Fuck You Texas as heard on Ghost

[Stomplebane]

great song, thanks for writing

[DoWhatsRight1212]

Fuck texas. Great Song.

[johnyz666]

no matter what this will remain a classic trolling material.

[loldowl]

93 people are bible thumping texans

[ratatatandbooger]

ghost

[p4ul1z]

SHOVE THAT SONG UP YOUR ASS! *CANS . WAV*

[iRentallyMetarded]

I'm Texan, and I agree.

[wiiiilbur]

@iRentallyMetarded thank you! I love Texas. Didn't write this song because I don't like Texas. Wrote this song because I wrote this song. People don't understand us Texans, but that's for the best. That's what makes us NOT California!

[signpo890]

Fucking brilliant!

[wiiiilbur]

@signpo890 thank you Soooooo much. I thought so too.

[TheKaelkinator]

OKLAHOMA

[ficheironegro]

EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!

[Adawg4008]

1:12 thats ghost I think

[DrMrProfessorPatrick]

Ghost: Ah Jesus Christ! 

[CleaningCaptain]

So, what is the Texas LCB exactly? Google isn't helping me in this regard.

[wiiiilbur]

@CleaningCaptain LCB is the Texas Liquor Control Board which controls all Juke Boxes.

[BlueNova1995]

woot texas is a backward fukin state fuck you cunt 

[1Stalker1]

F*cking is the new word for lovin'.

[YourGodStalin]

Everyone hates what's better than them.

[benstarr]

@YourGodStalin Of course...why do you think middle America hates the East Coast and Europe so much?

[GriffinStallion]

@YourGodStalin So that's why America hates terrorists and the middle east then?

[YourGodStalin]

@GriffinStallion Indeed, same reason most Americans hate Obama, and Bush.

[liamjfriel]

I can remember finding this and playing it on his show.

[blackdeamon1928]

my cousin is from Texas... she caught me listening to this and i got slaped

[wiiiilbur]

@blackdeamon1928 Sorry! Would she like an autographed picture of me?

[blackdeamon1928]

@wiiiilbur lol

[PickleJello]

Have you ever performed this song in Texas? If so, what do the Texans think of it?

[wiiiilbur]

@PickleJello Yes. We did a show in which I included it, and surprisingly it didn't make much of a hit.

[anoob100]

@wiiiilbur you know what im a texan and i LOVE THIS SONG

[AltairKamahl]

wiiiibur you should be damned ashemed of your self. dont you know its not nice to make fun of retards?

[PixelSlayer247]

Fuck you, Texas!

[averyfatdog]

Where do i find the video of those cats when it just starts saying fuck you Texas. its fucking hilarious

[wiiiilbur]

@averyfatdog I've had that clip forever. don't know where I got it, but that's all there is of them. Thanks for the comment.

[DTPsadus]

i live in texas and this song is fucking funny

[jainlynnmartin1]

anyone who's ever lived in the bible belt will slap their knee caps to this tune!

F*CK YOU, TEXAS!

[PickleJello]

How are you not famous, Wilbur?

[wiiiilbur]

@PickleJello Beats the hell outta me! LOL

[wiiiilbur]

Several people have asked who the girl in the beginning is. That is Jaquiline Witt, YouTube's iJackie. She is retired now, and raising her daughter, but the girl with the SKS 7.62 will live forever in the minds and hearts of every red blooded American male.

[QKphilvids]

Ghost.

[wiiiilbur]

@QKphilvids I was in the desert filming this week. I don't know about the awards on Ghost, but I hope I made his year. Coming back to Austin soon to cut a new CD, "Weird Wilbur live at Uncle Nasty's" and I'm writing a song just for Ghost! His 15 minutes of fame! LOL.

[TheMammalian]

Don't say "fuck you Texas" Alex Jones is from there ;)

[wiiiilbur]

@TheMammalian Hey, I'm an Alex fan! (Sending you a vid)

[DeoMachina]

@TheMammalian So it should be "nuke you texas" then?

[TheMammalian]

@DeoMachina Shove it up your ass ya fruitbowl.

[tjalolx]

Who is the girl with the rifle in the beginning?

[InfernalXpression]

@wiiiilbur CALL THE GHOST SHOW!! HES HAVING A "GHOSTIES" AWARD SHOW!!!

[GG2AwesomePancakes]

Cans.wav

[ANBUPoliceForce]

Texas has jobs, though.

