I LOVE YOU ALL, my life has changed since my brother made me know of your channel. He is 20, I am 29: from his college to my office, your videos are timeless cult.
My uncle and me do that all the time. Hit a bar on the outskirts of Miami and fuck up little kids sandcastles on South Beach. Cubans do stuff like that.
0:30 after he tried to kill himself, that's right he wasn't actually dead yet, they called an ambulance, and when they were inside the ambulance with the suicidal idiot, the paramedic asked them "Hey, do you wanna see a brain?" They replied "Sure dude!" Blood splattered all over their faces, not just from the guy who attempted suicide, but from the suicidal paramedic.
Not anymore! xD
Evgen1192 1 day ago in playlist 5secondfilms - Collected Works 1
0:19 that must've been awkward
hc048013 1 day ago
I reeeaalllllllyyyy didn't need to see that second one...
mgsfan15 4 days ago
I didn't know tequila made you racist! This explains alot.
JKJ1900 4 days ago
The baby one was my favorite.
UFOJockey 4 days ago
do they have to destroy the black kids' sand castle?
mrhenk007 4 days ago
We all know that one guy who's still laughing at the end...
soccrgrl25 1 week ago in playlist 5secondfilms - Collected Works 1
WOW! these videos are amazing!
simozonelayer 1 week ago in playlist 5secondfilms - Collected Works 1
The song name is "El Mariachi Loco"
Anthony755 1 week ago
The song?
DatCookeh 2 weeks ago
i bet those two were drinking tequila
MASTER1LINK 2 weeks ago
time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted.....
warrennguyen08 3 weeks ago
song at the beginning?
spoogeling 4 weeks ago
Welp... It's time to blow Jay. Good day, sir.
xkennyPLx 1 month ago
Haha, im making music by clicking 0:21 repeatedly
Vincent3095 1 month ago
pretty much like 4chan
jukkari13 1 month ago
Holy shit! The first one really took me off guard
LongJohnsonn 1 month ago
O: , D: , XD
coolbionicle 1 month ago
hey kids, wanna see a dead body
- sure dude....
-shot-
-D:
esmegmaaa 1 month ago
"Well,it looks like your pregnant."
"Yes;eight months."
"Well, not anymore!"
"AAAAAHHHHHH"
*wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa*
coltsfan50 1 month ago
...You know I actually know this song... I really like it...
MrRebelLuna 1 month ago
Hey you wanna see a dead body?
Commit suicide in front of a mirror cuz i aint doing it hehehe
Peetfighter 1 month ago
Nice choice for the song in the beginning of video, El Mariachi Loco!
AKT93S 2 months ago
I want to see more of that girl at the beach
xI0GAMER0Ix2 2 months ago
@xI0GAMER0Ix2 pedobear approves you :D
ErIkOsSsS 1 month ago
0:39 pause and look at the guy to the far right
shatehumorDC 2 months ago
@shatehumorDC He's laughing LOL
How did u catch that?
GiveADogABohnel5 1 month ago
its funny because i thought
Its probably a balloon
then i looked at his hand and saw a needle
coincidence? I THINK NOT!
MexicanxIcexPak 2 months ago
ahhhahah i laughed so hard on the first one and my stitches in my mouth ripped!
nathanturnerful 2 months ago
OMFGROTFLOL!
lovedogful 2 months ago
@lovedogful ROFLMAOXD
LWStupidus 1 month ago
love how they wreck the black kids castle lol
cormag1994 2 months ago
I love how during casualties of war the one kid that doesn't get blood splatter on him keeps dancing LOL
ChandlerAI 3 months ago
"Wasting your time, but not very much" - unless your watching ALL 5second films at once...
Djezminka 3 months ago
I think im in miami bitch who have been a better song
TheDan3209 3 months ago
That first one was a bit messed up....
Just a bit...
