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  • then i kicked him in the face

  • i kicked god on the face

  • "He couldn't hack into a walnut"... I'm still laughing! This kid is an ass hat! He keeps looking over his shoulders which means Mommy and Daddy are probably in the other room and he's supposed to be doing his homework before beddy bye time. If they find out you are using their computer, you're gonna get a spanking. Atheists don't disprove god, Stupid... The Logic and Reasoning we use, disproves god and your bible, dumbass! Now leave us peaceful, non hateful atheists alone, and go to bed!

  • For the record this kid is not South African - his accent is about as far off from South Africa as an accent can get.

  • you dont like Judaism? its half of your own fucking religion ignorant retard.

  • gay gay he is in love with god

    im not homophobic just a joke

  • What's that bar under the video for, and why is it mostly green here, and mostly red on the original video?

  • hey if he is so down for kicking an atheists ass i would like to challenge this kid to a pugilism match at the mirage in las vegas

  • Wow. This person is unbelievably provincial...

  • Lol I dont beleive in God and ive been "blessed" my entire life.

    So yeah! lol

  • This is why religion has to be destroyed. People grow up with a fundamentalist belief in something which just isn't true, and then when they meet the real world, their fake world falls apart. I don't think I have to remind you of all of the wars caused by religion, the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, etc, etc. We are lucky to be living in an age where we can laugh at people like this, cause it really could be serious.

  • Hahaha!!! We South Africans are not all like this I promise. 

  • Owned.

  • Wonderful response, tip of the hat to you my man!

  • I'm not into all this explaining giving me a headache the man who wrote the Bible got his words from God. God told him what to write word for word no human being could know what's in Heaven and describe it to you because no human flesh could enter in heaven and see it for themselves so therefore only one that is not from this world and who is not flesh would be able to provide him with this information and that is God Almighty!

  • @shamirmartian

    There were tens to hundreds of different people that may have written the Bible (I shouldn't have to explain why it's hilarious that you think it was penned by a single person). Kindly provide objective evidence as to each of them receiving their words from 'god', and also explain why the sky fairy's words are so contradictory.

  • @shamirmartian And what information would that be? And has it been verified?

  • I wish the kid would sit still on the chair (or is he being equal to a black fella by sitting on him?), i need a leak affer watching all that squirming.

    Its about time his mummy took his pants down and give him a good spanking.

    cheers

  • ohh god i laughed so much at your responses m8, i almost wet myself laughing... fantastic video, we Atheists are accused of being Hostile towards Creationists and you get creationsists like this who want nothing but to fight, threaten and belittle us for not having the same views

    "I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it" so far not looking to good for Christianity, think i might stick with the teachings of Buddha...

  • *and

  • Sorry bro, but he sounds like this youngin is actually a violent Muslim (I realize that many Muslims would consider this an oxymoron). They are allowed to lie about their religion (according to their religion). Read a Qur'an at chill at a mosque sometime. Hang out with a variety of Muslims. This kid does not represent all of them, but he sounds more like "Muslim" terrorist than a "Christian" one to me.

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  • 'force' aye? great more terrorists like the one in Norway. damn shame. grown ass people lost in the past; living in it.

  • god=cop out. very odd... try the book Denying Evolution by Massimo Piggliucci

    it's a game changer for some that can handle a articulate book like that...

    "fair for everyone?" except gays aye?! ha. United Secular America or bust!

    This is for you fundies; stop propping up lying ponzi cult leaders or end up ... ah forget it!

    l a m e creep.

  • lemme guess, you hate blacks; unless they're xtian right? c'mon sir, ma'am...

    check my videos and chill, don't kill anyone.. sheesh.. go kiss the Iranians' asses better yet the Pope too. lame. Glad you found true bliss though; too bad it's through ignorance.

  • I ENJOYED THAT,RELIGION IS SO TUNNEL VISIONED,

  • @shamirmartian There it is, fear tactics, "if you don't believe you will burn in hell for eternity"- classic manipulation based on fear, if you aren't good this year santa will put coal in your stockings. Same shit but for adults. The concept of heaven and hell is fictional, fear tactics, nothing more, every religion does this.

  • @VColossalV I'm not trying to scare when you die you only go to places Heaven or Hell and both is real if you choose not to believe that's your choice only God can judge you for your actions and your ignorance of not believing

  • @shamirmartian I'm telling you that ALL religions use the same tactics, so according to most other religions, you are going to hell for not believing in THEIR god. To someone no blinded by their dogma, the fact that people do not realise their religion is just as false as every other religion is completely insane. Again, realise yours is no different.

