Generation Kill - Ep 6 Scene - Attempted Fornication

[Muppetz540]

I love the Sgt Major. He's like the horrifying culmination of every SNCO I have ever known,

[Brodossov]

N'UNFUCK Y'SELVES!

[axelmixer2]

wow so they have kitchen in battlefield now?

[CALanceGokongwei]

Horny Devil Dog.....

[hmmwvj]

my fave scene

[hmmwvj]

squishy face

[Colfax11000]

atemptin ter fernikate with . . .

[AlabamaSoldier]

7 people were inapropiatin' there chemicl filtration device by attemptin' fornication with.

[DoodieHead96]

I'll tell you if I was that girl I would pop the fuck out of that dude when I was driving away with my gun. Least she's sitting on MRE's and even made a chair out of them. lol

[Grabpowa]

1:13 lol he comes outta nowhere!!

[TheWarrior816]

LOL his verb tenses are classic.

[marmoot]

LoL DOUBLE-YEW DEE EM

[FreddeX91]

If this is anything to go by (which i sincerely hope it's not) then there is an entire different, err..., "culture" in the American army and the Swedish army.

If ANYONE (no matter rank) acted like these guys then they would get court martialed and/or thrown out of the army so fast that they wouldn't even know what just happend, and for that i really respect the (swedish) army! :)

[Jagguar20]

@FreddeX91 I dunno man. Maybe in war time it would be different. Oh and btw, this is the Marine Corps not the Army! And don't get me wrong man, I love Sweden! But I'm just saying, maybe some of the decency would be lost in a real war scenario (Like in this video).

[FreddeX91]

@Jagguar20 Humm i see your point, i mean the Swedish Forces has more or less a zero tolerence policy towards behaviors like this but i guess that sometimes things like this happends even in our forces. I dunno i haven't actually served yet so i can only say what i have heard so i guess i actually shouldn't say too much. :P

By the way, im sorry i got the army and the Marine Corp confused. It has been a while since i saw this series. :)

P.S Curse the 500 letter limit! >.< ;)

[cwood4ever]

@FreddeX91 Listen let me give you some advice. In war and these dudes are the tip of the spear. They go into enemy territory. If they want to yell at woman let them. If they want to jack off let them. War is hell and if it brings them some relief its best to stay out of their way. That woman is a supply nerd that will never fire her rifle.

2 times in Iraq

[divinegamer13]

@cwood4ever you tell them

[Rams4life94]

@FreddeX91 ok maybe the Swedish Army is good at being reserved but they wouldn't stand a chance against the US Marines, Army, Navy or even Airforce. I'll take a victory over discipline.

[FreddeX91]

@Rams4life94 Well yeah of course we wouldn't win since, oh hell i dunno?, America is waayy bigger than Sweden and thus got more soldiers to it's disposal.

Besides, unlike the american army our army isn't focused on destroying countries and killing shit loads of people. Our job is to try to stabilize regions, helping the people and a lot of other things the U.S Army seems to think is "unimportant".

[Rams4life94]

@FreddeX91 First off it was the American Government that does this, in the Bush era. The American Military just follows orders and does not deliberately mean to do this, in a war there is always collateral damage. And anyway if you put the same amount of Swedish and american troops against each other, the Americans would win, we simply have a better military

[Pvjinflight]

@Rams4life94 Whatever, as US army is commanded by war criminals its useless rubbish.

[Rams4life94]

@Pvjinflight if you believe that then so is the British Army douchebag

[Pvjinflight]

@Rams4life94 Could be, Idc about British army either. Or really any army in whole world.

[Rams4life94]

@Pvjinflight Congrats then. I want to see what you say when you get invaded by another country

[Pvjinflight]

@Rams4life94 Whatever, then I just move somewhere else from here. I will do it anyway though, climate here sucks so bad.

[kubaniski]

@FreddeX91 The US army is brute attack unit as it is responsible for the security of the majority of white nations with the exception of Russia (they can defend themselves).

The US troops are flung front forward in the dirt, sand, and jungles into direct combat against and enemy openly trying to kill them. Therefore there is less focus on appearance and more on results.