GrimylX 3 months ago 5
so over 100000 people are going to jail then...
deadindogyears 3 months ago
@deadindogyears 100,000 innocent people no less... so what's new in America?
danloony555 2 months ago
too bad they cancelled it. blowjay the whale was one of my favourite shows
craterblast 4 months ago 23
0:37 What's with the dude on the right?
Arguingwithmyself1 4 months ago
@Arguingwithmyself1 He reminds me of me watching porn
chase21592 2 months ago
"WARNING! It is a Federal Crime to watch this compilation of Banned shorts from 5secondfilms."
...
*enters "repeat" before youtube in url bar*
tinagetchel 4 months ago
Ok I need a mail box with no back...!
pinonoir302 4 months ago
"Wasting your time, but not very much" my ass. I've been watching these things for 2 hours now.
CommanderCooper 4 months ago 260
This has been flagged as spam show
I LOVE YOU ALL, my life has changed since my brother made me know of your channel. He is 20, I am 29: from his college to my office, your videos are timeless cult.
pincherlemoravia 4 months ago
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pincherlemoravia 4 months ago
Blow Jaaaayyyy alriiiiggghhtt
Raveninety9 4 months ago
My uncle and me do that all the time. Hit a bar on the outskirts of Miami and fuck up little kids sandcastles on South Beach. Cubans do stuff like that.
RABJAB619 4 months ago
Best ones so far lol
noahsark50 4 months ago
why is "how to breastfeed" in the suggestions? :/
macandfriends 5 months ago in playlist 5secondfilms - Collected Works 1
Best.
Dad.
Ever.
TheMetallkylling 5 months ago in playlist 5secondfilms - Collected Works 1 3
The first one had me laughing for at least 10 minutes!!! XD
CripShat27 6 months ago
The name of that song is El Mariachi Loco Quire Bailar- which translates to the Crazy Mariachi Wants to Dance... frankly I can't blame him.
NakedEmperor032 6 months ago
0:37 three guys. two horrified. the third one with epic face
Wardudeftw 6 months ago
0:19 OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHA
Davax55 7 months ago
Most awesomeness 5secondfilm EVER !!!
jaystyles007 7 months ago
Mariachi loco FTW !!! VIVA EL MARIACHI !!!
DanTheManFromTexas 8 months ago
LOOOOOL @ hobo
MyNameLeonIs 8 months ago
It's my dick in a (post) box!
GeneralAlphaShark 10 months ago in playlist 5secondfilms - Collected Works 1
Pfft, homeless people can't afford guns...
romeosevendelta 11 months ago
anyone know the song at the very beginning ?
hogo1 1 year ago
i wanna see more of that girl screaming with mexican music playing...
TheAquamanTom 1 year ago 261
@TheAquamanTom pedophile
chinchilla851 7 months ago
@chinchilla851 mexican pedophile sorry
chinchilla851 7 months ago
@TheAquamanTom u a perve bro?
KingHobum 7 months ago
@KingHobum I forgot the destroying more shit part.
TheAquamanTom 7 months ago
@TheAquamanTom are you pedrobear
TheHamhamman 6 months ago
@TheHamhamman What its funny watching kids run around and wreak havoc on others let alone with liquor
TheAquamanTom 6 months ago 2
@TheAquamanTom lolwut :D
TheHamhamman 6 months ago
@TheAquamanTom pedo?
SC0TTISHLEPRECHAUN 5 months ago
@SC0TTISHLEPRECHAUN so if you'r 18+ you cant watch kids anymore? that mentality is really stupid u should get help for be thinking all day about that
crawling211 4 months ago
@TheAquamanTom I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.
DusselDorke 2 months ago
@TheAquamanTom pedo
JaredPwneded 2 months ago
@TheAquamanTom I demand a 10 hour version
jimmyvon789 1 month ago
@TheAquamanTom so does pedobear
MiiNDLeSSMight 3 weeks ago 9
@TheAquamanTom *pedobear approves*
HKiiNsAnE 3 days ago 2
0:30 after he tried to kill himself, that's right he wasn't actually dead yet, they called an ambulance, and when they were inside the ambulance with the suicidal idiot, the paramedic asked them "Hey, do you wanna see a brain?" They replied "Sure dude!" Blood splattered all over their faces, not just from the guy who attempted suicide, but from the suicidal paramedic.
