Killer Lizard Attacks News Reporter

[jamoy1993]

he sounds like a dog choking XD

[Poniac2012]

Tiny lizard FTW

[xan2518]

Press 2 for a good laugh. :)

[RurouniStarchild]

0:13

"Gimmie sum sugar, babeh."

[EDDSMITTY1]

I never get tired of this video...lmao!

"Oh, good-grief yes.." Hahahaha!

[Emgurl12]

we watched this in the first day of biology today. my biology teacher said that she's embarrassed that she's watched this like 500 times... HIGHLIGHT of the day.

[JaximusDecimus1]

I'm so glad I typed "News reporters are lizards" into google search.

[solejunkie09]

hands down one of the funniest moments in black history....dude let out a black man freak out

[kempokiai]

Press 2 over and over for Lulz

[joeondope123]

the other guy is just looking at him like wtf

[ispeakinsilence]

Super Funny!!! He's holding the snake then starts freaking out over that little lizard..

[insurancegame]

Good video for a laugh.

[whoisarock]

@insurancegame ya. obviously.

[PoisonTheHero]

The lizard wanted a cuddle :(

[DeathReady4Ever]

this should be a sparta remix.

[cthwaite]

funny!



[njrobinson95]

Keep pressing 2 for instant replay

[HydraWolf1]

HJKLG;BTIBNTR, WHAT THE--?!!!!!

[103danielle1]

@HydraWolf1 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

tazar lizard lol

[GCMS2010]

hahahahaahahahahaha



[jezmuff]

Uguh...ghagha...guguh...WTF

[Houseofthe7gayboys]

You didn't tell me this thing jump man.....

Well he gots to eat sumetime bro...

[martinacostasarasa]

kgkkgkkkgkkgk wataf----

[misty186]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I was laughing so hard, I nearly pissed my pants! TOO FUNNY!! 

[MrGermanmonkey1]

press 2!!

[ianriker]

Ghogghaahhogghaggzzzxxx...What­ the F***?

[princelv33]

his composure went out the door lol...

[princelv33]

I watched this like 5 times in a row and it is funny each time. They way he made that sound is hilarious.

[BluesMK]

That snake is definitely not 5ft long

[sumsexyhimgoddess]

Lmfao He said he almost loses it, ya right! OMG lol

[HouseMonster69]

I thot he had a seizure:0

[grassvalleystudios]

Let's see how long this is. Hold it up.

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That's what she said.

[4017yomama]

that must have been one hell of a grip...

[Hoodstar1991k973]

this dude turned ghetto

[89rudedog]

lol... he falls with a "OOOOOFFF"

[TooTallVal]

That is classic!!!

[Porly62]

The way this cute little fella makes "contact" is just adorable...he just wants to climb big black things. The jacket i mean...XD

[quartkneeiscool]

Ahh, I know the guy that was holding the rat snake - he said the guy was cursing like nobody's business! Good deal :)

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

He reacted like an infected Rage Monkey from 28 Days Later tried to jump on him.

[187SOdope]

get this thing off me man. funny noise @ 0:14

[drenichiban]

NOPE. Chuck Testa

[mrohida]

WHAT A WUSS!!! HAHAHA

[jumperav3r]

BWKHAHGHGHHG WHAT THE F

[1Thabigbrotha]

Lmfao!! This nigga nutted his self! All the bitch came outta dude!

