Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - Avenue Q - Original Broadway Cast

[CharmCaster1234]

Hey! Dogs are colorblind!

[LessatheLioness]

Personally I like how you mixed the two. It was done very well!

[TheMusicalNight]

Avenue Q. Very educational. :3

[RegulusStarSeed]

can you be racist? when you got 3 diferent races mixed together

[nonononoey]

@RegulusStarSeed EVERYONE! is a little bit racist :D I'm black and can be racist to blacks to. BUT only a little

[zachesmith]

I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI! I died there.

[mjclrMatt]

BTW: I am not a mexican bus boy I am a canadian-chinese-japanese kid in America

[mjclrMatt]

your a little bit racist and I'm a little bit too. duh of course everyone sometimes are always a little bit racist

[bulkforce5]

people who are 'a little bit racist' obviously haven't spent enough time around blacks and Hispanics.

[jmadi89]

when i saw a jewish queer with his fist halfway up his brown puppet i thought this play was going to be about rahm emanuel

[RedSkyGod999]

I CANT EVEN GET A TAXI

[potsiiscool]

I love how jolly the black woman is when she says "I can't even get a taxi"

[PoppyProductions24]

I say that to my friends now, regularly. I FIND THAT RACIST!

[artisticleech]

I just love hearing that asian women sing.Especially in this bit.

[josue57999]

Im a mexican bus boy and i find this funny somehow.

[EEVEEwolf1]

It's true us whites do have most of the power. But then again "everyones a little bit rasist"

[breeeezyt]

hahah this is so weird

[xtheoneandonlyabbyx]

@boinx1234 There's a spot in the lower right hand corner that looked like my computer screen was going out. Nothing to do with the video itself. lol

[boinx1234]

@xtheoneandonlyabbyx

Oh - that was a logo from the video software that was annoying, so I tried to make it less obtrusive. Sorry if it confused you!

[xtheoneandonlyabbyx]

@xtheoneandonlyabbyx It's all good. I realized it after a second, it was just that initial shock that got to me.

[Calzified]

"But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?"

"Well sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!"

Hell, I'm Polish and I laughed at that.

[ForgetfullyForgotten]

"I can't even get a taxi!"

I fell out of my chair laughing.

[1412Birthday]

@ shamamalama Sama ur racist too :P

[ShamamalamaSama]

I find this a little bit racist.

[charminstud1]

wait, im confused, are they for kids cuz im getting mixed vibes

[b05620]

@charminstud1 NO... lol

[baciu14]

its funny cuz everything the say its true

[blackroseanime00]

Sadly this is true. How many times have I heard "stupid obese America" and how many times did I accidentally put my foot in my mouth and unintentionally insult my friend from Bangladesh. :l

[thedreamingkids]

SO TRUE

[anteil95]

Isn't the woman the woman in scrubs' "My Musical"? She fall and later she heard everyone at the hospital singing.

[gdariusman]

there was this program on tv on the discovery channel and they was talking about your family tree, and they took DNA from like over 100 people and each one had african in them, and some people even found out they were asian even tho they look completely white lolz,

[nairners1986]

@MrJrousey Erm it was an evolutionary, with a colder climate you're futher away from the sun therefore there's less vitamin D, so we gradually changed to white to be able to absorb more.

Doesn't really matter, song is freaking hilarious.

[vampirepunk24]

idk I don't agree with this as I am a lot bit racist.

[zaniakable]

freeze it at 2:47 look at the guys face.lol

[zaniakable]

Jesus was black, Jesus was white, Jesus was black, Jesus was white, Jesus was jewish

[nikgrisi80]

The jews has all the money and the white has all the power and im always at the taxi cab with driver who no shower...bwahahah so so so true and so so so funny...bwahahaha

[Hyperdog456]

In the British version Gary is played by a man and he insults the French

[Hyperdog456]

All true in school I hated people who were racist to the oriental but I was more than happy to insult Americans

[Gangu1307]

Jesus WAS jewish...!!!

[Be1smaht]

I wish I could JUST SEE the puppets or the human... but not both. ALSO Y does the Black character not have a puppet. RACISM!?!?!?! lol

[Be1smaht]

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooove this. BECAUSE ITS SOOOOO True. We're all racist.

[browncoatkevin]

Christmas Eve gets the funniest lines ^__^

[gdariusman]

there really isnt a race if u know about science.

fun fact: all humans came from Africa, like it or not , dont believe me then look it up.

my skin is white because over time people of Africa migrated out to more colder climates and skin changed... hope this helps u :} everybody has african in ther DNA

[boinx1234]

@gdariusman

It's definitely not about science. It's about people's ideas on race and how they view other people that they consider to be of a different race - regardless of science.

