Kathy Griffin - Straight To Hell (3/5)

[rumours77]

I love this woman!!!!

[synith87]

@kitsunefire1 haha..if u actually read a bible once u would know that in hell u don't see anyone ever u are all alone..that's what hell is...darkness pain and solitude forever....gl there

[BandGeek7594]

"Someday I'm gonna grow up and sound like a whore!"

[ThomsonCory]

Kathy looks really hot! I'd marry her and she's almost old enough to be my mom. Love her stories.

[elektraeriseros]

Horseantula: (noun) Product of a union (ie: fucking) between a horse and a tarantula.

[SilverSpenceBass]

Why the fuck are most the suggestions about gay dudes?

[MrChinchilla54]

I love her more than my boyfriends.

[theelepantman1234]

It's not even that hot:)

[acardoze29]

don't worry kathy, remember we're atheist and we don't believe in hell....that's just for stupid people hahahaha

[xtacee1990]

well, dreams really do come true. lol

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

How did Paris Hilton graduate Highschool?....I really don't beleieve this girl did it on her own.

[jww047]

If anyone can find the video of Paris accepting that award, please let me know.

[Grendel938]

Paris is rather gangly.

[pugswanthugs123]

She could say the most seriousest thing and still make you crack up.

***

Kathy: I'm very sorry, your father is dead.

Me: Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Stop that, it's so funny!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!

(No offense intended for sensitive people... sry if I did offend you with the 'father's dead...' idk...)

[youpumpertube]

Kathy is FUCKING hilarious!!!!!!!

[botroyliz]

you can tell 4:54-4:59 is not the actual film from that point because of the positioning of her hair afterward.

[playloverforever]

"some day im gonna grow up and sound like a whore!"

<3

[nostopsnopurgatory]

"She is actually... um... retarded." Love her!!!

[smek2]

I really like her. And I'm not even gay. It's a conundrum.

[amesguy515]

So I was like 'SWEET'!

[BDotBoom]

All I can picture is Kathy in the audience laughing hystarically while Paris Hilton wanders around the stage. Sooo funny.

[ammarios]

LMAO @

1) "I know when I get down to hell it's just gonna be like 'hi...HIII..omg HIIIII!!!!' It's just gonna be me and all my best friends sitting around saying 'it's not even that hot..' "

2) "Kathy....Whyyyyy awe you so hawwwd on Pawis Hilton?"

Too funny!

[TrixyTheWonderDog]

You're not going to hell sweetie, you're coming over to my house and we're gonna party!

[ladygreatlegs]

THAT'S HOT!!!!

[kitsunefire1]

Let me put it this way:

If I had a choice between going to heaven but sharing it with those annoying Bible thumpers and Jesus ass kissers, or going to hell, but sharing it with all my friends and the better half of my family AND Kathy Griffin...

I think the choice is pretty clear lolol

[Ihateeminem1985]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[joe133322]

If going to hell means spending eternity with Kathy Griffin, where do I sign?

[toulouse666]

I don't think Paris Hilton would be so "sophisticated" to know to call the clock/time of day number etc, she most likely calls *herself* over and over again to hear her own profoundly retarded self-righteous answering machine/voice-mail message all the while thinking "this is so fucking HOT"!

Retarded billionaire heiress fuck that never, ever did anything worthwhile to deserve a y millionth of that money she is handed down ever second...

[goodpants42]

i hope i see kathy in hell lol

[WickedxWitchx1313]

"Someday I'm gonna grow up and sound like a whore!"

"Yeah. Dreams really can come true."

[RoseBloodBlack]

lol

" Its not even that hot."

I love her!!!!

[goldbabyshriek]

"The time is...10 pm and 40 minutes" - lmfao! =D

[itzmyshow]

Im goin to hell also cant wait to see her there

[Lemonycrab]

she must actually not believe in hell, to be so accepting that she'd be going there. poor kathy

[tadge72]

@Lemonycrab didnt you know that only catholics go to heaven?

[Lemonycrab]

@tadge72 lol oh yeah.

