Klingon Females and Their Pure Wrongness

[garret013]

LMAO the only time I've seen Riker truly scared

[theironiclove]

Which episode is this? I don't remember it.

[SapphireCrusader1988]

Riker: Oh, the things I do for the Federation.

[beavobeave]

I didn't know Snooki appeared on Star Trek

[SciFiGuardsman]

Death by Snoo-Snoo!

[spadehatesscrewtube]

ho ho ho, earth boy you are in for a lot more than you knew about. can i watch? ;)

[lancerooke]

Riker could handle it.

[chrismc410]

@lancerooke He's crazy enough to try to do it with both of them.

[knuckleheadX98]

I'd do a Klingon female...

[aethertech]

Run riker, RUUUUN FOR THE...well, I don't think you'd be able to out run the klingon females if they want to have you..sorry buddy.

[MarioMetroidFan]

0:43 Riker: ... Oh shit!

[reachforacreech]

haha i see what you did there

[OJtheModerator]

@handpratze That idea raises quite a few questions of compatibility.

[TheMessianicManic]

Don't pretend you wouldn't do it.

[cwross1976]

mm, i luv klingon chicks, especially b'tor... nice rack and a relatively cute face, i mean for a kilngon...

[cwross1976]

@handpratze probably not as bad as you might be thinking... or bad enough if thats your thing...

[adrenblast]

Klingon women. The stuff nightmares are made of.

[Paakun80914]

@adrenblast Nightmares? For some that would be a dream come true, LOL

[richardwhittle]

this is stupid.

[levitan71]

you need to drink something stronger then that to endure whats to come my boy.. ^_^

[mwdesigns09]

"One or both..." made my day!

[redman8903]

Klingon women are soft and gentle compared to Scottish chicks.

[angryoldfatman]

Hope he likes it rough.

[Gizziiusa]

if you watch rikers facial expression closely at :44, it looks like a mash-up of fear, curosity, and arousal.

[rosieeb123]

Will is the SPACE PIMP.

[jmrwacko]

RIKER THREESOME WITH KLINGON WOMEN, GO

[VanMan1]

Is it me, or did the first Klingon woman in that scene later play L'ersa of the Duras sisters?

[AaronHungwell]

Riker is a PIMP! He shoulda tapped the Black Klingon and sent her barbed Klink vajayjay to Sto'V'o'Kor!

[anothercarpenter]

hmmmm, Dual female klingon attack positions???? this requires the john holmes tactics of an earlier era 8-)

[Kurbyxo]

....id tap that....

[Cathain78]

15 years later, the Klingon species died of a previously unknown sexualy transmitted disease carried by a human.

[coyran]

@Cathain78 Something he brought back from Risa no doubt.

[UncleMikeNJ]

Not enough bloodwine on the ship for me to go for it.

[BunnaySango]

She serious? Yes. More wine please.

[LowellMorgan]

Imagine if the genders were reversed here

[lisacnt]

Welder wed have to be told what to do if this ever happen to him!

[dogzilla09]

got to love Klingon women.

[normalpsychology]

Kirk would've shot and killed all of them and then made-out with Spock.

[spadehatesscrewtube]

@normalpsychology thats hot.

[normalpsychology]

@spadehatesscrewtube You must be a female. lol.

[squidman22]

Drink up.

[featheredhorse]

This is the episode that first made me love Commander Riker.

[richie8811]

bunga bunga with klingon sisters

[Xazhi]

Me in this situation:

"NO THANKS! SEE YOU LATER!"

*Downs drink and hauls ass out of town*

[Grepple1234]

God!! These Klingon women are soooo Hot!!!

[lurconis666]

Goddamn, that's one ugly bitch!

[borgduck]

Riker's screwed!! No pun intended,

[JapaneseJoe101]

Luv the look on Riker's face. "She serious?"

Klingon: "Yes"

Riker:"Damn, shoulda had a V8..."

[waldoman7]

If this is wrong I don't want to be right...though from what I can make out of those teeth with this crappy video quality, maybe I don't want THAT klingon woman.

[2wingo]

@waldoman7 You don't. There are some attractive female Klingons, but that is most certainly not one them.

[GreenLanternSalem]

Sorry Counselor, I need a little roughness today :). -Signed, WILL

[asuch874]

A rare perverse scene.

[evrbody]

AH HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA you would be dead.

[Archedgar]

"One or both?" Ha! good answer.

[Setosama02]

I remember this episode! It's a fun episode to watch. =)

[Metathran]

What episode is this?

[knightryderrwn]

@Metathran,

It's called "A Matter of Honor." From Season 2.  :)

[Metathran]

@knightryderrwn Cool, thanks.

[knightryderrwn]

@Metathran,

You're welcome. One of my favorite episodes, actually. I mean, really shows the Klingons in a way we hadn't seen before.

Riker -- "Yesterday, I did not know how....to eat gagh."

[Hauntedman1]

This is why Klingons rule everything is a battle to be won including sex!

