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  • Two things.... 1.) Slender Man does not talk, even when he is reading a letter out loud for the horror of a teenage boy. 2.) Slender Man does not leave bodies.

  • SLENDERMAN, AKA MarbleHornets The Movie (Directed by Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau)

  • youre copying the damn words from that recorded slenderman evidence tape!

  • I liked this not the best acting but all together it was actually really good

  • 1:14 Tim from Airsoft GI

  • -_-... Worst acting ever... if u agree plz give this a thumbs up. Chessy ass video. -_-

  • Hahaha

    This is better than Trolls 2

  • yup... i'm slendy's gf... like ligit. 

  • bad acting...but very funny! that's nothing close to the real audio

  • WTF IS THIS SHIT?

  • lol his face when he was screaming.

    "aaaaaaaahhhhh" really casually lol

  • The acting is okay. The fights could have been better but the storyline was AMAZING!!

  • Slender man should be tall and have very long arms

  • Is that the guy who played Jake Sisko in Startrek Deep Space 9? lol he looks a bit like him :P

    I thought that was quite good! Good work :)

  • Look ya'll need to stop bitchin it was a school project, it was never ment to be on you tube, never ment to fuckin please you, heck i was one of the actors. But it was fun and personally more entertaining then marble hornets with its shitty camera work,quailty and over all pupores.I mean come on how many entreis is it gonna take to get to the fuckin point, seriously not gonna waste my time watching 50 of then to what i might not find anything entertaining about it.

  • well, the actors are certainly more attractive than in Marble Hornets

  • @NewsomMusic I agree.

  • Listien, its actually pretty good, but honestly, scream like your the person on earth! You are not in a Library!

  • sillence will fall!

  • ...please tell me I am no the only person who thought this was cheesy and laughed at it?

  • Geez ppl quit hatin! Yes the acting is bad but its not that bad

    It was an attempt, and a pretty decent one

  • music was good story is good ackting and the voces ware bad stuft was dalayd and jut not good plus u take the names and maskys mask frome mh and it just sucks :T

  • So much wrong with this short film. Look it over and you'll see it, too. Story is good enough, but acting is terrible, visual effects horrible, names are taken from Marble Hornets (there is so much more creativity in making your own names for a series). The music was alright, though.

  • @111111se He made all the music in garage band by himself just using a computer keyboard. He would leave room with this music playing in the background and freak us all out while we worked on our own short films haha

  • @ShinhoDynasty7 Oh, interesting. I'm not much of a Garage Band expert, I've been trying to get better for a while now.

  • So this..."Jaxonian" in the credits has been Slenderman all this time!? Everyone, get your torches, pitchforks, and $20 bills!

  • great, ill take a phone when i go in the woods

  • the acting it burns

  • dis horseshit 

  • lolz the begining is about a recording from morgan county police in tennese

  • i'm having a very hard time deciding which is scarier: slenderman, or their attempts to act in this.

  • when slender man appeared at 4:46 it made me jump very high

  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundundundundundundun­dudnund Gimmie twenty dollars..

  • endeman vs slendeman

    

  • I am working on a Slender man costume, i wanted to ask you how you made that mask. Is it silicone? Can you breathe with it? I saw two little nose holes, but i see no eye holes, which makes me wonder, how the heck can you see in that thing?

  • @GhostfaceFan1992 He couldn't see a single thing haha. I was in their class but I forget how they made it. I was busy making my own crappy short film and only helped out in this a few times to hold the boom mic.

  • This is the greatest thing ever.

    

  • fail in the beginning

  • FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!!!!! my only weakness! XD

  • Of course his name was Alex......... it's always Alex.

  • @Chintendoeddman there is ALWAYS an Alex! XD

    Marble Hornets: Alex

    Everyman HYBIDS: Alex

    DarkHarvest00: Alex!!!!

  • By the way, could you guys tell me why we don't like this movie? Is it solely the acting, the plot, or...what?

