biology than you ever will so spare me your pedantry... For example BIOLOGICALLY RACE DOESN'T EXIST - now you are fucked... And no I don't want to hear any more of your opinion...
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity Then your original comment makes even less sense because how can you be 'borderline' racist if race doesn't exist? You used the word in the anthropological sense and now you want to switch midstream and use the scientific definition? Nice try.
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 YOU ARE ILL GET HELP...
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity Yeah, I'm sick of your stupid bull s--t.
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 GOOD THEN FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOU SINGLE DIGIT IQ WITH YOU - oh and get some fucking books on logic with particular reference to straw men and framing... Oh and get some help on being gracious in defeat...
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity You used a word incorrectly, I pointed it out. You also assumed that I have no scientific background because you, obviously, are the only person in the world who has ever studied biology or worked in the scientific community.
Anyway, consider me properly chastened. I'm bored with you.
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 Ok, I couldn't be bothered but I have changed my mind, let me break you over my fucking knee. Now RETARD-there most be no one on the fucking planet with a TV that is over 10 years onld that DOESN'T know that America has different races - the very fact that you though I didn't know this is a STUNNING reflection on your fucking stupidity. May comment was IMPLICIT that IF America was a fucking race then his comment would be fucking RACIST - it ISNT so it is FUCKING BORDERLINE. I THEN
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity tell you (again IMPLICITLY) to fuck off and that there is no such thing as race. SO THAT AGAIN SHOWS THAT YOUR FUCKING STRAW MAN WAS ERRONEOUS - but instead of fucking reconsidering your fucking framing - you fucking DOUBLE DOWN - while NOT IN ANY WAY ADMITTING THAT YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING POINT WAS NOW RENDERED POINTLESS - Now DO THE FUCKING WORLD A FAVOUR AND - ***** FUCK OFF *****
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity "there most be no one on the fucking planet with a TV that is over 10 years onld that DOESN'T know that America has different races" Wait, didn't you JUST say that races don't exist? So you're back to the anthropological definition, I see. 2 minutes later: "there is no such thing as race." Take a position and STICK TO IT.
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 YOU SAD FUCK - GET HELP...
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity Using the anthropological definition "American" is not a race or ethnicity, it's a nation of MIGRANTS comprised of several different races, as you so astutely pointed out. Te US is a nation of migrants. Canadian is also not a race. So Anti-American comments CAN'T BE RACIST, by definition.
You don't understand the differnce between a nationality and an ethnicity. Maybe you should enroll in some humanities classes and educate yourself.
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 Go get yourself some help - you are desperately sad...
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity You might want "get some help on being gracious in defeat..." 再见！
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
@Ozymandias495 I'll refer you back to Proops point that ALL AMERICANS ARE DESPERATELY STUPID and smile at the irony...
StunnedByStupidity 6 days ago
@StunnedByStupidity By the way, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY CHECKED
Ozymandias495 6 days ago
So much hate.
danmarshctr 1 week ago
THIS GUY IS NOT FUNNY!!!!! LEE EVANS, JOHN BISHOP, MICHAEL MCCINTYRE !!!
xBenHammondzz 1 week ago
@karezza6 where the fuck did you go. Mississippi?
TimmyTimeify 1 week ago
@karezza6 Dude. Where the F*CK did you go and visit? Some hick town or boony state no doubt. All of America's not like that. We laugh at the people who DO fit those stereotypes. Don't drum up a bad rep for the whole country.
smalltownfangirl28 1 week ago
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I went to America once. Everyone is fat and they eat gigantic food portions. They are all racist warmongers who want to nuke all other countries. They think they are special and are incredibly arrogant. They wear clothes that don't fit and chew tobacco. They get drunk easily and eat squirrels. Everyone has a gun and they shoot anything that moves. They hate Mexicans and Canadians and don't have any culture. They are plagued by tornadoes and extreme weather. I am never going back.
karezza6 1 week ago 2
Like if Hetalia brought you here and you find all of this funny!
TheKKanimegirl 1 week ago 36
@Karezza6 Eyup. That's we 'Mericans all right! Except nobody here eats squirrels.. And if you found somebody who did eat one then they have some extreme mental issues. And not everyone in America is racist or hates Mexicans and Canadians. Canada is our little brother we love them.