[airwolfman]

If you hear carefully, you can hear Butthead chuckling in the background.

[species6339]

Klingon humour, nothing beats it. At least Klingon women understand S&M, lol

[species6339]

Klingon humour, nothing beats it.

[Bra1de]

Riker is so scared of her XD!

[rencrow]

sounds like something from a bad porn.

[Todyo1798]

Klingon women, should be fucked with a cattle prod on hand.

[JamieMcLochlin]

LOL Drink up as much as you can before she comes back!

[highwind8124]

I saw this one Futurama episode where the Amazonian women crushed male pelvises due to "snu-snu".

[argo984]

Kirk would of been right up in that shit!

[thorvonstein]

@argo984 Except he absolutely despises Klingons...

[argo984]

@thorvonstein So I guess he'd put a bag on her head :p

[Sephlock]

@argo984 Literally.

[FlowrellikTS]

@argo984 Kirk with a klingon woman.........eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeh bad idea.

[cwross1976]

@argo984 oh yeah, no rain coat or anything... just a quick fix from bones after...

[msinvincible2000]

for the first time I see Riker terrified by the idea of having sex. LOL

[TheFlyWahine]

Lol por riker, thay look like thay are about to eat him.

[donluchitti]

they'd make Riker's meat Dolphin look like it had been caught by sadistic Japanese Fishermen.

[Paakun80914]

I know such women take your breath away but Klingon women will squeeze it out of you! LOL

[species6339]

Riker and 2 Klingon Females, some party that would b eor a Brawl, lol

Anyone see when Harry Kim from "Voyager" attracted the attention of a Klingon Female in Season 7, lol

[zazzooooo]

This scene has been my very favorite from TNG and in my favorite episode. Thanks for posting it.

[TheCaptainFarns]

Death by snoo snoo!

[Sairin13]

@TheCaptainFarns Then the large women, then the petite women.

[aaronsamuel84]

LMFAO!!



[Taospark]

0:17 Random Klingon female crew member is very interested in Riker's endurance

[omarhjawaid]

i bet klingons have nasty smelling snatches

i'd still hit it with a fury

[Paakun80914]

@omarhjawaid You think you can endure them?

[Bellairs120466]

Both.

It's Riker, he'll be doing both.

[HeavenlyValo]

I spy with my little eyes......

A CURSOR!!!

[mahdogzbite]

Come on guys... men fuck sheep... I think a huge-breasted klingon woman won't be that bad.

[brownblair98]

There are....worse ways to die....

Can't think of any off the top of my head,though....

[Voodooray007]

Drink hard Riker.....drink hard.

[panchamkauns]

0:16 EPIC HOT

[cooldaddyjames2814]

hey as for klingon females I wouldn't mind fucking the darker on e and I always thought Bator Duras was attractive.

[cooldaddyjames2814]

@Swordsman808 just like kirk.

[MissouriKid88]

She's looking at him like, "Are you as turned on as I am right now?"

[ProSitu]

rofl riker 0:26

[cantecleer]

-- Riker....... pimp of the universe

[mbenzsl2000]

klingon pussy is the only pussy that bites back........

[BeondaPale]

Pause it @ 0:37. He's terrified

[joshyboy1983]

Good Lord!! Riker would hit ANYTHING THAT MOVED!!!!!

[frogambassador]

Press 9 repeatedly for Riker feeling dozy :d

[Draknfyre]

Don't forget the alien who had an alien fetish (her society didn't know of the existence of aliens) and wouldn't help him escape until he had sex with her. He was hesistant, but had no choice.

Personally, if a hot alien chick came up to me, and said "fuck me or you won't escape", I wouldn't have too much of a problem with it.

[tlucentefl]

@Draknfyre Riker was all like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. >:|"

[Paakun80914]

@ArmaniDemon

Once you go Klingon you can't go back!

If you are intact afterwards, LOL

[bdsterne1]

@ArmaniDemon yeah that was a little bit questionable for ol Riker.

[Bitemis]

I heard Klingons speaking german.

[Bianaryexistance]

I kept on trying to move my cursor off the screen



[undergroundalcoholsi]

@Bianaryexistance LOL me too xD

[TheMikewill]

R:She's serious?

K: Yes

R: I'm gonna need some beer goggles for this one.

[TwistedFishProduc]

Riker: Next Gens Kirk

[TetrisLock]

@TwistedFishProduc Fuck yea.

[worldofdancetheater]

Great scene!

[Taylor13371337]

i bet klingons have huge dicks

[msmoonbeam91]

boldly going where no man has gone before.... or is that many men?

[jedichris8]

LMAO..

Riker: She serious?

Klingon: Yes

Riker: Fuuuuuuuuu.. *drinks more beer*

[badgarcia]

he dont write he dont call...,.

[TheMissrayne]

Damn... One or both? lol

[Darck563]

which follow from is this?

[GreenFont]

I would not be surprised if klingon females have os-penises.

[Nemesisangel19]

Im thinking Klingon Klap stings more than earth clap :P.

