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  • Never heckle a comedian..a comic has ALL the power behind the mic to Make a heckler look like a dumbfuck lol

  • Notice the guy after Steve says " let's fuck our cousins" a guy goes hell yeah :~o

    its like he's promoting incest

  • Dont mess with the Hoff.!

  • Hecklers fuck up shows, but this wasn't even funny remarks dealing with them. And the sayings in between weren't even needed. Other comedians have much funnier responses. Damn now I'm heckling online but shame to make a video on it and be less funny than the majority

  • Ignorant hecklers should be tazed just on principle.

  • i don;t think you dealt with the heckler well if you keep having to put him down 6 MORE times.

  • "I think we should all just **** our cousins"

    Man in background "HELL YEAH"

  • just do a whole set in a crowd of drunk whores... let them heckle, just come up with as many comebacks as possible... when you run out of comebacks... chuck a grenade into the audience... I will pay you to film this

  • @mussonman I got $5 on it...

  • "You, are a fucking dick!" xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • i was there!! was good times.

  • I get hecklers mostly in the US. i just tell them (joy of having an english accent) "My good man, im a comedian, my passion is to be witty and funny infront of large groups of people, your sitting in the dark yelling various heckles at me which eventually will come down to a battle of wits between you and I... now you can either be quiet and clam down OR i can make you look MORE of a fool than you already do in a venue that you PAID to get into and at the end of the night will pay me.."

  • dude, I've seen some of your vids and you seem to get heckled, ALOT! What's going on?

  • @big1gangsta2clink ...at comedy clubs like this people actually heckle a LOT...i've been several times...it happens all the time...people just yell dumb stuff out all the time

  • you're hilarious dude. good job on that performance

  • I was drinking pepsi and at 0:59 you made me spit it out all over my lap... Congradulations to you sir. Well done.

  • I can't STAND hecklers!!!! They don't freaking realize that they are ruining a show that people are PAYING for!!! They are just like the fucker in the movie theatre that came to talk on their cell phone and fuck their girlfriend in the middle of the movie!!! Next time you get heckled man, I would insist that the smart ass come on stage and show everyone his comedy routine. It's a win win situation, cause he'll either get on stage and look like an ass or he'll sit there and shut his mouth! lol

  • Does this 'heckling' shit happen often?

  • @wbgoaf After 3 months of doing comedy, I got to see 2 lovely hecklers. So, I'd say yes.

  • Wow...now whenever people call you a douche...you can now use that line as a MEGA comeback

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  • lmao dude, you fucked him up

  • Other Comic Advantages Over A Heckler 1) Have not been drinking to the point of stupefaction for the past couple of hours 2) Heckler doesn't have a microphone 3) Nobody came to see the heckler 4) Comic is not distracted by training schedule for Special Olympics 5) Comic can talkk in bigg words

  • just found your vids, FUCKING HILARIOUS! come to Florida!!!

  • Look at the shadow behind him! That shit is cool! How'd he do that? It looks like Maya Angelou on crank....

  • So any chance you'll be coming to a small country Estonia any time?

  • sorry hofstetter, im stealing that douche line

  • I noticed this guy has a lot of videos where hes being heckled O.o either he IS really bad or he needs to reconsider the types of crowds he performs in front of...

  • @bloocuttlefish LMFAO and in every video they say they love him afterwards. U were sayin ?

  • @iPSLee I wasn't being serious dude lol don't get your dick in a knot xD

  • Haha he totally came up with all that off of the dome, I'd love to see him actually prepare some shit beforehand to fire back at the heckler; that would be amazing.

  • Why is it the hecklers are almost always women?

  • @kepalametal Because women think they are above retaliation.

  • Had such a good time watching you here in Kirksville, even though we aren't near shit. Thanks for coming out and hope to have you again!

  • Makes me depressed there are people like that in my hometown.

  • At 0:41 What did you say to the heckler, I cant make it out?

  • @TheDukeSpirit71 I said "I don't know what you said, but I'm sure it was stupid."

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  • @Kento617 I You know what's funny? I could have been just satisfied with the first 32 seconds lol

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  • @thehofstetter irony

  • you should plug the mixer into your camera to get better sound. can't hear what the put downs are apart from the first one.