TheKKanimegirl 1 week ago
@TheKKanimegirl I'm american and I fucking hate canadians. little bastards always have shit to say but nothing to back it up with other than "HERRRMMM we're all employed because Americans gave us their jobs and we smoke weed and let gays get married". Fuck Canada and their French faggot brethren
minimusmax 1 week ago
@karezza6 well guess whose fault that is? Thats right! Englands!!! :D
MultiWafflecakes 1 week ago
greg proops
olliegoulden 1 week ago
@olliegoulden captain obvious
cryoutBenehime 1 week ago
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who is this guy?
leifcnp 2 weeks ago
who is this guy?
leifcnp 2 weeks ago
@leifcnp Drew Carry (sp?)
jacqulineknowsbest 1 week ago
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KearoNasanam 1 week ago
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@leifcnp Description says Greg Proops.
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karezza6 2 weeks ago
well according to most demographer's and report's by the US census bureau English/Americans are in fact the largest ethnic group though most now count themselves as just American,so it is England's fault.Just look at the top 15 American surnames most are English.
keir100 2 weeks ago
@keir100 I thought it was German then Irish and then Ingerland.
N330AA 1 week ago
@N330AA ,"In the 2000 census, 24.5 million Americans reported English ancestry, 8.7% of the total U.S. population. This estimate is probably a serious undercount by over 30 million given that, in the 1980 census, around 50 million citizens claimed to be of at least partial English ancestry. In 1980, 23,748,772 Americans claimed wholly English ancestry and another 25,849,263 claimed English along with another ethnic ancestry "
keir100 1 day ago
@keir100 i got my figures on wiki... /wiki/Maps_of_American_ancestries
N330AA 1 day ago
@N330AA Thats where i was given by the guy who told me.i did say "apparently " as i havnt checked it out yet so do you say there wrong
keir100 1 day ago
@keir100 Who knows. Can't say i'm losing too much sleep over it thankfully. :)
N330AA 1 day ago
@N330AA The census office believes most who put American as there ethnicity are of English descent,our top surnames are mostly English
keir100 1 day ago
i love america
hitttman4653 2 weeks ago 7
@hitttman4653 And we feel the same for the United Kingdom. Long live the Special Relationship.
Anonignorantyank 1 day ago
I didn't know they mentioned the pilgrims' trip to Holland on QI. I read it in the 80's.
PrettiestDogEver 2 weeks ago
greg from whose line!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyRealDad 2 weeks ago
Not many Americans know, I'm sure, that the pilgrims first went to Holland but were deported after they made assaults on the members of other congregations. They had religious freedom in England but the pilgrims could not bear others having it. They wanted a society in which only their doctrine was permitted, so they set off to America to make such a society.
PrettiestDogEver 2 weeks ago
@PrettiestDogEver I only learned that last year, mind you it was from QI. I suppose I'm not many Americans.
Kaizerworks 2 weeks ago
@sailorj141 haha your right I love America from hetalia ( not just because I'm American)
Royroymiharu 2 weeks ago
I don't appreciate him insulting americans........... but it was pretty funny
armapacian 2 weeks ago
isnt thisthe guy from that teen nick VP True jackson thing
vampiregurl2 2 weeks ago
@vampiregurl2 it is, he also frequently appeared on Whose line is it anyway?
Demyxsbabe2 2 weeks ago
Lol like if you thought of Hetalia while watching this!:)
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
sailorj141 2 weeks ago 2
@sailorj141 I did! :D :D hehehe LOVE HETALIA! I posted it on this group im on on fb and people liked it! :P so many usuk references....;)
poppy2365 2 weeks ago
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INDEPEDENCE FOR ENGLAND
unfukkkmee 2 weeks ago
Kryp10yt Na it's all bull shit he no special
ascarletmoon17 2 weeks ago
Krypt10yt Na its all bullshit he's not special to me at all.
ascarletmoon17 2 weeks ago
If we are 'all god's children' what makes Jesus so special? My friend asked me to post that... It's a good question though.
ascarletmoon17 2 weeks ago
@ascarletmoon17 He's supposedly god, the son, and the holy ghost. Hence the trinity stuff. So assuming you buy into all that bs, that would be why he's so special.
kryp10yt 2 weeks ago
Greg wants more followers on twitter ---> go follow @ GregProops
dilliduda 2 weeks ago
To all English and Americans fighting
FUCK YOU
PS: "Merci" for your time...