  • @VColossalV Mines is true because I serve I real and living God and who is the creator of all things. I serve A God who is loving and caring but because of Satan he has blinded alot of people from the truth because he to was created an angel with God in heaven until he disobeyed God and got cast out of Heaven. That's why their so much non believers because he doesn't want you to know the truth that's why you think that God doesn't exist or his son Jesus Christ

  • @VColossalV Dnt wait till you die to realize that i was right because then it will be to late and you can't tell God you didn't know because I told you but you refuse to listen and hear the word.

  • @shamirmartian You are missing my point, there are countless man-made religions, that will tell you the SAME THING, they will tell you that you will go to tell for having the wrong religion- are you afraid? No, just like i am not afraid of the fiction concept of hell, which is a rediculous idea. But if there was a hell, you would very likely end up there too, since there are many many many religions.

  • @shamirmartian Dont wait untill you die to realize that shiva and vishnu are real,Dont wait untill you die to realize that wotan is the real god, Dont wait untill you die to realize that allah is the real god, Now do you see why your arguments are flawed?

  • Wow this little guy speaking is kind of self righteous...

  • There also isn't empirical evidence

  • It's impossible to have accurate and correct knowledge of how earth and the universe was made. The scientific method can't recreate, measure or observe history.

  • @shamirmartian wow... learn to read a book besides the bible....

  • @shamirmartian

    Harry Potter is a collection of books. Maybe the next time a hundred dollars disappears from your bank account, you can reference The Sorcerer's Stone to explain how invisible goblins snuck into the bank's computers and took that money from you.

    Why the bible can't stand on its own merits is because it's consistently inaccurate to reality.

  • @BattleshipAgincourt The devil is deceiving the world because he wants you not to believe in Jesus Christ so you could join him in hell. He knows how Heaven is and Jesus because he was there before and got cast out. That's why he wants to fool everybody into believing God is not real so u can join him in hell. Heaven and Hell are more real than this world. This world we live in is only temporarily and will past away but the word of God and his Kingdom is forever and so is hell.

  • @shamirmartian

    You're making excuses. Lie to yourself if you must, but don't lie to others.

    Where's you supposedly all-powerful and all-knowing god in any of this? Your god supposedly should know Satan's plans even before he does... he does nothing. Your god has the power to make himself known to all humans... he does not.

    Is your god completely incompetent, is he not so powerful as you suggest, or does he simply not give a damn one way or another about humanity?

  • @shamirmartian

    Question for you... Is the devil more powerful than god?

    If you say yes, I can understand the reasoning behind your beliefs. Otherwise most christians seem to claim that god is all powerful, all knowing, and all merciful.

    That being so, why doesn't god simply destroy the devil and hell? Why did god needlessly sacrifice his son, rather than just forgive humanity? Why condemn all humans for the sin of just two people? How can someone like you worship such a vile tyrant as that?

  • @shamirmartian "The devil is deceiving the world because he wants you not to believe in jesus christ so you could join him in hell" lol think about what you just said what does the devil need us in hell for ? Plus if hell was created before adam and eve that should tell you why your god put the forbidden tree where it wasnt suppose to be lol O and his kingdom must only be 6000 years old along with your god and your limit.It seems you been to hell so tell me about it.

  • @a084123 your choice I hope that you believe in God and his son Jesus christ before it's to late. I will pray for you!

  • @shamirmartian Sorry i dont fear your religion so praying for me is worthless and did you think about what you said :D makes sense right ,the more you say the devil doesn

    't want us to believe the more your seeing the devil doesn't want to exist well if god made everyone againest there will then i think you know what that means :D

  • @shamirmartian  NOT PROOF!!! FICTION!!!

  • its funny how he accuses atheists of being unknowing of the world we live in, yet says that he just found out on the "internets...(lol at that btw)" that a large part of the world is not christian...

  • im going to do an experiment, im going to kidnap a bunch of midgets, go live in the woods with them and im going to tell them i am their god. little bastards will see a tall motherfucker and be like "shit, nigga be magical". on every friday (fuck sunday) i will make them reenact the whole season of 'The office' strikely for my entertainment. it will be as pathetic as any other religion.

  • @shamirmartian so what your saying is if we don't believe in god, he is going to send us to burn in hell, so what kind of evil sicko is god then? (we don't believe in god because we never seen god)!

