MST3k 1007 - Track of the Moon Beast

[614macleod]

LOL @ the eating noises around 11:15 to 11:45

[Hobbes0331]

It stars nobody and features nothing, best line ever.

[sillygoose544]

Moon rock? Oh wow. : |

[TheDeadhead76]

Do you know billy jack?

[bballplyr5]

Nice the way Shirtless guy digs that stuff up so carefully so as not to damage it, but jams his shovel into the ground just inches away. Maybe he has X-ray vision and can tell nothing valuable is buried there... or he's an idiot.

[Kingrob30]

I'm ready to fight Captain Kirk. MST3K possibly the best TV show ever!

[Kingrob30]

Drink me in world I'm freshly oiled and ready to rock! Nice!

[sillygrl23]

9:44-10:13 Yeah, this scene right here is a good example why the joke is less funny everytime you explain it. Especially in that bored tone of voice.

[Kingrob30]

She gets of the ground asking what happened a lot. lmao!

[Kingrob30]

Johnny Longbone?!

[sillygrl23]

I still can't get over the character's names: "Johnny Longbow" and "Butt Healer" you know they have to sound like they came from some bad porno set. XD LMAO!

[Emgee78]

"Take off your robe!"

Whoa, Tom Servo!

[Kingrob30]

Is that peppercorn jack?

[ChaoticYak]

"What was that?"

"I don't really know."

Let me make up a quick legend.

[ChaoticYak]

Surprise! It was me running the slides!

Now, I'm over here!

"I know what you're thinking."

I'm boring and my slide show eats.

[ChaoticYak]

Do you REALLY want your movie to start this way?

[textthing]

This movie is terrible. Please accept my anthropology.

[textthing]

Does anyone else get the impression that the first scene was guest directed by David Lynch?

[Wyrmwould]

Everytime I watch a MST3K episode, I always think to myself: "Somebody somewhere paid to see this."

[ChaoticYak]

@Wyrmwould No. They paid to MAKE this. That's no guarantee that anyone actually SAW it. :)

[finwe90]

God I miss Farscape.

[Hakkai87]

"Return to Innocence"!

[dgsteffen]

FIESTAWARE!

[McStewbeef]

she gets off the ground saying "what happened" A LOT. lol XD

[PoisonInc]

'Moon rock? Oh wow...'

[SomeDumbKid1]

You know, as far as ways of contracting strains of lycanthropy go "Getting bonked on the noggin with a pebble" is kind of lame.

[gussiejives]

Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down....

[MrMowse420]

"Stop talking Jonny Longbow!" - ROFL

[aguyandhiscomputer]

"Filmed through chocolate milk" played as I was pouring myself a glass.

[mrhat1978]

rattlesnake, velveeta...

[ChaoticYak]

Tom: Soon, after all these years, we'll know what kind of pajamas our enigmatic pal wears!

Crow: Then, we can kill him.

Tom: ...uh, no, Crow.

Crow: Oh, yeah. I was thinking of someone else.

TAKE OFF YOUR ROBE!

[TheSeveredArm]

ONE. INDIAN MYSTERY. SOLVED.

[ChaoticYak]

In that opening scene, I think every character says "I'm afraid" at least once. It's so unnatural. I'm with Crow:

"Only if you stop explaining it!"

[ChaoticYak]

Mike, Crow, snack.

[2ndbase21325]

"Uh, interest rates go up...? I don't know, what?"

[BlueEyes7452]

Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili...*sigh* onions...uh

Hair

[vlcupper]

The band that played California Lady gave this a thumbs down.

[eviljoel]

Nice Parappa The Rapper poster, Mike.

[StealthG6On18s]

What up bitch?

[ToxBoxProductions]

21:45 Johnny Longcrow.

[GialloHorror]

LMAO! Thank you so much! One of my all-time favorites.

But that fucking "California Lady" song gets stuck in my head.

"And Coyote battled Roadrunner"

"I'm the Jim Morrison king!"

"Thanks for the stereotypical music"

That chick reminds me a bit of Suzanne Summers. She's dumb as a rock but she's got some nice legs.

"He's wearing Hagar, and they're horrible!"

[blossom246810]

It's too late to anthropologize... it's too late! I'm holding on your longbow, got me ten feet off the ground.

[Yapshire]

Johnny Longbow. Boy, have I been called that a lot.

[benjie414]

thanks.

[olivegreen85]

Oh, one more thing: "Please put your Dick Ashe out in the ashtray. Thank you." Dick Ashe — is that what you get after you're on top of Old Smokey?