TJPinoy 2 weeks ago
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Hetalia usuk suggestions GALORE. <3
poppy2365 2 weeks ago
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poppy2365 2 weeks ago
The only reason the US is criticized so much is because it has the world's attention at the moment, so every flaw and problem is exploited. It would be like this with any other country in the world, and the only reason it is happening is because the US is the most influential country in the world currently.
thisguyismatt1337 2 weeks ago
He fucking sounds and acts like Bill Hicks.
marco4pres 2 weeks ago
Rip on America all you want, our higher education is the best in the world. I didn't like this guy right from the get-go. His view of America is the typical Leftist lunatic one. He fits the bill pretty well too, black rim glasses, hypocritically uber-PC (because he'd never ridicule Islam the way he berates Christianity), probably gay. That's....probably why I've never heard of him...
Illumirage 2 weeks ago
just for the record greg Scottish people don't come from english people coiming up north the scottish and english are both as old as each other neither was made by the other
jimmy2k4o 3 weeks ago
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I went to America once. Everyone is fat and they eat gigantic food portions. They are all racist warmongers who want to nuke all other countries. They think they are special and are incredibly arrogant. They wear clothes that don't fit and chew tobacco. They get drunk easily and eat squirrels. Everyone has a gun and they shoot anything that moves. They hate Mexicans and Canadians and don't have any culture. They are plagued by tornadoes and extreme weather. I am never going back.
karezza6 3 weeks ago
'Why don't little reiligous weirdos get on a leaky, rickity little boat and get the fuck off the island huh?' OH LOLOLOLOL! Brilliant!
poppy2365 3 weeks ago 3
"You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on."
-Cooper, Eurotrip
Yep.
NaomiLawlietJr 3 weeks ago 3
this guy sound like benny hill's American accent
zaynounSS 3 weeks ago
this guy creeps me out.....
SharkToothe13 3 weeks ago
His English man laugh.
ladyshadowslayer 3 weeks ago
We kept y'all from starving in those 2 years. And we took most... not all... most of the brunt of the Japanese. Not so much in Burma tho. Just remember NATO. We all have each others backs.
weswaco 3 weeks ago
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Zero7evenX 2 weeks ago
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@weswaco No, You didn't 'keep us from starving'. if we didn't get the Land Lease from Roosevelt we would have got it elsewhere. The Land Lease was Americas way of keeping its backside Out of the War while everyone else fought for all humanity.
And America would have lost to the Japs if Britain didn't give America RADAR. couple that with Bletchley Parks Code Breakers and Turin's Computer, you'd either be speaking Jap or German...
... Thanks for the extra wheat and bullets.
Zero7evenX 2 weeks ago 2
@AryanWisom. Oh hi there, you might not know this, but the British soldiers are one of the best fighting forces in the world, we even train both American soldiers and officers. All of our real men have not all died. That view could be considered extremist. For two years the Brits fought against the Nazi's without America to help. It took them plenty of time to get there but we were thank full for it. In said two weeks the Americans would probably not be anywhere near close to taking over our co
neverthepoint 3 weeks ago
where's the rest !!! "I would warn the nominee he is walking on very thin water..." LMAO....
bakersteven3 3 weeks ago
I'm from the UK, I love jokes about the UK, they're funny, if I'm honest. He had some funny jokes here and there, but he was basically giving us an aggressive history lesson.
jacobswolfgirl112 3 weeks ago 2
psycho christian! what does he know just another blind sheep
this is all happening because america has turned away from God
If we did what God asked we wouldn't be in this mess.
the retards just dont get it.
JamesAlan051 3 weeks ago
@JamesAlan051 You do know that God and Jesus are two WAAAAAAY different people right? Just as believing in God and believing in the Bible are two WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY different prospective's.
PepperDr94 3 weeks ago
@PepperDr94 That is called the Trinity, Father,Son and Holy Spirit.
However, Jesus did said in John 10:30, "The Father and I are one."
also, John 1:2 He was with God in the beginning.
All kinds of interesting verses if people would only take the time to look.
JamesAlan051 3 weeks ago
@JamesAlan051 If someone cant keep a story straight for 5 minutes, what makes you think the same EXACT story word-for-word has been the same for over 2,000 years? (Talking snake, and because of 1 womans screw up, the ENTIRE gender of females have to suffer for the pain of pregnancy).... I CAN'T believe that. I WON'T believe that. I believe if your good, youre rewarded. Youre bad, youre punished. That simple. No side track.