[USMCrecruit30]

Now unfuck yourslef!!!

[imapplhelper]

you are inapropriatin' your chemical filtration device, by attemptin' FORNICATION WITH!!

HAHAHAHA Six you're one awesome maj!

[woodwyrm]

POLICE DAT DEVILDOG!

[Kyi139]

fuck that old ass bitch fucking ruining the fun

[Kyi139]

i would knock that fucking asshole out and keep going for the pussy on the back of truck.

[CommandoDude]

@Kyi139 I'd put a bullet in your back.

[Euclides287]

I don´t blame them, that girl was cute! Funny how that fucking Sixta is always in the right place at the right time to spoil the moment...=p

[Loxleiev]

the journalist expression when he says "thats exaclty where im going"

i just did the same when i first saw it XD

[TheHALOlegoboy]

A bunch of jarheads

[TheSwampcritter]

kevlar panties nailed on toppa concertina wire bush XD

[mikeangeconeb]

Well I go crazy if i don't get laid in a months cant imagine 6.

[MavricknChaotic]

Freaken old dude is funny xD

[OdiseyThe]

that is one liberated bitch

[bustedupXbox]

alla' saddam WMD's buried in there hahah. formerly with 1/6. Ooh-rah Marines.

[LSvea]

who is the girl on the truck????

[bigjames88]

@LSvea A WM (Woman Marine)

[ShortBusStud]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR HELMETS?!?!?!

[TheUSMC2017]

@ShortBusStud It's pronounced "Hemmets"

[driverx241]

@ShortBusStud HEMMETS

[koxiesarmy]

@ShortBusStud Hammets!

[Javelin09]

Sixta; puttin' 'em in their place.

[Pikkabuu]

@kristaps454

It is actually Vasser bitches. Vasser is an university in US.

[midna007]

WHY ARE 6 PEOPLE FUCKIN' THEY'RE HELMETS?!

[tehBLAX]

if they were really filming with there cam corders, where is the real footage of sixta :o

[adeelb06]

Is it just me or he acctually says Hamlets rather than helmets. Cuz apparently noone ever books thats. xD

[errybodyknowme]

UNFUCK YOURSELF!

[Sponty84]

LOL! Fucking Sixta.

[Devildog1019]

where are your helmets!

[adeelb06]

@Devildog1019

dude does he say helmets or hamlets? I always hear helmets for sum reason.

[xekul]

you're inappropriating your chemical filtration device by attempting fornication with it!

[Zdutchman123]

what are WMs?

[xekul]

@Zdutchman123 women marines

[ForbeRo]

@Zdutchman123 WM can mean a vass array of things such as, "Walking Mattress" but realistically it stands for Women Marines.

[Zdutchman123]

@ForbeRo i see, thanks for explaining

[turdferguson82]

Where da fuck are ya hemmets?!?!?!

[aaronharms123456]

Another example of why you shouldnt have women anywhere near a battlefield. The first breakdown in discipline and the poor cows will get passed around like a 5 and half foot joint.

[rottenvenetic]

@aaronharms123456 More an example of why it's a bad idea to have women near a battlefield very sporadically. If they're just another expected part of the landscape, the sexual banter will be diluted to insignificance by time and number of targets. Also, most "horny devil-dogs" who might actually rape someone will reconsider if there's a high enough chance of women with rifles, knives and explosives on hand finding them in flagrante delicto.

[themooseisontheloose]

fuck religion jam it right up your stupid gullible asses how the fuck could yout think there is life after death or reincarnation god that is some serious mother goosebullshit you dumb pricks are practicin.

[SteezySteez2011]

@themooseisontheloose Where the fuck did that come from? You're not dead, and neither am I. So let's not go telling each other who's right or wrong yea? Seeing as the only ones who really know what goes on after life are the dead.

[SteezySteez2011]

@SullyIsPrime what?

[usmcproject]

"where de fuck is your helmets?"

