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  • i have hftd jetblade repaint of this

  • i may paint mine to a cutom slingshot

  • HOLY SHIT EVERYONE TAKE COVER ITS THE ROTATING NIPPLES OF DEATH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • ROTF Dirge: Part of the new cone elbow seeker subgroup.

  • Now all we need is a deluxe Ramjet!

  • Dirge's head does rotate 360; you just didn't pull it up enough. (that's what she said)

  • @ultimatereviews101 NO, even if u pull the head all the away to the top.....................his head will not rotate 360...........I TRIED!!

  • id say jetblade is better thumbs up if u agree

  • The repaint Jetblade is better!!!!

  • Rotating nipples... Weird but funny :)

    your vids are awesome

  • Rotating nipples... Weird but funny :)

    your vids are awsome

  • Is he a N.E.S.T figurer

  • @amboy106 YESSSS

  • His name is spelled Durge, not Dirge.

  • @emtaySJGA It's Dirge

  • @emtaySJGA that's the pronounceation not the spelling

  • oh my god i just got dirge for xmas my parents mailed him to me for a gift, i love his jet look hes just awesome i almost didnt want to transsform him, but he is also avery cool robot mode also, so awesome

  • i got jetblade

  • me to its the same thing differnt colr

  • youre hecka funny!!!!!!!!!

  • spinning nipples of death!!!!!! HELP!

  • your funny

  • FACE MY NIPPLE CHAIN GUN!

  • The head was still way down in there

  • Yo ya lo tengo en mi coleccion es exelente el modelo :)

  • You didnt bring his head completely out.

  • i just got him he is really cool

  • you didnt bring the head up all the way

  • that balchelor party was very disturbing i do not want him at mine

  • u dont have dirge head out all the way.

  • in the nuts for sam

  • the missels shoud be swords

  • his head comes up more

  • You sound like you snort a liter of cocaine before you do each and every review. Nice touch. 

  • SPINNING NIPPLES OMG LMAO LOL OMFG

  • Hey Mr. long I...EAT...YOUR....TATTOOS! Oh,and Dirge is afraid of Bumblebee and Armorhide.

  • Just got this guy today, got to say he is one of my favorite characters, simply because there isn't anything that screams "Hey, I'm a robot! In Disguise!" Unlike most of the airplanes which if you flip them over you see mostly robot parts, they did a really good job of hiding his parts.

  • he looks bad ass

  • If u think barricade has killer nipples take a huge look at Dirge!X(

  • u have to pull his head up a little bit more

  • pam what the hell

  • i'm having my full line-up of seekers as different jets

  • yeah I think Dirge could work for COOOOBRAAAA!

  • so Pam developed her killer boobs from dirge's technology?

  • who is pam?

  • @pokemonrox1000 it's short for pamela, by pamela anderson.

  • SEAN DO YOU HAVE G1 COLORS MIXMASTER

  • lol the rotating nipples of death

  • NOT ON MY WATCH HUMAN SCUM!!!

    LOL

    I'd have added a "MWAHAHAHA!!!"  XD

  • :)) rotating nipples? :))

  • lol ima tell all my friends who like rotf and the person who made it is perverted

  • wow didn't know his head rotates. Bachelor Parties.haha

  • hey sean u should get grindor . i would love to see that review

  • @rotf25 I wonder if Grindor has anything different from Blackout other than redeco. I like Evac Movie Transformer, how they made a new head sculp and small rescue boat instead of a redeco scorponok

  • Dude grindor is a ripoff from blackout. he is EXACTLY the SAME except 4 the colour and the colour of the scorponok figurine

  • its called a repaint and atleast its a different character unlike stalker scorponok its the same mold and same character but a little emo

  • i got him yesterday w/ gears + check out my channel i do not have vids out yet but SUBSCRIBE TO ME

  • when is he in the movie

  • he is not in the movie

  • @amartinez97 then why they dotheysell him

  • @mrbangbang100 becouse they want to do new molds to get more money

  • its just a micheal bay version of the transformers not all of them were in the movie

  • @mrbangbang100 never,i guess he is based of a design for starscream which was thrown out for not being ugly enough,and they gave the robot a blue and gold color scheme,and added a cone shaped head

  • I got dirge today and he is AWESOME!!!!

  • hi bro nice review and nice figure iam just buy mine in toys r us awesome

  • I WANT HIM HES SO COOL ( in The Reign of Starscream is cool ! ( In cybertronian mode ) but we don't care ! I WANT HIM !

  • look bros where all different um moulds!!!!!! lol

  • dude how do you so cool ideas to make a review??your reviews are really fun to watch :D

  • I want to see him in tf3 with thurst as the the jet con twins or brothers witth Skystalker and starscream and dirge

  • sean i just got him on1/05/10 at wal-mart wave 8 holds Tuner Mudflap & Alliance Bumblebee Dirge and Armorhide Bludgeon & Recon ironhide they had alot of deluxes

  • why does it say thetransformersmatrix at the beginning of the vid?

  • A messy, complicated transformation for a jet and a so-so robot mode...PASS!

    Nice review, though.

  • You can push the head higher

  • lol rotating nipples

  • Carefull on your intro next time mate. Still, great review as always.

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  • the head of dirge is look like the fallen`s head.

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  • @Lewa12067

    And is there a NEED to say it here asshole? HA HA HA HA HA! XD

  • Asshole? LOL I AM! LOL XD

  • if you think that Sean Long is bad then why do you watch his videos

  • And if I did not see his videos, how was I supposed to know if it was bad or good?

  • i just got him the other day :D along with more figures :D

  • OPENING TITLE FAIL

  • lol it still says Transformers Matrix in the beginning...