[kanister987]

Press 2 over and over again to see one of the best video moments ever

[sumsexyhimgoddess]

LMFAO That Shit is so funny I actually cried! Lmao

[LadyGina65]

Man, you know he wanted to cuss!!!! LOL

[kanister987]

goddamn ... I can't breath .... gotta laugh so hard

[daiev]

Like an Alien face hugger

[qboar16]

0:12 "kshsgfashfghkfasfhjafhjaflflk­akslfjalskfjaslfakfkasjkfkasfk­jasjfjaskfabvkiasybakvbjaskash­asfhkas"

[qboar16]

0:12 "kkshsgfashfghkfasfhjafhjaflfl­kakslfjalskfjaslfakfkasjkfkasf­kjasjfjaskfabvkiasybakvbjaskas­hasfhkas"

[FriedGames]

Lizard uses "Leaping Shock"! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[knoxjeff]

What the fuh....... [crumples to heap on ground]

[ashten17ify]

lol his reaction was hillarious, i couldnt stop laughing xD

[claytonjohnson17]

Was that Al Roker??

[mightymar3]

@claytonjohnson17  No, Michael Scott

[lilmekenny]

"Rebelling Lizard"- atttaaaccckkkk!!!!

[trapezoidart]

wtf he had a seizure

[CNN911Fakes]

@nameofthepen And, finally, I unspammed this one also. YT Captcha has caught up to me, however!

[zyrgzyrg]

"А ОНО как прыгнет! Чуть не зажрало..."

[alexmusteatpie2]

UGHHAHSADSFWATAF

[mostyle70]

I use this to pick me up when I'm feeling down.Very funny!!!!!

[theteiger]

i want one of those lizards! it is so cute. and gives free hugs.

[left4deadsucks]

racist lizard

[cromlek]

@left4deadsucks ummm, no...dickhead.

[imuecke]

That was the best "WTF!?" I have ever heard.

[kichan]

I'm not afraid of lizards but I think I would have reacted the same way.

[Tavasion]

press 2 repeatedly

[Jordan808Hawaii]

I agree!! He handled it well!

[Jordan808Hawaii]

I agree!!

[Extrmme]

Tap this repeatedly 0:13



[Vikingmetal82]

Lizard uses tackle. Its super effective!

[cocoapuffdog4]

Definitely laughed that off! He was really scared!

[supereldinho]

A new way to learn beatboxing, Gecko-style :)

[TheMord44]

Crotch Attack! 

[mrdscott15]

i bout died when i saw this. as soon as he is outa the picture after it jumps on him you hear a thud where he fell. hilarious reaction. from the noise he was making you woulda thought it landed in his windpipe

[Munchzor]

The noises he made when the lizard jumped were pretty awesome.

[CCbeans]

I love how after the "attack" he keeps saying "man" and holding his arms open like "bring it on" in some feeble and futile attempt to reclaim some iota of his manhood

btw- dude drop ur arms...the lizard brought it on once.....looked like u wouldn't want that again! bahahahaha

[ThisGirlCelina]

0:11 0:12

[ThisGirlCelina]

0:08 hahahahahaha

[RaDicolZach]

Not gonna lie, but if i had a random crazy ass looking lizard jump on my coat, id be flipping a bitch to. Do you know how many lizards there are that are poisonous ... ? Especially flying Lizard's.

[deewoken1]

@RaDicolZach Yea because animal experts allow poisonous lizards to roam freely amongst crowds. yea?

[ThrillaInManila069]

What a fuckin pussy..

[CrazySwimChik13]

thats the funniest thing ever..this reporter is hilarious tehe!!! reaction: debuhhcccggghhh WHAT THE?? and the only reason he freaked out was because he didnt know it would jump like that

[paramariano]

Yeah! 3.000.000 yrs of evolution and this is the result? What a pussy human beings have we become!

[xxdigipiratexx]

First he was like, "Ok," but then he was like "OMFGWTFBBQ, GOD DAMN GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!!WAHHHHHH!"

[3cratesFilm]

it was like he was getting electrocuted 

[lucashuffin]

oh good grief yes

[ricmasters69]

what would have made this more funnier is if he would have pulled the snake down with him. Great video I still can't stop laughing..

[ricmasters69]

what would have made this more funnier is if he would have pulled the snake down with him.

