Spongebob disses Texas

[batmankid45]

lol Texas was the place i first moved to when i was 4

[tomomichan2]

You suck, you didn't even get the best part.

[xx1andONLYCJxx]

im in texas now and i hate it! lol spongebob and pat had this place right on the money

[couscous781]

This clip defines the Bush administration, thumbs up for SB politics!

[kyuubisharinan3296]

Thumbs up if you live in Texas

[luigimarioman1]

0:23 TROLL FACE!

[3picPop]

Definition of ignorance: 2 comments below. Love this episode btw xD

[MCroxxie14]

I come from the magical land of tumblr

[MistahFAB5]

Get ya mothafuckin thumbs up if Tumblr sent u here

[toontownpenny8]

0:16. Oh patrick.

[jayhow92]

That was spongebob's rick perry impression.

[supersalomi]

I'm from Texas, I find this rather offensive.

[clrunner3]

@supersalomi Thats why it's funny ;)

[supersalomi]

@clrunner3 Exactly!

[crazitaco]

@supersalomi i'm from texas too, and this is one of my favorite episodes :D



[crazitaco]

@crazitaco i love living in texas, btw. best state ever imo.

[jzavala07]

Why didn't you turn your phone on it's side. Did you fail shapes in kindergarten or something?

[xojuicyfruit]

@jzavala07 who knew someone would care that much about which way a minute clip of spongebob was tilted where they would come to ask if they failed shapes in kindergarten... jesus.

[jzavala07]

@xojuicyfruit because typing something that took 2 seconds shows I care sooo much. who knew someone would care so much as to reply to a comment a month after it was posted, that no one else commented on.

[xojuicyfruit]

@jzavala07 sorry i didnt look at the date? i dunno your comment just made you seem like a middle schooled dumbass. i dont care, i just pointed out that you look like a dumbass.

[jzavala07]

@xojuicyfruit maybe you should look at your comments and take your own advice

[xojuicyfruit]

@jzavala07 well that was just as pathetic as your original comment, dont know what my advice was but okay. im done, have a good life.

[jzavala07]

@xojuicyfruit maybe. but better to have a pathetic comment than a pathetic life, so have fun with it.

[MUNFMUNFblaster9000]

HANK HILL IS SO PISSED

[sonikku35]

does any one have a high-quality version of this that's not in german?

[410443KOOLBOY]

0:21 - 0:26 XD

[MrVenomousProduction]

What calculator did you use to record this?

[MegatronPrime321]

"Duy, howdy, y'all!"

"Get a dog, little longey! Get a dawg!" LOL

[SKULLRED2010]

15 people were from Texas

[ExpressPrescription]

I like the part where sandy destroys them for dissing Texas

[KisaiKagai]

GET A DOG LITTLE LONGY. GET A DAWUUGG.

[IcePrincess642]

The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb old stupid Texas!!! LOL xD

[DjokaeFF67]

on german much better

[mario9dragon]

Could you move the camera around a little more?

[elr456]

LMAO XD at Spongebob 0:28

" the stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over DUMBOLD STUPID TEXAS" HAHAHAHA

[meredith4547]

hey patrick wat am i now uh stupid no im texas wats the diffrns too funny

[MrAzz909]

too low in volume

[jamminspmdopehouse]

oh yeah n dat was funny

[jamminspmdopehouse]

hell yea das exactly wat i said i even rewind it cuz i had to hear dat laugh again das thight

[gaaragirlgo98]

texASS is what he is refferinf to CB

[SuperRocker671]

Never tease a country or you get jumped.

[njskiinglegend]

@SuperRocker671 Texas is a state you asshole

[jamespic]

Very Funny From 00:23-00:25!!!!!

[AshesRoxxx]

The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb ol’ stupid Texas

[krabb101]

woah that made me jizz

[MsShadowgirl123]

how come it is slow

[Dubickimus]

duy, howdy y'all

[Komedia007]

Aww, you didn't catch the explosion parts =(

[amazoniscool]

The stars at bight are dull and dim whenever there over o'l dumb stupid Texas lol

[EquestrianandBimmers]

LOL my Husband is from Texas and I do the Howdy Ya'll" to him. Everyone down there says, "Ya'll constantly" LOL

[20SpiderPig10]

"get a dog little longy!"