  • @manc650 The bible says believe by faith not by sight

  • the bible would say that cause the bible bullshit!

  • @HoratioWatson... All I can say; and likely attached to the wrong thread but F... It. Good show my dear Horatiowatson... I love British wit. Not too over-bearing, but dead on track. The part about the walnut had me on the floor. But really if weren’t for this hooded shadowy buffoon (and those like him) this life would have nothing to make fun of. There MUST be a GOD, and he, it, in its infinite hallucination, creates people like this for the rest of us to have a good laugh.

  • @shamirmartian die believer! ;-)

  • @shamirmartian Personal testimony isn't evidence. I can SWEAR I just scratched my head.. Fuck it I'll even write it down and vouch for it! Now you do not know me, and there is no knowing for you whether or not I did it.

    THAT, my friend.. no wait let me rephrase that.

    That, you dick, does not qualify as evidence!

  • Btw that hooded guy is funny.

  • @HoratioWatson u cnt believe their are actually people this dumb and nieve...... The bible is real and so is everything in it, you have no actual evidence to prove that it doesn't

  • @shamirmartian I am not sure who is dumb and naive. Oh yes I know , its you. Do you realize how ridiculous these things that you are saying are? Show me one evidence for it .

  • @shamirmartian You clearly didn't watch the video, my dear. I explained with my usual eloquence why the Bible doesn't constitute evidence.

  • @HoratioWatson Everybody who is Atheist or who don't believe in God and his son Jesus Christ your ignorance and stupidity gives me a serious headache. All i can say to your ignorance is God is love and is real and wants everybody to go to his kingdom not to hell. Hell was made for the devil and his demons that were once angels in Heaven before they tried to overthrow God from his own kingdom out of jealously and spite and they were cast out of Heaven into the bottomless pit of Hell.

  • to all the ignorant atheist people out there Jesus Christ is real he is not a joke his father God created everything in this world and universe he created the Heavens and the Earth and he also made us in his image. He doesn't want us to see him becuase he wants us to believe by faith and not by sight. He could of made us like Robots and make all of to worship him but he didn't. He wanted us to have free will and make our own choices.

  • @shamirmartian That's not faith that's guessing, and what about the people that was raised on different religions and believe for the same reason you do? And also we have a bit of proof the bible was written by man, it thinks the moon is a light.

  • Studies show that the same part of the brain is active when people think about their own preferences as when they think about God's preferences ... which explains why they so often coincide!

  • Hes to much of a pussy to show his face so he has to have his identity concealed like on gangland hahaha what a dumb twat

  • He probably doesnt know the shroud of turin is a fraud

  • The big bang does not disprove the book of genesis, it was a theory posed that actually fits better if you have sat in a couple of your high school physics classes. I really hope you're trying to be a troll otherwise... I fear for our future.

  • What a little toe rag

  • It's sad this kid is so messed up in the head. It's why I hate religion.

  • @HighCardWins Notice how he makes all these threats, sounds an awful lot like Muslim culture to me. for all we know he could be a suicide bomber. That is if he is not a troll.

    Btw The FBI can flag me for saying Suicide bomber, isent that funny?

  • lol... this video made my day so much better :)

  • Atheists don't understand anything about the world... says the guy who only found out there were other religions by looking on the Internet. I really wish it was possible to punch someone over the Internet, this little twat needs a good hiding.

  • Everyone leave him alone! God told him to do it so he is now justified to take whatever illegal and morally twisted actions he needs to in order to rid the world of the entire population that is different from him!

  • Don't feed the trolls. He is certainly a troll.

  • ooooh im sooooooooooo scared from an 11 year old thats still in 1st grade and doesent even know what matter is :D! i feel for ya kid but drop your balls and grow a brain then come talk shit but till then fuck the hell off BITCH!

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  • Maybe he's a paranoid schizophrenic, and he ran out of meds? Or I see he has a lot of games in the background. He should lay of the games and live in the real world.

  • Hahahhaa thatll teach that little twit (;

  • "I know HTML, BASIC and COBOL... "

  • Best fucking video response ever.

  • Whats really alarming is how this kid trolled so many people so easily. There are so many blatantly obvious signs that the kid is just deliberately winding up atheists for amusement. People who took him seriously need to do some reflection. Especially the adults.

  • why does he put himself on camera if hes to much of a pussy to show his face

  • Come on now, do you really think this guy is for real?? Matter is fake???? Christians don't think that. I thought the whole world was Christian??? Come on, this clown just wants attention. So he's just saying dumb stuff to get a reaction.