[aileenonscene]

but he's already handling a big snake ... hilarious as he hops around in fear because of the small lizard :D

[Nascardude18]

wow you freak out over a little Lizard

[NarutoFan9787]

gucducgogzdaga!

[Marei23]

lol



[volcommastersk8er]

press 1 guy grabbing the snakes tail

press 2 fgdagfagfd

Press 3 This thing uh

Press 4 Snake hissssss

Press5 YEA

Press 6 HAHAHA

Press 7 weird laugh

Press 8 u rawrr

Press 9 long huh

Press 0 fast its a man humoing a snake

[volcommastersk8er]

he was about to say wht the f&%k

[b3thl3ann]

THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT.

[NarutoFan9787]

LMAO SPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZ!!!!! XD hahah

[LinkAlien]

One of my fave TV blunders XP

[inertia186]

He was a really good sport. That's true professionalism.

[Floymin]

@inertia186 Too bad he got fired for it.

[joede1123]

@Floymin Did he really??

[Floymin]

@joede1123 It must be quite a few pages back now, but people repeatedly mentioned that he got fired for this one slip.

[GeddyRules2112]

I remember watching this live KXAS Dallas/Ft. Worth. Funny as hell.

[Classyrc]

press 2 for a reply :) funniest thing iv seen all day

[Julius55555]

That guy looks like the Doctor from the Simpsons.

[texrah]

I've seen this 50+ times....never gets old!

[orengard2]

u can see this guy trembling 0:07 - 0:11

[incognito1906]

This never gets old!

[Mellow941]

He almost cursed like 10 times LMAO

[mecawenl]

1º pause the video

2º play again

3º press 2 for unlimited HGHGGAAARGGYYWTFFFFF!!!

4º ???????

5º PROFIT!!!!!

[vixtain]

I gotta admire this guy, he somehow managed to stop himself from yelling "shit," "fuck," and "goddamnit" live on the air in the space of 5 seconds.

[Trini0408]

@vixtain I think he did say "fuck" at first, they covered it with a mute.

[chico4792]

This guy needs a web redemption. Calling Daniel Tosh!!!

[SecretAsianMan09]

Isn't that a snake?

[jigantie1]

WEKHH-KHH-KHH-KH-KH-WEKAH!!!!!­

[jigantie1]

WKHH-KHH-KHH-KH-KH-W

[caprio55555]

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[kiklop777]

i hope he didnt hurt his vagina when he fell

[BarNuun]

Leapin' Lizards!! Classic case of reptilophobia... almost as irrational as rodentophobia, Some say it is the high velocity factor, Lmao! Lizard was looking for crickets... hungry.

[ruggbutt]

I used to have a 5 foot long Sailfin Dragon. She didn't like black people either.

[CrazyShitEveryday]

all he wanted was a hug ):

[stayAU]

Lizard: "I can't take that cage one more day"

Reporter moves closer.

Lizard: "This is my chance, if I can just get to that tree"

Lizard: "BONZAI"

[mryoto123]

Gt the fckcgeckeg WHAT THE FCKCKCKC!!!

[PandM324]

GGRRRC CRRAH CRRRKK WHATAA-F!!!!!

[GodsSovereignGrace]

Oh boy, I almost lost my lunch watching this one.

[MrBlackHawx]

SOUNDS LIEK THE LIZARD JUMPED IN HIS THROAT: BUGA BUGA BUGA BUGA BUGA SHHHHHHHHHHHH CLSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0:14 ------- 0:18

[princem0ok]

I constantly think this won't be funny tha next time I watch but its HILARIOUS every time

[6ft2220beast]

who would dislike this... wtf... some people are so lame

[Kdubslugga]

DAMN NATURE!!!! YOU SCARY!

[princem0ok]

@Kdubslugga LMFAO!

[KidNCState]

@Kdubslugga DAMN DUDE!!!! YOU UNORIGINAL!

[MayhewMayhem]

@Kdubslugga your comment made me laugh harder than the video itself.

