Kirk is a jerk

[TheChoujinVirus]

There's only one person who'd do that....

Janeway...

[PatchesRips]

"Captain.... you ARE a jerk." :)

[mrlogicalman1]

nobody gave a shit about star trek till TNG came out, then ds9, voyager these time period shows were all hits, all other time period star trek shows , films were FLOPS. so yes these shitner and friends did mooch of picard...

[mrlogicalman1]

these kirk crew. were finished . when star trek tng made it famous kirk and the rest mooched off the fame  made by picard and crew.

[RaynaKapek]

@mrlogicalman1 idiot, THE WRATH OF KHAN camreout a decase after this anime and 7 years b4 STNG , nobody mooched on anything, Roddenberry planned it all this way.

Rayna

[Monkofmagnesia]

He discovered the back of his shirt said that, so he put it on and went to the bridge to chew out his crew! What a jerk!

[Treblaine]

Someone Saboo-taaahjed is uniform.

[talkindurinthemovie]

lol this eo was funny so was mudd's passion

[schutzenhaus]

SULU

IS A

...

...

....

Damn. Never mind.

[juliench1]

@schutzenhaus

Sulu is a Zulu.

[driverx241]

SPOCK

IS A

COCK

[JustinLRyan]

wow, chekov musta been born near Chernobyl in this startrek universe.

[rickames]

Does spock make any noise when he get's his groove on?

[FetaCheese222]

@rickames I kinda feel sorry for his mom.

[SincereCreature]

Why doesn't Spock ever laugh? That's pretty sad.

[SheWolf8765]

@SincereCreature he doesn't have, or surpresses, his feelings, so...

[Johnlindsey289]

Did anyone watched this on Nick in the 80's? i did when i was 4 and became a ST fan thanks to this and the movies and Next Generation.

[spontaneoussam2]

i luv how the top 2 comments are epic one-liners

[MilkyMayo]

I Said a Kirk Kirk Kirk, Kirk is a jerk I said a Kirk Kirk Kirk, Kirk is a jerk and Spock don't you know, that he's a jerk? WELL McCoy's gonna tell you about the jerk! I said a Kirk, Kirk, Kirk Kirk's a jerk and then a CAAAAPTAIN JEEEEERK HFDUIBFVUIOSBVFISDBGVISVGBISBV­AGKLG

[isaiahawsum]

Why does some buglike helmsman get to sit in the big chair when the first officer is right their on the bridge with several other higher ranking officers.

[DrejStinger1986]

@isaiahawsum According to what I've learned, Chekov was either on shore leave or on another ship during the TAS period.

[Neokien]

Uhura is a pleura.

... yeah, I got nothin.

[Britneysbiggestfan9]

sulu uses hulu

[huupper]

Sulu is Kthulu

[4j45l]

sabotage?!?

[Kolbatsu]

Captain I never laugh....EVER duunnnnnn

[WebVMan]

McCoy is a Boy Toy

[WebVMan]

Captain.... Ah never rmind.

[yaysonic]

hahahaha what the fuck?!

[SilverMcdowell1992]

I just wish the computer would have put Off at the end of that sentence.

[predlycon]

Spock never laughs.

[crazybay46913]

Scotty smells like potty.

[DoISmeLLikeWeed]

Kirk Is a Jerk and Spock laughs all the time..on the inside

[s29382820]

Kirk is a jerk.

Spock is a cock.

McCoy is a toy.

Chekov checks off.

[WebVMan]

Well... he is.

[gymer15]

what the hell was that at chekovs station???

[WeaselPwnage]

@gymer15

That was Arex an Edosian or Triexian, voiced by James Doohan (Scotty), because due to budget cuts they couldn't bring Walter Koenig back to play Chekov unfortunately D:

[DrejStinger1986]

@WeaselPwnage He's an Edosian. The Attrexians, to which I believe you are referring, are seen in Star Trek: Elite Force II, and they look quite different.

[WeaselPwnage]

@DrejStinger1986

Thank you, I couldn't remember which one he was :P

[Markis2bi4]

It pretty much matches any and every situation he finds himself in.

[AggeTGF]

WOW! It's so emotional!!

[n2existance]

The tone Spock uses to respond makes him sound sexually aroused.

[iceman4785]

I'm sorry if I'm being dense... but... is this real? Was this really in the animated series? If so, I've gotta order the DVDs.

[StoneKnivesBearskins]

Spock, have you forgotten 'This Side of Paradise'? If I remember correctly (and I always remember correctly ;-P) You not only laughed, but you hung upside down from tree limbs and smart mouthed your commanding officer.

[imtheonlysane1here]

I sense a meme about to be born.

[EmpiricalWin]

Out the airlock, Spock!

[Phantomstranger17]

Kirk is most certainly not a jerk. William Shatner is a jerk!!!!!!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Ya just know Spock did that.....

[NonstopRam]

too funny

[crowtservo]

The shirt is so honest.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

LØL

[SR71ABCD]

Spock: Captain I never laugh.

[paranoidude]

M'ress can see through microphones.

It confuses Kirk and makes him think everyone in the room is laughing at him.

[SirBroadsword]

@paranoidude

You sure that's M'ress laughing there? Sounds more like Chapel...

[Takeshi357]

@SirBroadsword That's probably because Chapel and the Enterprise computer are both played by Majel Barrett.

[lilacgerbil94]

Kirk said "when you all finish laughing" but there was only one person laughing at him.

[Britneysbiggestfan9]

Spock is a cock? wtf? XDD

[andorianlad]

KikoRex, that's Mr Arex, of Edos. He was replacement navigator because Chekov had gone off to learn Security (as per Star Trek: The Motion Picture"). Both DS9 and "Enterprise" made a few mentions of Edosian orchids, etc, as a homage to him.