[olivegreen85]

Hey, I have that EXACT same remote they're using in host segment #1! The nice thing about it is that there's this little button at the bottom with a light bulb on it, and when you press it, the buttons all light up green. ... Sigh (ONIONS). Yes, I know. Glorious exposition comrade, and all that. ... Now, if you'll excuse me, my strawberry-ice-cream-coloured terrycloth romper and I need to go absorb something. Perhaps some delicious dipping sauce?

[MattChrisF]

He's a cop, he's a rabbi. They're cops (except for the rabbi).

[Imawizardbro]

What haven't we seen in this movie, oh right, a scrawny drunken bowler's ass cheeks. Thank you.

[TeamxRPS3]

Stop talking johnny longbone

[johnnyo3535]

"Does anyone need a food cart to crap on?"

[Lycangamer30000]

Am going to dislike this who am I kidding I cant!!!

[ozzymorrison69]

"She gets off the ground saying 'what happened' A LOT"

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Damn it, now I really want a bloomin' onion...

[GoblinXXX]

"Mike, Crow, Snack..."

[phillipbailey70]

*uuh*... why did I switch to mineralogy... *uuuh*...

[bhahn1986]

This film stars no one and features nothing.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

YOU REMOVED THE WRONG LEG...oh sorry.

[inibigfoot]

Tom Servo said Johnny Longbow had a Doctorate's in stew...

[KakkoiiSasuke]

No...I got my chatrooms. ( I love the way Mike says this)

By the way, my car runs on green peppers, corn, chicken, onions...

[ChaoticYak]

"They didn't, but it died anyway."

Kind of a dumb legend anyway.

Surprise! It was me running the slides!

Now, I'm over here!

"I know what you're thinking."

I'm boring and my slideshow eats.

[TheLackofattack]

Oh yeah...yeah, I used that during meteorite showers.

[PirateLordRogan]

That onion blossomed Tom Servo head would taste better with a lot of things... Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili... *sigh* ONIONS...

[BlackAdam1231]

Bill Finger the uncredited co-creator of batman & the original green lantern

[kerplop]

...Tree.

[sbmalev]

"SMILE PAUL'S ASS!" - rofl

[approximeat]

The "band that played California Lady" is one of their best bits ever.

[pretorious700]

@approximeat Yeah, it's great, a;most as funny as the song itself.

[vampirehunter42]

1. Dude has a nice pool like that, a kind of girlfriend with a fair body. And he has yet to have her in the pool with a scant bikini on.

2. The "lizardman" makes the Gorn look good.

3. These have to be some of the top host segments ever.

4. (sigh) onions.

[RichterTheEternal]

I like how in order to add more badly acted padding, filler and dialog to stretch their bad were-creature movie they keep Paul ignorant of what he is and don't have him wake up to blood and guts on his face and body to realize he killed somebody and/or torn clothes or complete nudity. Hell, they did same thing in I Was A Teenage Werewolf and It Lives By Night.

[Unwyze]

Wow, could the white guy be any less concerned by the screams of bloody murder?

"What's that noise? Oh well, this piece of dirt is more interesting, hum-dee-dum."

[ArmorArmadillo]

Ahhh. Ahhhh.

Sorry for rushing the halloween season analogkid01, but I was up here doing some comments on youtube, and when I heard that you had uploaded this to youtube, the bright idea to post a practical joke, and document your reaction to the practical joke. Was mine, I didn't plan on getting such a HUGE reaction though, I won't tell anyone. I promise. Seriously. I just wasn't expecting such a huge reaction. DEAR G-D I"M SO SORRY I"LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN I AM SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY GAAAAAAH

[SpiderxBlue]

@ArmorArmadillo I HATE MYSELF

[SmokingSpoon]

"STOP TALKING, JOHNNY LONGBOW."

"NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATOR!"

"I did that with my mind. Ok, now watch how hard I hit the wall" lmao!

"Ouch, thinking hurts." Hahaha, damn she look's lobotomized on this shot!

Hey that's the Screaming Skull, XD.

[LaLongeCarbine]

Because if you were Paul you'd decide to call your local peyote dealer/professor instead of the half naked woman who is constantly pawing at you. Right? Or is it just me?

[ShyriaDracnoir]

@LaLongeCarbine Well, in his defense, it's REALLY good peyote.

[bLuDcLoT06]

"i forced my skull right through my faaaace, and refused to wash my stringy haaaaaaaair!!"

[MagicalTrumpy]

wow movies all together? AWESOME!

[RobertMuldooJP]

"Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"

[tombomp23]

PAUL, PAUL, PAUL! PAUL!

[AJOLT151]

I have used the joke the random photography lady used...never. worst prank ever! I love how the bots nail the horrible acting in their host segment :)

[lostboy28]

Now I want some of that stew too.

[distelrath]

One of my favorites! Thank you!