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

Plus if that chick was really pissed she did have the saw.....or whatever she was using lol

[matheusgu]

Poor girl... being bothered by a bunch of jerks

[Mr13born79]

@matheusgu they're combat marines...what the fuck do you expect?? women in the marines know what they're getting into...check that...marines know what they're getting into...man, woman, gay, straight....

[ramG35]

@Mr13born79 ... i doubt its that fucked in real life.... im sure its happened but it probably does not happen anymore.

[Jewcinerator]

@Mr13born79 they are force recon 1st battalion DURRR!

[joeratti]

@matheusgu fuck that stupid bitch. most women in the marines are too self centered to realize their presence fucks things up

[AmyMcgaughey]

@joeratti Shut the fuck up! I'm a fucking damn good radio operator and a fucking pt queen. I give two shits if my presence fucks up with your mind or your dick cause thats what your minds are controlled by. You can say MOST buy NOT ALL speak for all the GD barracks bunnies, You won't find me or any of the female Marines I associate with anywhere else but in the gym or way the hell from base.

[mattaddison19]

@AmyMcgaughey If this situation happened to you, wouldn't you find it entertaining? It made me laugh sooo much, it's just the stuff some men come up with..

[adeelb06]

Correction to highest rated comment. Last line.

Where the fuck are your hamlets?

[state135]

@adeelb06 nah dude its helmets just with an accent

[patti997]

Ellis!

[Saiko47]

A nice touch would have been the marine on the truck to wave goodbye.

[HoCkEYpLayErTuFo]

Whiskayyy Tangooooooooooo Lol

[stushment]

i love q-tip stafford LOL

[gio222222]

MUARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS, KILL ON THREE!

[ytpguy111]

YOUS IS SQUEALIN LIKE A BUNCH OF BUTTFUCKED VASSAR BEEETCHES!!! UNFUCK YOURSELVES!

[ISinisterI]

AMERICEEE IS WATCHIN!!!

[cazia9]

i know this scene is about Mr Potato Head Sixta giving his marine shit, but I love love LOVE the look on Poke's face as he's taping it, like 'dude, i can't believe he's not crackign my nuts over recording it'...love GK

[Felipe917]

I've only met one normal SGM my entire career, and this guy is pretty much the epitome of the rest. Is this part of the doctrine at the USASMC?

[lokalllize]

whoes the marine with the gas mask

[Jester2K11]

Sixta is a tool...

[alabamaguy485]

@Zwartekaka

oh cuz voting for liberal pussies is a good thing.

[Jurassic0Al]

@alabamaguy485- Pfft.

[marineooo5]

@alabamaguy485 Nah, voting for backwords, stubborn, white rich republicans is better

[alabamaguy485]

@marineooo5

backwards*. yes it is slightly better than the liberal pussies that want to give shit to people that dont deserve it or didnt work for it. they are the ones striving to get the american flag/pledge out of schools. they are the ones wanting to silence the christian nation. the list goes on and on. go fuck yourself pussy

[marineooo5]

@alabamaguy485 "...silence the christian nation"

Arse, not everybody is Christian, hence my previous comment.

You just supported my argument. Fuck up

[alabamaguy485]

@marineooo5

no not everyone is christian, but this IS a christian nation. suck on my conservative balls you liberal cunt faced bitch! hahahahah

[bigbengamer]

@alabamaguy485 This is no more a christian nation than it is an islamic nation, or a jewish nation, or a hindu nation, or a nation of non believers. To say one group is better than the other is unamerican. We ALL stand united.

[njdevil281]

@bigbengamer Fuck off America is a christian nation always has been. The rest are just visitors.

[queputasquiere]

@njdevil281 Technically, christians are the visitors. Just ask an indian.

[njdevil281]

@queputasquiere All the Indians are now Christians, you've been trumped.

[Fortispectus]

@njdevil281 actually pretty much all of america's founders, (Jefferson, Franklin, Paine, ect. ) were atheist, along with many of it's presidents, Lincoln included. No where in the constitution does it ever say that america is a christian nation, and its founders hoped that it would never be.

