KaiserNeko's Vagina Monologues

[yurinotani]

thank you, kaiserneko, from all of our vaginas.

[xexyzl]

I remember seeing the epic commercial in theaters and going "They're not.. there's no way.. seriously? Are they going to? FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU"

[Blazingstar1821]

Hail to the v lol

[TheBokkelul]

that was.. strange

[bucanegra4]

How much acid did he drop to make this

[YasakaniX13]

was that vagina about to grow a penis?

[my9tailedfox]

what the heel was that about?

:S

O.o

O.e

[TitansMontage]

wut

[ssjgonas]

great now ive gotta find some holy water to wash my brain , f*cking devils talk stuck in my head

[Paco5253]

Kaiser.....do you have 2 vagina's?....cuz you could've made this a whole new level of creepy

[Procrastinatron3000]

This video freaked the shit out of me.

[ENJspeechie]

This is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life... o.O

[killroyoneal]

@Z0M3GA I don't want them to abridge it, but to just sing the songs.

[killroyoneal]

I think after this the only thing to top it would be to have TFS do the Time Warp/Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror, or even had abridgers do the whole flick

[Z0M3GA]

@killroyoneal Nobody. Ever. Try and Abridge Rocky Horror Picture Show. Its too good as it is.

[Botonmaster]

...I think I'm forever scarred to think that every vagina ever speaks in your voice now.

[TheInuyashaFan917]

Fuck... Kaiser can even lip sync his hands good lmao!

[nevet1212]

Someone's been watching chatter box...

[santuary45]

A talking vagina? I think the Summer's Ever cleansing wash is what makes it talk.

[MisterFiend]

we call me friend's ex fiancee Summer's Eve now.

Because he's a douche.

[dariendude17]

The video this is a response to is gone. What the hell is this about? Other than vaginas.

[Redheero]

..........The Hell?

[cutekitty90]

Omg love it

[saiyinrage108]

thats one manly ass vagina

[Hellhound86]

These commercials remind me of that old film 'Chatterbox' I saw on Cinema Snob...god I hope they don't start singing.

Anyway, awesome work Kaiser the voice was hilarious.

[mikimause543]

This should be a real commercial.

[DarkWindu7]

duke nukems got a vaginia

[miroradev]

i think that left some mental scars

[AnEvilBastard]

Sounds like opera's vagina.

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

Lol the voice! xD

[hawkstrike244]

Does the overlord have to do with this in some way?

[PokeNinja95]

so this is what kaiser does when hes not part of TeamFourStar... I have to say I'm impressed, slightly weirded out, but impressed :D

[wererat2000]

i couldn't help but notice that vagina hand's a RIGHT hand...

[sonikuluver411]

it sounds really creepy the way he says, you keep ignoring me! 0:17

[evilpaul626]

LOST @_@

[iweargoggles2]

now do the black one.

[madgui20]

0:50 ~ 0:55"i'm not talk Brazilian or" WTH!? What you mean? o.o' I'm a brazilian , and never stop to talk to a vagina. And "she" never complained about anything.... i'm a guy, so... i don't have one anyway

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@madgui20 Brazilian wax. Stop trolling.

[AkasunaNoSasoriSama]

@madgui20 They're talking about a Brazilian wax. If you don't know what that is, look it up. I warn you, it's probably not safe for work, though.

[Paco5253]

It sounds sexier than the regular commercials

[pulmonaryarchery88]

holy shit tim currys a vagina

[evilmurderproduction]

LOL FUKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilzinani]

hahaha by far the best commercial ive sen need to put it on during the super bowl whole world deserves to see something so awesome!!

[HikarixFTW]

I've seen it, and I can't unsee it.

[avalonwings16]

I can't seem to make up my mind. Should I laugh at this commercial, using a hand as a poor visual substitute and innuendo for the real item, or give thought to it such as the products displayed are actually of some use? XD

[RozalynW]

One question.

WHY. DOES. THIS. VAGINA. HAVE. A. MALE. VOICE? 0.0

I...I just...I dont know...Its...Its just...Why? I'm...I'm so confused. ?_?

-_- And why such a manly, deep voice too?

[lilzinani]

@RozalynW  dont they usually?

[RozalynW]

@lilzinani Mine doesnt talk ;:/

and if it did i pray to god it wouldnt be a deep manly voice nontheless a guys -_- that would be truly terrifying O.O

so not to my knowledge do they usually talk...maybe i'm missing something... 0.0...meep.

