Furious Thoughts 10

[MrsEdwards0207]

"I will dump truck yo ass" *dead*

[mstroman0619]

i love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ActionFiggaOne]

"If I was a lacefront, na na na na na na na na na na na!" DEAD!

[TheCiviumcausa]

silverback! OMG!!!

[kyrajuices17]

"partyin, partyin...fun fun fun fun fun fun fun" bahaha I died.

[ImCuteYourUgly]

when your local liquor store , runs out of malibu lmfao

[cherokeilyriq]

the ending is hilarious lmao that child is scarred for life

[BlkAmerPncS]

"That's what's up." I HATE that saying too!

[BriiAndrea23]

"If i was a lacefront!" lol

[puffdeb356]

What is "catch scratch fever"? HA

[violetr0se]

:) your so cute 

[MsFrisco87]

I feel the same way about the dog reference, lol. It's a pretty good analogy

[WonderlessAlice]

its Friday friday, the 13th!

[meganwatkins92]

I think i love u like u love Beyonce! lol

[nolalady89]

The pork and bean projects.....*walks away*

[caramanee]

i am about to hit him with a roundhouse kick.

[Alliandra18]

omg i looooovvvvve you. ur hilarious n so real n honest. keep it up

[beljam08]

You should be a school teacher.....the face you made for that little rascal in CVS would be perfect to set little badasses in school on the straight and narrow path....that face alone brought me back to life because I died when you were talking about the woman at the bank.....completely flatlined at chinese slippers.....LOVE YOU!!!!

[XxShawnTay1xX]

lmao & she had on chinese slippers.

[Sonaturallycool]

"...slave at the end of the underground railroad"

[KaiTheDancer]

"it's like watching timon and pumba fuck" lmao! that is hilarious!

[RainbowKuala]

I haven't seen somebody wear Chinese slippers since I lived on the west side (2 years)

[cspat8236]

Idk if I'd be able to even utter a hi, I think I'd faint

[justcallmetoya]

" if I was a lace front na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na......" lmaoooo!!!

[aradstudent08]

Coconut Jack when your local liquor store runs out of Malibu. Dead!, Done. LMAO

[yetADreamer]

Fury, darling! What's summer without your shade!? I thought of you just now while sipping my red koolaid in this short stemmed crystal wine glass and reading the Baby Mama Memoirs of Mrs. Memphitz Carter. Two things, that I promise you are merely by chance! My mother was given the book at a baby shower, and my nephew poured this glass of koolaid. Lol anyhow the koolaid is exquisite. I didnt have any kind of (high) expectations going in but Weez's foreword was....chile.

[MamaDrea09]

Yes Lord! Those fake thugs need to go somewhere with that mess and you are so right about steretypically black people. Hell any person that is being the stereotype of their culture should be ashamed. It's just not respectable. I remember one time my mom almost whooped my ass cause I wore Chinese Sandals to school one time in High School. Looking back on that (in college now) I'm glad she did cause I don't know why I bought into that shit. It's not cute at all.

[bohemia1355]

YAAAASSSS!!!! On the stereotypical blackness....it urks the shit outta me too.I saw the site "Stuff White People Like" and what do you know?I'm "white".....I like Mos Def,don't have a television,shop at the Fresh Market,listen to World Music,use Sea Salt and like black men...even though I'm a Brooklynite from the projects (and like it) with parents from the Caribbean & West Africa.....

[erikadani1]

Your smart and witty! I like you!

[tm0607506]

i loved the kaney song insert

[fuchsiafraggle]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

[CHOCOCAT8444]

I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SOOO MUCH! SMHHHH

[CHOCOCAT8444]

LMAOOOOOOOO NO DICK SUCKING PUSSY EATING NO ASS EATING! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU! SOOO RIGHT!

[CookiesMcNookies]

OMG 12:04 my goodness hahahahaha!