XD

[GodTangrowth]

Y'ALL BEST CUT IT OUT

[MichoRizzo44]

Lo!! As a native Texan, I know that folks from Texas really do react as Sandy did when people talk down about Texas. I love her reaction, very cute!! =P

[shadowlugikiller]

i like the face were sandy makes at 0:23 D8

[nintendork1999]

get a dawg little longie get a dawg!that made me laugh as a little kid...it still does!

[copelandwp]

ooo thats what they deserve

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

What not to sing to a Texan with a short temper: Volume 1.

"The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas."

[Socoolscienceshow]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Texans are so stupid they send people to rehab for being hooked on phonics XD Texans are so stupid they talk into thier mail boxes to send a voice mail XD

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@Socoolscienceshow Stfu. Texans are not stupid!!!! Even though i've never been to Texas, I KNOW that!!!! Keep your negativety to yourself >.<

[comprimiser]

thats my fav part of this episode "get a dog little longie, get a dog!" lol

[austheboss10]

hey patrick wat am i

stupid

no texass

wats de difernce

[lightningthehamster]

@austheboss10 it's called grammar eue

[TheEIements]

I guess spongebob is a giants fan.....

[skers03]

dis nigga crazy

[hig]

This is my new favorite cartoon!!

[Metalchris36]

lol its funny cuz nobody talks like that nor has a accent like that here in Houston texas xD

[The0ptimus]

This is one of the funniest scenes in spongebob history. The new episodes make this scene look like god.

[TheCrazyRainbowShow]

the starrrs at night aree dull and dim when ever they have to be over dumb ol stupid texas!!!!!!!!!!

[hackensac]

@TheCrazyRainbowShow Get a Dog Little Longy

[copelandwp]

@TheCrazyRainbowShow haha i still think its funny even though i live in texas!!

[doctorseaweed]

Why was more then half the screen cut off?

[XRAYRACING1]

Gayyyyyyy

[osmarchito]

0:23 hillarious face

[pieface6742]

get a dog little oggie!!

[supersnorlax1]

0:49 Ugly on an ape?

[ericrichaudeau]

can we call plants from texas dumb?!

can we call shoes from texas dumb?!

[31operafan]

This is my favorite part. XD OK, this is ironic: I lived in Texas when I first saw this, and, even though this part was just hilarious, I also thought it would be offensive to some of the locals.

[link2400]

i do have to say that patrick was pretty smart in this.

[IronManOfficialguy]

Git ah dog little longie, git ah dog. 

[jamespic]

Fuck Bush!!!!!

[vigo894]

@jamespic= Yeah, we prefer women with shave down below. Ha ha ha.

[balancesplash]

0:47 What is she saying right there?

[Critica1Acclaim]

@balancesplash you all best apologize, or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!

[SuperScary85]

funniest art is when patrick goes im texas too. get a dog little longie get a dog. get a dog little longie!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

[nerdberglar]

The stars at night are dull and dim when ever they have to be over dumb old stupid Texas. Get a dog little longie!!! LOL

[Shrek441000]

DONT LAUGH DURING VID

[LiloPelakai]

@Shrek441000 LOLLLL

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@Shrek441000 LOL It's kinda hard to do that sense this scene is so funny!!! xD

[CandyMan745]

Classic!

[whirlwind14]

Shoulda shown the chase

That is funny

[nintendork2000]

I like when spongebob grabs his crouch/belt buckles and says "Howdy y'all".

[ganstaman22]

Spongebob is a smart ass boy. He's too funny. When he grabs his ass and rolls his eyes that was the funniest lol

[gold840]

@ganstaman22 patrick disses spongebob at 0:35

[lollipopdays1]

this was one of the funniest episodes! lmao!

[spongebobfan334]

WTF The Stars and stripes are dull and dim whenever they have to be on Dumb ol stupid Texas xD Lmao.

[spongebobfan334]

Going into my i Pod xD

[LunarX]

You have a sexy laugh. ;)

[ThaSonOfHeaven]

"Get a dog little longies, get a dog!' LOL

[ke145nn]

Its the "stars at night are dull and dim"

[Boatinglost]

0:28 The Stars and stripes are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb ol stupid texas LOL