Battlefield Bad Company 2 - Funny Conversation!

[MrKilomania]

If haggard dies in bad company 3 i'd be so pissed

[TheOdinistman]

Id love 2 go to the great bong in the sky X.X

[dangerardo80]

It's brilliant......

[soaponaroapDG]

I think they just put he three actors in a recording booth and let them talk about stuff, then put it in the game, cuz you can kinda tell when its a "mission specific" conversation and when its a random one like tjatis, it sounds different, more casual.

[xodis9]

"and i put a firecracker up my naighbors cats ass".....i did to haggard....i did to

[ponchito97]

thums up if you think this kind of stuff should be in multiplayer

[hexagondnb]

I will grab a beer and sit here and listen to this shit all day. I love this minor aspect of the game. The random BS that they talk about is great

[soulfly831]

@JEUXolim this is not fake, if you idle for a couple minutes in the campaign they will start talking about a million different things, it's funny as shit when im smoking a bowl listening to these guys ramble on, never heard this one before definitely funny shit

[TheJamiroquailover]

^^

[DerGerman14]

Haha

[FinfTon]

i love these conversations!

[JEUXolim]

This is fake...?

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@JEUXolim nope, they talk alot of that shit in BFBC1/2, thats what makes the campaign so funny, sadly in BF3 its just bullshit..

[TehRandomCarrot]

The characters are the only reason I can stand to play this game :D

[Darius135gease]

@TehRandomCarrot Oh So you play this game just to stand there for 10 minutes listening to them talk. I mean I do to, but I didn't pay $40 just for that.

[TehRandomCarrot]

@Darius135gease Hell yeah. Is there any other point to video games?

[xantiherox]

"what is the right path sweets?"

"the right path is when you don't hurt someone else, the right path..."

"YOU'RE FUCKED LOL YOU'RE FUCKED!"

[Mmmkay15]

LETS GO KILL KIRILENKO cmooon

[sniper4900JB]

they start talkin if u dont move around and get shot at but that almost never happens

[TimeTheftProductions]

And this is why I would rather play Bad Company than Battlefield ANY day...

[pegorino1000]

LOL

[SurgicalStrike41]

If you just laze around in a cleared zone in single player will these easter eggs just happen when the ai is idle or do you have to activate this? oh and are there any other conversations like this one?

[Virk1997]

Why dosn't sarge SPEAK THE FUCK UP!

[LyfSukz]

"Hmmmm..."

"Sarge, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"I hear you..."

lol good stuff

[MrHjld]

@ADRIANSITO13 how?

[LegendzSoldier]

@ADRIANSITO13 :O

[LegendzSoldier]

@ADRIANSITO13 im from germany my englisch is not so good

[LegendzSoldier]

@ADRIANSITO13 ok sorry than

[LegendzSoldier]

@ADRIANSITO13 than watch cod videos and piss off

[Godfan77]

"Flynns gone to the big... bong in the sky"

[dooityourself]

if they make BFBC3 I DEMAND FUNNY SCENES LIKE THIS!

[henriqueaqui]

Ghost Rider here never fear. ;)

[koko1767]

18 people have done bad things and dont believe in god. :D

[spiceytaco95]

"i put a fire crack up my neighbors.. cats ass"

[PlaystationKingLS]

Modern warfare campaign is more realistic than BC2 campaign

[lolGianlol]

@PlaystationKingLS not really, it's better, but not more realistic

[MrAbstractReality10]

@lolGianlol better? no way……its soo boring everything about call of duty bad company 2 is the only fps i own…i burnt all my cod game >:) jk i sold them and then through me xbox out the window (not my ps3) because i realize that there is soooo much more out there other then video games. i only kept my ps3 for blueray netfilx and porn

[dycamm]

lol

[Theselectable]

Haggard is funny

[frostytheawesome345]

tastty



[Rivannous]

Flynn's gone to the big gong in the sky...

