Snooki Quotes: The Song

[jvickers86]

I love your songs. They are hilarious! Also you are very talented, nice voice and rhythm. Catchy stuff!

[Savage00712]

I almost dies at the whale sperm part. lol

[UnKissPaTii]

I will fuckin attack you like a squirrel monkey? HAHA. nice.

[QcflamethrowerQc]

So deep...

[ShadowNinjaX3]

Fuckin' whale spermmmm

[Katelol1999]

Hahaha!!! im tryin 2 b sexy, its not working! lol

[Untellectual]

Those 12 dislikes are snookies alternate accounts

[chickennugget1027]

The size of the dislikes is the size of the haters' dicks! ;]

[Ashesburnt4]

Stop caring & FUCK ME!

[Amcacs5654]

This video is amazing. <3

[Cornbeee]

i think my crotch is sticking ooout, i thought i broke my vagina boone

[f4C3pWnRx17]

FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT!!!

[chickennugget1027]

It must be fun being this guy because he got to sing the song lmao I love Nicole! She's my favorite and my role model ♥

[caseyd528]

@chickennugget1027 If your role model is snookie, something is seriously messed up in your head.

[shiratsiz]

I love this girl! Swear on my cat's grave (;

[MangoHarry]

A couple of days ago, I watched this, and it had 5000 views, and I said, this is going to get big, and behold! 76 807!

[iDinoNinja]

Snooki tweeted this :]

[xxEroticNightmaresxx]

Yay! Playing this on my guitar right now. As someone who posseses tiny fingers I gotta tell yah, that Fm chord is killing me.

[Bleached2Black]

This has been stuck in my head since I listened to it the other day. Love it!

[cheyradke123]

i keep hitting the replay botton haha

[chickennugget1027]

@cheyradke123 Ikr! This is my favorite song! I remember it by heart and I listened to it like 10 times in a row EVERYDAY!

[frymonster24]

haha this is great!! so funny!!

[compaqdr]

Watch all these quotes wehn Snooki says it on my channel!

[CCNeverender]

i dont know why i like this song, but i do...

[Caughtupinthemiddle]

I freaking LOVE this!!! I think half of the views are from me, not even kidding.

[whYLiE09]

i love the chrous!! :D

[cristalpetals]

Seriously people,why all the hate?. Just because she doesn't have an IQ of 160,has sex just like anyone of you and drinks as I can bet MOST of you here do it does not make her a person to be hated! You are the ones being ignorant and saying dumb sh*t about someone you don't really know. She's happy the way she is,deal with it!

[seanman322]

@cristalpetals "Google it, that's why the water is salty, fucking whale sperm" enough said. 

[dreamer368]

"I swear on my cat's grave, freakin duck phone" Is my favorite part! lol

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

Title should be "Ode to Idiocy."

[xxhunnyxxbeexx]

@CRUSH3Rdlux ahahahaha

[supersoulscreamer]

I loved this, Snooks is to funny!

[bluetextonwhitebg]

Ha, Snooki is seriously so stupid that she fails to even realize that this song is making fun of her for being an ignorant, drunk whore.

[ThatLoveForever]

@bluetextonwhitebg honey..... she knows the song is making fun of her. this comment makes YOU look stupid. see the thing about snooki is she couldn't give 2 and a half fucks about what you or anyone else says about her, because unlike most people (probably also you) she's actually HAPPY with herself.

[chickennugget1027]

@ThatLoveForever Damn right! I love Nicole and she actually loves this song lmao she said it in an interview.... haha she's so cute and sweet and I love this song because she said I never thought what I said would turn int a song haha I can't get over how funny she is ♥

[queenofhartford]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abcdefock]

julia & annie brought me here, not snooki rofl

[shelbysupersnake101]

the great thing about this song is snookis a smurf with boobs and this song s hilarious.

[armouredladybug]

Snooki posted this on Facebook and laughed her ass off about it - she's so cool :)

[Faleen3]

This is as catchy as all of her sti's.

[sdan21630]

Genius dude genius i give u props:)

[pkmn7777777]

new ringtone? yes.

[deucecake54]

FRIGGIN' DUCKPHONE!!

[teebaybee123]

LMAOOO

[SuperBell47]

The great thing about Snooki is that she laughed about this! <3

[AshtenIs2Groovy4U]

lmao

[TheFroggyFilazzola]

THIS IS JUST AMAZING LOLOLOL

[Tati98yahoo]

Haha data funny af

[312ElectroShock]

LMAO

[cescomerc]

gea thanks snooki you the bomb for sending us here



[illilya]

you should offer people the chance to produce remakes of this song. i want to hear what sounds like stephen hawking doing a dubstep version of this.

[sowrongitsrightt]

Hahahaha I love you snooki !!

[mizzbridget2]

This totally made my day!

[romenagibrahim]

this is amazing!!!! so talented! snooki sent me here from twitter too!

