Exclusive HAWP Interview

[SonicSeraphim]

My ex girlfriend is full filipino and is cuter, but she's got the exact same personality. :'(

[SpeakerJeff1304]

I'd handle that. :)

[willj12]

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[HAZFRAME]

man ash reminds me of my ex so much...just want to f*** the sh** out of her...sorry but it's the truth

[carlitox10000]

Im in love with ashley. She... sings... FUCKIN AWESOME! SHE'S THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS :') 5:16

[daredevil22]

I love her.



[sagganuts18]

Hey Ash!

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[ostrom329]

Pretty TEETH!!!!

[bond626007]

bro, you can totally sing.

[DigitalEchoFox]

Nice outro.

[ericm1988]

5:16

What the hell did I just watch?

[jo239h]

U R SO BEAUTIFUL ASHLEY ND FUNNY ASS VIDEOS

[XxsnipezpwnxX]

MARRY ME ASH

[ahears1]

Oh dang hottie! I hope my next girlfriend looks like her! :)

[Dontchokeonfear]

3000 dicks?

sounds about right

[unbrokenserenity]

O ... M ... G, Ash Singing Is Sexy

[joyrideINmypants]

that was boss when she sang!

[Lerrek490]

Ash is so awesome :D

[lilgrasshoppah]

i love her lipsees

[joshdk08]

god damnit i thought she was awesome before. Then she sang and i jizzed in my pants lol

[Kyson2Point0]

@joshdk08 To be fair, she was flirting a lot. Plus the way she sang got you bothered and hot...

[GaryShunpike]

DAT SINGING VOICE.

[Zaxlon]

Shes funny

[OptimusPrime5OOO]

Damn ash can sing :D

[justaddsleep]

There is that awkward girl that thinks she is being awkwardly attractive, and than there is ash, who is actually awkwardly attractive.

[Okamiden556]

anybody think hawp will do dead island or.skyrim?

[diggityshway]

i would chop off a testicle just to have a girl like her

[swedisagnostic]

Cutest tomboy on the net...

[dilsco]

@swedisagnostic

Tomboy..? huh?

[swedisagnostic]

@dilsco It´s what you call a boygirl, a girl that has short hair and dresses in boy cloth.

[Gir975]

if only she was single

[daelric1914]

ashley can sing pretty good o.o i never imagined it since most of the time she is screaming or something xD.

[BattleRifle123]

i act literally the same way ashly does my brother frickin hits me to shut up and then i laugh at the pain and hits me over and over again and i act so insane.

[medicineman4ever]

Want.

[PersonalJesus348]

Ashly, they're only comparing you to what they know best... boys...

[ivansegos]

Ashly you fucking hotty, marry me.

and wear your wig at the wedding, you look hot in it!

THE POWER OF LOVE, is a curious thing, make a one man weep.

make another man singggggg!

[MsCunningLinguistic]

Wow, you can sing, Ash! (Damn, I thought that'd be the only thing you weren't awesome at. <3 )

[maseffect123]

i would

[MSGPresident]

Holy shit I love her singing.

[IAmSakuraba]

Ya, she cute

[123110gunner]

@IAmSakuraba no she the hots

[fivehouse]

her singing at the end was pretty good to be honest

[Blastaar7]

@fivehouse not surprising, she has a nice speaking voice.

[MrSOULHACKER24]

SHE SHOULD FUCKING ADD ME AND WELL HAVE LIL XBOX BABIES WOOT WOOT

[JonasPolsky]

iHawp

[Shananigan11]

She's so adorable, especially the Huey Lewis cover!

[Chaosian01]

Love question 4

[Saxmaster96]

SHES NOT THE FUCKING COSTAR SHE IS THE WHOLE THING

[moviecritic6]

@Saxmaster96 Nope

[Yuukino14]

I wish I had an older brother like hers, ya know... to troll around. Being the annoying bullshitting older sister is prolly not even half as fun as being the younger one. And my lil 9 years old bro doesn't even take shit from me (I'm so proud of him ;__;). He's less gullible than most of my friends.

Besides Anthony's pretty cute and so is his mid-rift...

[Yuukino14]

@Yuukino14 On a side note... the ocarina of time video... the songs... they're kinda stuck in my head... How do you get them out?? ... Heeeeyyy... isn't that a drill laying over there?

Is it cheating to answer to yourself? Are my friends right when they say they don't need to reply to my comments because I can do it all by myself? >_> v(o_o)v <_<

[ArkaStevey]

I would like to shake the hand of the gene pool which created her, and then steal that hand.