  • @Lordoftheringwraiths Probably the acting.

  • The beginning was hilarious, I laughed SO hard.

  • The filming was good, the acting was very ick. aswell as some of your facts on slenderman on the far-end of the known spectrum.

    Sense when did he steal eyes? Or was that the schizo, if so that should be more prominent.

    As long as you are looking at slenderman he cannot move easily, that is why Alex videotapes himself contstantly, because if he is caught in a veiwfinder, he is unable to act.

    Check out Dreams in Darkness blog and othersuch for more ideas and clarification

  • You got the same problem as Alex;you need good actors...

  • That was lame. But at the same time cool... Weird... Good job though!

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  • Omg soo lame xD

  • Oh dear. The acting is terrible.

  • This is so stupid.

  • Good effects and camera angles for an amateur film, but if you can't come up with good lines or a good plot stick to more basic ways of conveying your messages.

  • THIS. SUCKED. ASS!

  • 8:52 I held the boom mic for this scene. I like to think it was the stellar audio of that scene that is getting all these views XD

  • yeah.. sorry dude but that was terrible.

  • 1:40 MATRIX

  • 197 peapol did took slenders 20 dollars!

  • i have the same jacket as bryan.

  • ha morfeous got fat as fuck

  • you toke slendermans 20 dollars

  • Okay the acting is terrible dude hahahaha its a great idea and well planned, but nobody can act...

  • If you are going to do it again, I suggest you get friends with lots of acting ability to work with you.

  • when the guy first screamed did any one think of.....

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is true happened in the 50s

  • those screams.

    oh man i laughed

  • You tried very hard and this is a good effort but quite honestly I could do better acting. You seemed to try to hard to act, thats your problem

  • ...I scared.

  • Goddamn TVTropes, linkin' me ervryhwere in the uny-vurss.

  • and slender man dont talk

    

  • HORRIBLE acting

  • Only now, after watching all 17 minutes of this, do I now realize that I have wasted 17 minutes of my life. Sadly, I will never get them back.

  • guy with the shades = badass:DD

  • HAAAAAHAHAHAAAHHAAAA THIS ACTICG WAS SOO BAD I LOLLED MY FACE OFF LOOLLLLLOLOL

  • This sucked so bad i have seen better acting from people who are trying to act bad omg

  • That was Legit, but bad.

  • wow bad acting :)

  • 5:20 cargo shorts?

  • @newbkid1 Naw, I thought it was horrible

  • 3:55 Wow great acting, and makeup....

  • His weakness is $20. Not a phone camera. Just give it to him like everybody else

  • oh also the site is slendermanfilm com

  • @BeyondDiscreet We don't really care.

  • okay i did the research on marble hornets these guys and everybody whos been making slenderman vids but i can't find any connection to the slenderman movie site that claims to have slendy coming to select theaters, if anybody knows anything or has a trailer let me know!

  • You have failed to meet my unrealistic expectations of creating a flawless home movie. Hollywood should have trembled before your might. And for not spending thousands on this ill be giving it thumbs down like everyone else who fails to realize the difficulty in what you've attempted to do.

  • Thumbs up if you got here from the 'So bad it's horrible' fanfic page at tvtropes.

  • wen are u making part 2

  • death by picture?? loololololol win

  • I like how people bitch about slendermann talking and having a weakness, when EverymanHYBRID has him talking and several "canon" blogs have ways to distract or even momentarily defeat him.

  • He just wants his 20 dollars guys...

  • Ignoring all the previous comments hating this video, as a SM expert and cryptozoologist I found this video entertaining, interesting, and refreshing. I agree, the acting was mediocre. But what can you expect from amature actors? lol I liked it and I'm giving it a thumbs up.