[EliteGuy16]

88 people are from texas

[6Adrian7]

i love the chick at the start shes so hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttt

[wiiiilbur]

@6Adrian7 That is the one and only iJackie! And yes, she is very hot! You should meet her in person.. Wonderful little girl. You see her popping up in a lot of my videos. Jackie's career is over now, but her legend lives on, both in her image and her daughter "Puck." Thank you for your kind comment. You brought a tear to my eye. I remember the day she filmed that scene. If you want to see her story check out my video "Traveling Shoes."

[VyseM4H]

Ozzy said fuck you texas when he pissed on the alamo.

[xplson]

Ponies

[iusethelancer1]

@xplson Twilight is best pony.

[PimpMatt0]

@iusethelancer1

Eeenope. Pinkie Pie is best pony.

[iusethelancer1]

@PimpMatt0 That's a weird way to spell Twilight Sparkle.

[PimpMatt0]

@iusethelancer1

notamused.jpeg.

[iusethelancer1]

@PimpMatt0 I know, I don't think anyone here is amused by your messed up alien grammar.

[brody3199]

@iusethelancer1 Trixie is best pony

[lilwyvern4]

@xplson Fuck you bronies

You make me want to scream

Fuck your love and tolerance

Stop corrupting all my memes

Nothing is sacred anymore

You really make me sick

So fuck you bronies

And go choke on a dick

[xplson]

@lilwyvern4 Diagnose: BUTTFRUSTRATED

(DSM IIV)

[pockuinator]

@lilwyvern4 That was creative and hilarious in its stupidity. I don't even need to say how specifically that was outright wrong. But you made me smile, which is more than most people who complain about people watching a show they don't like.

[OvertardSupreme420]

@lilwyvern4 Somebody simply mentions the word "ponies" and you're already raging? Wow... not sure if troll or just stupid.

Unless of course, you're just joking to rhyme with the video.

[HollowedAizen]

Bout to spend 2 hours listening to all of these. HERE WE GOOOO

[lithuanian27]

Hey, Ghost's broadcast is on now (4:00 cst) blogtalkradio . com/ghost 

[lithuanian27]

@lithuanian27 Nvm, hes not on today. God damn hambone >:(

[wiiiilbur]

nkelly, took me a bit.  Made a move to California. Sorry for the delay. I'm very happy everyone liked the song.

[wiiiilbur]

@doctormccorm Somebody out there get him an instrumental version

[havax1]

this song sucks balls

[wiiiilbur]

@havax1 Thank you for your kind comment.

[havax1]

@wiiiilbur no problem bro

[wiiiilbur]

@Shadowblood66 Thank you SO much. I'm very happy to have made you laugh today. (Weird HimSelf!)

[Shadowblood66]

I'm from HOLLAND and this is stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG! I've never ever been to America! LOL! FUCK YOU TEXAS!

[Shadowblood66]

I'm from HOLLAND and this is stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG! I've never ever been to America! LOL! FUCK YOU TEXAS!

[jcons211]

im from texas and im high!

[segma7082]

im not from texas, never been to texas, probably never gonna go to texas.. but FUCK YOU TEXAS

[Atheieye]

IM TAKING PUNITIVE DAMAGES!

[TetsuoYagami]

@Atheieye OUTTA YER ASS!!! *cans.wav*

[Atheieye]

@TetsuoYagami I MEAN IM SHOOTIN PEARLS HERE!

[UKwildcatTV]

I judge the quality of a song by its ability to be stuck in my head. This song has been stuck in my head for the past three months.

You do the math.

[wiiiilbur]

@UKwildcatTV You are very wise The true definition of commercial product. Thank you VERY much!

[UKwildcatTV]

@wiiiilbur OH MY GOD WILBUR JUST SPOKE TO ME! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! I love you Wilbur! You deserve much, much more than 158K views for this song!

[DoesN0tCompute]

@wiiiilbur Amazingly addictive song.

[wiiiilbur]

@DoesN0tCompute Pass it around and don't forget to check out Weird Wilbur on Facebook

[wiiiilbur]

@UKwildcatTV That's called commercialism. Hope it stuck in the Ghost's head. LOL

[conejopestilente]

He might be a cannibal troll, so? it's still freaking funny. Comedy movies aren't real and still make us laugh, it's like one of those guys saying wrestling is fake, WE KNOW, some like it, some hate it, same thing here, he might be fake, so what? he makes our miserable lifes a little funnier...

