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  • No baking skills!? are you serious....

  • i'm pretty sure you guys still live with your moms

  • Ya'll sound gay.

  • AAAAASSSSSSHOLLLLLLLLLLEEESSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSS but youre right about some things.. lol

  • These are all opinions.

    I'm sure right after they made the video they went and had buttsex.

  • just like spunkstalker101 ok two words damb bitchs . u need to get lifes stop on the internet and get a real girlfreind

  • haha you guys are too cute

  • "No baking skills."

    OR, you could get off your lazy asses and make your own food because this isn't 1953 and I'm not your live-in sammich provider.

  • I think they're reasonable. Girls always have crazy lists of characteristics that they want their man to have, why can't guys have lists like that too?

  • "Athleticism" says the guy with the man boobs.

  • both of you are pathetic sexist jerks that obviously have never had gf's. & based on ur description of a perfect girl....your better off just continuing to be gay together.

  • Obviously you both assume that just because someone is overweight that they do not or are not athletic. You both also do the same with people who you say are too skinny, you assume that they do not try to put on weight. Please do not follow sterotypes.

  • Assholes -_-

  • Cuties lol...........

  • number 20 rlly uk you guys do it to.. :) just throw tht out there like rlly?

  • you two will obviously never have girlfriends. lmao

    faggots.

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  • yeah, too bad you're both too ugly to have relevant opinions on this.

    btw, my gaydar's pinging.

  • i really want to kick them in their non-existant balls

  • obviously they've never been in love or deep affection. they wouldn't last very long with many girls. barbies are $20 at Walmart. get one! :)

  • Hahhah u guys r funny

  • "Number 15, girls who expect things!"

    You two bone heads obviously have your "expectations" So why shouldn't we?

  • funny how the two ugliest guys are talking about how woman turn them off..when all i have to do is look at your faces and m now a lesbian :)

  • Girls with no baking skills? If I was to make food it would not be for you. Especially when you are saying that girls need to be athletic. You be athletic stop eating all those brownies.

  • Sexist fools. No one would want to date your fugly asses anyway.

  • I hope that every romantic interest you have sees this video and dumps ur ass.

  • Can they just die.

  • sorry but not all girls go for muscle dummies and think that you no going out playing soccer

    oh and turn off number 1 grow some balls and stop being fucken assbag garentee you wouldent have the fucken balls to say this to a girls face becase you no you would get a fucken punch you have to be jerks to think like this

  • I actually gotta say, as a girl, who is a little soft, who has had a long lasting relationship, in Texas *since everyone seems to think were all stuck in the middle ages* a lot of what these guys are saying is true. A lot! Girls get offended because we dont want to admit it and on average, we want a relationship to be "me me me!!" no. Ok? theres two of you. just saying.

  • turn off #1 your personalitys

  • sexist assholes.

  • Dear @Jbrewersubmissions ,

    1. We want to slap both of you. The guy on the left deserves the hardest slap.

    2. The Cambridge and Princeton shirts are misleading. You guys don't seem to be the sharpest knives in the drawer.

    3. Your total lack of respect for women is repulsive. You'd be lucky to have any woman want you.

    Status: Forever Alone

    Love,

    The Female Population♥

  • Just because some girls aren't athletic doesn't mean we just sit at home all day...being athletic doesn't automatically mean you're outgoing....

  • you guys are idiots -____-

  • Virgins for life.

  • may i punch them in the damn face?

  • ..i'm a girl and i agree with all of this...

  • im not gonna rage at you like everyone else coz ya know im all for feminism and all that but dafuq is with all the raging like?? jeez calm down maybe they were harsh but at least they were were being honest. so yeah and yeah calm down

  • your faces and voices are turn offs..and just piss me off.

  • um..its descusting when guys burp all the time too..

  • You have all these expectations for women but have none for yourselves. you expect us to be perfect body types but are you? You don't place the same expectations on yourselves as you do on women. You men only have to shave your faces; women are expected to shave practically everytyhing accept their heads. You are capable of making your own freeking brownies. Your egos are enormous! Have some humility! You believe in God? where is your humility and grace? why are you being so judjemental?