Yeah. i cried when flynn died and i'D go insane if haggard died...

I wasn't a fraction so emotional when ghost and i were burned by that shit-ass general shepard...

BBC2 is much more realistic and emotional than Modern warfare 2, But please, dond't start a war over it here, both games are fucking awesome, but BBC2 is the one, i more identified with the protagonist...

[linkmaster561]

@Rivannous i agree, to me, MW2 just wanted to shock you, i didnt feel bad at all when shepard burned you and the "no russian" level was just a really bad decision. it ishould have been handled in a cutscene, and, i know im gonna seem like a liberal or whatever the fuck it is but, i think the children shouldve been left out of the level, idk if there were any, i dont really recall most of bland campaign but i remember walking in at the beggining of no russian and seeinga little girl point at you

[Rivannous]

@linkmaster561

you're definitely right ;D

and no kind of "liberal"

there's no need of unnescessary violence in games, and no russian was shitty and idiotic to play through.

Although i'm from germany, i install all my games in english, so the level was not censored. i think there should have been more humor. The players should have been made more realistic, more... human.

And they should have definitely made an option to kill makarov during that attack on the airport.

[linkmaster561]

@Rivannous yeah i mean theyre wearing armor everywhere but the head and you walk behind them most of the time so i dont see how just gunnung em down then and there wouldve been impossible

[Rivannous]

@linkmaster561

not even the feet and the "asses" were protected, as i recall it, so why don't just... literally kick their asses??

;D

[linkmaster561]

@Rivannous and most of the campaign was just filler, imo, cod 4 and black ops and world at war are much better, i dont have any problem with the series, just mw2.

[junkers1337]

I've read weirder things on the messaging for Battlefield 2 and 2142.

[ThePatricio116]

bfbc1 is hilarious comapred to bfbc2 conversations

[C0SM1CG4TE]

Im Christian But This Is Funny XD

[melbose]

if you ever get bored remember kiddies just insult a christian about there god all round entertainment

[ButtersStotch7000]

Anyone hear the one where Sarge and Haggard think Sweetwater has swine flu? I laughed my ass off at that conversation.

[jonathan14ism]

@ButtersStotch7000 lol, yeah 

[kenneth04123]

18 people thinks  that this is real

[chanakyadevil]

we are here for the conversation why the hell we need to move on hd

[kjnellis1]

yet ANOTHER reason why Bad Company 2 is better than all the other military shooters.

[LadyLieDie]

I fucking love these guys. More personality than all the other military FPS characters combined.

[1xXitachiXx1]

i stood there and i had a totally different conversation!

[zhlikeht]

haha put firecracker at my neighbour cat ass

[timberIII]

@zhlikeht up my neighbours cats ass*

[zangjiao]

Moisturizer

[Italiankid1029]

WHAT LEVEL!!!

[splaterdbyme]

lolololollol red vs blue xDDD

[bahuilok]

woot haggard is a Christian just like me

[Pain0rDeath]

the game has awesome graphics (better than mw2 in my opinion), the best sound editing ive ever heard in any video game and kickass physics engine

[Doublicon]

The voice actors must have been been in the same room when they recorded their lines. I can't see it any other way.

[TantalizeFu]

"Well I've done some bad ass shit! I said some dirty things, I busted some ass, I shot some people that didn't need to be shot! AND I PUT A FIRECRACKER UP MY NEIGHBORS CATS ASS! shit like that.. doesn't get ya... very far.." hahaha.

[jordyboy321]

my middle names not safe...well actually its gordon but errrr....

[gelworldmovies]

yeah i found that coversation too^^ was pretty awesome

[Randomer876]

Sarges Story was epic :(

[chewysamy14]

God these guys need their own tv show!

