Come To Chuck E Jesus

[LaufenbergMusic]

My early childhood is now ruined...

[boomhum]

i am sewing u for making rude comments please take this video do or i will sew

[hilldanielle10]

this is tarable to adverties,

[TheDarkwolf011]

i went there omg

[Wolfbane8]

I came up seven years ago, but at that time I did not have the know-how to make videos.

[brando99able]

ARE YOU CRAZY CHUCK E JESUS IS'NT A PLACE! BUT Chuck E Cheese's is.

[Lolkoi11]

I dont get it is this supposed to be real? This is the most scary video ever...

[heatcats]

@naruhinafan9999 the only thing that excludes me is that I am a cat lover

[VileTheReject]

Hell yes! Im going there for mah birthday!

[3salamanders]

I love pizza, but I don't wanna get squeezed. That's ok.

Those Christians need a place where they can feel secure. It's a scary world out there! Rock on ChuckE.

[Mylesperhour23]

muslims and christians actually have alot more in common than people realize<_< just a few different views.

[likarex]

lmao i thought of the phrase "chuck e jesus" then typed it into youtube and got this

[Mylesperhour23]

I KNEW IT! I thought so too and did the same thing. xD

[claytonfosure]

i know! i did the same thing!

[likarex]

can't understand wat he says at 0:45

[zachbrafftherealone]

lol cristians suck hahaha

[Riotmaker888]

Aqworlds, quit talking to yourself, it's unhealthy to talk about yourself that way!!! LOL

[BalaclavaTV]

Damn, I missed some good stuff while I was away!

[pomod]

I'm an atheist. But i wonder of mocking religions isn't a bit holier than thou?

[channeIreview]

Ooo I'm not an atheist and I wonder an atheist can use a term "holy" if the very existence of "holiness" is denied by their world-view. If you remember false rumors about Barak Obama being a Muslim were being floated about to dissuade Evangelicals from voting for him. This video is not mocking religion but is instead mocking intolerance - albeit in a somewhat intolerant manner.

[AqworldsKeenan1298]

dude you suck and your a asshole

[AqworldsKeenan1298]

you suck dick you fucking asshole!!

[heatcats]

@channeIreview I am a christian. Chuck E Jesus sounds like a great christian place to hang out at

[OnguriFilms]

@channeIreview im a athiast and just to be annoying holy holy holy holy holiness

[4thedman1]

@channeIreview YOU ARE SO UNHOLY!!!!!!!!

[hersheyandshadow]

Do you think that if there were a Chuck E. Jesus, they would play the movie "You Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

[liveonapromise]

this is hilarious... you guys do realize that this was a satire peice right? Don't get so riled.

[bragenwood]

WTH! U CHEATED

[redhot1234567890]

i guess u think u

funny or wat eva

but it ok DOE THATS Y

OBAMA DA PREZ NOW

[redhot1234567890]

I ANIT GONE B MADE OR NU10 BT LAST TIME I CHECK OBama WAS OUR PRESIDENT. !11111111111111111111111111 right or wrong

[redhot1234567890]

i anit gone b man or nut10 bt lasT TIME I CHECKED OBAMA WAS OUR PRESIDENT :}

[priderocklover]

HAHA! GOOD ONE!

[zanekills]

fucking racist!

[amandaaownsx]

Hahaha.

[TheGangsterss]

lmao

[prayerhour]

I'm Pastor Shepherd and I approve of this video.

[rudedude1029384756]

dude you halve a lot of tym on your hands

[umegoyomi]

premium? you mean I have to pay for it aaaahahaha!

[strupern07]

sick!

[crazy000pk3r]

jackass! u suck!

[AngelWest]

Blasphemy!

[helpmefindparents]

I think they have one of these near my apartment in Los Angeles.

[rt0rres]

funny video

[channeIreview]

thanks i thought it was worth a chuckel

[missuscake]

This is creeping me out pretty good to see Chuck E Cheese saying all this.

[andymcgaffigan]

i can't wait to play whack-a-muslim. i won like fifty tickets from that game last time.

[Gimmeabreakman]

If I have no ID can I just show I am circumsized?

[channeIreview]

this aint a kosher place. nobody cares to look at your penis here.

[speedyconkiwi]

Now I want pizza.

[channeIreview]

thanks kiwi - I dont think they chuck e cheese pizza places outside of the US and Canada but every kid goes through a phaze when they wanna go there. -

[TheEdTV]

Hahah! Great!

[fullmontycarlo]

If I wear my ten-gallon yarmulke, will they let me in? I want a kosher pizza! Do they have falafel?

*sigh* Alas, I hear the doors slamming in my face.

[channeIreview]

hey they will let you in if you wanna be the victim for the pin the tail on the jew game.

[TheEvilJuergen]

Do they have Chuck E Jesus all around the world. It sounds like a concept many people would enjoy. Especially in certain countries.

Great vid as always!

Evil J

[PurposeDrivenBimbo]

who is that mouse?

[theplasticmonkey]

hahaha

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

Chuck E. Cheese iz the man!

-nice job!