  • first happy new year then great reveiw

  • dirge:im gay so i dont want 2 c that

    sam:u r stil a douche

    dirge:STFU!!!!

    sam:oh no!

    ratatatatatatatat*

    sam:ow

  • It says the transformersmatrix at the start!

  • true

  • wow it does!!!

  • Looks more like an F-1 Fighter

    Just saying

    I was in the Air Force, so I kinda know about aircraft ;)

    Don't mean to step on your toes, Sean!!

  • NIPPLE CRIPPLER NOOB!!!

  • therefore autobots can't nipple twister him

  • wow, nice figure and not a repaint!

    I might have to pick it up when I get paid on Saturday

    And Happy New Year Sean to you and your family!!

  • i saw this today at toysrus sean

  • KKK!

  • he looks like the fallen in a way

  • OK that was a desturbing joke. Dirge has Machine gun Nipple's. I want him alot i will go order him of Kapow. GR8 review Sean :)

  • ramjet's drunk he's leaning

  • dirge come out in 2010 right?

    plz respond any 1!!!!

  • Yes he is out in 2010 I don't know what month but i think its January or Feb

  • he is out now he came out this week i got him Tuesday!!!

  • yo it said tfmatrix at bottom

  • spinning nipples of death!!!!! XD

  • star long shot dreams! not transformers matrix fail!

  • His right arm's a bonner!

  • Nice video by the way sean wars ur xbox live name

  • head kinda looks like Armada Thrust...

  • lol

  • it said thetransformersmatrix instead of longshot dreams

  • nice

  • i wish they have the seeker toy

  • I was going to hold out and see what repaint they are going to put out of this mold, but I said screw it and bought 3 dirges and started to paint the other cone head seekers. I cant wait to finish them.

  • 2:36 bring these little penises together

    wtf lol

  • he said peices dip dole

  • his head isn't pushed up all the way, it goes higher.

  • I was just about to say the same thing.

  • no no no no no nooooo megan fox is not the hotest girl in the world... my girlfriend is! and lol spining nipples of death

  • Your girlfriend being your bedpost? Lol lol lol.

  • oh no my girlfriend beingyour mother..... oohhhh

  • My mother is dead.

  • and i am sorry :[

  • im sorry dude you ok

  • "not on my watch human scum"

    lol

  • I've had Dirge and Armorhide for almost a week now. They're out in stores.

  • cool

  • lmao u put trANSFORMERS MATRIX. C0 M AT THE BEGINNING

  • @EliteVoidMauler yea i saw that

    dumb idea of his to change names

    i mean longshotdreams

    come on he can do better than that

  • thats a crapy toy!!! hands down!!

  • Awesome figure, awesome review! Damn, this is a really sick and original transformation. I almost wanna get this one. Still irks me Dirge and Thrust aren't the same mold as Ramjet though. Weird I just want the same crappy mold over and over.

  • lol sean you put the transformers matrix in the begining lol

  • I think he looks a tad too cartoony for the movie aesthetics.

  • tell enclinedesigns customize him to make him look like ramjet

  • to many jokes to write so that can tell wich ones are lol . great vid sean . spinning nipples of DEATH !!!!!!!!!

  • what about brawn

  • Oh Sean, we all know your a closet homo X3

  • i think dirge is modeled after a F35

  • @ hXcjedi:

    Dirge is actually modeled after av-8 Harrier

  • it said transformersmatix not longshotdreams

  • lol @ the Transformersmatrix.... lol forgot to update

  • ha rotatin nipples

  • haha rotating niples

  • PRE PARE FOR G G G

  • awesome.

  • might get him

  • got this guy saturday hes awesome

  • wired head

  • great reveiw, I am gonna keeep my eye out for this guy now

  • i wanted michael bay tomake a grimlock.

  • that would be so epic

  • I dinobot in the movie? I wouldnt like that :/

  • good review and vidio

  • omg decepticon party lol X[)

  • omg rotating nipples X[)

  • Nice Review!, I got him when he came out!

  • hes kind of like dirge and breck away but dirge have blasters.

  • lol that was funny 44 lol

  • awesome review!

  • i wanted 1 =( he look cool.

  • Where can I buy this guy at ?

  • holy slag!! some things can't be unseen

  • his chest looks like an angry face.

  • no no no no

  • lol transformersmetrix

    It has risen to take its revenge on Longshot Dreams in a battle that will decide the fate of all SeanXLongs to come and the weirdos who subscribe to him

  • Those rotating nipples look like buzzsaws a bit. Maybe he grabs an Autobot, puts his face onto his chest, and activates the Spinning Tits'o Death to kill him/her. I'm dying alone, aren't I?

  • If thats how you attract girls, "with spinning pizza cutter nipples then yes, its quite possible.

  • @krakendude2

    ...... I think Hasbro put this in on purpose.

  • Well, it's probably nothing. It's not like this is the first time a mech alive gimmick could be misconcieved as something inappropiate (coughcough)wheelie(coughcough­cough) decepticon mode(cough). and at TheSneakyVikingJarl, thats not how i attract girls, it was just a joke.

  • @krakendude2

    .......Whut? What about Wheelie's gimmick? And i know YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. WTF were you thinking?!

  • The switch for wheelies faction gimmick is in... You know what, forget it. To answer your question, I WASN'T THINKING! I NEVER DO THINK!

  • @krakendude2

    Stop mocking me.

  • i love how you always make sam go nnnononononoonononoonononoonon­!

  • u did transformersmatrix

  • I'm afraid I will never forget the jokes made here 0_o

  • transformermatrix EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!