  • I feel ashamed to have ever. . .watched this video. Slenderman is gonna pop into your room and disembowels you and throws you into a river near Beijing. :I

  • The acting is horrible, No it's not even bad. I just wanted to ring your neck the whole time. You can't even get your fucking lines straight. This irratated me, and I want to slap you for it. I love boot leg shit as much as the next guy, but bro, you pissed me the fuck off. I hope you die alone and slenderman T-bags your face while you are. >:L OH, TWO MORE THINGS . SLENDERMAN DOESNT TALK AND HE DOESNT HAVE A WEAKNESS. ASSHOLE. God you carnies piss me the fuck off. Stop being a wanker. K,thanks.

  • I don't usually take the time to comment on videos. BUT THIS WAS TERRIBLE.. AND YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE. May I see the storyboards, please?

    I expect your welcome response in "twenty MUNUTES."

    lots of love, (kiss on the cheek)

    Sincerely,

    Two idiots who know more about filmmaking than you do.

    P.S. Have you seen my videos? THEY SUCK. BUT GOD. DAMN.

  • WTF???

    why do people disliked this so much??? sure the acting no that good but who cares, alot of people don't know the art of film, who cares if the acting's bad, alot of older films had bad acting, caseing point "Night Of the Living Dead" from the 60's that had some of the worst acting ever, bad it becames a classic

  • Why do so many people hate this? Some people don't understand how hard it is to make a legit film, it's a lot harder than it seems. Personally, I think this is quite a good little movie, though the acting isn't perfect. Yet, why would the acting be perfect, this is homemade, not a big budget Hollywood productions. Some people need to stop hating so much.

    Anyway, Nice jobs guys! I liked it.

  • They're eating him, and then they're going to eat me, oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooood.

    One of my main problems with this is that slenderman talks. You never really imagine him talking, he's an evil, voiceless entity, he mantains an air of enigma if he doesn't talk.

    Good try anyway, how did you get the fleshy effect on slenderman's skin?

  • Lol, is it really continued or is it just there to make you think?

  • You win again technology :D

  • I wish I knew in EXACT WORDS what Thomas said in the interview with the detective in the beginning

  • The slender man does not kill in that way. He impales bodys to trees and rearranges their internal organs

  • @jman0317 Shhhhhh, you're giving this movie too much credit. You're assuming they actually cared about the mythos.

  • @jman0317 when he's feeling nice

  • @jman0317 Do you speak from personal experience?

  • @jman0317 dude, he dosent kill them at all. his victims disappear without a trace, we dont know if they die, or go to some unknown location. if you got this off of research, dont use wikipedia. its an unreliable source

  • @jman0317 they were probably on a really tight budget XD

  • @jman0317 Reminds me of the story of Vlad the impaler

  • @jman0317 Of course i'm no expert but i that he just took them away and no one knew what he did with his victims.

  • wow you look so bad ass walking out of your cubicle

  • fuck, its totheark

  • what does the circle with the x inside mean

  • @cureformee its his symbol.

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  • This acting SUCKS!

  • How did you make the slenderman mask?

  • Lord Voldemort with suit Lol! :P

  • Awesome...I thought about making a short film on Slendy...you just made it better for me to do so

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  • Nice Idea, Poor voice acting. But I know, Voice Acting can be hard unless extremely well at it.

  • That acting was so bad, Skinamax soft porn actors are laughing.

  • you mean short film as in 17:00 min. ( jus sayin)

  • @k1l3r778225

    That is exactly what a short film is...

  • @Abazigal not really bro

  • @k1l3r778225

    "the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences defines a short film as "an original motion picture that has a running time of 40 minutes or less, including all credits""

    Yes really, bro.

  • @Abazigal didnt know my bad

  • this isnt bad, i think the thing that most people complain about is how it's not like marble hornets. though i love marble hornets and it scares the shit out of me, this peice of work does a better job of making the story line shorter, charactor development and an actual cinematic feel sintead of just scare, scare, episode of filler and then scare

  • This was hilarious, though i understand hilarity might not be what you guys were going for. I'll definately watch the remake. Don't worry about the negativity, keep doing your thing if it makes you happy.