  • As a girl, I agree but I love watching sports and hate chick flicks. That's me though.

  • is it just me or does anyone else see stevens man boobs when they talk about working out!!!??

  • As a girl I completely agree with you guys!

  • I thought ugly people were supposed to be nice? you guys are just douchebags.

  • I completely understand your point of view & agree with you, but be prepared for what we expect in return.

  • You guys should go out with eachother haha

  • yall ugly anyways...lmao

  • Athletisism? They want girls to be athletic? They have the biggest man tits in the world.

  • yall kinda remind me of douchebags. NO OFFENSE

  • 1) i dissagree i want a girl who plays games and goes out evry now and agen not to go out side forever

  • take urselfs to olive garden

  • lol i burped as you said #23. :)

  • 7) Again, what girls do you date if they aren't willing to go to their guy to see him. Messed.

    8) Lol@RideAHomelessGuy

    9) Material items or acts shouldn't define your relationship. Why do you pay for them?

    10) Everybody has a unique talent. What's yours?

    11) Everyone is jealous and naturally flirts. (Check the quality, babes.)

  • 4) So you're a hypocrite. You want athletic girls who aren't wicked big but you love junk food.

    5) You date weird girls if they wont watch what you wanna watch every once in a while. Like, check the quality of your girls because you (at least the guy in the Princeton shirt ;) ) could do better.

    6) Don't generalize. I've never seen a Walk To Remember or the Notebook... But I still don't wanna watch sports. (why watch this entire game when you could go and play sports and check the scores later?)

  • 1) Girls don't need to be athletic to want to kick the ball around (I don't play sports but I love recreational football)

    2) I believe I cuss a lot when I'm passionate about something. Girls with brains and personalities are the best though.

    3) Don't judge girls just on how they look. You could someday fall in love with a girl who is skinny or big, cause you love her personality. I understand you wanna be attracted to her too, but come on, you never know the kinda shit life will throw at you.

  • Come on girls! Even I'm a girl and I am ashamed by this and can admit, yeah, I have done some of these. Most of the hate comments are probably from girls who are 'hoes' as they put it;) Though, I did go to see my boyfriend more and I rode my bike. He never came to see me -.-

  • What are you! 15 yrs. ? Like really? I think you need to grow up and stop being so shallow!

  • Ha ha,I like how everyone is getting highly offended by this...is it so bad that this is *their* turn-offs?Personally,as a girl,I don't find much wrong with this list of theirs.I find all of these normal.So get all of your heads out of *your* asses and realize this is the reality of a lot of guys.(;

  • A lot of people can't really control their weight, due to slow metabolism or fast metabolism. And guys can shed pounds WAY faster than girls can.

  • You guys are stupid.

  • wtf? baking skills? all the ones b4 were totally reasonable, but baking skills seriously?? i think u guys really need to watch the videos girls make about this sort of stuff

  • Oh my god, these guys make me want to fist someone's asshole. Come on.

  • the guy in the cambridge shirt is a idiot & the guy in the princeton shirt is understandsble and really attractive (:

  • @lithium2beryllium agreed

    

  • wow you two do sure make some high standards... I'm a boy btw and this is just some fucking bullshit.. fucking assholes, respect girls as they are. if you two want that kind of a girlfriend go make a fucking robot! this shit makes me so fucking angry

  • @elinrosable wow. i am so glad to hear a guy say that. and know that not all guys are douche bags like these two. so thank you =D

  • No offence but I don't think any girls are gonna be chasing you two any time soon. Oh who am I kidding, I mean it with 100% offence.

  • i like how you randomly had thoose brownies theree....

    ( :

  • hmmm. well im out cause of my cooking skills lmao

  • Most of these are physical qualities. Plus, not all guys are like you.

  • I think you make some good points, and you have every right to have preferences for who you do and don't want to date. However, every relationship has some give and take, and I don't think making a list of criteria is the way to go about it. This is just opinion, feel free to disagree. I think if you meet someone you truly care about, even if they do some things you don't like, you'll get over it because you appreciate who they are, and they will do the same for you. It goes both ways.

