Dorkly Bits: Kung Lao's Hat is Dull

[legosony00]

FAILTALITY???

[sonic2665]

(after the vid)

kung lao:time to go to the blacksmith to fix my hat!

gimme thumbs

[LerakKcirtapEimaj]

@sonic2665 Wow, you really make a comment on this video, essentially saying that Kung Lao's hat is blunt (which was already explained by it not cutting Lui Kang's head off, and by him saying "I knew I should have got it sharpened!") all for the purpose of a few thumbs up?

You're fucking sad.

[Masswesker2]

@sonic2665 how bout you stick your thumbs up your ass you thumbs whore

[ChrisAtheris]

LOL

[zaszion]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!

[asparagusoffice]

Hmmm... the voice acting was a little forced

[boggiemonster101]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

0:15 lol

[travis94falle]

@boggiemonster101 Would've worked better if he said "I don't feel anything"

[knucklestheecchidnaa]

He use to be a fighter but then he took a hat in the neck

[jfpbman]

that was supposed to be quick and painless! XD

[RitaBlaze]

FAILTALITY

[trobassman]

awesome please make more

[Calvin5505]

THAT IS TOO OFTEN!!

[nightbird1122]

and when he finally died he went off to hogwarts

[Th3SmartAlec]

NEARLY headless

[taz7272727]

............. :)

[AkSphreak]

I FEEL EVERYTHING!

[sladunkaAa]

I FEEL EVERYTHING!!!...dirty thoughts :3

[Piebasher112]

@sladunkaAa o_o

[sladunkaAa]

@Piebasher112 WAAAHT? >.>

[Piebasher112]

@sladunkaAa NOTHINNGG

[triickmaster246]

"HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?"

"I DON'T KNOW... EVERY THREE OR FOUR FIGHTS"

"THAT IS TOO OFTEN"

[ThePigeonFan12345]

LOL , Dorkly Bits.

[ELEMENTELITEYe]

Ouch

[Ericzhanger]

"I FEEL EVERYTHING!"

Hey, these guys get top comment just by quoting the video, it should work for me too.

[TheTremor209]

I LOOOOOVEE DORKLYBITS ! !

[Boninja88]

3 or 4 fights? That's 33 to 25%. That IS too often. Although it's always too often when it happens to you.

[Thezzdestroyer]

Pat?

[theseconddoman]

i feel everthing

[ZeoKarja1]

@DeM0555 (srry got the name wrong) *

[ZeoKarja1]

@DeMo555 because they need to enter mortal kombat to save earth realm from shao kahn and they cant let shao kahn win 10 consecutive tournaments or else he gets control of our realm but in more recent mk games certain people dont really fight each other because of alliences (i.e jax and sonya) plus in mk 2,3 and mabye a few more im forgetting u can do wats called friendship where u dont kill the other person

[DeM0555]

I dont understand why theyre killing each other but whatecer...

[CorreaLang]

@DeM0555 Because that's Mortal Kombat...

[DeM0555]

@CorreaLang i come at it from a more real standpoint

[PokabuLover123]

That's what I say when I accidentally smash my foot against the wall. I FEEL EVERYTHING!

[JohnnyCrimson2000]

Ugg, let me tell you. It is just annoying when that happens to me too! >=[

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

Don't you love it when both of the top rated comments are quotes from the 28 second video that everybody just fucking watched?

[Cheezeballification]

''I FEEL EVERYTHING''

[Nanokoex]

Cant reall enjoy it because F'ing yuotube adds freeze the screen while its still going.

[StaticH4X]

Failtality!

[1022jelo]

KEEP PRESSING 3 OMG OMG OMG OMG

[SerathDarklands]

Nearly-Headless Nick, anyone?

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

lol

[smally809]

Good thing he didn't do the fatality where he cuts them in half up the groin...

[Bakorafanboy13]

Way to often

[R3C0N678]

They should do the other one where he puts the hat between the legs.

[NerdInTangelo]

Press 3 Oh my god oh my god oh my god..!

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

That is too often! D:

[xoxoxo123ist]

FAILTALITY!!!



[gelaldo18]

keep pressing 3!!!

[SantuXD6]

Wait, is possible to talk with half of your throat cut off?

[iceman78772]

@SantuXD6 I don't know...vocal cords...tivo...

[CrescentGames]

24 people felt everything.

[AceS4289]

I love it when he says "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!". xD

[daret2000]

too funny!!