  • One thing is for certain: Lansing comedy crowds are incredibly ruthless. I've seen the best material at Connxtions when people try to heckle and the entire set becomes blasting the moron that won't shut up. You're the man Steve!

  • I know you don't have an amazing view of canada since you visited before, but I can't recall where that was, you should've visited Ontario, Toronto to be exact, you're funny, good work.

  • YOU ARE A FUCKEN DICK " ahahahah!!!

  • The best part was at 2:19 when he made the funny joke about having sex with someones mom! I was all like "OH NO HE DIDNT"! Then the second best part was when the mean guy was making chicken noises and he called that guy a DICK. I was all like "DOUBLE OH NO HE DIDNT"! This guy is on fire! What will he come up with next?!?!?

  • WTF? Where I am they kick their asses out.

  • If you haven't already been to Wyoming, don't come during the winter. It fucking blows dick. Any other time, feel free to do some standup here. :D

  • "I am a douche. After I fucked your mom, she smelled better." Fucking classic! I love it!

  • can you come to aus

  • dude this shit looks so set up i think he cant come up with jokes that are funny so he resorts to setting these things up to waste time. i mean look at dave chappelle he never had a problem with anyone like this ITS CAUSE HE IS ACTUALLY FUNNY

  • @xiAresx Wait, so you think it's fake because Dave Chappelle never had a problem with hecklers? Wow, just Wow.

  • @xiAresx How do you know Dave Chappelle hasn't had trouble with hecklers? Did you go to EVERY one of his shows?

  • @xiAresx I promise you that these hecklers are not set ups. I've been to dozens of shows at Connxtions Comedy Club in Lansing. It's in a shit part of the city but the comedians are great. Unfortunately, the people that come in there often don't rank much higher than pond scum. It's always a treat when you get to see a comedian destroy one of these people.

  • I remember you from California University of PA last year !

  • fozzie bear could learn how to handle statler and waldorf from these guys

  • hahaha! "Do you really think I didn't write the end of this joke?" lol Love you broski! (no homo)

  • "You know what, I am a douche. I am! 'Cause after I fucked his mom, she smelled better. *shrugs*"

    FLAWLESS VICTORY.

  • I'm on a mission to watch every single one of these and then I am going to check out the free downloaded cd. Cheers!

  • Hahaha, you know the comedian's comebacks are good when you're laughing out loud and clapping at the computer. At home. By yourself. I'm lonely.

  • @daveeeed99 Thank you for your honesty.

  • It's a little off topic, but...

    You sounded like Neil Patrick Harris when you said 'You are a fucking dick."

    o.=.o

  • Youre gonna be one of the greats one day, mark my words. One of the key ingredients for being a comic imo is the ability to handle hecklers.

  • respect man, excellent job!

  • As much as getting heckled sucks for a comedian it rocks for the audience who watches them unleash on the idiots brave, or stupid enough to open their mouths. Great job. Quick wit is God given and not something you can learn. It takes huge stones to be a professional comedian.

  • I like all ur videos dude. Keep up the good work. :)

  • You are a genius, please come and tour the UK at some point xD We'd love to have you over here :)

  • @Jeffo193 July 2012. Details on my website.

  • @thehofstetter Awesome :)

  • @thehofstetter That's brilliant, really hope I can make it to that. You're genuinely very good.

  • @Jeffo193

    Hey bro, are you ever thinking bout coming to New Zealand? That would be sick!

  • @TheConamc I am, but you may have meant to ask @thehofstetter rather than me...i've no doubt he's funnier, but i could give it a shot? ;)

  • @Jeffo193 Oops, my bad. Sorry bro

  • @MrWannabeComic Where did you say WHAT?

  • @MrWannabeComic You claim to go to comedy clubs, and 99% of them use "bad language". Stop lying.

  • @MrWannabeComic LOL! You have a problem with "bad language" and you go to comedy shows? You are either lying, or you have a serious mental issue.

  • @MrWannabeComic I don't pay money for tickets/drinks only to be forced to listen to some piece of shit loser in the audience.