  • thisss isss reallyy annoyingg i understanddd somwthingss but you guysss dont understand......you dont what its likeee being a girll!!!

  • this video is kinda sefish

  • okay wow... if your judging a girl by how much she weights your to full o four self's okay. i am 86 pounds and 5'2 and guess what it was way i am SOME GIRL ARE LIKE THAT THEY CANT HELP IT! think about that.

  • @amber2663 They also said if you're around that way and *6 feet tall*.Listen before you speak.

  • 25.I'm athletic 24.I don't like pain o.o 23.EWW DX 22.My freinds do o.o 21.Ugh me too :/ 20.My freinds do o.o 19.I CAN MAKE SANDWICHES 18.I can watch sports but I wont understand them... 17.wut lol?! 16.Im not clingwrap, Im a human! 15. I expect much o.o but I expect simple things... 14.Then call THEM shady! 13. I can eat! 12. I sing,draw, play piano, and animate! 11.ok wtf XD I am a girl... and those were my thoughts...
  • Does everyone else want to punch them in the face?

  • @flowersalsolive yes! they are fucking stupid! If a girl doesn't want to watch sports with you,,. then Fuck You! Hey bitch I cussed.. does that turn you off..

  • @flowersalsolive I can deal with the one in the princeton shirt, but the other one, he looks like a asshole...

  • girls with no baking skills?? thats overly sexist..learn how to cook your own god damn cookies

  • @MorganLuvsDinosaurs guys like it though. it's not like we demand it or we wont date you if you can't cook or bake, but guys just love when girls bake/cook for them. even if the girl isn't a good cook the fact that she did it for us just makes it even better than if you say "oh i can't cook." not sexists, guys just love food.

  • There right about the Tattoos!!

  • These are the biggest fucking faggots.

  • Obesity and anorexia are diseases it's really unfair to bring them up that way

  • I think wanting one to accept another is already enough to ask for.

    You guys sure hit up the thumbs down popularity though. ;)

  • sexiest pricks. Might as well said "make me a sandwhich"

    

  • guys have to know cars case closed

  • baking? seriously? bake your own brownies. and we can't be fat but you can be? cool, bro. cool.

  • Im sure you can come up with more than 25

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  • i hate when guys drag on what their trying to say,get to the point.other then that,funny,

  • lol, it even pisses me off when girls aren't athletic nor have no skills in the kitchen (PB&J and cereal doesn't count) and I'm a girl. Thank god I have both.

    I find it funny how girls are commenting like "prick" and "douche bag" but girls aren't better because they would make the same video.

    so kudos to you guys for this, much respect :D

  • fuck you ignorant picky asses

  • i thought most of what they said was true. girls are bitches haha. they don't realize how unattractive they are.

  • @iridescentxx girls dont realize how unattractive they are? are you serious? k just b/c youre getting stuck some some ugly one dont mean you can put them all down. but then again i guess if youre a fag theres no problem :)

  • @Stra8tela i'm getting stuck with someone ugly? is that what you were trying to say? and i'm a girl.  so try again.

  • sorry us girls arent perfect for you douche bags. joking or not, you should love and girl no matter what because NO ONE IS PERFECT.

  • you guys should just date each other.

  • found it entertaining and btw im a chick and i didnt find this harsh, good job to u guys

  • Come on, do you guys REALLY go to to Cambridge and Princeton, or are you just trying to look smart with those shirts?

  • kudos to you fellas,very funny,and it has a point! following your channel all the way from london!

  • Wooah, all my fellow vagina owners.. simmer down, they did not threaten to scoop out your dusty uterus. This is a list of their opinions, the video wasn't entitled A List of Things That I Will Say to Please You Because You're a Hormonal Bitch. Who gives a fuck if they're hot or not? It doesn't even begin to make sense when you say they can't have standards because they're ugly, ugly people can't be opinionated? You are living proof that anal sex is not an effective form of birth control.