[tshiuetin]

i did steal some of your moisturizer, and i feel if i like to tell you right now in case the great man watch us now, i want goes with a clean slip. i felt guilty about it too, it feel quite good does and i never moisturize before and it feel very very nice

[fergernator]

shoved a firecracker up my neighbors cats ass

[idrivefast235]

@fergernator lmao i love how he paused right before he said it lmao

[emgee65]

@fergernator and Flynn...he's gone to the big bong in the sky. ^^)

[Ping653]

This is one of the many things that makes bad company such an awesome game : )

[BrewersPackers]

Haggard put firecrackers up 14 people's cat's asses.

[JoeBannanas123]

@BrewersPackers no, he put the firecrackers in their asses

[FK78INSERTFOOD]

Awesome!

[rikthekiller]

lol poor cat

[qcaFfiend]

"It was the first time i had moisturized before, and it felt good"

[epicguy233]

lol shoved a fire cracker up his neighbours cat's arse

[darkriku12]

Does Red vs Blue come to mind here? haha

[PojekGwapzpo123]

@darkriku12 lol

Sarge=Sarge (Obviously)

Griff=Haggard

Simmons=Sweetwater

and

Marlowe=Donut??

[BlueCloneTrooper521]

@PojekGwapzpo123 Marlowe = Generic Green Army Man

[hl2izawsum]

@darkriku12 actually, yes!

[XxXGunMonkeyXxX]

@darkriku12 do you ever wonder why we're here?

[strontschijt]

Haggard is the bomb

[TheMagiclaker32]

wonder what hags was mostruising??

[patrecher]

i've been trying to find all the convos, any one ever heard all the different ones?

[bassmanowns]

i did steal some of your moisturiser....

[JTC545]

Its annoying how the funny converstions are only accessable by sitting around in certain areas waiting for them to talk. I wish they didn't have a serious story in this one.

[MrAnalpfropfen]

I wonder if there are different conversations in every mission or if it's always da same loop..

[bigvi]

@MrAnalpfropfen There seems to be a mix of both. Ive watched 4 videos so far, and only a few have had the same conversations and they have all been over 5 minutes long. Some seems to be situational based, some seem to be story based, and some are random.

[MrAnalpfropfen]

@bigvi Ok, cool story bro.

BC2 just rules all other games atM, don't you agree?

[125peacemaker]

@MrAnalpfropfen dont worry, when BF3 comes out BC2 will have a competitor...

[SoapyDevil]

@MrAnalpfropfen It cant be, cause it would be stupid if haggs would say that flynns dead before they have even seen him

[essery331]

why do they always talk to each other if they didnt get in there for the same reason?

[MattJoey2142]

Sweetwater: "The right path is when you don't hurt someone else."

Haggard: "Your fucked! Your fucked!"

[13thModernwarfare132]

lol he's inching towards the colectable

[Littlemanto]

LMFAO I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE THING WHEN I PLAYED THE CAMPAIGN!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE UPLOAD

[The0d0r1c]

Too bad you have to halt and wait to hair the conversation start, and it gets itnerrupted whenever an emey pops up.

[thachacha1323]

@PSNDonutDude, @m3gadork

I am not going to judge either of you. please, just take this argument to your own profiles. Focus on the video, it's very funny

[daman01yo]

he stole some of his moisturizer? wtf??!?!?!?

[vegas0sniper]

who knew tangos gave a chance for a redneck and a nerd to have a religious conversation? figures!

[saintzfan239]

what is that gun called ?

[garytang182]

@saintzfan239 fn 2000

[pwnagexe]

@saintzfan239 f2000

[yoyoyoyoshua]

wow firecracker up his neighbors cats ass. LOL

[Stiglitz51]

lol Haggard just couldn't be bothered at the end.

LETS GO GET KIRILENKO COME ON.

[seanacker21]

I love Haggard.I love this Company.