[mslithgow]

Lol! So funny! Snookie sent me here from her twitter!

[amber9921]

Lol jersey shore is the shit

[candylover100100]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[JustFour4Laughs]

........ SHE. IS SO. FUCKING. STUPID!!!!!!!!!

[starmeup100]

ha!

[MsThumpthump]

@sbJEEBISS Thumbs up:)

[96marcelwilson]

fuck my fucking asshole!

[xoxohelloxoxo]

can't believe girls actually look up to a whore like her. she is entertaining but in no means a good role model.

[MattyB9373]

Fuck my fucking asshole right now XD lmfao

[TheStripySafia]

Snooki Sent Me Here From Facebook. I Don't Know About Da Rest Of Yall Doh.

[kayykayy9]

Lmfao this is hilarious. Snooki sent me here from her Twitter btw! ;*

[dantorp11]

Hahahha, love it :)

[sooooophie1]

Snooki never fails to impress... :) I love her!

[SamiLovesYouxoxo]

THUMB UP IF YOU THE 5,815 VIEWER.

[imsocoolnot1010]

SNOOKI TWEETED THIS, BITCHES. xD

[chickennugget1027]

@imsocoolnot1010 ik!!

[traviesabyt17]

Rotflmfao!!!!!! This was hilarious!!!!! Love u SNOOKI!!!!

[MangoHarry]

LOVE LOVE LOVE. This is going to be big on YouTube

[mmmaaarrryyy01]

cool, the undersong is pretty catchy!

[7dubstep5]

Damn what a genius lol this is sooo damn funny!!

[fairlyfiona]

Brilliant. Omg, Amazing. Like if you agree.

[siennaskyy]

The only person with funny quotes like this before Snooki...was Jessica Simpson! LOL.. I friggin' love them both!! -_-

[amyseaton1]

LMFAO this is fcuken Amazing!! i Love Snooki :p

[beccahday]

awesome. :D hilarious.

[brightcolours234]

LMFAO YES

[TheWrapCombo]

thumbs up if snooki didnt send you here

[bailee5600]

Snooki brought me here!

[FlynnFloppy]

LMAO 1 PERSON HAVEN'T SMUSHED FOR 4 MONTHS

[adriannemary]

oh c´mon thats amazing!! i like it i like it I LOVE IT!!

[KatrinBambi]

This is the most brilliant song ever!

[JenniV6710]

Snooki loves this and so do i! hahaha

[MissIdaa]

;;DD;;D♥

[CheriilynnRMF]

LMAOO

[esakabrona503]

Baha! prepare for millions of views since snooki just tweeted/fb this. Awesome song!

[Crazyhead432]

and lets just get wastey pants!

[sbJEEBISS]

THUMBS UP IF SNOOKI SENT YOU HERE

[idiosynkratic]

@sbJEEBISS only time I approve of one of these.

[XxXAdversaryXxX]

@sbJEEBISS She did she did...And im lmfao right now...Jersey shore rocks hahah...Thats the only type of drama i want in my life..Sitcom drama :P

[darealmcyrus]

@sbJEEBISS Well of course snooki sent us here. why would it be called Snooki guotes the song if snooki wasnt involved?

[YouGotAPinkBow]

Snooki brought me here :)

[RuthSGTC]

Snooki just wrote about this<3

[Sarttimi]

LMAO omfg

[alexpeniera]

snooki sent me here through facebook lol

[TheHeycandy]

omg snooki just tweeted this :D

[dojnd]

I friggen duck phone love you man!

[Adddoro]

1 person is NOT cooking tacos tonight

[berghme]

loved it!

[jonnois]

I love the Mike Tyson one you did as well

[negativesmooth]

I did not expect this to be funny, but damn it was fuckin hilarious.

[bluetextonwhitebg]

This video needs more views. It's too fucking awesome and I hate everyone on that show with an unhealthy passion.

[Unamedo]

Omfg, this is hilarious

[DoctorChaos]

0:30 snooki wants smoosh smoosh

[badboy30093009]

i want to ear it on the radio would be epic

[camelnaction]

Awesome way too awesome ... I havent really watched her ever but I can so imagine her saying all these things

[azncutie328]

hahhhaa i died

[Bei1052]

Dude, you're a genius!

[PimpinwithJC1]

Funniest shit i have ever heard!

[deucecake54]

freaking duck phone!

[PreciousMarie1000]

Hahaha , "I Swear On My Cats Grave" 

[GokiWartooth]

I came here to give you shit, but I'm impressed.

[TheTiago23]

nice

[DibbzTheLoner]

o_o

[imover18sostfu]

Why snooki?

[mhermenault]

MOAR VIEWS

[deucecake54]

awesome!

[Whtrebel]

@deucecake54 your a fag

[gothstar14]

Also, first.

[gothstar14]

Pretty good stuff, right here.