[NikkiFromDuval]

chinese slippers. _____________flatlined

[bxcutie4life2007]

Totally agree with the Chrissy thing, i like her, and i don't think she's insecure when it comes to Jim Jones honestly i think all of that is for the show it's actually seems obvious 2 me, she been in a 6 year relationship with dude with no tie to him such as kids and marriage. i look at it like he really cares about her cause now-a-days men ain't stay around that long without some type of connection, now the one who's insecure i fabs girl

[silverfoxtrot13]

lol hilarious! Parents who don't control their kids in public annoy the hell out of me too.

[USER1046]

THIS WAS F-U-C-K-I-N-G HILARIOUS



[Bl3ssing]

DEAD at mobile orgasm and bitch made people lmfao

[miszreese]

Lol! I love her too lol.. I was like wtf kinda song is that but it's catchy as shit.

[jessica23881]

lol u so right about the sex life ha ha!!!

[blahblahblahman]

OMG I love you fury! I especially love "furious thoughts". Keep making vids! :-D

That story at the end was hilarious.

[aaliyah0384]

we need more furious thoughts.. im a addict.. i cant get enough

[MyOnlyLoveMusic]

fuckin goof

[musiqisair]

omg yessss Steph Jones "Southern Love" is hott fire!!! Reppin Mo'City!!! yay!!

This video just made my frown from this horrible weather and people on campus doing too much with their lives turn into a laughing smile! lol

[cRaZyBtCh423]

Love this!

[daavonqueen]

I love this man.......anyway I soooo hate "Dats wassup" I can text a book to my significant other and he'll reply "dats wassup" meaning I didn't read comprehend or care about ish u just said...he bussed out laughin when i called him out on it cause he know its true. No more text books for u mister ugh

[washmuki671]

Omg, your hilarious!! lol

[QueenJazz88]

lmao.....I loveeeeeeeee you!

[Nikkimenc]

I'm sorry honey (damn"smart " phones) I meant "Dead man on the floor".

[Nikkimenc]

Ok Kid fury, you're the one I need to talk to. Listen, go to this video called " deal man on the floor". This is a video clip of a funeral.... Now you tell me what you think. You have to please tell me what your " thoughts" were. - Nicole

[jwren1000]

Omg my tears can not stop falling from fucking laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear you was born to say the shit that comes outta your mouth and get away with it Because its the honest to god truth... And you do it so Well.. Please don't ever stop!!! Love you kF..!

[relaximdointhis]

I agree with u KidFury but I don't think Chrissy had a reason to "bite" at Somaya other than the fact she was trying do a song with her man...she caused somaya to even say anything to get...And that's a childish reason to feel any type of way to me.

[Ladyasha09]

"If I had all the yaki in the world, If I was a natural curl!" lmao!

[hdestany]

...your voice comforts me . i turn on your old videos when i wanna take a nap lol

[jgilyard]

dead@Someone might actually eat them. Oh, I love you!

I have to agree with you, I love Chrissy, she is my favorite, and IMO you are not insecure. Nicki Facade, I mean Samaya is just ... well, I don't have the words. #shrug

[vidaanais]

congrats on hitting 10k subscribers!

[usherleo]

lmao you too silly for this video lol

[DMlloyd01]

You had my ass on the floor with the CVS story. I'm glad i found your channel! Keep it up.

[Ryu7490]

LMAOOO thank you! i hate bad children in public.

[dhaserious1]

This is the first time I've ever heard of you and I think you are HILARIOUS! Can't wait to see more!

[BelPati]

Would you, could you, please review Charles Elgin's show? Cruising channels, I saw this, and IMMEDIATELY thought, what would Kid Fury have to say about THIS mess????

[MizzLovely123]

ummmm im not a mobile orgasm ROFL

[simplysasha19]

that so appalled line gave my everything

LOL

[reesee02]

lol i got a lil dog thats a pom-poodle and he growls and barks at who ever is coming near our door without even seeing them

[sexyandthuggish]

Lmao

[MysteryBRboy]

if you are talking about lil wayne, then yes, I agree with you that fool has a horrible voice.... NO TALENT!!!!