[alphaman28]

I FEEL EVERYTHING

[BorritoMan125]

@alphaman28 That What she said

[fmccaddy12]

@alphaman28 Thats what she said.

[jimbocorn]

adas



[MrUn1versal]

I fought Mortal Combat for hours, this has not happened yet. I AM PISSED.

[MonkeyXSilly]

i know everyones gonna hate me for this but i have to do it sigh THATS WHaT SHE SAID

[google541]

I FEEL EVERYTHING

[mellylopez76]

freedy kreuger is the same way

[1995katara]

i see a teilight movie ad -_-

another one part 1

what the fuck!

[tomas123106]

@1995katara i fell you brother

[ReallyRetardedROBLOX]

The strange part is that in the movie, Liu Kang is the son of Kung Lao.

[MrJdhero77]

Wait..He wouldn't be able to talk. *Shot*

[Tails7373]

Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless?

Like that.

[videogamemaster17]

Kung Lao is the best

[Creeation69]

haha 

[Hellkite45]

I feel EVERYTHING !!!! 0_0

[sasori1587]

"HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN!?"

"I DONT KNOW ABOUT EVERY 3 OR 4 FIGHTS!"

"THAT IS TOO OFTEN!"

[TekkamanChronos]

I was just talking to my bf about this! I always wondered if something like that ever happened to him.

[RockitGuitar]

Liu Kang shaking his hands looooooooool

[Yyyyzyyy]

"A hero's death" LOLWTFLMAOBBQ!!!

[waltdisney19282008]

not true, the only worse thing than head chopped off is being stabbed, spun around and your limbs and head being chopped off

[barryindustries]

@waltdisney19282008 sounds like someone's been trolled once too often by Baraka. You have my sympathy.

[omegaweapon116]

they should make these optional fatalities in mortal kombat...like comedic fatalities

[Miklaufe]

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD !"

[icarothomas]

I ABSOLUTELY NEED AN "I FEEL EVERYTHING" SHIRT

[HawkSargent]

@icarothomas gaaaaaaaaaay

[icarothomas]

THIS NEEDS A T-SHIRT

[PAkztmrr8]

@icarothomas yes it does with a picture of liukang shaking his hands with kunglaos hat still stuck in him

[victamelious]

F'n awesome

[SilverSinspawn]

I FEEL EVERYTHING

[UberTV2]

Pat (collegehumor) is Kung Lao, Murph(also collegehumor) is Liu Kang.

[CopyNinjalv3]

OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

[Latinoamericangamer]

"I FEEL EVERYTHING !" that's what she said

[monkeyjoe70]

who in college humour voice dorkly?

[MrHyperSondow]

Liu Kang should just go over there and kicks his ass for that shit

[insanit1complex]

press three over and over he likes getting hit with buzz saw hats

[takenoprisoner42]

@PSPGamesZone Microsoft word maybe?

[BillyLuuser]

liu kang sounds like joel from roosterteeth

[mistapunchface]

"that is too often!"

[GoldenCrusader93]

i want that hat

[beans301]

OMG OMG OMG!!! IM SO SORRY!!! lmao

[ikaninjau2]

Does this really happen in the game? 

[mkmkforever13]

Kung Lao should be a cheif with the sharp ass hat

[DeM0555]

Why are liu kang and kung lao killing each other? I mean like story wise

[creaphoenix]

@DeM0555 one of them had to beat the other in mortal kombat to grant a chance to save Earth realm. (at least, that is how I remeber it)

[juanpablotito]

21 people tought the dislike button meant ''Dis i like''

[plantmageskelly]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

That is an understatement.

[Retrogamer712]

Anyone think this would make a good fatality, but after the hat is stuck Kung charges at the enemy and kicks the hat popping the poor bastards head off with spine still attached?

[HektikKilla310]

21 Got Sliced On The 1st Try. . .

[DoctahDizzle]

How is lui kang still standing after that?

[brianbot123]

@DoctahDizzle you spelt "liu" wrong, and he is standing because he is liu freaking kang

[MSGSlayer1]

@DoctahDizzle Mama Lui Kang!

[THEizzyster]

so it happens at least once in arcade mode?

[Extreme3973]

I feel evreything! lol

[gjokgjm]

GAH! SYMPATHY PAIN, ACTIVATE!

[JogBird]

couldnt you find some asain guys to do the voice work?

[StudioLinkSketchit]

Once ever three....or four fights. ROFLMAO!