PepperDr94 3 weeks ago
@PepperDr94Im not gonna talk about stories straight
and how nice that would be to just enter heaven
even though the bible says its all about jesus as savior
JamesAlan051 3 weeks ago
@JamesAlan051 It's sad you don't understand what I'm saying.... But yes, Heaven is nice (:
PepperDr94 3 weeks ago
im american and a select few are smart the rest ... well fuck em amaricas stupid im goin to canada and who ever wants to join me please be intelligent
Syrofail 3 weeks ago
its true. The puritans left England because they were pissed off at not being allowed to persecute people with other religions.
geordieinjapan 3 weeks ago 48
search lee evans
72ermm 3 weeks ago
wait isnt he on true jackson vp lol
demesucks 4 weeks ago
I know it's exaggerated for laughs, but does the rest of the world seem most of America as the stereotypical Deep South?
00Clank 4 weeks ago 2
@00Clank To the rest of the world, there's California, New York, Florida. The rest is just deep south :)
moltiin 4 weeks ago
@moltiin Which is then Valley Girls, Newsies from Brooklyn and old people.
00Clank 4 weeks ago
I'm an American, and this video doesn't offend me at all. What does offend me are all the comments saying that Americans are stupid. Yes, there are some of us that are, but every country has those idiots that don't know what there talking about. Yes, I'll admit that we are lied to about some things in history, but that doesn't mean that all Americans are ignorant to what really happened.
ilovetosleep22 4 weeks ago 3
300 Years ago, the English sent their puritans to America.
150 Years ago, the English sent their criminals to Australia.
Australia got the better deal.
lohphat 1 month ago 90
@lohphat Hell yeah, and the australians are way nicer too. Which just shows what people are better to deal with, the religious creeps or the criminals. Australia and New Zealand are like the only countries I bear no grudge against. Except that the Australians are very unfair over bittorrent, taking and returning very little. That's the only bad thing I can say about them.
medexamtoolsdotcom 2 weeks ago
I went to Australia last year: the passport controller asked if I had a criminal record, so I said I didn't know you still need one.
pollythewasp 2 weeks ago 2
@lohphat actually it was over 200 years ago, 1788
PheonixV2 2 weeks ago
@lohphat england did sent a few criminals to America. they were sent to what is now Georgia.
CamaroAmx 1 week ago
Perhaps that's why Britain is so Queer? All of your real men have died in wars -- or left for America. No wonder America could crush Britain in two weeks if it wanted.
AryanWisdom 1 month ago
@AryanWisdom first of all - britain still is the 5th strongest military country on the planet, so it could take a while. And if we tried, we'd be losing our closest ally, along with every place that britain owns, notably canada new zealand and australia, all of which have been our own allies. then britains allies such as germany france russia isreal ireland and japan woulld all turn against us the world would hate us and everyone with nukes would nuke us.
dont call places queer when you are<3
FluffyPuff16 1 month ago
@AryanWisdom white power seems to be this yanks thing crush the uk in 2 weeks well join the queue the spanish the french and the germans have all tried, and remember britain stood alone for 2yrs against the nazis.go back to your white power crap,america is becoming a country of neocons and mad christians .a great country sadly being run into the ground by said cons and the churches!62%of americans believe the world is 4000yr old FUCK NOW THAT IS SCARY.america stop the fundamental christians
tony671 1 month ago
and your white power dickheads.why does america have race problems its the 21stcentury lots of black people in britian we still have riots but never race riots and we are a far from perfect country but in 2 generations black people have took they're culture and brit culture mixed it up and its all good.thats why i would rather live in the uk and the NHS a national triumph free health care cradle to grave even the tories would never touch it thats why we fought ww2 for fairness for all.peace
tony671 1 month ago
@AryanWisdom
Aryan Wisdom. Aah, the neo Nazis are coming.
mybrotherisanaddict 1 month ago
@AryanWisdom Please shut up.
- the normal Americans
HejxEMx 4 weeks ago
How is it people can laugh about other countries and stuff but when it comes to them....."I find that offensive!" WTF!?!?!?!
Talk about hypocritical!!!!
mpkio 1 month ago 2
Lol just a bunch of guys in wigs~ !