  • you really need to point the camera at the hecklers and do a split screen...that way they can demonstrate their drunken mentality clearly to the rest of us...

    Maybe you'd need their permission or something...but mentioning there's a camera pointed at them in the process of asking them if they'd agree to it being used for fun poking at their expense will shut them up anyway!

    subbed

  • Another idiot with a small penis taking it out on an innocent comedian and coming off worse.

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  • @PimpinTacos He thought you had that look that you were going to heckle him at any moment. He is a professional comedian, he tends to have an eye for when shit is about to go down on his show. :o)

  • needs subtitles!

  • why doesnt this guy have ashow

  • I know comedians may not like hecklers, but my favorite moments in standup have come from these little tangents.

  • @Raideortega So you like hecklers. You are a pathetic douche.

  • I like your videos and you are funny. However, it does seem that you get heckled a lot...

  • @nabstra he is opening at a bar. it is expected.

  • ahahaha the mom joke was priceless xD

  • @Shadowdreamer4 My mom is 83...if a 30 something wants to fuck her I think at her age thats a result for mom!

  • @MumblingMickey ...that...doesn't apply to what I said?

  • The Hofstetter's Guide to Silencing Hecklers. All Comedians should watch this video.

  • haha you sir are the best at handling hecklers

  • I just checked ur website. Nice hatemail archive, I love the "you guys are the worst friends ever" response.

  • man you're awesome! Thanks for posting all of these videos. Quick question; how often do people heckle at your shows?

  • Steve, you are unreal

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  • I find the 'Toodles' at the end very offensive. I am British, and that is discrimination!

    Bloody hell, I need some tea and biscuits!

  • @PimpinTacos Because you have a histrionic personality.

  • @PimpinTacos fag

  • Good lord, you're amazing.

    COME TO ENGLAND!

  • WTF, did I just hear someone say "Hell YEAH" when Steve said "maybe we should just fuck our cousins and get it over with." ? That. Is. Messed. Up.

  • @PimpinTacos Maybe your balls were showing?

  • @PimpinTacos I was at that show too; he kept telling jokes, but I couldn't figure out why...lmao

  • LOVE THIS GUY .. . i like how hes just sittin there staring at them like they were retards. . . . "You Are A Dick" Hahah!

  • I cant believe someone made chicken noises like that, it something you expect a child to do, not an adult. Also, the chicken sounds he made was rather disturbing. Because the chicken sounds were very realistic so when you factor in the whole 'cousin fucking jokes' it gives the impression of that clown fucks chickens and lures them out of their chicken coop with chicken mating sounds.

  • when will you be on comedy central

  • You can download one of my albums free at stevehofstetter dotcom - and thumbs up this comment so everyone can get a free copy.

  • you seem to get heckled A LOT... you handle them nicely tho. respect :D

  • @PimpinTacos Sorry, but I was in Orlando that weekend. If a comedian was "staring at you," I'm guessing it was because you were in the audience, and we face the audience while on stage.

  • why didnt the venue guys just kick him out? if i was in the audience i would have wanted my money back if this asshole wasn't stopped.

  • Posted on muh birthday. Best. Gift. Ever. Laughed so hard XD

  • i cryed.. laughing...

  • That's what I am afraid of with my stand-up... hecklers I'm not sure I could stand my ground?

  • @chr1sfenton same here man ;) i'm always afraid their gonna make an ass outta me.

  • @IWillEatYourInsanity right, cause sometimes, i'm not even that good, in regular ass hole situations.

  • Funny stuff

  • "i am a douche, therefore when I fuck his mom, she smelled better"

     LMFAO

  • "You are a fucking dick" LMFAO! Too great.

  • While you may be funner then 99% of hecklers, Steve, let's face it, there's some professional comedians who should be working at McDonald's. Some that are like - the Rebecca Black of comedians.

  • @JamiJR With a laugh track instead of Auto-Tune?

  • more like, "How to Handle a Comedian".

  • This pleases me

    

  • These always put a grin on my face.

    Thx for the upload ^^

  • good one hahaha.

  • dude your a beast!!!! keep slayin em

  • You should do a tour.

  • "You're right, I am a douche, because after I fucked your mother, she smelled better."