[missdexterity]

this clip encapsulates what i love about star trek. all it needs is a little mccoy

[thejasoninator]

I love the random orgasm at 0:16

[KikoRex]

Who the fuck is that guy in the Captain's chair who says "Sir?"

[paranoidude]

Captain, I never laugh.

[MoonarEclipse]

lololol

[DjHamHam411]

hahhahhahaha i ALMOST DIED LAUGHING~!

[RyouuichiKun15]

OHMAIGAWD!

IT'S MICHAEL MYERS!

Y NOBODY NOTICES THAT?!

[LaurenMWills100]

I bet Spock did it. =p

[Storms11]

that is really funny

[Aeolis7]

That is epic!

[Sulaco516]

Cue the Enterprise mainframe (voiced by the late Majel Barrett-Roddenberry) laughing at 18 seconds.

[ste309w]

yet he still puts it on

[blackesteyes13]

@ste309w

Kirk's a drama queen too apparently :)

[minespatch]

"Kirk is a Jerk"... Why does that sound like a great song to be made?

[BondFreek]

I love this episode.

[TheVanillacompact]

wtf??? BBQ?!?!

"Captain, I never laugh"?

Was that supposed to be moral support or an insult?!?!

[THEJ0KES0nBatsy]

00:11 EPIC LOL

[arabbint]

hahahaha thats funny! :P

[LadyJuse]

Personly, I would of put 'Kick me!' on the back of the shirt...ALL of his shirts!

[darrellkaiser1985]

Why would he still wear it?

[VitoPossilipo]

Maybe his green shirt with the big neckline is in the laundry.

[coneborat]

@darrellkaiser1985 he has nothing else to wear

[SirBroadsword]

@darrellkaiser1985

Because he didn't have anything else to wear (he may have spilt something on the uniform he was changing out of, hence why it wouldn't have been much better to keep wearing that, or else he put the dirty uniform into the "laundry chute" and it got whisked away before he saw the "Kirk is a Jerk" line on his clean uniform) and didn't want to walk around shirtless?

[supertone4671]

@darrellkaiser1985 I think Starfleet prohibits officers from roaming the halls naked.

[MsTwinkle101]

@darrellkaiser1985

Good question :p

[DocKing236]

@darrellkaiser1985 thats actually a really good question.i guess in star trek logic it's ok to wear if somebody fess's up .

[ACLTony]

Guys, I remember this episode, although it's been so many years. The laugh at the end (performed by Majel Barrett-Roddenberry) was the ship's computer malfunctioning. It starts out by pulling a lot of practical jokes on the crew. If I remember correctly, Commander Spock figures it out towards the end when someone comments that the voice that was laughing at them sounded very familiar. Was a good epsiode. Mons, can you upload the complete episode?

[alphamone]

yeah, I remember watching that episode, it was one of the few that I have watched.

[TiminPhoenix]

Looks like Scotty dropped by the Laundry Room.

[phigura153]

What is a "knee-jerk" reaction?

Short-circuit thinking can be a problem,

I think,

unless you race cars, or play video games.

[jnobleeman]

Yeah, Like Klingon clap, or Rommulan crabs!

[Borastheantichrist]

But Kirk is a jerk. He probably bombards alien worlds just because the women on that planet did not throw themselves at his feet.

If nothing else, Kirk is probably suffering from like 50 unknown alien STDs and has fathered hundreds of children across the galaxy for which he refuses to pay child support.

[Bartman954]

Episode is The Practical Joker. Am I right or wrong?

[LIONOFTHEBRAVE]

This almost reminds me of sealab. Very funny: )

[bluedragon1836]

I love that!

[internetalumni]

spock never laughs n__n

[mrtrin]

disembodied laugh FTW!!!

[seabard77]

spock did it.

[spadaydaga]

Damn right. Never trust a Vulcan with your clothes.

[KillerOtaku]

and after that...

Capt. Kirk: So what do I do now? Wear this thing all day?

Sulu: No, no! Take it off, its fine really! We don't want our captain feeling uncomfortable! Go ahead, TAKE IT OFF!

Spock: That WOULD be the most logical decision captain...

[BigTex541]

@KillerOtaku The Captain has gone shirtless before. LOL

[CptPicard832]

@BigTex541 "Your desperate attampt to impres the ladies has FAILED" do you recognize this?

[wolverine2244]

Kirk IS a jerk!

[notsoniceguy2]

Spock is a cock.

[thescrewydame]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pyrogyra72]

@notsoniceguy2 Sadly, the censors wouldn't allow that one. 

[LarryStudios]

@notsoniceguy2 I just had a great laugh! Thanks! :)

[roxasfruit]

@notsoniceguy2

Nick is a dick

[CMDRKillsalot]

XD

5 stars

[ComeOnSlashers]

I love Spock at the end, cracks me up everytime xD.

[guerino07]

looks like something they'd have on Harvey Birdman

[RunikaMori]

Captain, I never laugh.

[Pwnagemerchant]

This episode is so good

[monsieuricon]

Nope, no editing -- this is directly from the DVD.

[bobopatchigglerrulez]

@monsieuricon since when did they release the animated series on DVD?

[blackesteyes13]

@bobopatchigglerrulez

15 bucks at Wal-Mart right now for the entire series in a really nice little box set, can't beat that!

[summerguy03]

@monsieuricon i... i'm speechless.

[thejerseydog]

is that for real or just a very good fan-edit? Seems too funny to be true!

[teenpokebuffy]

For real. Look on Memory Alpha, you'll find it.