Headzup: Chuck Norris For President Of Texas

[MrSlimshady961]

I can't vote yet but I vote for chuck norris

[TheCarguy974]

Silberdachs was killed by Chuck Norris when he dared to call Chuck an asshole. Chuck roundhouse kicked him.

[TheCarguy974]

What is the music that begins at 0:05

[TheCarguy974]

The creator of Headzup made a video making fun of Chuck Norris. The creator of Headzup was latter found dead. Cause of death: A roundhouse kick to the head delivered by Chuck Norris.

[SuperHooterboy]

Chuck chuck chuck!!!!!!!!!!

[Openeyes777]

you ppl do realize that that wasn't really Chuck Norris right? lol. ppl are commenting like he really means to do what this video says! anyway i found the video very funny i love Chuck Norris's movies!

[Pisces31660]

the man is a third rate "actor" and i use the word loosely...has the IQ of a cotton ball and the penis of an inch worm. I dont understand the attraction. He is wears make up and has "stunt doubles" there isn't anything very real about him. He reads scripts and memorizes lines for a living. Why would anyone take him seriously??

[TheDennyLoL]

LOL



[selfbrocman]

commented eliminated by chuck nurris

[jimisajewboy]

chuck/norris 2012!

[donjuandonjuan]

i lol'ed

i'd really would wonder if this man was made president.

wonder if he's dead serious about leading a country.

[blyantenmig]

THIS IS FAKE YOU CANT TAKE A PICTURE OF CHUCK NORRIS

[MrJohnnyrace]

Go get em Chuck !!!!!!

[7blueblood]

Norris/Palin 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Zachtheman010]

chuck norris is an actor

[CemeteryMan97051]

It'd be awesome if this were indeed real

[WesleyB07252]

Im glad I live in Texas

[djking10XO]

chuck norris is a god... nuff said.

[bulldogg1111]

chuck norris does his long distance running every morning because thats how the eart spins around every 24 hours

[Hs93er]

Chuck Norris is the Best

[Lucaq96]

ke cagata -.-

[MegaReptiles]

At my school 70% of students voted Chuck Norris for president!

[mewimi]

@MegaReptiles If they knew what type of person he really was,  I can promise you they wouldnt! :P

[NiggvaR]

That would be my favorite country :D

[yongflu100]

q boiola

[LetsBringPeace]

Lol Chuck Norris is an asshole but I love Texas ranger, i could never truly hate him after that show =[

[MsItalian82]

I like him!

[RichardSwayne]

Austin will burn like Atlanta!

[bluegrassreb]

@RichardSwayne yeah another war crime ASSHOLE, but you will brag about rape and pillage wont you? faggot

[RichardSwayne]

Secessionist Pig!

[TicTacOnline]

chuck norris is a good role model. he kills people. XD

[Silberdachs]

Chuck Norris wears the worst rug I've ever seen.

And he's a total asshole.

A killer combination.

[bellydweller]

we've already seen what happens when we have a president who thinks kicking ass is the solution to everything. stop mad cowboy disease

[Waywardgoat]

Chuck Norris is my hero.

[Dinos86Senior]

Chuck Norris should be president of the World.

[1Nekit1]

@Dinos86Senior But what`s will be happened if that "President Of The World" might will... FAAAAAAAART?!?!?!?!?!?! - KAMIKAZE aliens are suicide flight into us............... What The FUuuuuuuudbhgfihyufruihkdlf

[Addictedgamer1]

@Dinos86Senior He is you have to know that someones behind the curtains pulling all the strings right?

[Dinos86Senior]

@Addictedgamer1

If he would pull "the strings" planet earth should have legs and arms.

[jagsaiyan]

@Dinos86Senior He doesnt need to.. he owns it already.

[Dinos86Senior]

@jagsaiyan

Chuck Norris is "Politically Correct", even when he round-kicks your teeth down your throat.

[MrShadowxtreme]

@Dinos86Senior Chuck norris should be president of the universe.

[Dinos86Senior]

@MrShadowxtreme

Round-kicking Venus.

Pretty sexist but I almost like it.

[Dinos86Senior]

@MrShadowxtreme

Or

Walker, Venus Ranger

for the Gay Community Rights / votes!

yeah I admit it's awful using always venus but they were the only jokes that came up in my mind

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Dinos86Senior

Zombie Bruce Lee would kick his ass.

[azzazazel]

sorry man Poland and Czech never was a soviet republic go back to school

[ythb123]

I say CHUCK norris.