[njdevil281]

@Fortispectus They weren't atheists you stupid shit, some of them were deists, big difference. All of the founding fathers were Christian and many of them were acting ministers. Lincoln was one of the most Christian of them all.

[bigbengamer]

@njdevil281 Please point out to me where it clearly states that we were founded and remain a christian nation. Because all I can find is the separation of church and state, and the Treaty of Tripoli, which states in article 11 that we are not a christian nation. Also, in the constitution, it also states that religious affiliation should not be a factor when running for any political office. Seems pretty straightforward to me...

[njdevil281]

@bigbengamer The words separation of church and state do not exist in the US constitution. The Constitution states that there is freedom of religion and that the government shall not establish an official national religion like the Church of England. I said that the US was founded by Christians under Christian tradition and principles, which it undeniably was.

[bigbengamer]

@njdevil281 Yep, they won't create a state run church, or a church run state. Know what that means? Separation of church and state. Nowhere in the constitution is religion mentioned, except for its exclusions. They taught us this in social studies, did you pay attention?

"Christianity is the most perverse system ever shone on man." - Thomas Jefferson

"Lighthouses are more useful than churches." -Benjamin Franklin

"This would be a more perfect world if there were no religion in it" - John Adams

[Killermuffin1]

@bigbengamer "The Christian religion is, above all the religions that ever prevailed or existed in ancient or modern times, the religion of wisdom, virtue, equity and humanity, let the Blackguard [Thomas] Paine say what he will."

-John Adams on Thomas Paine's criticism of Christianity

[marineooo5]

@alabamaguy485 For fuck sake.

Can you actually come up with an actual intelligent response?

other than just cursing like a sailor. your a disgrace.

[alabamaguy485]

@marineooo5

idk can you not be a dumb liberal

[Agent1W]

The SGM is the best part! We can always use saltier NCOs, junior and senior. I don't think we have enough of them.

[riv3risthename]

lmao i have the Sgt.major

[DBZSAMMYD321]

the funniest part is 1:17 wow i was laughin

[DBZSAMMYD321]

the funniest part is 1:17 wow i was rollin

[lighthammer2531]

I'm a make a path for all you mother fuckers... OOHRAH!!!!!!!! Man I dont miss many aspects of being in the Corps but moments similar to these when we were just dicking around... Fun times...

[littlebigthomas]

Mr. Potato-head is a legend!

[rambryj]

I had a 1st Sgt like that at my MOS school. I always hated having to clean his office when I was in MAT (Marines Awaiting Training) Platoon. If you had less than 2 chevrons on your collar you were walking away with an ass chewing even if you did absolutely no harm. hahah he was a prick

[drey4lyfee]

Sgt.Maj. is pure boss

[131mikezz]

Where the fuck r ur helmets?!?!?!

[spike51234]

@Zwartekaka bet your not saying that now!!!!

[azn88hunni]

who is the guy getting yelled at?

[abzeke123]

i just noticed a guy with a video camera at 1:05 and wondered if he was there in real life, because if he was i want to see the actual footage.

[Kylef7735]

@abzeke123 When funny stuff goes on overseas, everyone whips out a camera, it was scripted to replicate the real thing.

[blind51de]

Vasser beetches

[scarface24n]

I worked for an ex-marine who talked like that. he was from arkansas and louisiana, he would call us names and he dipped tobacco. I had alot of respect for that man, I'd lay my life down for him any day.

[thehazord]

@Zwartekaka im republican. I agree with alot of them. the democrats are too afraid to do anything, the republicans will do something.

[DAN13LS70NE]

I love how much of a wigger Q tip Stafford is.

[lovelydiva06]

omg, this scene is hilarious, unfuck yourselves, looool

[TheRedLeggedYank]

Fun fact: The guy who plays JC also voiced Ellis in Left 4 Dead 2. You can hear it lol.

[tigredcoraza]

where the fuck are your helmets!! he means condoms??? hahaha

[Anubie]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR HELMETS...hahahahaha that quote just brings back memories

[TheForceAmp]

Why are you fucking your helmets?