[musicalsoul08]

LMAO! She's fantastic :D

[CanadianQueer]

"Now he is my favorite red faced, bloated boozebag" I am still laughing, even as I type this comment. Thanks a bunch, Kathy. <3

[marcus2shae]

I almost cried she is that funnayee!!! Lmaoo

[goliaboi]

NO EXAGGERATION HAHAHHAHA

[sov6rulz]

William Shatner is the best

[thedarthflagger]

HORSEANTULA LOL.

[Neostriker2]

huge

[Elmo95Vannah]

She acts like she's on the phone becuz she's says it pisses ppl off....I say thts a crappy way to avoid conflict...wimp :P

[doda]

lmfao. "Like when she was 8 years old, she was like: "Someday I'm going to grow up and sound like a whore!" Well... dreams really can come true." GENIUS!! I love Kathy Griffin!

[mv77vm]

The time is 10 PM and 40 minutes. BEEP! LOL haha oh my god she's so spot on! Love Kathy.

[bonnie321]

The timing of the Paris Hilton retarded joke is spot on!

[marcsoyeah]

lol at 1:31 , about seeing people you know in hell couldnt be any true-er !

[tadge72]

who do i have to kill-lol

[acotw67]

" Me and all my best friends sitting around saying 'It's not even that hot."

Comedy gold!!!

[HawkeyeChuii]

gotta love ms griffin....lol



[dakotahnova]

I LOVE PARIS AND HER ... IM STRAIGHT!!!!

[dkhgr]

"some day Im gonna grow up and sound like a whore." hahahahaha that was the best!!

[materbait]

you laugh because you know its true!

[Mash287]

"she had just left the stable."

that is so true. paris hilton has the ugliest walk in the world.

[witchvc015]

Kathy's new jokes about Paris are awesome

[13Tsukihana13]

Her comments on Paris' voice remind of Drake... Somehow, he just DEVELOPED the gangster "accent" *coughfuckinggrossslurcough*.

[LastRqss]

i couldn't breath at one point, omg....kathy

[alexandraweaver]

anyone got 11 bullets ?

i think they missed the like button .

i mean , if you dislike the vid , why even look it up ? ... sigh -.-

[13Tsukihana13]

@alexandraweaver

Because trolls exist.

[princessofjedi]

hey kathy you can come with me and my drama friends, we are taking a party bus! much more fun then a basket!!

[armytomboy]

u shldnt be proud of doing to hell. its not like hi.HI.HIIII. its u being fried. just, please, do something for yourself. be saved. i am prayinf for u.

[top10ener]

horseanchula! 

[mintchocolate2791]

i love herrrr!!! hahahahaha her paris hilton jokes!!! ahaha hilarious!

[wokkitout]

5:03-5:07, sexy and too funny

[MrJorUSA]

I can't believe the 10 dumb people who actually disliked this video!

[MystereAve]

I love how, how when i liked the video it was liked 666 times....funny it's a kathy griffin video tooo.

[SinsOfScience]

@Caead The Devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape <3

[krumbleton]

@MystereAve haha now it's 777

[whiteyonwelfare]

Hell is gonna be one...hell..of a party! Granted we may have to not invite Hitler and Pol Pot and Dahmer to the parties but it's gonna be awesome.

[loverboyz901]

Hey Kathy guess what, I'm going to Hell, too

[CarsonWilliams13]

"some day i'm gonna grow up and sound like a whore" hahahahahahahaha

[GreenyBaby87]

"Me and my friends would just be sitting in a circle and be like "it's not even that hot :D" "

LOL i love her

[ZapatistasForever]

"...Its not even that hot"...classic..shit.

[platterpuss]

thanks you guys, you guys are hot, im hot, hot hot

[TollpatschICH]

See you in hell, Kathy ;-)

[sweetp1887]

lol

[drummerchick435]

As a "retarded" person I don't find the word retarded offensive at all!

[likmysaltybalz87]

I want to be best friends with Kathy. :D

[1stbrasscaptain]

Horse-antula...all limbs!!

[thedarthflagger]

Screw Margaret Cho. Kathy is my god now!