5 stars.

later,

XEM

[Toddly00]

this....was amazing

[channeIreview]

thanks toddly i know you are lover of good food --> it seems everbody on youtube these days is talkin about becoming vegan and crap like that. But Toddly00 proudly dines at Dennys and McDonalds in his vids.

[dannye60]

rofl

[achampag]

lmao

[MarkDayComedy]

Nice work, heathens...

[Blargaldalien]

Wow,I certainly hope there is a Chuck E. Jesus at the midwest gathering.

I have a hankerin' for some loaves and fishes.

[channeIreview]

I hope they have one at your home planet as well. I believe that alien life forms are kind of a grey area when it comes to store policies.

[Blargaldalien]

Jesus was an astronaut. By the way,doG ,our supreme leader lost a pair of stone knick-knacks out around Mt.Sinai,anyone find them?

[channeIreview]

I think professor Jones might know the answer to that one.

[Blargaldalien]

As Beloche swallowed a fly...

[novanine]

Haha brilliant! 5 *s

[delraecpa]

That was fun... in sort of a naughty way. :-)

[channeIreview]

glad you had fun. please come back for seconds.

[blackturtleus]

Funny! As if religion wasn't already cheesy enough... now there's Chuck E Jesus! What's next, Kentucky Fried Christian? (Hmmm... Come to think of it... maybe the Romans already did something like that when they were into persecuting the Christians...)

[channeIreview]

wow now that sounds tasty

[olgakay]

Another one, that makes me go "YAY Channel Review is AWESOME

-OlgaKay

[channeIreview]

Oops I forgot to mention the restriction placed on russian jugglers and blue-haired shrinks.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[channeIreview]

thanks so much for always stoppin by

[robertantonnyc]

OMG. My mouth really just fell open at that one. So crazy it's not even offensive, but sooooo UN-PC. lol

[channeIreview]

ohhh i tried so hard to offend all

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Chuck E Jesus.

AMAZING!!!!! You're fantastic!

[channeIreview]

i think there is also a game at Chuck E JEsus called "turn the dike straight"

[carrolly2k]

"Blessed are the Cheese makers!"

[channeIreview]

Yes the problem with Judas was that he was lactose intolerant

[delraecpa]

"He said peace makers!  Big Nose!"

:-)

[channeIreview]

obviously not a fan of "life of brian"

[delraecpa]

I don't know... Actually, I believe I'm the bigger fan... that's the next line in the movie. (note my quote marks) ;-)

Best wishes!

[channeIreview]

OMG I'm gonna have to go rent that again. it'S been much too long.

[delraecpa]

Actually we own it... and I misspoke... that is the second to next line... the next line is some thing like "I believe he meant prevayors of all dairy products" :-)

[NEtotal]

haha, awesome new video man^^

5*****Starsss

;-)

-NEtotal

[channeIreview]

vielen Dank :)

[bigmetaldude]

YAY! I can go there!

[channeIreview]

so can lucifer. thanks :)

[nicanicabad]

Excellent video!!!!!

[channeIreview]

six exclamation marks!!!! wow thanks!!!!

[nicanicabad]

one for each star--plus you so deserve it-(!)

[catquack]

Funny vid...

p.s. I'm excluded, which is not necessarily a bad thing!

[channeIreview]

please dont take the exclusion personally

[DoggBisket]

Very funny Abe. I loved it.

[krazykizza]

So many McDonalds.

[channeIreview]

they were sponsering this video. i guy has gotta make a buck

[krazykizza]

McDonald's sponsored you?!?! How much you got for that!

[channeIreview]

i got a coupon for half off on a happy meal :)

[krazykizza]

I love happy meals :) Not for the toy, just because its good value.

[JimmerSD]

Good thing I'm on Atkins.

[channeIreview]

Chuck E Jesus has an Atkins approved steak pizza

[bowlingballout]

I'll just have to go dust off my old papers somewhere... I don't remember there being an expiration date.

You'll never know!

Muhahahaha

[channeIreview]

its worth it. better cpome on an check it out.

[tokyocooney]

Crap... Im exclueded too

[channeIreview]

hey, i thought you would be at shinjuku tonite with Ken Tanaka. Unfortunately, no Chuck E Jesus in Japan yet.

[VirgoVixen9]

LAWLZ

[channeIreview]

thanks my fellow virgo

[fallofautumndistro]

Poor Nalts, no Kevins allowed.

[channeIreview]

well after hearing what he's done in public eating establishments that needed to be added.

[dctcool]

Those damn bastards kicked me out of that place

[renetto]

Nice...

[channeIreview]

thanks paul, your essay inspired me.

[TheBeeOBee]

shit i'm excluded.

[channeIreview]

oh heck, you probably arent alone

[04ray25number2]

I love Chuck E. Cheese.

[channeIreview]

i love shakies pizza

[jabazzy]

I wanted to bring Jipsi to Chuck E. Cheese for his birthday, which is this week HAHAHA

[jabazzy]

Oh you can imagine his response *bursts out in laughter some more*

[channeIreview]

i'm sure he would enjoy Chuch E JEsus a whole lot more