[ZakeirSnake]

Flynn has gone to the big bong in the sky, hearing this in game, there's nothing quite like it

[mrroboto8269]

i never moisturized before, it felt very very very nice

[joker4life123451]

@ieatyellow I'm an athiest and I found this funny. Just cause someone is an athiest it doesn't mean references to god are gona be taken badly. Going to a church or arguing about the Standing of god wouldn't make me very happy

[ieatyellow]

13 athiests watched this

[yankolvich]

@ieatyellow im an athiest and i thought this was funny and gave it a thumbs up.

[BoredInfidel]

@ieatyellow I'm an atheist and I loved it.

[supernatural20122009]

man thats so funny XD haha

[Xboxfanguy]

13 ppl don't moisturize

[SasukeTheRipper]

that's BFBC1 not BFBC2

[Shogunelite]

@SasukeTheRipper Incorrect, play Bad Company 2, Flynn wasn't in the first one.

[PSNDonutDude]

Don;t make this a religious battle! We all know that the superstition of god is not real. I have no idea why some retards still believe that old fairy tale.

[m3gadork]

@PSNDonutDude don't make this a religious battle? lol ignorant hypocrite

[PSNDonutDude]

@m3gadork You're probably a Christian first off. I don't believe my one comment is a battle. Usually a battle consists of two members. The second being yourself, I would come to believe that you are the antagonist of this battle, therefore you sir are the ignorant hypocrite. Despite being atheist, I would very much like peace in the world somewhat, but you are the one trying to find conflict, while I merely asked for the opposite of conflict.

[m3gadork]

@PSNDonutDude I believe in God, but am in fact not a christian. Im calling you a hypocrite because you said "I don't want to start a religious battle," yet you started being an asshole about it. The way I see it, all facts point to SOME kind of universal being that had created anything. You are trying to find peace in the world by accusing the concept of God as being a superstitious fairy tale only believed by retards. You'd have to be retarded yourself to not find that offensive.

[m3gadork]

@PSNDonutDude Also, that doesn't even matter at the moment. This is a hilarious video and we should all just enjoy it.

[PSNDonutDude]

@m3gadork I know it is a funny video that is why I wanted to stop the argument below. I did not think truth, would be offensive. Calling the god story a fairy tale, which when brought to it's root it is. Is the same as denying all proof he does not exist, of which there is plenty. I do not want to fight about it. Because I have my views you have yours. I am not denying yours, just telling you that it is false. My opinion my words. I will not be able to get you to realize the truth, nor will you.

[m3gadork]

@PSNDonutDude That is what i hate about atheists like you. You are all so arrogant and refuse to admit to the facts to your own foolish thoughts on what are "facts." Do some research- many scientists found things proving evidence upon almost everything said in the bible, including things done at the hand of God. I am simply refusing to see the truth because it is in fact NOT the truth. Plus, you'd have to be an idiot not to think someone would get offended by your comment.

[cheesemaster23]

@m3gadork To do good science means to not have a preexisting belief to reinforce. Therefore, a Christian scientist is not. You obviously think "science proves the Bible" because you think the Bible is correct before you read the particular piece of science. You saying that science proves your holy book doesn't make you different from bullshit religions like Islam, or Christianity...oh wait...

Also, offensive doesn't mean incorrect. If it serves to emphasize a point, all the better.

[m3gadork]

@cheesemaster23 Why is it always the racists that give absolutely no evidence to back themselves up, and end up making themselves just look stupid by trying to argue with me simply with insults? Forget I said anything, I don't want to deal with idiots with you. It was offensive AND incorrect.

[effinTRAITOR]

@m3gadork Re-read your comment. Aren't you doing the same thing you're accusing him of? I wouldn't have called you out if you didn't call him racist and an idiot and provided some proof yourself, because you're right about PSNDonutDude for the most part. He was very obviously trying to start shit, but you had an opportunity to end it, and you didn't. You continued the argument, conflicting with your original response. You're the one being hypocritical.

[m3gadork]

@effinTRAITOR maybe. Ill just stop talking...this is just getting annoying...