[chrisman737]

Would have been even funnier if it were Wesley in that position.

[Draknfyre]

@chrisman737

Wesley had that chance. In one of the first episodes they were on a very liberated planet, and was told outright by a girl that they could have sex ("We can go back and play other games, adult kind of games."), and he declined, saying "I don't think I'm old enough for those kinds of games."

[Paakun80914]

@Draknfyre

Wesley was not brave enough to go "Where no man has gone before"

He needed to read about Cmdr. Trip, an expert in "First Contact", LOL

[Phoboskomboa]

@Paakun80914 Heh, trip really should have taken "no glove, no love" to heart.

[whatthehellimbored]

just put a bag over her head

[Merlinmagi]

Duke would still hit it.

[smcneal057]

I hope Riker knows that Klingon four play is rough as hell.

[Peristerygr]

@smcneal057 How do you know? You've "been" there?lol

[smcneal057]

@Peristerygr

I think most Trekkies have been there with Klingons.

[B1izzardHawk]

funny how he immediatly earns their respect at the "one or both" comment

[LuckyAssult]

I love Ricker's "Oh shit" face when he realizes the Klingon women "challenge accepted".

[DawnNoir]

death by snoo snoo!

[GabrielMajere]

Lucky bastard. If he doesn't take them I will.

[gaarack]

Qoonos girls are easy....

[mossgeorge2001]

Sex with a Klingon sister, I wouldn't mind trying that but I would make sure a hospital was near.

[johydee1]

I love the look of fear on Rikers face when she says she'll be back for him!

[UltimateDeliciousPie]

10 Minutes later.

Riker "I had SNU SNU"

[aggiefan88]

@UltimateDeliciousPie ROFL, broken hips and a cigarrette. best episode ever

[Blastaar7]

It's a good thing Riker had his beard. The klingons would've killed him if he didn't.

[superhornet69]

Klingons are very warlike...when you screw a Klingon chick, you better have full armor and a helmet on your dick.

[starbaselancaster]

@Swordsman808 He's only following that old Starfleet mandate: "To Boldly Go Where No Man has Gone Before!"

[MysteryoftheGods]

If Klingon sex is wrong, I don't want to know what right is!!

[xxkyros]

It is Not.. Qem` qeng qevpob. Ask Your Qel Before Mating With klingon. And wIH , yot and yuv! Make Sure Your Qel is `um, he will do a `Iw Test. on you.

[omar168]

So would the average human survive one night with a klingon woman?

[studentofsmith]

@omar168 With prompt medical treatment I'd say the odds are in your favor.

[mikalero]

@omar168 Given the birth of Be'lanna Torres, I'd say yes.

[smcneal057]

Klingon pussy is the only pussy in the galaxy that will hit back. Riker think about this...

[QueenMAB418]

Riker = the Man Whore. In Every Star Port, Planet, Away Mission (if he can) in Every Galaxy, most especially on Raisa 7! (Where he can just display his Hor-gon and bounce from couch to couch poolside)...must be making up for all that time lost growing up in Alaska..."one or both?" Teh win! ¡¡Epic!!

[omega856]

"One or both?" That was fucking awesome!

[fridgnetha]

Look at his horrified face.

[ajcusn]

Even with his 24th Century enlightened worldview, Riker is still thinking, "what an ugly bitch!"

[msinvincible2000]

hahahaha, poor Riker. This is the first and only time I've seen him disgusted and horrified by a female....

[InfernalApocalypse]

@Swordsman808

A 'try-sexual', then.

[logik316]

I'd take them.

[kuunami]

@logik316

me too. lol.

[StarshipMaxima]

I love it when Riker channels James T. Kirk.

[DaytonaRoadster]

...well shit how many times in your life do get that chance...get u some!!

[korvettereshtarc]

Then a hearty "KAI!" to wrongness!

Glory to the Empire!

(Personally I'd be watching the quiet one...the other female makes her intentions obvious.)

[JemmetGK]

So, why are these Klingon women wrong?

And be very cautious with your answer, 'less you invoke the wrath of my mate...

[Purplecatsoup30]

Ew disgusting barbarians. How did they ever reach for the stars, one wonders?

Yeah it's just TV but still. Gross Klingons!

[specom]

@Purplecatsoup30 They were colonised by a spacegoing race called the Herc. The Kilngons overthrew them and took their warp technology.

[ioport]

Hit that fucking Klingon pussy Riker!

[Sorinphyre]

@ioport Which one? I mean, they got 3 tits, how many vaginas do they have?

[DancingSpiderman]

@Sorinphyre BWAAhaha I heard that from Beavis-n-ButtHead...

[OneTrueEdge]

@ioport It's going to hit him. And he's afraid for his life.

[KevinEdwardMiah]

what episode is this?

[terroboy]

wow riker is desperate

[SweetWhiskerz]

I'd mack the one who wanted Riker......

[friedfish1982]

id hit,,,, i am desprate after all

[LMUli]

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