[lokodamerda]

Avah é MEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[commander672]

Well the long horns are designed to get the creature using them laid. So at least part of this song is garenteed fulfilled.

[liamjfriel]

do i get brownie points for playing this on his show first

[ragztheking]

"FUCK YOU WALKER!"

[K1NGP1N360]

Fuck You Texas Rangers

[toms1266]

"texas" in an anagram for "at sex"

[300pzl]

"texas" is an anagram for "taxes".

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Ghost made 79 youtube account to dislike this song.

[wiiiilbur]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom LOL LOL LO fucking L

[K1NGP1N360]

Go Cardinals!!

[OlOleander]

how do we get on the chat Ghost is always ranting about?

[Ryz999]

@OlOleander Skype

[OlOleander]

@Ryz999 Ah. Thanks!

[gunner10cs]

hey dont be mad because you aint from here little bitch. we got all you need here and the only state that isnt fucked and sucking the government dick. we are the only state who had enough balls to stand for itself. and fuck all the other states especially from about ohio and on up. fuck them yankees and them piece of shit patriots. rangers and cowboys haha. oh yea forgot to mention the mavs. damn whats not to like

[fonkymaster]

This had 10,000 views before you used the thumbnail and title change.

[JYKRL]

Well FUCK you Florida and fuck your Tampa Bay Buccaners

Fuck thoes fucking Gators and fuck them Seminole queers

Fuck every Miami Dolphin that ever drawed a breath

FUCK you Florida, and Fuck the Rays to death

[BigBossRevoce]

seen it



[essaynLulz]

L0l, I am here because of 4chan Trolls Ghost - Radio Graffiti .

[assmennfiossa]

@essaynLulz So am I :D

[essaynLulz]

@assmennfiossa And we L0Led didn´t we? That was an EPiC show!! :D

[assmennfiossa]

@essaynLulz Yup.

[bigcritic69]

You should do a duet with Pinkie Pie

[cautionthisissparta]

the new official song of the Detroit Tigers.

[gabriels107]

wiiiibur, what are the chords to this song?

Verse sounds like G-C-G-D progression but how about the chorus?

[InfernalXpression]

@gabriels107 C(fuck you texas and fuck your lone star beer) G(Fuck that fucking Alamo) D(And Fuck them Long Horned Spears, G(Fuck Every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed) C(A Breath---) G(Fuck you texas)D(and fuck you) G(plum to death)

[gabriels107]

@InfernalXpression thanks bro.

[wiiiilbur]

@gabriels107 That's it. Simple rift actually. Notice the "Cash" sound in it. I did it at County Q in Berry Hill just outside of Nashville.

[Baklaslut]

This is perfect when playing red dead or new vegas

[69scrotum69]

trololol

[iamapaininthebut]

100% agree! Somebody get my ass outta here! Not a texan and never will be!

[TheGotikEngel]

GO REDSKINS

[hjshmuel]

8th generation Texan and this is funny as hell - except the slur on the Alamo If that got rewrote, I'd blast this from my pickup all day long! If everybody loved us nobody would give a shit, and we got to face it- since W lied about being a Texan nobody likes us nomore.

[wiiiilbur]

@hjshmuel Sorry about the Alamo. Point of fact, I CRY everytime that little girl asks, "Where's daddy, mommy," in John Wayne's version. Go figure.

[TEXASG13SUR]

@GAIUSJULIUSCAESAR came back form shit ass Canada friendly motherfuckers, i did enjoy the pussy and weed

[F1NJP]

Someone get an ice cream truck and drive all around Texas playing this song :D

[ifarterd20]

SPREAD AROUND TEXAS WILDFIRE!!!

[toms1266]

@ifarterd20 ENOUGH about Texas. I mean we got SCORCHED. EARTH. *cans.wav* GIMME THE MIC GIMME THE GOD DAMN MIC! *cansplosion.wav*

[MickySmithLee]

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Fuck you Texas▬┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐▬▬▬▬▬▬

[ljoljokarburator]

This song is catchier than AIDS in Africa, good job man.

[wiiiilbur]

@ljoljokarburator Someone told me today that it's hotter than two girls fucking. LOL

[toms1266]

Spread it around Texas like WILDFIRE

[Oracle13]

I am from, and live in, Texas, and I approve of this message...

[wiiiilbur]

@Oracle13 Thank you Mr. Perry

[darkking365]

I'm from Texas, I find this perfect.