[azzazazel]

sorry for mine bad english but i dont get where exept WW2 russian crush Polish buy tanks i thonk u know diferent histoey man then me please tell me becous i dont no that. Or is new europe history writen by american what is not yet publish??? please check first then write heree

[omegapointil]

Teabaggers all think they're in some sort of western film starring them. Norris really doesn't understand things that are beyond his level of comprehension. He lives his life like its a film he's in. Stop being a leader when you're not fit. Leave it to people who understand.

[jeff2133]

i swear to jebus the if chuck runs for president

i will vote for him

[IngoGabriel]

If Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn`t get wet but the water gets Chuck Norris.

[maximushg2]

once chuck norris laughed so hard while drinking a glass of milk he accidentally shitted a cow

[rf7w]

civil war 2nd american revolution

[rf7w]

there has already been a 2nd american revolution

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

There has been? Funny, never heard of that before.

[dare751]

CHUCKS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! XD

[jobedied]

Chuch Norris is so strong he can catch a fart and paint it green. No human has ever had that kind of strength.

[messeduppupxboxlive]

chuck norris can push through doors that say pull

[chucknorrisforprz]

ya for chuck!!!!!

[RadarKat73080]

You know, there's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, there is just another fist!

[elsamuraiguapo]

Brian: That's insane!

[joekopor]

this video is ignorant...... it would be the third american revolution. the South i.e. (confederacy) already seceded from the union

[slusheee]

lol

[TomVu99]

now who's going to back texas if mexico or other country invades?

[CorvetteScorpio]

Naw, I don't think Mexico would want to fight Texas again. Texas is twice the size as the UK and Germany or Iraq.

[grizzly50cal]

God help america if Chuck Norris starts the second american revolution! I'll move to Texas if he does

[rommelAOE]

already here, but you're more than welcome to join in.

[BenjaminWirtz]

Me too

[texasrebel89]

ill vote for him, first we need to secede from the union, hopefully we will so we wont have to put up with this liberal politics bullshit thats gonna end up biting everyone in the ass

[XXXREDROOMXXX]

Chuck Norris - President of Texas - We can rename Texas - Chucknoristan - build a huge statue of Chuck Norris five times larger than the Statue of Liberty - on the moon. Turn the Alamo into the new White House - the House of Norris and invade Mexico - straight through to South America - then Antarctica - if it doesn't melt from the heat of our guns. Really, could there be a better plan, only Chuck Norris knows.

[mechanicalbu11]

except for the invading of south American states i am cool with it

[angelofdeath1560]

Wow....seriously...?Everyone is getting political over a jokexD

I will vote for chuck norris xD

[jackrabitcafe]

you assholes got your dumb ass kicked at the alamo by a bunch of poor uneducated mexicans armed with 50 year old muskits, shovels, and axes. then 15 years later the u.s. army had to save your dumb ass in the u.s. mexican war. then the same u.s. army had to kick your dumb ass in the civil war. when will you dumb asses ever learn ??? is this the effect of home schooling???

[colemantis]

Jesus Christ, open a fucking book and read it.

Texans were outnumbered by about 2000 men. I'd like to see you pick up arms and fight for something you believed in with those odds.

15 years later from...the Battle of the Alamo? Well, that would make it 1851. The Mexican-American War ended by then.

Read the Texas Ordinance of Secession. You'll understand that some of the reasons Texas left the Union was because YOUR Union wasn't protecting Texas like they should have been.

[Txman1996]

Great comment. How exactly was the U.S. Army involved with TX in the Civil War? What battle was that?

[jackrabitcafe]

the u.s.(united states) army was the army of the union. anyone who fights when they are outnumbered by 2000 are dumbasses. it was 12 years between the alamo and the end of the mexican war. are texans proud that they were a slave state? there were at least 5 civil war battles in texas. perry and norris (who got a big tax hike) are making texans look real stupid. i kind of hope texas secedes but it will soon turn blue with the help of these 2 dumbasses a lot faster. "remember the alamo"HaHa .

[colemantis]

There were numerous times throughout American history when we were outnumbered...especially in the Revolutionary War and Civil War (both sides). So, if fighting when you are outnumbered makes one a dumbass, then not only are you a dumbass, but all Americans are dumbasses.

What I really don't understand is how you can sit here and say how wonderful the "Union" is, yet at the same time you advocate ripping it apart.

[jackrabitcafe]

letting yourself be surrounded and outnumbered and then having to fight to to a premature death makes you a dumbass. everyone at one time (myself included bigtime) does something that can make them a dumbass but they don't die unnecessaryily over it. my comments were made to ridicule perry, the oportunist norris. and the buffoons (dumbasses) who blindly follow. the texas legislature knows that perry is fast becoming obscure. no disrespect to honorable texans. they know who they are.