  • lol i like how he spazzes out

  • well that sure was....

    puts on sun glasses

    some thing awful! YEAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @CrazyToastMan dont you mean

    puts on slender glasses

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

  • bad acting 

  • "Who are you?" "Im Jessica"

    *fapfapfapfapfap*

    LOL jk

  • "Who are you?" "Im Jessica"

    *fapfapfapfapfap*

  • Did not like it at all. And also, to nightowl685, no. Don't say we're hateful when we are tryining to help and critisize. Don't say to keep doing what you're doing when they should progress. Your just being horrible. Acting needs much improvement. Same goes for the all around 'plot' if you could call it that. Practice is needed. MUCH more practice.

  • QUICK! RUN INTO WATER! TAKE HIS PEARL!

  • @SpychoSpy hahahah SL-ENDERMAN!!!!!

  • @SpychoSpy

    ha minecraft reference

    

  • Nice going guys. Film making is so much fun. You guys did a good job for being students. Check out my page. We're working on a Slenderman film ourselves. ^^ Just another Slendy student film.

  • Ware did you get that mask for him

  • brian your brother here

    what does he want

    for you to take acting lessons

  • def could be better. but hey, its a start.

  • This is awesome!!! and I did scare me a little bit at parts too! :3

  • The only thing that would have made this cool, Alex playing the trumpet.

  • I'll admit that Slendy being weakened by being on camera is a cool idea, it should have been explained better and shouldn't have made him friggin explode. Also, WHY DOES HE TALK WHY DOES HE GORE PEOPLE AND WHY IS HE ONLY SIX FEET TALL!!!!!!

  • Man,when slender man see's this he's gonna be pissed.we might see this as a joke but he might not.Gotta watch who your makin' fun of .........WAIT this is a serious vid? ok now he's really gonna be pissed you just made people fear him even less.Now he's gonna kill us all.WAY TO GO A-HOLE !!!

  • Plagairism, plagairism, rip it of without a doubt,

  • Slender Man doesn't hurt people, idiot. He just takes them. Get it straight.

  • @CarolynCatastrophe Actually, no one knows what he does with his victims.

  • 'Tis poop.

  • They did the opening wrong -Nerd rage-

    and that is what a 6 year old girl sounds like :D

  • this is so black... xD

  • this is cool, but the acting needs a bit of work, other than that brilliant!

  • you can hear the lights clicking on and off at 5:22 xDD i love this

  • This is horrid...you had a nice effort but the acting was weak, the effects were shoddy, and honestly, it would have been nice if you had some originality not using names from Marble Hornets and thinking up something original with Masky instead of re-using his hacked Entry. These things took the fear away from the story from me, otherwise it could have been very good

  • I have to admit, the slender man's weakness was a weak twist. But otherwise, great video.

  • danm the mirrior scean

  • 3:15 scared me so bad, i didn't expect him to slam his hand on the table like that

  • i liked it

  • How to make this short film a success:

    1) brand it a comedy.

    That is the only step.

  • You just sucked all the scary out of The Operator. That's quite an accomplishment, right there.

  • Acting was kinda wierd but it was good i say u should make more films

  • That was good. Sure, it wasn't professional movie quality but it was enjoyable and you added a twist by having slendy speak. Good job :3

  • acting was kinda off, and ending was kinda wtf..but other than that it was alright

  • Eeh, the acting seemed kinda weird to me...

  • I liked the slender suits part in the beginning. that got me excited but that was probably the worst acting I have ever seen which killed my excitement.

  • Slenderman 2

  • A HAHAHAHAHA, best comedy ever!

  • TWENTY MUNUTES!

  • "Brian! UUUUUGH!"

    

  • this is awesome!!!!!!

  • "The Room" of creepy films.

  • "Behind you aaaaaaaaaah" is the new "THEY'RE EATING HER. AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME. OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD."

  • behind you ahhhhhhh

  • this film is bad and you should feel bad