I love to lick and smell dirty anus. Female only, nothing to do with shit. Just sweaty, hairy anus. Nothing better than the musky smell of an asshole after she's been working all day.
I'd just like to say, I know English people can be pricks when it comes to ignoring the Scottish and seeing themselves as "british" and all this... But it's just as bad if you guys lump them all together and call them all pricks.
I'm English but I live in Scotland and I think Scottish comedy is MUCH funnier than English comedy.. I've had the best of both worlds and I <3 Scotland... So please just stop to think for a second before saying that all English people are the same. Thanks :)
@dammyjodger1 I have no problem with English people whatsoever, and I am Scottish. I do however, have a problem with the English establishment. They are all self-serving cunts, who put even the English people's wishes and hopes last on their to-do list. C'mon Scotland, English people are not the problem just those bastards in power.
@jamboliboli I COMPLETELY agree, thanks for responding and being so polite haha ;) It just gets old, being an English person in Scotland and hearing these comments all the time... But yes, I know *exactly* what you're talking about and that's what I hate about England too!
Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
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it would have been slightly funnier if you had sucked the ink into yuor mouth and the ink went all over your teeth and you sprayed out a fine spray of whsmiths finest
What a freak this is daft and so stupid no way is this funny this man needs locked up
GlasgowBlogger 2 weeks ago
Why do people think limmy is pish, hes awsome! Fuck yous :P
MarcusIGrant 2 months ago
Oh that's funny, cos limmy is pretending to use a pen to smoke weed and then breaks the 4th wall and passes it to "you".
Oh my fucking sides just split. Its so META...
Sigh.
smartarse001 4 months ago
hahahaaaaaaa
GanjaPhatBetas 5 months ago
What the fuck is this shit?
lb8068 6 months ago
@lb8068 lmfao hes fukin hilarious
scotland1989able 5 months ago
Euuugghhh your breath stinks.
1Explosivez1 8 months ago
Aye, ah'd have a toke o' that pen Limmy. Good shit
MayallMonsoon 8 months ago 2
The Scottish Ricky Gervais.
Ah right?
RonSkem 8 months ago
@RonSkem Ricky Gervais is shite man!!!
celtno1 5 months ago
Arrr Smiths... the good shit.
MrDerekMonty 9 months ago 2
this was so stupid it made me laugh !
antonmadden1 10 months ago
this version was better than the one on his TV show
stinkyglasses 11 months ago
I love to lick and smell dirty anus. Female only, nothing to do with shit. Just sweaty, hairy anus. Nothing better than the musky smell of an asshole after she's been working all day.
ScabbyHole99 11 months ago
@ScabbyHole99 ...WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
scotlandw8 9 months ago
I tried to buy sum of that shit but WHS said it was sold out and they dont make them anymore. fuckin ragin man i heard thts sum powerful icky
tenaciousd1888 11 months ago
I'd just like to say, I know English people can be pricks when it comes to ignoring the Scottish and seeing themselves as "british" and all this... But it's just as bad if you guys lump them all together and call them all pricks.
I'm English but I live in Scotland and I think Scottish comedy is MUCH funnier than English comedy.. I've had the best of both worlds and I <3 Scotland... So please just stop to think for a second before saying that all English people are the same. Thanks :)
dammyjodger1 11 months ago
@dammyjodger1 I have no problem with English people whatsoever, and I am Scottish. I do however, have a problem with the English establishment. They are all self-serving cunts, who put even the English people's wishes and hopes last on their to-do list. C'mon Scotland, English people are not the problem just those bastards in power.
jamboliboli 11 months ago
@jamboliboli I COMPLETELY agree, thanks for responding and being so polite haha ;) It just gets old, being an English person in Scotland and hearing these comments all the time... But yes, I know *exactly* what you're talking about and that's what I hate about England too!
dammyjodger1 11 months ago
ill pass limmy....
Ieuanization 1 year ago
why do people type like im scottish i know people say like but stop fucking typing it eh
TheGamerZoneCR 1 year ago
Whats goin on here like?
Shakmastershake 1 year ago
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Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
kicktothebass 1 year ago
ROFL :D
cuntylishus 1 year ago
hahaha never gets old
JamieSwain 1 year ago
Hahaha fuckin class limmy !
inspiredbyshikari 1 year ago
canny beat a woolies pen very rare these days
20cFilmWannabe 1 year ago 2
Fuckin' Hilarious,
WeePoppy98 1 year ago
im defo tried that stuff.. word on the street says its the latest and craziest high ever o_O
xdashdave 1 year ago
FIT
rayolacer 1 year ago
limmy u fried little cunt funnest guy ive ever came accross
YoungTeamTv 2 years ago
topper!!!
jammiejamie2 2 years ago 5
some of his stuff is just totally pish or bizzare. But ther is some class gems out there. Dee Dee and Faclonhoff for example.
Solcut69 2 years ago
yeah i suppose ur right on that fat haha i think i'll watch his show again next time its on with a more open mind lol
guildwardian 2 years ago
fair point i just dont get it, im scottish myself so i donp if i should be getting it lol
guildwardian 2 years ago
how exactly?
guildwardian 2 years ago
Sure did
ManlnCognito 2 years ago
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On this guys profile he refers to himself as an "internet funny man from Glasgow"
However having looked at several of his videos I have yet to find any evidence to support this boast
ManlnCognito 2 years ago
What camera do you have?