[Ihateliberal2012]

I really think if Texas goes, many States will follow, including some Northern.

[thmsvrgs]

and i think if anyone tries to cecede they'll get a massive federal and military boot up their back side.

[Ihateliberal2012]

From who, Liberals. Now way. 75% of the Military has conservative values, that is a fact. Plus the South and midwest have all the nukes.

[Ihateliberal2012]

Plus we have more Military bases than the North.

[thmsvrgs]

it's not a north or south thing. it's a d.c. vs state thing. dc controls all the codes and scienists. and the most elite military units are heavily indoctrinated and extremely loyal to the united states. i mean when was the last time you heard of an open turncoat in the military? no real military and only small arms? it doesn't look good for seceders those who wish to secede. there would have to be a universal simultanious secession and an instantaneous distruction of all government assets.

[thmsvrgs]

and even if it could be done. would you realy want to live on this planet afterward? going back to the dark ages doesn't sit well with me. i mean you like tecnology right?

[Ihateliberal2012]

The codes can be changed. I can honestly tell you 75% of the Military hates Obama, that is a fact. I don't want a war either. You really have no ideal what kind of weapons you can buy today. I can honestly tell you you have no ideal what weapons there are. Also the National Guard is the state. So this ideal the South won't have weapons is not true

[thmsvrgs]

YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE CODES WITHOUT THE CODES. that's is why the iranian can't use any of our aircraft they have. alot more things take codes than you think. especail after that one guy stole that tank. so you want infantry fighting tanks and aircraft. not to mention the united states new super soldiers.

[Ihateliberal2012]

Oh my god, have you been reading some messed up shit. Super Soldiers, wow I know for a fact the nuke can be disconnected where the nuke is at, so the codes are gone. Why does there have to be a war, let them go if they want to.

[thmsvrgs]

who said anything about nukes? and if one state leaves the union others will try. it's dam break kind of thing. one hole compromises everything. and i'll send you a video about the new enhancements for soldiers.

[Ihateliberal2012]

I'm ex Infantry. We call our super solders, Airborne, This think your messed up Hitler try to make super solders. I just talked to a military buddy he said the President has the codes, he calls where the nukes are at. They have the codes their and they match them with the President codes to make sure he is the President. The nukes are launched at the nuke site, they have control.

[thmsvrgs]

well good for you on being ex infantry. and what's with you and nukes? it's like you have a hard on for them or something. we aren't going to nuke our own soil.

[Ihateliberal2012]

You said you can't change the codes with out the codes. I'm just proving you wrong. I agree if Texas leaves other will to and it their right to leave if they want. There don't have to be a war, they should be allowed to leave. I think up to 35 states would leave the Union, maybe more. What military service do you have?

[thmsvrgs]

nukes aren't the only things with codes. and most thing without codes can just be shut down from satilite. stop bringing up nukes . we aren't talking about nukes. stop forcing your obsesions on me. and i'm not telling you anything personal.

[Ihateliberal2012]

It was not an obsesion, you said they needed the codes I told you they did not. Why don't you thing Obama will protect you. Nobody wants a war, they just want the constitution followed and Obama can't do that. I don't think anyone will leave, but I know that Obama will cost the Senate at least 5 seats in 2010 and god know how many house seats.

[thmsvrgs]

NUKES AREN'T THE ONLY THING THAT TAKES CODES OR HAS ELECTRONIC COMPONETS!!!!!!!! i don't like obama either. i voted for ron paul. but i'm not a quiter. i'm not going to give up on something just because it getts a little difficult. i mean you don't turn gay when a girl turns you down.

[thmsvrgs]

and my point about the codes is that certain military units can only function if they are loyal to the united states government.

[Ihateliberal2012]

That is my point, they most likely won't be loyal to Obama.

[thmsvrgs]

and my point is there won't be any way to defend what is now america if there is no military. there are hundreds of countries around the word just waiting for us to weaken a little.

[Ihateliberal2012]

The States that secede will start the new US

[thmsvrgs]

i don't think you understand how volnerable the american people would be. no major weapons no treaties or aliances. almost no protection what so ever against our international enimies.

[Ihateliberal2012]

Hey I don't think it will come to that. If it did there would just be the Liberals area and the Con. Oh by the way my buddy wanted to me to inform you that Nasa has control of all satilites, and it is based in Houston Texas.

[thmsvrgs]

lol. they kep the satilites from bumping into each other and keeping them in alinement and stuff like that. but the nro controls most everything else in military satalites.