[Vyndorion]

everyone shut up, you act like your gonna get married to her, its like the 10 year old who are mad at Selena Gomez for "stealing their man" and i know that was the stupidest comparism but its accurate

[Odium1002]

long hair looks better on any women.

[Yuukino14]

@Odium1002 I dunno, kinda dig that androgynous look of hers. <3

[cogwheel756]

Wait so how old is she?

[chailizard]

I wish she was my sister.

[Hwoarang121]

I love her! 

[Hwoarang121]

She's the best! Ash you RULE!

[Dtrunit3]

i would put my pole in her

[Flonbag]

She actually has a nice voice.

[synthem]

Ashly can be creepy - deliberately - but most of these guys here panting and drooling over her definitely know how to up the creep ante...

[ScarletGenesis]

long hair ash hands down long hair.....frking awesomely cute as fuck, sing it girl twirl that tongue

[luzerith]

SHe is so PORNABLE!

[drew5211]

SHE CAN SING??!?!?!!!?!!?!?!?!?

[aeverinc]

I love her teeth.

[mattdacat13]

What?! ASHLY HAS EMOTIONS!? like real emotions.

[andyAAWW]

When I saw her friends I knew.

She is not a geek. Everyone is a gamer these days.

But my fucking god, she is talented. I think its her dark sense of humor that makes the show so unique. and I would like to see her make it into mainstream media. :)

[AZCopperHead]

Ash and Anthony should switch hair

[Vaxtris]

I am in love with Ashly. I would sing "Just the way you are" just for her. I love her silliness, kookiness, gaming skillz, her singing voice, and by God she is just beautiful. "When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change cause you're amazing just the way you are!". I love you Ashly!!

[theslyder]

I had no idea they lived in Arizona. I wonder what part. I lived there for about a year and a half, it would've been pretty cool to meet them.

[YazatLane]

Cheap books from Fry's off Cave Creek.

[gsotost]

lovely voice :) HAWP episodes rule!

[Freerunningpimp]

I reckon she looks cuter with shorter hair

[uallsuckass123]

she can not only be awesome, hot, and badass on videogames but she's also good at singing  omg shes perfect

[ninjarobo110]

In the thumbnail she looks like sarah silverman.

[jcjohnson274]

Well damn wish I knew they were in Seattle

[filosofyphreak]

wow good singer

[paulr00]

hmm... according to the comments i'm not the only one who thinks ashly is perfect and would consider her my dreamgirl. good to know people have good taste.

[PierzStyx]

I'd ride that train!

And long. Definitely long

[HighScoreable]

Beautiful singing!

[RayIshima]

85% of the comments here are, "OMG HAWP IS SOOOO HOT!! MARRY ME!!"

10% Random trivial debates over this video

5% Trolls

[gavnastyyy]

@RayIshima I am the 85%.

[RadioZombieX]

why are you so pretty? lol. im jealous

[wogboypaul]

i love you marry me

[Jupitec]

sooooooooooooooooooo cute

[Beecels]

who are the dipshits interviewing her

[Aquahutch]

@Beecels Translation: these guys got her attention and I didn't.

[Beecels]

@Aquahutch

umm translation: who are the dipshits interviewing her.

[David4Times]

GOD DAMN it you are fucking beautiful i wish i knew you... ur BEAST :D

[MultiSamuelson]

She... is ... hot. No doubt! Perfect teeth, perfect hair, good shaped lips and beautiful eyes.

I'd hit it. :)

[Bluedrake42]

hey guess what... stop using that jazz clip... stop... just cause you bought logic... doesn't make your SH*T original

[K9ProductionsGoK9]

she can sing, loves videogames, is a little cooky and is smokin hot...where have you been all of my life <8D *angelic music plays in the background*

[TenaciousMarine]

Wow she truly is an amazing girl

[mjnoir1]

it's quite interesting that she cleans up really nicely. she can look hot if she tries. good for her.

[nintendodude870]

i love hawp and would love to come and see you at penny arcade expo one day if you ever get the panel again

[Aquahutch]

Groin twitch between 3:57 and 4:02. *ahem*

[augustofretes]

You look a lot better with long hair, you know, I didn't like your first videos much (specially I disliked the Ocarina of Time one), but after watching your joker performance XD and the Animal Crossing one, I really felt in love with them.

By the way, you are actually good singing.