[Marioandsonicfanman2]

@StudioLinkSketchit THAT IS TOO OFFTEN!

[StudioLinkSketchit]

@Marioandsonicfanman2 Do you KNOW how hard it is to get someone to sharpen a blade that's on a hat!?

[Marioandsonicfanman2]

@StudioLinkSketchit Very hard I guess.

[StudioLinkSketchit]

@Marioandsonicfanman2 /nod

[kardenalito]

dement¡¡ you are a genius¡¡ OMG, OMG, I FEEL EVERITING¡¡

[MrBibZone]

OMG OMG OMG!



[6766sammy]

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

[sweatyshorts]

@6766sammy Totally disagree. Racist.

[Remolizzo]

@6766sammy Yeah... I liked that part too. It was funnier when the guy spilled his chocolate pie though XD

[MRwoodfromthehood]

/watch?v=uTe_ftQKdOo

[Nitedevil1986]

OMG OMG OMG!!! LOL

[LAHrebirth]

thats ok lui kang would've still survived, he has two skulls 3 rib cages and a couple of ...

[BrawnX]

@LAHrebirth

And my count alone he's lost a lot of vital organs to Kano.

[alexdc22]

LOL awesome clip lol

[UniversalMusicGQ8]

don't be like pat cassel's character...

[TheMhplayer]

How come there are 1008 likes when the viewers are still 302???

[dkingofkingz]

lmfao!!!!!!!

[quietgiant93]

OMG OMG OMG

[123mrpacman]

what doesn't have to do with his hat being dull.whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Brainkey2]

@123mrpacman If the hat isn't sharp enough it will bet stuck and stoped by flesh and the spine... making it painfully

[LordNifty]

@123mrpacman

Not dull as in dull-looking, but dull as in "not sharp enough".

[nyxheroxdd]

More Mortal Kombat!!! noob saibot wins!

[ShadowLover9158]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[jpheitman]

Hey, thanks, Murph.

[arnonn]

Hahahahahah ! " I FEEL EVERYTHING ! "

[Ramonerdna]

OMFG OMFG OMFG MORE DORKLY UPLOADS!!!! *JIZZ*

[horaciosi]

liu Kang looks like Charle Sheen in Hot Shots! Part Deux

[michaelmoreno461]

No playback on ipad???

[Arutemun]

"The author of this video does not allow playback on iPhone"

Please fix it

[IJustWatchEm71]

That'll ruin your day, all right.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Simple and to the point. That's why I love this!

[skellington15]

Every voice sounds the same.

[cromos]

ROFL

[Saiyanryu]

Liu Kang High Kick FAIL.

[verscharren1]

lolz

[MCCENTx2]

They should have done a Sitcom instead

[TheManSand322]

"That is too often!" ~ Look at me I put the last sentence said in quotes for everyone.

[Croxyndul]

should have ripped him in half.

[TrevorBelmont13]

I shoud've got it sharpened...huahuahuahuahua

[PlatypusGuitar]

repost?

[maalbe987]

I FEEL EVERYTHING!

[MrAmusingFox]

How is he still alive? That sliced his jugular. . . oh wait, this is mortal kombat. The game that you can stab someone through the brain TWICE and your character will say, "get up" and chances are, you will.

[Dicktaa]

@MrAmusingFox Yes its a video, thank you for pointing that out.

[kenshin82789]

@MrAmusingFox Yeah, because cutting the jugular means instant death...

[CaptainSrzBznz]

@MrAmusingFox uhhhhh... no shiet? that's why its game and not real life -______-

[Confusedfurry]

@MrAmusingFox

Magic *snort* *snort*

[AtomicBlizzard12]

@MrAmusingFox and your point is?

[MrAmusingFox]

@AtomicBlizzard12 and your point isn't.

[AtomicBlizzard12]

@MrAmusingFox that was stupid.

[MrBob890890]

every dorkly video is funny

[magggie1]

Mortal Combat has outtakes!!

[ward7921]

THAT IS TOO OFTEN!!!!

[herofromthedark]

That is TOO often! XD

[shamans123]

Someone has a super strong neck >.>

[Bluezexmas]

Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God!

[SmashLiXs]

this sort of happened in metalopcalypse

[The8347135]

Dorkly really love Mortal Kombat

[BertaUndBert]

@The8347135 Me too. And Dorkly ;D

[ReganADHD]

The way Liu Kang is speaking reminds me of Egoraptor