[fresh1cash1paid]

White dude like stop touchin me lol

[princem0ok]

Hahaha tha "nigga" came out of him for that few seconds

[lexig2004]

Thumbs up is The Smoking Gun: Worlds Dumbest brought you here..

[frank233345]

@lexig2004 I saw this on World's Dumbest and i always laughed my ass off when they said the reporter's name is Michael Scott.

[laneyboy5]

Just a lizard trying to get his break in show-biz, whut? o.o

[TheWelshboy42]

Isn't it ironic hes holding a big ass snake and a lil lizard he goes all nuts :P

[eyethesoul]

I like the fact thAT HE COMICALLY SAYS '' WHAT THE F!'' WITHOUT actually saying it... eee it's funny...

[NireonPhoenixDragon]

That lizard has it in for that dude. Probably has had some bad experiences in Arlington lol.

[backsweet]

like one commenter, "it never gets old". this reporter did'nt know what to do LMAO!

[TheHebeZ]

um gwargh balrgh whattheefaak

[ApocalypseSEX0X0X]

Thats reminds me of my attempted lizard stunt. They are funny yet strangely they dont seem to know how to handle pets. Thats tripped out. i want that! 50000volts of electricity so i can taze a ten foot dic.

[ultraman895]

it looked like he was choking then he tripped over a midget why saying wtf. lol

[kris10ish]

press 3 reapedately tehy guy on the left is masterbating

[zaq4267]

Try our new LIZARD/TASER® The weapon fires 50000 volts, and can drop an assailant or harmless news reporter from up to 10 feet away.

[MrSammyesparza]

This guy had a mini heart attack lol

[ivcatano]

it never gets old! lol

[hybrid3415]

"Can I find this in Arlington?" "Oh good-grief yes"

[teban13]

43 people were attacked by the evil lizard

[teban13]

43 people reacted in the same way as the reporter did hahahahaha

[kingmawuli]

Wow he will never live that down.

[SunsetsCStudios]

Press 2 for epicness.

[greensucksbluerules]

It's the Scatman.

[AngusGibsonT]

"Let's see how long it is. Let's pull it out." KESCHISHOW....GO BWICHA!

[arclight777]

what a tit

[mrbignasties]

Straight biaatch!

[mrbignasties]

Straight bitaatch!

[AlwinRoth]

Continuously press 2 to watch seizure man have seizure.

[LasloKollar]

xD xD

[vcbcvc]

:12 gotta love how the lizard backs up and gets in position for the attack LOL

[PurrfectPeach]

Talk about a triumph of professionalism! I'm actually serious, in the sense that he did a good job not finishing that sentence (What the f....) & getting fined by the FCC.

[GusMcAttisonMusic]

phbggg-guckguck, whukuk?!!

[skepticalsinner]

Reporter WTFLizardpwned... Film at 11

I loved the "Are you alright?"

(Not so manly voice) ",,,yeah..."

[skepticalsinner]

Reporter WTFLizarded... Film at 11

I loved the "Are you alright?"

(Not so manly voice) ",,,yeah..."

[skepticalsinner]

Reporter WTFLizarded... Film at 11

[the1hero1of1time]

treecko use tackle 

[EDDSMITTY1]

This video should be in the top 10 as YouTube's funniest ever. I'm just shocked it has less that 1 million views. Its just as funny as the 1st time I saw it..OMG!

[TheExileElite]

groovy

[BorderCityBandit]

Now we know how Black Folks invent new dance moves, yall got rythmn ,especially when reptiles jump on ya,nothing is funnier that scaring black folks, Feets dont fail me now

[Soulja4islam]

His niggerness came out

[TheSnakeSalmon]

the lizard only wanted to be his friend....

[GermanSent]

00:13 "WUkhhkhkHUkk WTF!!!"

[bohrokthunder]

lol the lizard is like me like me like alot here i come cowabunga!!!!!!!!!