[wiiiilbur]

@darkking365 It is perfect. I was inspired to write it. LOL

[AgelessWanderer]

I laughed hard off of this, thank you for a funny song.

[wiiiilbur]

@AgelessWanderer Thank you for listening. Check Weird Wilbur out on FaceBook

[AbartsWorld]

YOU FRUIT BOWLS !!!! cans.wav

[Mat2001uk]

Sink that entire stinking state into the ocean for all I care.

[MrNewfiie]

Thanks trolls, for bringing me hear. :)

[liquid132]

FUCK YOU TEXAS

[ThatsFuckedUp247]

Dallas sucks! Go Eagles!! Philidelphia for life!

[flashgamer109]

@RUL1S88 WOAH spelling police! BTW it’s almost guaranteed you will make a grammar mistake when correcting others.

[ggctuk2011]

@flashgamer109 For instance, he did do incorrect grammar. He said "Even mexican schools sucks." and it should be "Even Mexican schools suck".

[flashgamer109]

@ggctuk2011 exactly

[RUL1S88]

@flashgamer109

Do not underestim8 my grammar. I underst& that I'll make some mistake but not 2day.

[sinktoob]

0:04

play solely that

you're welcome

[samuel7897]

I want to see a vid of someone going down Dallas pumping this song from there car

[wiiiilbur]

@samuel7897 IDEA! And make it a big black guy! Cool!

[Jonez69]

Who's the mastermind behind this song??

[wiiiilbur]

@Jonez69 ME. I wrote it in Kansas and recorded it five years later in Berry Hill just outside of Nashville

[000alphakennyone]

wiiiibur needs to call on a "BALLER FRIDAY" on ghost's radio... here is the website: blogtalkradio com /ghost (need to insert the periods). He is on from 5:30 to 8:30 EST

[wiiiilbur]

@000alphakennyone I keep trying but can never get through. Anyone who gets through just say your me. I approved this message.

[seaurtis]

/watch?v=uzFBFzu4SVw

Y U NO WATCH?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[MrSMALL45]

FUCK ALL YANK`S INTER BRED BASTARDS ANY WAY.

[EvilSpartanStudios]

@MrSMALL45 Are you saying Yank's as in people from the north. One I'm not imbred, and two they say everything in Texas is bigger but your called MrSMALL. What is your dick small or something?

[flashgamer109]

lawl im in from texas and i aprove :)

[RUL1S88]

@flashgamer109

It's "approve", not 'aprove'. Even mexican schools sucks.

[wiiiilbur]

@RUL1S88 I DO like Mexican girls, though

[RUL1S88]

@wiiiilbur

For 1 night fucking it's fine.

[wiiiilbur]

@flashgamer109 Hey I LIVED in Texas and I wrote and approved it.

[Bunomous]

Y U MAD THO

[zlapmniee2]

4chan :) !!!

[Itscalledhouse]

@burrfoot100 You mad bro?

[burrfoot100]

Fuck all of yall mother fuckers u dont like texas stay the fuck out

[ImTehSlenderMan]

@burrfoot100 Mad bro?

[benjamin2197]

Why are you making fun of Texas? It's a melting pot of friendship.

[wiiiilbur]

@benjamin2197 Melting pot, yeah. . .

[deecool47]

Imma Nice GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!

[theboytiger]

Texas is epic :)

[GeirMovies]

I love this song

[wiiiilbur]

@GeirMovies and I love you

[yahoshua]

So what's the story behind this song?

Was the guy booted off the air by the LBC or something?

[wiiiilbur]

@yahoshua The store is this; I was in Kansas cutting a record. My producer, Gene Strausser came in and told me that 2 Live Crew just got arrested in Dallas for singing "Me So Horny." I laughed my ass off, then he told me, "Don't laugh, the Liquor Control Board pulled your records off the Jukes! There may be a warrant waiting on you in Austin. I said, "Fuck YOU Texas," and went to Nashville, and it's not hard to figure from there. True story. . .

[RabidAnubis]

I'm a texan and I think it is hilarious.

[wiiiilbur]

@RabidAnubis that's because it IS. Thank you for appreciating the humor.

[nWd4you]

That's a cute song. We don't have a song for whatever state you're from. Guess it's not really important enough to hate on.

[LazerRedGT]

@nWd4you FUCK YOU TEXAS

[Kitsuneranger]

Funniest Country Song Ever! XD

[wiiiilbur]

@Kitsuneranger Please tell the CMA that