  • 'shit will go down' . . .. . . . . . . .ROFL

  • Lol, firstly it is obvious that this kid is having his first interaction with reality outside his cult, and he finds it scary. Probably the cognitive dissonance is driving him crazy and he must reduce it somehow, and this is how he does it, by trying to remove himself from reality.

    function(person){ if(person=="christian"){alert(­"welcome moron");} else if(person=="atheist"){alert("w­elcome sir, lets do some thinking shall we");}

    }

    call this function with your religious infliction

  • he blessed south africa? since when? christians fucked over africa dude. fucked them OVER upside down and sideways.

  • I won't stoop to your level and use offensive language just because I disagree with you.

    I won't deny your freedom of speech, even though you misuse it to deny my freedom of speech.

    I won't make threats to take you down from the internet simply because I think you are wrong.

    No, I'll leave the peurile use of threats and offensive language to YOU !

  • Oh don't mind him he's just high on Jesus I mean drugs no wait I mean.. whatever!

  • RUN!~!! FUCKING RUN!!!! HE KNOW JAVA SCRIPT!!@!!! ITS THE ATHIEST ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

  • "atheism' is a term that should not even exist. No one ever needs to identify himself as a "non-astrologer" or a "non-alchemist." We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.

    If you are a christian and believe very much in GOD. PASTE this to 3 other videos.

  • @MsPhonicia

    This just makes no sense. If any one of those beliefs was as widespread as theism, we would indeed need a word to describe the people who don't adhere to that belief.

  • @NazzDX

    I just don't see how it doesn't make any sense. Makes perfect sense to me. Why people just don't accept each other for who they are and what they believe if atheism was in the right. Instead they slay christians as we speak. I don't know about you, but this action towards christians is very strange to me. And is spoken of in the bible. Out of all other religions the holy bible is being scoffed at. Out of all other religions are tolerated except christianity. But It makes perfect sense.

  • @MsPhonicia

    It is clear that theism is widespread enough that we need a term to indicate those that don't believe in theism. If the need wasn't there, we wouldn't have the word.

  • @NazzDX

    Yes of course! But are you aware of where the word came from? It was in fact adopted. So do you know its origin? And do you ignore my comment on the slaying of christians? The same ones who use the term "atheist"

  • @MsPhonicia

    :-D

  • @MsPhonicia

    :3

  • i mean no offense by my comment but do wish for you to look at other aspects of life you should not swallow everything you read because that would make you ignorant to all other views and perspective you do not sound like a man of god you sound like a boy who has run away with a small amount of knowledge your country is far from fair its a brutal place exploited by the western world learn all you can and question everything again please dont get offended reply with thought not emotion

  • @upwiththewolves Um, this is a response video to the guy who made the original. Methinks your comment would be more appropriately placed on the original video linked in the annotation...

  • i generally think that god is Wat ever you believe in its generally refers to non physically existent entity which is all power full but you have to admit all biblical text was written by man not god and and man is very much flawed .it teaches in most religions to respect other beliefs which you are not doin by disregarding atheism as a belief this video is disrespectful in a sense not to me as i am still researching the FACTS about where humanity came from open your eyes dont discriminate

  • @upwiththewolves Most beliefs don't teach their followers to respect other beliefs. Also, if whatever I believe that god is makes it somehow valid, I think god is a ham sandwich. This ham sandwich is all powerful, exists outside of our dimension, created our universe, and guides everything, and best of all, you can't prove me wrong.

  • I doubt we will be hearing from this kid again. Both his videos were made 6 months ago and the comments sections are quite entertaining. I think he got scared off proper - everyone needs to learn about hornets nests :)

    Atheists bite, sonny.

  • @Ansonidak can i use "everyone needs to learn about hornets nests. Atheists bite, sonny."?

  • @MeisterReaper sure,  why not?

  • @Ansonidak thanks it was nice of you

  • The only way this would be more ridiculous is if he'd said he knows flash :P

  • Awesome video!!!

  • My atheist response: fuck off, kid.

  • java...thats about as scary as a warm bath...."believe my few thousand year old bed time fairy storys or I will hack you" how very loving and compassionate of this little god loving toad. Seems god also blessed him with no face.

  • "You need to find God first, ok!" Great, so this kid's reakoning is that we have to assume the conclusion to find....the conclusion...

  • "all my life" which adds up to about fifteen years. Poor, deluded little fucker. How about a link to this little bitch's video?

  • Javascript. I'm so scared

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