[captainausome321]

shes hotter with long hair

[Stevenarius]

goddamn, shes HAWT

[NightMareMD]

@Stevenarius She is HAWP!!!

[chafenhimer]

@Stevenarius no, she's HAWP. LOL

[Kaoss134]

I watch this just to watch her talk.

[Kaoss134]

Ash singing Power of Love ftw

[MrGten]

i break her in 4 pieces

[DistantLover666]

she'd be hotter if she was shota

[katamari4life]

JSYK ASHLEY, you're an attractive girl and I'm going to imagine that you're my girlfriend for a long time!

[Khamul]

@katamari4life ... creepy.

[alissa9731]

Jeez, guys can be pretty dense. There are so many girls out there who love playing video games, yet they act like it's a rare combination. -.-

[Windtrouser]

@alissa9731 It is a rare combination. Ask anybody how many men they know who play video games, and then ask them how many females they know how play video games.

[alissa9731]

@Windtrouser - Certainly, when you compare males vs. females. Although, I'm fairly certain that the number of girls who do play video games is much, much higher than the number most guys would estimate. What bothers me is how guys just assume that all girls hate/can't play video games, when in reality, many of us grew up watching Star Wars and playing The Legend of Zelda.

[Windtrouser]

@alissa9731 I don't understand the point you're trying to get across. If someone is interested in video games, they'll be playing them. It just so happens that more men are interested in them than women. You seem to be explaining to me the conditions required for someone to be interested in video games.

[alissa9731]

@Windtrouser - Yeah, I already agreed with you that, proportionally, more men play video games than women.

Sorry, I started ranting. ->*"My point"*<- ...is that from the way men act (see 75% of comments below), it seems that they believe there are no other girls on planet Earth who like video games. I'm merely making an observation of this unfortunate notion and giving a plausible explanation for why fewer girls play video games.

[alissa9731]

@Windtrouser - Also, exposure has a lot to do with it. The majority of girls who wouldn't be able to spot Mario in a lineup just haven't grown up with brothers or the opportunity to play games at all. They'd probably enjoy gaming just as much as some guys, if given the chance. I shudder to think of how I would've turned out if I had grown up with a sister....

[justjayarrsteiner]

ughhhhh.....GOD. (you all know what im thinking)

[chubbiercherub]

She has a very good singing voice acctually. That's so mad.

[PerfectGlitch]

Shit, she's actually got a very nice singing voice.

[CriticuleMe]

Wow, I've never seen anyone pretend to care as much as the guys asking the questions. lol! Kind of boring, only someone with a boner would enjoy it soooo much.

If they leave their house, they might find a girl who likes the same shit!

[HamIsANoob]

@CriticuleMe

you talk like you know all 409 people that like this video.

[CriticuleMe]

@HamIsANoob So don't you fool, quick to be defensive...are you secretly a lv.3?

[HamIsANoob]

@CriticuleMe you underestimate me... im far worse then you imagine. xD

[QuakerMC]

Wow, she can kinda sing. And she draws a lot of dicks in her videos. She should sing about the art of dicks.

[DarthYoungling]

Digg.... Seriously? 

[jkitsjaz]

Digg. :(

[w00t4Reko]

You two are pillocks.

[c433z]

@w00t4Reko Pillocks with points.

pointy pillocks, if you will.

[kintaman2]

Reminded of Alanis Morrisette.

[sayrith]

hey gimme ur steam ID please

[eatnogoat]

marry me.

[ZeldaTimer12]

hey Ash, you are awesome!

[Revaris]

I cry for the lack of women like Ashly Burch in the world. God damn it society, you fucked up SO hard, GOD - DAMN IT. GO AWAY BARBIE AND OTHER RIDICULOUS WOMENLY WOMEN OF AN ENTIRELY VAGUE NATURE. BEGONE.

[jjjmethosjjj]

@Revaris I'm sure there are plenty of girls like her, but they are all at home playing video games, and masturbating like dudes?.. While all the tools are walking around in public wearing skanky outfits and making me sexist.. I like it when they walk.

[Revaris]

@jjjmethosjjj haha! That's probably very true. One girl I know is a gorgeous gamer/anime girl but she likes being indoors ><

[Hejabonden]

She is beautiful.. she does not look like a boy! I LOVE HER!

[XDUNYASAINT]

i wanna buy you a flat screen tv 60" jus because your eyes...