I love comedy about history : )
BionicTurtleWizard 1 month ago
wait, is that a partial star of david in the background? and lol, gotta roll with the funnies.
beastdude 1 month ago
his podcast is amazing
JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja 1 month ago
wait... where was he when he did this bit?
koobz21 1 month ago
@Lovinohasamustache Surely witt and inteligence are the foundation of comedy, stereo types are great, racism has no place in modern society these differences are not based on race but culture people's inability to tell the difference is a serious scourge on our society, if racism was the foundation you would just find the most racist piece of shit of the street and give him a microphone.
natchrdanhar 1 month ago
mr. mangin? i liked the hetalia. ersion better!
abbystarheart1 1 month ago
The title of this video is so TRUE!
niekalee305 1 month ago
In Kapitalist 'Merika book reads you
tcdahn7 1 month ago
Is it me or does he sound like Doug Benson? XD
DaisyPatchie97 1 month ago
I love our Ameircan Cousins. Having a holiday in Afghanistan recently confirmed our friendship !
mark24875218 1 month ago 13
This is funny, who cares if it offends people, it offends the ones it applies to, maybe try evolving like the rest of us ''individuals'' who thinks this is just expression of humour
ElsolraSaul 1 month ago
stop taking it so seriously. I thought the American and the British insults were both hilarious.
MeganMclean94 1 month ago
This isn't offensive. It's not funny either.
JohnMais 1 month ago
God Damn, How Many Times Do Us Brits Need To Get The Piss Taken Out Of Us?? I Swear People From Different Countries Just Cant Get On These Days....Give Us A Break Please.
iBeastInFeRno 1 month ago
@iBeastInFeRno tbf we rip into everyone else almost constantly; it'd be unsporting if the colonies didn't aim a few across our bow every now and again :P
EngeneeredAristocrat 1 month ago
people need to learn to take a joke im mean come on! what kind of sketch doesn't envolve racism and stereotypes? not the good ones thats for sure, seriously racism is the foundation of comedy!! just because a comedian says something in his sketch doesnt mean its true it just means its funny
Lovinohasamustache 1 month ago
This is just not even funny. I don't know this guy, and maybe he is good, but this sketch is awful.
NSminecraftaddict 1 month ago
Yeah and we're sorry for making it. Lol just kidding :)
WaNkInGsQuIrReL 1 month ago
@TheUserCBI616464 ""to putting down Americans through videos and hateful comments. I just don't think they realize how it reflects back on them in the eyes of impressionable young Americans""
Where do you think the slander stems from, Britain, Outer Mongolia? Lets start with education:
1. What are Americans taught in school about Britain/England?
2. What do you think the British are taught in schools about America?
Please try to think, and think hard.
Zero7evenX 1 month ago 2
YES
MadMod289 1 month ago
...and now for a regular comment: love it! Greg Proops is awesome as always.
YaN8XiaojiE 1 month ago
Love this. Yes I'm American. No I don't find it offensive...At all. Anyone who thinks this is racist or stereotypical, well congratulations you are right. Calm down and get over yourself, just ENJOY THE HUMOR.
HawkWhisper23 1 month ago 104
@HawkWhisper23 HUMOUR :)
lilsi93 1 month ago
@lilsi93 Haha oopsXD
HawkWhisper23 1 month ago
@HawkWhisper23 Seconded, on all counts.
irkofan 1 month ago
I am American, this is totally true, I still love America, and I love England.
tohzokuro 1 month ago
To all the English and American's that are fighting: Shut the hell up! I'm American and I DON"T CARE!! But all these comment's are annoying! I'll tell you the truth, weith a few exceptions of media figure heads Americans are lazy, funny, nice , mean energetic, awsome, mean, bitchy, shy, happy, emo, and anything else you can think of, the same can be said about England. Everyone is different, the problem is that the media only shows you the extrems, so just sit down, shut up, and laugh.
tobimisa 1 month ago 66
@tobimisa I agree.
PhycoDreamer 3 weeks ago
@msweneedtotalk You've once Again said that I'm half right, but your comments give No explanation. William Gilbert IS the Father of Electricity, there is No Other father of Electricity, the same with the rest of what I said, It's all Right. Not half right.
I'm quite aware of how Inventing works. I've already had a discussion in these comments with someone about the Baghdad Battery
And I have Explained throughout these comments why I call 'certain deserving' Americans stupid.
Zero7evenX 1 month ago