[Ihateliberal2012]

That is not true, they can shut them down, the military has to go through Houston. It's true.

[thmsvrgs]

it's not. and i might have believed you if i was a civilian.

[Ihateliberal2012]

I don't believe anyone will go anywhere. I was joking about China, right you know that...lol

[thmsvrgs]

it's kind of hard to tell when someone is joking if you can't see their face. and with some people even that doesn't help.

[thmsvrgs]

and they can take that ability from nasa and control the military satilites themselves.

[Ihateliberal2012]

You don't have to worry, get rid of the Liberals everything will be fine.

[thmsvrgs]

takes all kinds.

[Ihateliberal2012]

Besides we just pay China to shoot them down for us..lol

[thmsvrgs]

ummm china would join them. china really really doesn't like us. wre would be raped from all sides. mexico would probly attack and canada might even join in. lol canada. their military consists of 6 two man teams with shotguns on dog sleds. not really. but that's what i always think when they mention their military.

[Ihateliberal2012]

That one thing we need to get the illegals out now and punish the States that hide them

[thmsvrgs]

truth is we need those illegal to do the shit jobs we don't want to do or don't want to pay an american citizen to do.( because it's more exspensive.) you like strawberries, plums , peaches and blueberries right?

[Ihateliberal2012]

I have a Peach tree and strawberry plants in my back yard. This is one thing I have to disagree with you on, we have got to secure. If illegals can get over anyone can.

[thmsvrgs]

there is a diffrence between securing our borders and going on a witch hunt.

[Ihateliberal2012]

I look as them as invaders that draining our Resources. Look at California, Liberal policies and illegals bankrupt that stay, sorry time to send them home.

[thmsvrgs]

guess where i am right now. i'll give you a hint. i'm surrounded by idiots.

[Ihateliberal2012]

what California

[thmsvrgs]

yes

[Ihateliberal2012]

Ok don't make any sudden moves, get up slowly head to the door, get in your car, and get to a new State...Fast.

[thmsvrgs]

have you seen the movie dagon?the crazy liberal squid monsters always leave the crazy looking guy alone.

[mechanicalbu11]

no we dont, we need legal immigrants on visa's and furthermore new laws to stop automatic citizenship if a visa holder has a baby here.

[thmsvrgs]

and drown the babies?

[thmsvrgs]

maybe in a few years when we can get robots to do the same work. but we can't do it now.

[Ihateliberal2012]

You really need to understand that 75% of the military does not like Obama

[thmsvrgs]

they still work for him.

[Ihateliberal2012]

Until they have a choice, they would be no war.

[kzargentina]

There is no way you can pin the problems W, Cheney and their excuse for an administration brought to this country on Obama. The country is in the situation it is in because of them.

[Top10Dude89]

lol

[VendicatedNinja]

If only...

[kirklott]

Texas should secede. And since they gave us "W" - the Worst president in US history - who doubled our national debt in only 8 years, they can take the national debt with them.

[mddaugherty]

Obama plans to triple it in less than 100 days in office. Think about it.

[Dozirulf]

Anyone stupid enough to choose Chuck Norris as their president would get EXACTLY what they deserve.

[CHOBBSC6]

I'd vote for him too!!!

[DjEndurancE]

I'll vote for him!

[slapalib]

wow ..a video comment page with mostly consevative views...progress here. God bless america!

[Jinjorider]

XD this guy is ridiculous.

[alexhallgren]

I'm moving to Texas!

[MattJFisher]

"His tears cure cancer."

Chuck Norris can make Texas secede from the Union, as much as there are attempts to secede in Quebec.

[WiseOne6969]

Norris president of Texas and Palin queen of Alaska.

[Pepsifx357]

I hope this does happen. I'm tired of waiting for somebody to do something. This country has become the kingdom our forefathers fought against. We need to kick Washington D.C. out into the Atlantic. They can practice their Hitlerisms out there. Save our Republic!

[eastwood13]

Amen brother!

[ddavey066]

I thought Bruce Lee killed you.

[akmedsINaTREE]

good one

[edd9166547401]

Texasss sucks assI should no i used to live in sugarland aka fucking hot and I wish i had a better AC

[Chickenhawk9932]

When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up - he pushes the earth down.

[ver506]

lol..hilarious!

[upabittoolate]

he wants to tear a STAR OFF THE FLAG? chuck, i might have to come kick your ass myself. i was trained by the guy that kicked your ass when you were here in denver.

[gymer15]

Chuck might help clean the mess up, I would support him.