[oeyesea]

The professionalism of The Corps always shines through. Does he remind anybody else of Hank Hill's father?

[tehBLAX]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA HAMLETS

[NaughtySnuggles]

I want to be a Marine

[jim56o45]

A wook with a SAW. That's funny, pointless, but funny.

[dustylefou]

I don't touch WMs with a ten foot pole - I only go for the local, off base flavor.

-Sgt L

[timbo157]

she sure looks hot in her uniform

[mik3h4rts]

@Zwartekaka shut the fuck up you pussy lib fag

[Texjohn68stang302two]

She is in the Army. Also she would shoot your little peckers off with that modified saw. I am a army dog, yep dog faced solider here. Don't mess with army chicks when they pissed off, they are mean....and when out in the field for more then a week with out a bath.

SGT. V

out here.

[IronLion27]

@Texjohn68stang302two

Wait how you know she not in the Marines?

[Texjohn68stang302two]

@IronLion27 easy, thats a Army uniform she is wear'n and also you ever seen a marine female look that good...not that I don't like marine women they just are not like Army women lol Army women wear them sexy camo panties, not kevlar panties lol

[IronLion27]

@Texjohn68stang302two

Haha alright thanks.

[gauchebag]

@Texjohn68stang302two you really are stupid

that's not an army uniform

[victorrain]

@Texjohn68stang302two Really? I thought her woodland camo was like the MOPP suits that everyone was wearing.

[shiv595]

@Texjohn68stang302two By modified you mean para right?

[patti997]

Ellis.

:D

[m1rock]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA HELMETS! lol

[harderjamesharder]

That girl is holding a SAW...

[LiviJones]

"...kevlar panties nailed on top of a concertina wire bush."

The imagery from this line is absolutely hilarious, I love it.

[ghilliedu25]

I like Manimal, he looks so badass XD

[paintedbishop]

WHERE DE FUCK ARE YE HELMETS!!??

[crooklynsince1983]

horny americans lol "attempted fornication with an chemical filtration device

[thetinkerer]

this is easily one of the best clips from the whole series!

[jrv2damac]

Butt-fucked Vassar bitches. Hahahaha that is a college in New York I think. This is awesome.

[Xen1aserman]

fruity rudy isn't gay in this or in real life

he's got a hot as fuck wife, he's just metro sexual as anything, but he's a bad ass

[UnratedBandSite]

Sergeant Major John Sixta: Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions? Where the fuck are your helmets?

[USMCSRIG]

@UnratedBandSite Thanks for the translation - SgtMaj has a really fucked up accent

[pmf180]

@UnratedBandSite Lol, that's a Marine SNCO

[dynamicDAVE519]

gah fuck ye'selves! lmao fuckin halarious

[ogilviedude]

WERE THE FUCK YA HEMETS?

[denis1110]

What a lot of people don't realise is that Rudy is a real marine, he plays himself in Generation Kill, so if you called him gay to his face he could kill you haha

[killermod0]

PERVERSIONS!

[mikeeed]

get yourself squared up n'hyear!!

innapropriatin ya chemical filtration device

by attempting fornication with!

LMAO..

[coscientology]

jesus do i have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions

[hawkinho]

I just love the way Neal Jones (acting as Sgt. Maj. Sixta) speaks:

'Belayz that, Devil Dough!' xD

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

1:24 the face the "gay" Marine makes is FUNNy,

he is on the right, up on the vehicle with the black HEADband

[Ronin91]

HES NOT GAY HES FRUITY ROODY!

[AustralianMilitary]

UN-FUCK YOURSELVES!

[TheRealestout212]

lmfaoo this guy and his helmets lmaoo every marines secret fetish o_O

[SEALHopeful28]

a GIRL Holding a SAW?? Yeah right

[sanzo]

no offence but that is possible

[lloydkelly]

Where t' fuck ya helmetss!!

[teldalin91]

yeah i forgot u liberals vote for the communist and socialist dictators haha u guys ROCK!!!!!

[Inv4derxXx]

hemmets!!!! lol

[kubrick8000]

Y'all look like Elvises!