[Truhotone]

I sent a MF packing this week! This was conformation!! Love it!

[sexypeachchocolate]

Licking ass is something I will NEVER do. Now getting my ass licked is something I love recieving, but don't expect me to EVER kiss you!! DISGUSTING!!!

[bxcutie4life2007]

@sexypeachchocolate how is that disgusting that's ur ass, i hope u ain't givin nobody no dirty ass 2 lick now lol

[tjmommy10]

LMAO, boy you a fool! You speak nothing but the truth in the most hilarous ways! Keep the videos coming!

[crazyazzbossbish]

When you were talking about sending someone who is slacking packing I swear you was talkin to me lol.

I like Chrissy, she's my favorite.

Loved this furious thoughts

[masterl14]

This whole video had 'Dont Do It' all over it!! hahahahah the black stereotypes killed me!!!

[DueceLaFayette]

"That's What's Up".

I HATE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[bertaboo2008]

' If i was a lace front, id have all the Yaky in the world..If I was a fancy curl!!!' I had to rewind that part like 3 times! Ha!!

[evahill38]

Fury!! Did you hear about Trina supposedly being on Basketball Wives Season 3? I would love to hear what you think & i love Jim Jones girl on Love & Hip Hop she is the only reason 2 watch & i feel the same way you do about kids lol

[TheFuryTV]

@evahill38 TRINA? That would be a mess. I don't think she would do it.

[zip865]

@TheFuryTV tru i heard that shit 2 boo ... Trina my bitch but hell naw ,she bet not go on that weak ass show..

[tsmile22]

This video has me in tears laughing! Love it!

[missDot01]

you are just tooo damn funny!!!!! i'm glad i subscribed to you

[farron9588]

oh Kid Fury...you don't know how much i miss thee! lls

[TheFuryTV]

@candyrayne215 I'll be that then. *shrug*

[noraknowsBEST]

omg the end is sooo funny!!! lmao

[Caron02]

I LOVE YOU

[BroqenHart]

LMAO at the face you gave the little kid... I almost fell out of my chair laughing... oh, man. Thanks for making my morning.

[TheTrinity848]

If i was a lace front... I'd be on beyonce's head and see all the places in the world! lol

[meomy011]

I LOVE YOU OMG hahahaha Lacefront song needs to be a ringtone for real though haha

[aaaaddddaaa]

@meomy011

Its my ringtone : D

[EvaFab3]

hood beast lmfao

[ynellax]

lmfaaaaao

[ABookworm2010]

LOL! When you were talking about the kid in the bank it made me think of that little girl in the "Color Purple" when she was getting her hair combed "Ow! Ow! Ow!" LOL! And speaking of why are you dressed like that? Why are people coming outside in their pajamas and house shoes, with their hair all tied up in a greasy, nasty scarf. If you are going to come out with a scarf on your head at least let it be clean!

"If I was a lace front.....I'd have all the yaky in the world...."

[kenntrin]

As usual love the vids esp bad ass children. I work in retail...and baby!!!

[V4Vonnie]

OMG! I live for your videos!!!! Between Timon and Pumba fucking, Pork and Beans Banking, and a Roundhouse kick of a child I have deathed....I love the commercial break of the Coconut Jack. Coconut Jack = Sailor Jerry for me lol When your local store runs out of Captain Morgan.

[greengirllover]

I am so glad I subscribed to you! HILARIOUS OMG

[SadiddyKitty]

omg...i LOVE you!!!!!! Choked laughing at your ass...ha ha

[winterssoulstyce]

I feel you on the whole having class in public thing. Everyday without fail, I see some buffoon doing his own version of the electric (cha cha, whatever) slide on the train platform, trying to act oblivious to the crowd watching him. Stop dancing for no reason, people.

[SubliminalMinded2011]

you don't drink grape soda in public?