[SmackMeIfyouWannaP15]

She is my dream gamer girl

[xxjack24xx]

long hair definately

[Besh091]

Five people obviously managed to completely miss the Like button somehow.

[IlkenGirth]

She seems arrogant. That's disappointing. I thought she was way cooler but apparently that's a facade. Oh well.

[bagofrandom]

@IlkenGirth NO SHE DOESN'T YOU COW

[IlkenGirth]

@bagofrandom No, she doesn't seem arrogant? Do you even know the meaning of the word? That's called questioning your intelligence. Stop fapping to this girl on youtube you'll never meet and go find yourself a life. There is no shame in this country anymore.

[c433z]

@IlkenGirth Arrogant? She pretty much seemed like she was being herself.

[IlkenGirth]

@c433z Which in this case seems arrogant. Are you really trying to argue with an opinion? Just because you want to bone her doesn't mean she is impervious to any negative personality traits.

[otterdude1]

@IlkenGirth Arrogant is really not the word I would use. Every thing she said, after all, is true. The majority of the comments on all of these videos are about how hot she is, how her hair looks, etc. The top rated comment ALWAYS is, ususally in some cleverly worded way that made it stand out (this video is a good example). No arrogance, only truth.

Not saying she's perfect, just that she didn't seem arrogant in this video.

[IlkenGirth]

@otterdude1 Again, this is an opinion combating my opinion. Do you really think that's a valid argument? I mean your comment has validity to it, granted, but you didn't prove that she isn't arrogant. You proved that people are simple. Which is in no way, shape, or form news to me.

[c433z]

@IlkenGirth I'm arguing that she doesn't seem arrogant from the video based on the way she speaks and presents herself. Compare her to Olivia Munn who obviously knows how hot she is and always plays off of the crowd.

I watched it again to see if I could see your point of view. I guess I can in a way, but I don't think it's so obvious, that would make her seem so clearly arrogant and not just herself.

Is it so wrong to argue opinions? If not that, what else are political debates?

[IlkenGirth]

@c433z You are still arguing with opinions. You aren't SUPPORTING anything with facts. Therefor, your attempt to change my opinion is thwarted by your faulty argument. My point is, what I stated is an opinion. You can't change an opinion without supporting your argument. I'm not simple, so I prefer facts over other opinions. That's also how debates work. I personally see the way she presents herself to be very arrogant. Just saying.

[c433z]

@IlkenGirth You're not going to get cold hard facts from perceived observations of somebody else's personality. But I do think there is evidence supporting my perception (and others') that she isn't arrogant or snobby based on the way she acts.

Sure, I might not change your mind, I'm fine with that. That doesn't mean we still can't have a civil discussion over how she is perceived based on the observations we make from the video. Debates aren't only facts, but how those facts are interpreted

[IlkenGirth]

@c433z The civil discussion is over. I'm grow weary of this circular logic and repetitive argument. I disagree with you. Let's leave it at that. You don't seem to understand my point at all. Don't worry about it. Don't reply, I won't answer.

[c433z]

@IlkenGirth I understand your point, I'm not thick headed. But you don't seem to understand how to look at another persons' point of view objectively enough to realize that your point might not be so absolute just because it's an all powerful 'opinion'.

"circular logic" "repetitive argument" It's not circular; it seems repetitive because I'm reiterating a point so that I hope you can understand my point of view (whether you agree with it or not).

"I grow weary" And get off your high horse.

[NERDKING1000]

gasp! the power of love is a curious thing

[sidian86]

Fuck yeah, AZ unite!!!!!!!!

[mobalias]

3000 dicks?!

[Arp33281]

dude.... I'm so freaking in love with this girl

[tehrapeyturtle]

Poor Ash. Internet creeps are internet?

[GuyRalf]

i walked away from my computer and came back to my computer cam back at 5:09 and felt like i missed so much

[newwwbee]

i bet there is alot of cleaning going on here at the burch house huh

[Harris91]

I wanna marry her so bad.

[JoSoong]

@ismaelocodf Not to mention she's not irritating like most "gurl gamerzzzz" who like to flaunt that they play video games and have a vagina.

[Kidz24]

@ismaelocodf

Pedophilia much?

lol, I'm kidding she's cute and freaking funny. and <3 Video Games... But no to worshiping an internet sensation. Weird a little.

[lampoilropebombs90]

@ismaelocodf i totally agree, they don't make em like they used to.

[SnatchTease]

Anthony's little brother, ashley, is so funny. He has emo hair.