[STRYKER007SQUAD]

big bong in the sky. wow xD

[zenmotive]

omfg this is some funny shit

[yoshimasterleader]

there two things that a agree with here

1.from what i learned its true that a man who's has been a sinner all his life and is staring face to face with death can admit hes a sinner and accept Jesus as his forgiver and savior and he wont go to Hell . but yeah it so cheep to go that way and i bet you will have a long talk with god and regulations when you die.

2. Good is coffee and donuts with the other guy who hopefully orders the pizza. now thats good.

[ArjenTM]

@yoshimasterleader LOLOL. GOD AND REGULATIONS.

Thank you for that. xD pmsl'd.

[DJ3G3T5]

an i put a firecracker in my neighbers cats ass :'(

[someguywho]

This was all improv too. They just let them talk and they put it in

[mathieucallaert]

wtf i saw some conversations in the game but i never saw such a long concversation in bad company 2

[RedSandStudios]

If you listen to this on headphones you can hear the echoes of their voices off the environment. DICE does some incredible sound editing. Best I have ever heard.

[Exestenz]

@RedSandStudios When you fire your weapons, you can hear the reverberations off nearby objects, and it even sounds like its bouncing off distant stuff too like the mountaints... bloody awesome!

[Ricokz]

@RedSandStudios The problem is that it doesn't work to all people and a lot end up having a bug of super low sound in dialogs... no idea why it happens, but it's stupid..

[AskJoe1]

'hmm... i hear ya'

[Deisy5086]

@Hunter71Omega yea. but for not, he is just wondering why the hell they are talking about sprinkled donuts.

[PurePara1]

big bong in the sky

[RedSandStudios]

"I stole some of you moisturizer." Hahahaha I love this game.

[MASproductionss]

@RedSandStudios And it felt good. I've never moisturized before.

[Deisy5086]

poor marlowe is like WTF

[dennyregova76]

let me be clear this was the game talking not anyone editing it, because this was so hilarious, nice vid please reply to the question

[roninmediaoutlet]

At 1:58 when Sarge starts talking he sounds like James Earl Jones in some of his earlier movies..

[PokeGrape]

Sweets doesnt believe in God? i thought he was the one in bad company 1 who was telling the squad about the 7 Deadly Sins and the 10 Commandments

[Opiuth]

I cracked upp soo much on "coffe and donuts" I think I woke the house... rly good video !! 5/5 with an +!!!

[nomnomKaese]

good is coffee and donuts!

[wrathskateboarding]

hahahaha this was the most amazing thing ever

[gearzfreak14]

lol he put a firecracker up his neighbors cats ass lmfaoooo

[BehindBen]

Where was this?

[JJJer14]

wow

[OMGEddyissoo1337]

"the right path is not hurting someone else"

"WE'RE FUCKED!"

[adrianying]

Oh... little haggard... XD

[jefflukey123]

what the fuck did i just watch because that shit was funny

[moogle68]

when the hell did htis happen :O

[ArtyTheJackal]

One of the many reasons BFBC 2 is better than MW2. The humor.

[theboreduser]

@ArtyTheJackal butmw2 has drama the shooting of roach and ghost

[pwnagexe]

@ArtyTheJackal Bad Company was even better :D

[ArtyTheJackal]

@pwnagexe The fist Bad Company had more humor in it which i like, kinda felt like a better version of Tropic Thunder or something, and im suprised i got so many likes on that comment. Thnx guys.

[OogieBoogieSTK]

Ur FUCKT UrFUCKT... Ur just goin to hell in a handbag LOL

[HedFoneDood]

gawd i need this game...... i want it so bad

[comwedge]

oh man hilarious!!!

[gangsterthomas1000]

lol i heared this in the second to last mission

[uscdrew1]

@gangsterthomas1000 Not to be a grammar nazi, but how in the hell did you just type "heared"? Get some damn sense.

[gangsterthomas1000]

@uscdrew1 oh LOL didn't notice, I'm not English, srry

@gan