    One of the better burns I've heard in quite some time. Kudos, Sir.

  • WINNING! Damn you run into a LOT of hecklers!

  • Steve ur awesome man i love that u just call ppl out wen they're bein asses cause we r all thinkin it and u take the time out of ur show to say it keep up the good work

  • I think you're halarious, I realy do. thats why I subed, but the only thing is, I find your pauses between jokes or just awkward silences are too long, thats all.. But halarious stuff man!

  • I wonder how this would have played out if the heckler was also a comedian

  • I can't wait till he goes and punch some if these dumb ass people.

  • honestly i think hecklers add to the show it lets you see how quick and funny the comedian is as long as it doesnt go on and on

  • @cbr6864 If they say funny things once in a while, sure. But when they just keep saying stupid shit all show, fuck em.

  • @cbr6864 what does being quick always have to do with funny? steven wright was hilarious, but would have been stumped by hecklers. sometimes a heckler can completely stop things with one word. and if the guy is quick, let him dictate how to use that quickness, as he/she is the performer. only in comedy is that basic rule of audience confused. it's NEVER a good idea to heckle.

  • @cstrait if the guy writes his own material he should have no problem dealing with a heckler.

  • @cbr6864 some people are slower with their material, whether they write it or not. it's confrontation, some people can't deal with it, some take it in stride.

  • @cbr6864 i think you are confusing writing skills with improv skills. the two do not need to go together to form a great stand-up.

  • @cstrait if i wanted to see the work of a good writer id read a book, a good comedian should be able to handle a heckler.

  • @cbr6864 and a good bulletproof vest should be able to handle a bullet. but the guy who fired it is still an asshole... just like the heckler. just because he can handle it, doesn't make it appropriate. all hecklers should be dragged out of a club, and beaten severely.

  • @cstrait its a live show almost any jackass can read a script it takes a comedian to make a great show. a great show shouldnt be the same everytime he should be able to flow with the crowd.

  • @cstrait are you fucking retarded? where did he say that being 'quick always has to do with [being] funny'?

    but since you brought it up, a stand up comedian must battle with hecklers, hence being quick is important and if he is any good, funny. if you are funny but not quick, go write for SNL.

    so thanks for your insight and putting words in people's mouth, cockbag.

  • @dwarner1 there are many different styles of stand-up. improv is only one of them. that is the skill one uses to deal with hecklers. you can have previously written lines, but they do not always fit. but clearly, you are a dick-less loser who never became what he wanted to be, so he heckles to mask inferiority. you're anger at my observational comment proves that. how many bouncers have broken your nose? if you come to my show, i'll do it myself.

  • @cstrait as terrified as i am from a youtube comment threat, i am going to risk replying...

    at what point did i say i heckle comedians? do you always throw in your assumptions like this? same thing i called you retarded for initially. and it looks like the title fits.

  • @dwarner1 as much as you seem to think i need someone's entire bio to reply to an ignorant comment, i am going to assume a few things. nobody defends hecklers except hecklers themselves, and maybe alcohol distributors. it's like saying you defend nazis, but you aren't one. and perhaps beginning sentences with, "are you fucking retarded?" may also bring about assumptions about your intentions.

  • @cstrait i think maybe you just need to learn to read. i have not, in any way, defended hecklers. are you confused?

    the 1st thing i said was that you were putting words into another commenter's mouth. the virtues of heckling have not left my mouth. good luck with learning to read.

  • @dwarner1 gee, where could i have gotten the idea that he associated quick with funny? could it be where he used the words, "quick" and "funny"? read it again, genius. and his follow-up, he did in fact, associate the two as mutually inclusive for a comedian.

  • @cstrait i don't really care. my point was you went off on a tangent before anyone even addressed what you were babbling about.

    but i do tend to think that a standup comedian should be quick. it's not a deal breaker, but he will have a hard time with the inevitable heckling. (which while funny, is obnoxious)

    let us part ways now, dear friend, cstrait1. good luck on your shows and try to stop breaking people's noses.

  • Steve, you are awesome! Please come back to American University next year!

  • Met steve at a show at Indiana University. He seriously is a fucking cool dude

  • love it steve :)

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