  • First of all both of you are faggots, probably together, and you both need to shut the fuck up because you have no idea what you are talking about. Your both ugly as fuck and need to shut up.

  • i completely agree with the both of you on all those things

  • so the whole thing with the hoe ok i get it but most of the time it is the other way around

  • @cheetahchick155 Same here and I'm a girl to

  • you guys arnt even that cute aand your telling us girl what you dont like about us. You prob dont even have a gf!

  • @03pinkconverse you are so right i mean what is up with the cruls

  • can a girl be curvy and still be athletic bc i am hahaha

  • lol this made me laugh when that guy in the red when he was like "no fat chick"

  • I like how they're wearing contradicting university shirts...

  • I hold guys to the same standards as I hold girls.

    If a guy has no cooking skills, it raises the same amount of annoyance as if a girl had no cooking skills.

  • i honestly agree with most of this stuff hahaa im a girl and i see my friends do some of it and yet all the guys want to hang with me and not themm.. its funny how girls try so hard to impress guys when really their just turning them offf.

  • I agree with most of this stuff...but a lot of it goes for guys too! I will work my ass off at the gym, as long as you do too :) and the baking thing is pretty goddamn sexist, but I mean ANYONE CAN BAKE. It is pretty much the easiest thing ever and if you want brownies so badly, go to the store bitch! Although Im nice enough that I might actually do it...cause its kind of fun...but some people really cant bake or shouldnt even be near a kitchen...ever. Like my friend who set KD on fire...

  • Hate to say it, but most of these reasons are understandable. Girls are major hypocrites. As for the whole fat thing, it's not EVERY guy that feels that way. It's just their type. An athlete is gonna wanna go out and do things. If the guy you like is an athlete, it should just already be known that he will want to do strenuous things. Not that hard to understand. I'm just saying.

  • Why's everyone calling them shallow and arrogant? I'm a girl and these things piss me off when I see other girls who are my friends do it too; it's why most of my friends are guys. If you didn't come here expecting them to be honest then why the hell'd you even come here? If you want a guy's POV then you've gotta stop thinking from a girl's. Simple as that.

  • you guys are so bogus. LOL. and trust me your not hot.

  • Why are there so many dislikes? These are all reasonable -_- I hate how girls think they have a freaking golden ticket to be hypocrites.

  • Come on girls, get off your high horse, a lot of the things they say is true, and I agree with it. However, boys, you'll have to hold up your end of the deal, we do something you do something, give and take is the key. ;)

  • Why are men so hard to please

  • Charming, guys just being guys, but don't forget 'who' really wears the pants, heh heh...

  • i honestly agree with you 2 and im a girl but alot of the things their saying are true...like the lying about things to make you look cool, watching the notebook over football(football is better) and alot of other things

  • you guys look gay .

  • you guys like are acting like you know everything when i bet you guys have never had gfs!

  • wow spare me

    go get girlfriends then talk

  • @awesomeness5217 LOL

     if you wanna go throw the football do it with your guys ... women dont care.

  • ya'll are both kind of fat... so don't even talk about a girl being athletic.

  • hmm I have to say being athletic does not really matter... If you want to go out and do something then that's fine. You can still do something athletic with someone who's no good with sports.

  • So what you're saying is you're single?

  • i hav non against these 2 boyz (yes im a girl) b cause these guys r fucking hot but these boyz do say offensive things plus the fact tht they r being total hypocrites

  • And girls dnt like guys w/ HUGE EYEBROWS!!!!

  • Olive Garden??? Seriously?? Yeah, that's fine dining there...

  • you guys really seem like great catches! I bet you get laid all the time with this sexist, hypocritical bullshit. And orange t-shirt, yeah, you should probably lay off those baked goods anyhow....

  • Girls with no baking skills? How about guys with no automotive mechanic knowledge?

    Perfectly cool that you guys are expressing your opinion, and I both respect and agree with a lot of it, but a lot of your points relate to both sexes, which makes your video moot: fat v. skinny, athleticism, expecting things, no talents/skills, skanks/flirting, etc.