[astro9007]

i know i going to see you there... hi.. HI... HHIIIi... LMAO

[RyeEncoke]

seriously...hell will be a fun place...who wants to go to heaven with all the right wingers and jehovah's witnesses...puh-lease....send me to hell with all the other gay boys...performers, artists, writers, actors, inventors, philosophers

[xothegirlz]

@RyeEncoke funny thing is...Jehovah's witnesses don't actually believe they're going to heaven, but anyhow I'm with you on that one. I'd much rather be around people who don't have holier than thou attitudes and sticks up their arses.

[RyeEncoke]

@xothegirlz what's even funnier is I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness so knew that they don't believe in heaven, but was going for the joke and figured most people wouldn't know that about them...heheheehe

[csm1025]

if a horse fucked a tarantula... but in a good way. XD the perfect way to describe paris hilton!

[seananomie]

Kathy, if you do end up in Hell, come find me and I'll buy you a drink!

[shnozzel12]

funkin funny azz shit ..dats right my snuts..

[GreskeNeveland]

She may not actually be a lesbian but I'd be more than happy to give her an honorary badge. I know me and all of my gay friends would gladly claim her. Hahaha! She's awesome and just so real it hurts. Love it!

[xothegirlz]

Oh my god. The part where she imitates Paris Hilton trying to find her way off the stage makes me laugh til I tear up.

[siki0604]

horseantula! xD

[JewishCutie]

whoa hooo! lmaoz, i love kathy not only becuase shes a fellow lesbian but because she doesnt give shit about wat she says. go Kathy

[2funnygirl4]

kathy isnt a lesbian! she was actually married for years! =)

[Jennuchan]

"Thanks you guys! You guys are really hot, I'm hot, you're hot, largharghargh"

friggin' LOL so much.

[melshecar1713]

omg that was so funny!!

[Ainsiquenon23]

I had no idea her stand up was this amazing, this strong! I am a new fan! The more I watch, the more I am loving Kathy! HAHAHAHA This world needs less Paris Hiltons, more KATHY GRIFFINS!!!!!!!

[janotosinnumeros]

@Ainsiquenon23 I'm the same here! ;)

[BlueGray09]

horseantuala LOL!!!

[TheBlackbird100]

I am a recent fan of hers. love herrrr

[xXxShawn8xXx]

I LOVEEE her impersonation of paris hiltons walk!! Especially when she couldnt find her way off the stage.

[videogamer202]

"'Someday, I'm going to grow up and sound like a whore.'" "Well, dreams really can come true." One of my favorite parts. I can't stop laughing.

[Christhecooldude1234]

LOVE HER!

[rainbowboy1111]

is that andy cohen at 1:24-1:26?

[HRZONE2]

Kathy make me laugh so much!

[notasluttydot]

When we do play's and shit in school we enter from the left and go out from the right so now I feel slightly retarded. T^T Love ya Kathy!!!

[Burdensea]

Kathy has a god ass

[PollyJuice]

I liked how she clarified that the horse fucked the tarantula in a GOOD way...

[southernangel530]

the walk was hilarious and when she said that paris was a horsantula. then she said when a horse fcks a tarantula l lost my mind.

[KingofIce547]

a Horseantula....

LMFAO. I FCKING LOVE KATHY

[matterofhuman]

haha who do i have to kill?

[jgonzal0]

I love her paris hilton impressions. She totally nails it. Kathy is the best!!!

[Froggie2121]

She is actually...um...retarded! LMAO!

[TinkerMazell]

Yeah I was LMAO @ that

[majik13matt]

a horse fuc*ed a turantula in a good way

[mooseasaurusrex]

Kathy's hair (and that big, beautiful ass) is hot.

[moonlily1]

I don't think her ass is big at all. hot maybe, but not big.

[tarynactress]

Kathy, there is no way you're going to hell. You make Jesus laugh too much.

:-)

[13Tsukihana13]

@tarynactress

Although I'm not Christian, I still rather enjoy this comment. :D

[tarynactress]

@13Tsukihana13 Hee hee. Thanks! :-)

[magsasaka1960]

"Based on that, I'm here to tell you that she (Paris Hilton) is actually...uhmmm...RETARDED." OMG I almost died laughing.

[handbrakemaster]

OMG BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! wow that was great. kg has FANTASTIC comedic timing

[tarynactress]

I know, so funny!