[iweargoggles2]

Respond to this video... 

[lilzinani]

@RozalynW Clearly yours is broken. You should take it to some one who fixes them... Maybe geek squad?

[RozalynW]

@lilzinani O.O ohhh um i'll get right on that *glances down worriedly*

[lilzinani]

@RozalynW what you dont believe me? geek squad totally fixes stuff... like this one time they fixed my computer so i bet they could fix your problem geek squad is really good

[lilzinani]

@RozalynW

thats right you should get right on that maybe some surgery or magic pills that help there

[madgui20]

@RozalynW Maybe it's becaude is a deep vagina?

[RozalynW]

@madgui20 uhhhhhhhh i dont know it works like that but... its a theory...? =/

still why male? i shiver to think...

[bromana1]

The most Fuck up part of this, is the fact that this is a better commercial the original one.

[mada223]

The description made me need more mindsoap.

[seijuruhiko]

Kaiser sold out? Oh what has the world come to? lol

[kagegakureproduction]

XDDDDD

can't wait to show this to my gf

kaiser i thank you for the slap across the face im bound to recieve

[golddemona]

Kaiser, your sense of humor never ceases to entertain me.

I absolutely love it. XD

[masterraiderx]

Im a little creeped out now, kinda scared to watch DBZA now.

[Rawsilver]

This reminds of the berserk narrator :o

[SuperDevolution]

I'm imagining this video done in Zarbon's voice.

[ajartofshadows]

LOLS out the ass!

[jonnybritain]

haha please tell me you got paid for this. it was epic. easily the third coolest talking vagina i've even seen.

[CaptainwiggIes]

Ha! ...Lip flapping...

[cz6987]

i guess its free Advertising to the Gothic chicks who werent convinced on the product until now

[nekokitwolf]

.... how come the vagoo sounds like.....a man?

[JackWilsonIsAbridged]

I had no idea Kaiser was interested in vaginas.

[JackWilsonIsAbridged]

Da fuck?

[abridgedfanboy]

Me personally, I'm waiting for the Asian-American one where the Vagina calls itself your happy supah honorable place and demands that it love you long time. XP

[Inuyasha142222]

ROFL nice

[BrakBoy]

Welp, I'm sold on this product

[fangthesniper2]

i need an adult

[abridgedfanboy]

@fangthesniper2 The V-Lord: I AM AN ADULT.

[fangthesniper2]

@abridgedfanboy oh god no

[HarrysFiddlesticks]

Hail to ze V! Jawhol!

[TurboNemesis]

there's not enough summer's eve cleansing wash to get this shit out my brain. thanks a million, kaiser.

[KaiserNeko]

@TurboNemesis Your brain is in your VAGINA!?

[TurboNemesis]

@KaiserNeko i didnt even know i had one of those, let alone that it has a brain! OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WORLD, KAISER!?

[Animecouple990]

@KaiserNeko and its aspirin is a penis!

[Krischaos]

@KaiserNeko That's a first surely?

[ninjagia1234]

@KaiserNeko in todays world that is the truth

[LadyLaceyLore]

@KaiserNeko Isn't a man's brain in his penis?

[viralengine908]

@LadyLaceyLore *sigh* he won't listen.

[GrifDemonLordofHFH]

@KaiserNeko at least in someones

[itachi1989]

I feel raped...O_O....

[Jowgen]

I find this fairly difficult, but not impossible, to masturbate to.

[PopeKurt]

Saw these commercials on Colbert Report.

[ChasingCookiesFreely]

That's one seductive Vagina, you got there..

[SSJZTrunks91]

The fact that your vagina sounds like a rapist can't be good

[duece08]

this makes me wanna wash my vagina... and im a guy

[SageofHalo123330]

Yes. Spread the word around. A clean vagina is a happy vagina.

[Lanipator]

I just took a shower and now I need another one you asshole- I mean you puss.... never mind.

[Riley4312]

@Lanipator i must admit Lani That comment made me Laugh.and Question are You gonna continue The Lets Plays?....It would be Kinda dissapointing if you Didnt.

[Uraby210Regenerated]

I did not understand any of what I just watched.

[MyNameIsMirceaInc]

What did I just watch? Surprisingly, it made so much sense.

[Chicknwings]

Wow...

[jacobgarvey11]

Niiiceee