MrKaliom 2 years ago
Limmy must have done a power of acid or something a few years back. Sheer Banter!
nangie88 2 years ago 3
brown short sleeved check shirt:)game of drafts or just a shirt,,does it matter...
paulgoldiez 2 years ago
haha reminds me of cunninghams pse class in high school. awful times they were
ifu06555 2 years ago
its actually blue room isnt it?
thytaz 2 years ago 2
nice orb tune Spanish Castles in Space.
thytaz 2 years ago
ur a legend man fuckin random is fuck hahaha
hibernianhbc 2 years ago
This is mah patter,me and mah mate dave used tae dae this in class back in 1978 only it wis a bookie pencil we smoked, in maths 2nd year.
chasmala 3 years ago
@chasmala big deal
kingston0708 2 years ago
See the look on your face when you pass that mate, priceless lmfao!
joelang1699 3 years ago
TONGS YA BAS
DyeBalla888 3 years ago 2
Yeh curling tongs LOL
beatsanctuary 2 years ago
lol gettin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhh
Aidofspadez 3 years ago
haker!
baybeesara13 3 years ago
Well, West of Scotland anyhows.
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
He's just Glasgow, and that's us all and that's the end ae it...
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
The song is Blue Room by The Orb. They're the nuts.
technotastic 3 years ago
ilfac shut it m8 ;)
ERICEFF 3 years ago
funny shit. This guy is funny shit
semieden 3 years ago
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it would have been slightly funnier if you had sucked the ink into yuor mouth and the ink went all over your teeth and you sprayed out a fine spray of whsmiths finest
ilfac 3 years ago
How to be slightly funnier, by ilfac.
richdevken 3 years ago 27
it is every1s goal in life to be slightly funnier.
raptoresque 3 years ago
what song is that?
mobilism 3 years ago
watch yersel mate, that gear'll kill ye
cow741 3 years ago 4
Blody hell Min!!!
FUSION144 3 years ago
lol
Prisoner7777 3 years ago
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you pass to the left, not infront of you... and like someone else said, you look like the bloke from dead man shoes
Wutage 3 years ago
no1 cares tht you "know how tae smoke weed" its a joke ya ride
simrie 3 years ago 5
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i was takin the piss ya scottish fairy
Wutage 3 years ago
scottish fairy, rap this comment round your arse , bet your english
prick
simrie 3 years ago 24
@simrie aww you hate comedy that bad?
watch frankie boyle? if so, suck your own dick, if not, get a prozzie to suck your dick... =D
All inbreads will eventually die out.. just a matter of time (*huck* yea, english and american... all the same *huck*)
SystemzOverload 1 year ago
@simrie Was it the accent that gave him away?
cmomofilm 1 year ago
geting high off pens lol crazy shit
bradhogan123 3 years ago
Pen porn ya bass! he he
sonofthesea 3 years ago
those pens are totally radge man, I whitey'd tae fuck first time I had a draw
reptonised 3 years ago
Aye Paddy Considine in Dead mans shoes. Gid Vid
screwtape84 3 years ago
I would.
gavbarkway 3 years ago 2
thom yorke or what!
almofan89 3 years ago 9
looking rough as fuck man hahah
dougiem547 3 years ago
Hahaha whats the music?
JayTheSex 3 years ago
kills me, actually deckin myself over here.
AlexandDunk 3 years ago 2
nice orb tune
stashcode 3 years ago
would you say those pens are better than smoking heroin?
IgWannA2 3 years ago
lol, i work in WH Smith in the airport, the pens are pretty heavy going..especially the black ink ones.. :P keep the beard going!!
conroy11111 3 years ago
Dear God, Limmy. You look rough as fuck. You better lay off they pens for a bit (or work up to them via pencils or something). Jesus.
bakerka23 3 years ago
I really liked the angle of the camera on this video.
voskosi 3 years ago
That should be a sketch. class
kaney1967 3 years ago
it is a sketch isn't it.
iknowbesttrustme 3 years ago
nah mate - you fish-lipped it..
tonedial 3 years ago 2
lol that was rather random.
GanjaBenny 3 years ago
Bic pink tips
lubo1888 3 years ago
Spark up one of those crayola crayons. But watch it disnae drip doon yer new t-shirt.
MintedStereo 3 years ago 4
lol !
clubfm 3 years ago
no thanks, mate...ah jist tain a toke ae ah staedtler HB pencil
chipsmccluskey 3 years ago
i jus took a hit of my mates Bic BallPoint pen... did nothing!? this is no way real!
iknowbesttrustme 3 years ago
Wan minute yer eating a vienetta and sippin on a pint the next, yer nothin but an ink junkie listenin to music in yer pants
boxingbuddhist 3 years ago
Blue Room. Niceness. I heard The Orb at your Oran Mor gig. The DeeDee sketch maybe?
MintedStereo 3 years ago
Aye, I used Spanish Castles in Space.
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago 4
Fucks sake ah certainly widnae.
weemanafghan 3 years ago
What, have a smoke or shag us?
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago 22
Aye
weemanafghan 3 years ago 5
Right.
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago 9
Was that your fave tune playing in the background there?
bumpsywhoops 3 years ago
hahahaha, whit the hell. that was almost as random as staffy
oberon06 3 years ago