Stop the presses.

I'm a Bryant Gumble, too!!!

Pleased to meet ya.

pass that Coconut Jack.

[desertflowerz89]

Dead at *Timon and Pumba*

[akira081971]

I can't stop playing 12:02. I'm making your lacefront song my cell phone ring.

[MsWalker803]

Baby Panda Diaper...Just lost all the breathe in my body!

[SuperJewelzz]

noooooooooooooooooo chrissy is a bitch

she was hatin on than mermaid chick

she need to shut the fuck up and get a damn job

she probaly is real cool but for now shes a bitch

[Maddman27]

Aww nigga please tell me you don't stay in the Pork n Beans SMH I seen that area on first 48 enough to know that shit ain't the place to be

[TheFuryTV]

@Maddman27 HELLLLLLL NO, I don't live there.

[JColeROCNation]

@Maddman27 ---- How is he insecure ! Like most ppl don't do -- he is doing it , and thass BEING REAL , &SPEAKING THE TRUTH .

&what makes him insecure come on really ? I Guess him getting in front of a camera and suring his thought is part of being insecure.

I Guess i'm insecure for leaving this comment huh? GTFO -- I LOVE HIM He A MothaFu/king #BOSS

[sassyprettybutt]

you are halarioussssssssssssssssss!

[fuckhowufeel504]

I died at the evil twitch. and the lace front song.lmao...

[GullahGyal]

I think this is my favorite Furious Thoughts. You didn't say nothing but the word!!!

[MrsCRIlyas]

It's not insecure. Most women are trifling and the men trifling women attract are led by their penis.

[liveelovelaugh1]

yeah I'm gonna steal your lace front wig song lol

[ookere710]

the rebecca black shit is WAY too true

[Luckey2007]

Coconut Jack is the retarded sister of Bacardi Rum...

[DragonHill87]

Lol she's so funny. I laughed out loud at this.

[kingbrown87]

lol the chick in the bank sounds hilarious

[1hottlady]

is it just me or does that rebecca black chick look like a white version of the girl that was on One on One. Can't think of her name....anyway Fury.....that face you gave that child "is what's up" LOL!

[rva2005]

OMG that face you used on that child!!!!! priceless man!

[TheKStar010]

OMG im using that face on my neice!! She's three years old and a extremely spoiled, its gonna scare the piss out of her!

[obmogul92]

i Fuckin Love You

[BrieCeleste]

Oh, I had to add this one to my Favs! Hill Air Rhi Us!!

[j2201987]

pork-n-bean projects. <-- Really?

[jbobbydigital]

oh no not the Chinese slippers!

[justicefosho]

OMG!!! you got me crying...

[bigjoy]

Not Kesha's trapper keeper!

[TheCookie1990]

omfggg Im dying over here of laughter especially at the end ROFL..

[Janeen913]

Love the video...you look great with facial hair!

[MissGrandeko]

Oh lord, mobile orgasm. That is the best.

XD

[myenmoni]

Damn on top of all that ratchetness, she have to have the grape soda too? (puts head down) lol I need that mug of tea n my life!

[bcai4ya]

lmao your right about the grown people watching....my mother loves watching you

[ladywattah]

HORRIBLE I HAD TO PAUSE UR VIDEO TO YOUTUBE WHO THIS REBECCA PERSON WAS... SMFH... IM DROPPIN MY ALBUM 2011!!!

[UniqueVSChic]

I was at the bar the other night and some white kuala bear lookingassnigga comes up to me and my friends and calls my boy bourgeois, yeah we bourgeois you mad Boo

[Optometrist]

I'ma need you to put the Coconut Jack down, lol. Love you, Fury!

[nolove24]

I cant stand bad breed pickney! All my momma had to do was give me and my brother the eye and we knew to act right. If not you knew you was gettin a bust ass. these parents now a days are too busy being their kids friend or they scared their kids are gonna call child services on them.