:-)

[runly1]

"That is a gift from baby Jesus." HAH!

[Sophye3]

''the time is 10 pm and 40 minutes.'' PIIIP

LMAO!

[coconutsurvivor03]

LMFAOO!

[juicethaboss]

"someday im gonna grow up and sound like a whore!"

Lmfao!!

i love you kathy! thanks for keeping me laughin!

[JRodFilms]

kind of a hypocrite she was hanging with paris for her show, but it is kathy and she admits she stoops to the lowest levels. love that bitch.

[steelo86]

I know, right? She is absolutely upfront and unapologetic about her opportunism! Anything for a laugh, that's her motto. And that Paris episode was pretty funny.

[RoyalGuard503]

Not to mention, Paris is being a good sport when Kathy makes fun of her. Then again, Paris is good at not reacting badly to people making fun of her.

[shshashake]

rewatch the episode and notice the tone kathy has with her. its all sarcasm. and if you watched her interview with tyra shes all like "yeah me and paris are best friends" she says it with sarcasm and rolls her eyes. hehe its all for publicity. and remember there is no such thing as bad publicity :D

[handbrakemaster]

yeah i love that she admits it! thats whats great about her

[masterxdisasterx15]

seriously i check kathy's facebook and twitter everyday..i write on her wall and i seriously doubt that she even reads my comments but i dont care...if she ever stops doing comedy or loses her edge i will personally take a trip out to give that "suck it" additude back =)))) i fuckin' love ya Kathy <3333

[cattona34]

"You guys are really hot, I'm hot, you're hot, ya yay ya"!! Hillarious

[DealingWithFeelings]

paris hilton calling the speaking clock is the best thing ever. i can so imagine her doing that all the time. like, someone bought her an analogue watch and she can't read it.

[kashmirivogue]

i dont get it

[plasiloo]

She is so funny lov her

[anneliese28]

kathy's great!!i love her sense of humor!

that Paris Hilton impression and that walk was just hilarious!

[jesusjrd]

Thanks you guys, im hot your hot, hot hot hot! bwahahahaha.

[utterlyherolike]

3:22

[killoa2002]

Kathy will see me in hell.

[Yukilordoflemons]

I'll totally see you in hell :D

[livelaughlove094]

If I ever saw paris hilton I would turn around and run.

That crazy bitch scares me....She's so stupid you never know what she is gonna do!

[Sal0pe69]

Yeah, she might infect us with her stupidity O_O

[SolitaryDarkness]

at 0:29 I almost choked at my food xD

[doston1]

LOL me too.

[youcandance12345]

kathy, why ahr you so hawd on pawis hilton?

[Evangalista890]

I was there!

[MCRmyINO]

goddamn youre hilarous!

[Skywolf17]

I'll see you in hell Kathy! Along with all of your other fans... XD I've got myself a parking space, we'll all see you there Diva!

[Ace115]

And these are our hell mates!

[JIA1122]

I fuckin' like the gesture she made when introducing Paris Hilton.

[jephsteph]

It's funny how some A-listers now WANT to hang out with her because of her popularity now.

[xMIKKEYx]

hahahah "some day im guna grow up and sound like a whooore!!" that part got me laughin hard!!

[black44mexican1]

i love kathy's sense of humor. it would be awesome to meet her in person!

[Jillgangster]

thats hot! your hot! blah blahblah

lol only coyotes could hear it.

[everssss]

i like her voiceee

its rachel rayish

[iflyalexair]

I just want everyone to know that I have met Kathy and she was just as amazing on stage as she was in person!!

[corey246]

you are so lucky! shes one of those people you can tell would be awesome in person. So many celebs can be tools to fans you can tell shes the stop and chat kinda person

[personofpa]

I no, i wish i could meet her... though id have to wear a dipear or i would pee myself

[EngineBuson]

Brian Regan Is just like that to his fans

[Naiiki]

She's AMAZIIIING!!!

[TheQuestionBoy4]

The time is ten p.m., and 40 minutes BEEP

[michellethehawtie]

if a horse fucked a tarantula

[virtualetude]

lol that was hilarious !

[Wickedisnumba1]

but you know, in a good way