[upabittoolate]

you'd be supporting an idiot

[gymer15]

maybe, but it would be great to watch the wimps back down when he confronted them face to face.

[upabittoolate]

he couldn't even defeat his wife in a divorce settlement. he can't even think for himself. i doubt that you could call any 'opposition' wimpy without 1st calling him wimpy too

[gymer15]

Im talking about a good old fashoned back alley ass kicking. This is something you young people know nothing about because nowadays the law won't even let your mommy spank you.

[upabittoolate]

idiot. i'm 33. what's more, i happen to know the cat that whooped CHUCK'S ass on a personal basis. either way, if the fight ain't over in 10 seconds, he's toast to a younger man. norris is almost 70yrs old & he'll tell you the same thing. spare me the 'good old days' bullshit. they never existed save for your own perception. you guys on youtube are idiots

[charadester]

I'm sure Mexico can't wait for Texas to secede. Seems there's this little land riff still brewing about that. If it happens, Texas would be the newest territory of our sovereign neighbor to the south in about 30 days. Of course, then Chuck would ask for military assistance from that immoral, corrupt USA from which he had just split. Typical boneheaded behavior from a guy whose fame seems to have gone to his head. Act first, think second. Ready, fire, aim. Remember the Alamo?!

[FlashVirus]

Where have you been? The latinos are already mass populating in America. They are claiming all of america without any official declaration of war. Never to mind the mass of illegals coming in.

and remember South africa, even though whites would be outnumbered we would still win against the mass hoards.

And America is corurpt, as it is run by Jews who are the enemies of the Messiah.

[charadester]

I don't differ with you on immigration, nor do I deny the D.C. corruption. I DO differ with you on the solution. During the revolution, the colonies repeatedly threatened to abandon the cause of the new nation. Today it's just a cop out that spits on the democratic process for which your founding fathers gave their lives. When your henchman are in office, no problem. When they're not, you want to be a whining ex-patriot. There's more to being an American than kicking ass and taking names.

[ReasonsFury]

America's founding fathers gave their lives for a REPUBLIC not a democracy.

[charadester]

Very true, but in both the citizen's voice in the process amounts to one vote.

[ReasonsFury]

The difference i guess is that a republic protects its citizens' rights by the rule of law and a democracy determines what is right by the majority's whim.

[walliegirl2]

what's wrong with jewish people. one of my friends is jewis

[MidnightChimes]

Vote GW Bush for President of Texas. Norris may have been a ranger but Bush owned the Rangers.

[hypnofan35]

Buck Snorris kicks butt.. Maybe he really does want to be leeder. Kick butt Buck.! Say that 10 times.

[hypnofan35]

If anyone remembers from "Enter the Dragon" Buck Snorris is hairsuit. He probably got it electolisized by now.

[csrnt]

FREEDOM FOR TEXAS!

[Chiffon56]

Sounds like a great idea to ME. We could definitely do without Texas... AND Chuck Norris.

[Ender1zero1]

Chuck Norris I wonder did all that hair dye cause brain damage or was it one blow to the head to many?

[antstuie]

Man, Chuck is a total American and Texan. I am stuck out in Commiefornia and would come back to Texas in a split second to be Vice President of Texas. Okay, regardless, I think Chuck should "at least" run for Governor since Mr Hair has worn out his welcome and Kay Bailey is more of the same. Go Chuck!

[HEYBUDD]

I can't speak for Chuck. Read the bills yourself But if he said this stuff on Glenn Beck (i suspect) then yea...."they" are trying to help incite a violent uprising that cannot be successful and will only help those that want to destroy this country by allowing them to install full martial law.

Patriots come in many forms, but rarely in a politicians clothing. Many of these "groups" just want to preserve the U.S. that is Governed by the Constitution. Unlike the corrupt criminals now in power.

[spareaxe]

Now I guess some people in Texas are feeling a little like the American Indians they hated, the Indians still have legally binding treaties with the US. Crazy Texans!!!

[jalangleymacman]

I am glad someone knows that Texas can secede legally. It was an independent nation before it joined the union.

I guess some people just don't listen in history class..

[wntoply6]

well, then i'm confused are texans american now?

[lmn8bush]

chuck norris has a third fist under his beard where a chin should be . Just ask the griffins .

[SatwaMan]

Get out of my country Chuck, ya redneck coward.

(Bruce Lee kicked your ass)

[SameFatCrow]

great! please take all the fundamentalist with you.

[lovesmyway]

That would be a disaster, so I'll have to evacuate Texas!

[chris3325]

Please take texas. Texas fucking sucks. while you are at it take NYC and California to.