[DajDriver]

ABSOLUTELY NOT, "if I was a lacefront, na na na na na na na na na na na. . ." LMAO

[LoyaltyLoveRespect]

Lmao I'm dead at the face you made at the kid!

[zeezeebadd]

LOL so apalled, one hand in the,air (:

[Cutt72]

Dam dude i like saying (That's Wassup')

[woodsm]

another great video

[aaaaddddaaa]

LMAO IVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS

"Not my fault if Im not stereotypically black"

[aaaaddddaaa]

I think people think its insecure because it somes off as "Im afraid your going to try and still my boyfriend."

Not that you are but thats how it looks.

[aaaaddddaaa]

I dont like Chrissy.

She's just so annoying because she acts like everybody would take Jime Jones irelevant ass if they could get him.

Not the way she acts though, just the ego.

[candyrayne215]

@aaaaddddaaa thats what i said about chrissy, the hate on somaya was uncalled for, somaya didnt do anything disrespectful to her...

[aaaaddddaaa]

@candyrayne215

She's just a bitch.

She may have good intentions but sometimes you need to think before you act.

[diana1nicole]

You have a simian line on your hand. It means you are really smart or have down syndrome. Google it!

[MsSwafford]

@diana1nicole  Well he obviously doesn't have down syndrome. I believe he's brilliant!

[Niki116]

Thank you so much for saying something about "That's What's Up". I can't STAND it when people say that.

[fukneebone]

"Does that make me insecure??" LOL!!! The phrase I hate that people use too often is "It is what it is". Fuck that. Nine times out of ten, it ain't gotta be the way it is. People are just too damn sloppy, careless and lazy to do something to change their situation. Once again, Kid Fury's preachin' the truth!

[UKNA]

LOL!! at the cough with coconut jack

[molisanto]

i really needed to explore beyond the beauty community looool

youre funny loool

[hahacrazykidd]

IM OVER IT NOW & IF I WAS TO TAKE A SHIT YOU WUD END UP IN MY TOLIET CUS YUU ALL UP IN MY ASS HAHAHAH LMAOO

[farahzoegirl]

lmao! "WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE?!!"

[ladyv62981]

before you get bit!

[candace23456]

stereotypically Black that was funny too funny

[envogue2004]

i love me some chrissy as well

[SweetpeeLovee]

The 2 People That Gave This a thumbs down were probably that girl from the bank and her nappy headed kid.. :P

[WunFlyazzYungin]

"Parents who let their bad ass children run around free in public like a slave at the end of the underground railroad" LMMFAO. This made my day! : ) Thanks. <3

[slurrrpee]

why do i keep replaying that fucking song in the beginning .... lol

[CFrohman]

when i say "dats whats up" it usually means i was not listen and wasnt planning to... :|... it is what it is :)

[kimmie315]

i almost fell over when you quoted swizz beatz; you're so funny.

[caseymiami1]

the comb would catch fire... LOL!

[CaramelCarter2010]

LMAO @ the face you made @ that child!

[slurrrpee]

"she sounds like pig piss" LMAO!

[letinian]

*snort*

[KaiserFailed]

Uhm..I am sorry sir. I am having a hard time picking myself up from the floor.

You listed all monkey species in the animal kingdom...

....

I can't. I am dying. Laughing. Dying.

HELP. DEATH.

[mdalexander06]

Who's Timon? Usher or Tameka?

[xiaural2]

@mdalexander06 lol

[TheFuryTV]

@mdalexander06 LOL! Usher

[j2201987]

@TheFuryTV is "dat's wassup" the reason you don't like Terrance J? Because he says that sh*t every 5 seconds.

[Tatikera]

OMG u had cracking up!!

[aiversonbabe]

I agree, I can't stand when folks say That's what's up! They need to expand their vocabulary.

[dontyoudar]

no you didn't take "Rich Girl" to the projects...

Love you Kid Fury, but your videos are too few and far between! I need vi