    Eh, cool vid., but next time, try not to be so cocky and arrogant - it's kind of a HUGE turn-off. Not attractive.

  • I don't understand all the hate to this vid. They're just expressing their opinion. If you don't want to hear their opinion don't need to watch. They make some valid points on here.

  • Lol, these two would love me

  • u guys just probay wanna get layed lame azz niggaz need to go get a job n stop bein sooo damn GAY!

  • you guys are so gay!!

  • ride a homeless guy.. hahaha

  • #13 is my favorite i LOVE food :P

  • Ur sitting at home doing nothing talking about girls but you should try to go get ur slut girls are girls there not going to change themselfs for You!

  • where r ur tattos???

  • You know, girls post these shallow ass videos allllllllllllll the time, talking about what they want in a man physically and shit. Men are fine with it, and laugh about it and have a good time, but ohh, when guys joke around and sarcastically say what they like and don't like in women, they go off and rant and get all bitchy about it. just chill, don't let these douch bags get to you. it's no big deal. youll live.

  • You sexist bastards

    it's not all girls idiots

    One thing worth more than 10000000 things annoy me about *you* guys

    ABSOLUTLY NO BRAINS

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  • Wow, I really liked you other videos... but this just made you guys seem like douches.

  • ahaha , your excepting stuff. your expecting girls to be perfect and to not be fat or to be athletic. when not anyone perfect. this is one of the major piss off for girls, be all stuck up. Guys if you actually want to get a girlfriend then you have to learn not to be a dick and you have to treat your girl right and if you actually love her you will do anything just to see her.

  • this is what pisses girls, men saying all this shit,

  • Girls that are not athletic? You both have bigger titties than I do.

  • Bushy eyebrows: HUGE TURNOFF.

  • I am not athletic at all and I bet I get laid more than you do.

  • holy shit. this is SO FUNNY. not because they're just "so right" but because i've never met two such big douchebags... who obviously have NO FUCKING IDEA how big of douchebags they are. for god's sake, they're wearing cambridge and princeton t-shirts. i SINCERELY doubt they attend either of those, but either way... HELLO ASSHOLES get over yourselves! good luck finding a girl who has all these characteristics... and more, who is both blind and deaf and can therefore tolerate you...

  • I agree with them on the chick romance movies,I find those type of movies so tiring and they always seem to be the same plus that am a teenage girl!........my mom says it's not normal

  • Chill people :P

    I'm a girl and this isn't offensive. I don't see the big deal :P

  • Saw the guys in this video, automatically new the guy on the left was a douche bag because he looks like one, the guy on the right sounds gay and is a faggot, so i posted this comment, hit the dislike button, and MOVED ON!!!

  • hahaha!!! some of the stuff here is so funny!! i agree with like most of it escpecially the tv one I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS WANNA WATCH CHIC FLICKS!!!!!!! even though i'm a girl though i have a habit of burping A LOT totally agree with heaps of the stuff you said

  • Stumbled on this video. LOL at the hate comments. You guys do know its THEIR channel and they can voice THEIR opinions. And that this video was made 11 MONTHS ago.

  • i'd rather go on a date to Mcdonalds in my sweatpants than go to a fancy dinner in a dress.

  • Oh wow! You guys must get a loooooot of action

  • hahahah this is hilarious

  • Thank god that I do some of the things that you think are annoying and a turnoff..I won't get a guy like you.

  • I. love. this.

  • HAHAHA! you MUST be trolling! i mean, if this is real... man talk about forever alone xP What position are you guys in to be setting standards?! funniest bs i've seen in a LONG time

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • What a coincidence! Same things turn/piss girls off about guys. In my country.

  • Not gonna lie, this list cracks me up.

  • ok

  • Top 3 things that are not right wat they sed

    1.if u wanna be with that girl ur supposed to watch eachothers movies

    2.if ur not a gentleman......then sure...we'll take u guys to "olive garden" instead of u "guys"!

    3.everyone is born with a talent and if u dont like it then u dont have to be with her!!!duughhh!!!!!

  • You two are so judgmental..