Kingcobra752 1 year ago
Blowjay the whale was a great show...why do they have to cancel it?
iamhungey12345 1 year ago
omg the laugh at the end of of special delivery was the greatest thing ever filmed
PaciFistProductions 1 year ago 3
last one sold it
Bizazah 1 year ago
0:16 - 0:17
The mailbox is not on its "pole".
DoS37 1 year ago
@DoS37 he wouldn't have noticed, half asleep untill... well
oblivrulz 1 year ago
Haha i love the guy on thr right after he shoots himself. :DDDDD
MisterCaptainDamnit 1 year ago 2
0:30 - 0:37 (i must have watched this 50 times over and over again)
bryan12294 1 year ago
can we have a compilation of all the films with the blonde chick?
jimmyboy3664 1 year ago 3
ITS TIME FOR BLOWJAY,BLOWJAY -BEEEEEEEEEEEEP- LOLLLLLLLLL
uberhaxor69 1 year ago
lol @ 0:22 epic face
martindanny 1 year ago
SPECIAL DELIVERY :D :D :D
haluska538 1 year ago
0:20 Edward Cullen and Jacob Black in 10 years.
FellPonyz 1 year ago
Why they are ruining the sand castles of black kids ?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
therealJQB321 1 year ago
His reaction at 0:22 was priceless.
123freshcope321 1 year ago
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thatssoawkward 1 year ago
0:16 is f*cked up
6spongey98 1 year ago
They got 0:30 from Explosm comics. Or maybe it's popular. I don't know.
ZippyRagu 2 years ago
0:25 the best =D
V3rSuS043 2 years ago
magic trick O_O
o.m.gosh...
yanil 2 years ago 3
hey kids want to see a dead body. SURE DUDE bang guy to the right XD
digitalkiller47 2 years ago
the best one
thekidwiththefro 2 years ago
0:37 ROFL the one to the right :D
BaconGod94 2 years ago
it's not funny at all, i think this this video was sexy.
(i mean look at her belly, it's huge and she's so darn sexy!)
Pedrewthemegatard 1 year ago
me at :14
@(O.o)@
tmanblastyahoocom 2 years ago
the one at 0:16 is messed up
into549 2 years ago
0:30 the best!
cloverfawkes 2 years ago
:21 hahahahaha
tiebs22 2 years ago
"its time for blowjay blowjay the whale!!"
LMAO
joeysora825 2 years ago 3
whats that song at the begining?
Kmanflyaway 2 years ago
el mariachi loco
muzakx 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
first one was pure evil and was pretty weird
second one was just plain wrong
third wasnt too bad
SciFiClide 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wanna see a dead body?
Yeah
BANG!!
LOL
LordVurtax 2 years ago 60
LMFAO
kaylabelles 2 years ago
Thats awesome!
drumjunkie13 2 years ago
ALL OF MAY FAVORITES.. except the BLOW WHALE
moaskcage 2 years ago
got almost all my favourites
FarfadetRoux 2 years ago
The irresponsible trio is my favorite.
sean0395 2 years ago 2
its tio, witch means uncle in Spanish.
sheep334 2 years ago 2
@sean0395 It's actually Irresponsible Tío, which means Uncle in Spanish. Hence the girl with the dude, and the Mexican music.
DEC0042 1 year ago 107
@DEC0042 It could also mean "dude"!
charlyglasgow 1 year ago
Blowjay the whale may just be replaced by AssFace the Jackal
NarrowSightsFilms 2 years ago
LOL HAHA
Altiar24 2 years ago
omfg that was wrong!
biggitydiddity 2 years ago
lol
VcnShadow 2 years ago