[Sirakis]

@boinx1234 Its both science and sociology. Skin color is just different amounts of vitamin K (science) Race is defined as a socially and culturally constructed concept people created (sociology) there. the best of both worlds.

[ztslovebird]

@gdariusman Race has never been about science. People have just tried to use science to justify race. It's all about sociology; "you are not like me in every way, so I will not like you or anyone remotely like you" and such. And it's been around for about as long as we've had communication.

[MrJrousey]

@gdariusman The only way populations of a certain species can change is through the process of natural selection. How would the change from white to black skin make an organism more fit? If what you are saying is true then white skin would just have been a natural genetical variation. How could a cold climate change skin color? Dumb ass...

[gdariusman]

@MrJrousey

first dont call me a " dum ass" because i wasnt even insulting you nor comment to u, and skin color can change over a long period of time "evolution." people in Africa have darker skin and less hair because Africa is mostly desert and often hot all year long and darker skin is a natural sun block, as there was no need for hair.

[MrJrousey]

@gdariusman And how do they know we were black in the first place? Your argument is completely unsubstantiated.

[MrJrousey]

@gdariusman Race is a matter of logic; not science.

[94XJ]

@gdariusman And we all have the same coloring in our skin, just more or less of it. The big thing about race isn't the science, it's how people have adapted and behave differently based on the people around them. DNA is half the story. You have to admit that our behaviors differ greatly and THATS where race really comes in to play. Nature/nurture and all that stuff.

[bandgeekk14]

@gdariusman Not all studies show that.

[xoticLezPride]

@gdariusman Either way, it doesn't matter. The point is, "everyone's a little bit racist", contempt is the proper word for it! That's our human nature, to fear. It's how you act on it is when it defines your character as negative or positive.

[DropKickToSociety]

@gdariusman Though Africa was the starting point of humans doesn't mean we were black. Scientist havent concluded what the climate was like back then for all we know we could have all started out white.

[brawlerboy2121]

@gdariusman middle east and aisa is where most of the world cam from breh

[ajli187]

@gdariusman yes, that's like saying if my right hand got cut off, my kids will be born without a right hand.... if you're going to bring science into it, learn about skin pigment, basic genetics (usually taught in HS biology), natural selection, and don't use words like race, but species and sub-species...

[MYPOSTINGCAREERcom]

@gdariusman here's the deal...it really doesn't help at all because it's mindless PC gibberish

[philipheidkamp]

@gdariusman not according to ancient alien theorie

[firedeathtiger]

@gdariusman actually we came from the mesopotamia area in Asia I believe = P

[shikidaman]

she never clearly states there not related... lol

[FAITHandLOGIC]

7 people can't get a taxi.

[MuppetVoicesAndMore]

Lame how you mixed the poor version with the high quality version.

[boinx1234]

@MuppetVoicesAndMore

What's lame about it? The footage from the audience that I removed was mainly in wide long shots, and the actor's faces were washed out. Why wouldn't you want to see them close up and clearer?

[MmazingGirl123]

I can't wait to do this show!

[cheeto37]

@MmazingGirl123 ??

[Sylocat]

Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true.

Unfortunately, some people are MORE than a little bit racist.

And, if we could all face up to the fact that everyone's a little bit racist, it would make it much easier to tell those who are just a little bit racist from those who are really racist and whose racism does actual harm to actual people.

[DavidSSabb]

"Brian buddy where ya been, the term is Asian-American" Theatre Alliance here in Winston-Salem is doing Avenue Q next year, I can't WAIT to see it!

[MelodyTheHedgehog456]

why is this song so funny yet terrible at the same time?!

[austinthebookworm5]

@MelodyTheHedgehog456

terrible? please explain

[CalicoKitteh]

Now there was a fine black guy.

Who?

Jesus Christ

Gary...Jesus was white

No, Jesus was black

No, Jesus was white.

Guys guys, Jesus was Jewish.

XD LOVE THAT! <3

[xqcourtney]

I went to the international thespian festival this year, and a school did this show. It was AMAZING and HILARIOUS. I was kinda disappointed they didn't sing "the internet's for porn", but it's a high school festival so they did "the social life is online". They kept this unchanged though (:

[biblegal10]

Man, there was a vid on here with this song to clips of Avatar the Last Airbender, but it's gone now. 

[TheRunningblade]

the ending just kills me lol

[jpurduethe]

this is the cartoons you watch as a kid wen your a red neck so i had to watch this growing up

[dragonpro3]

Jesus was Jewish xD gets me every time xD lolz

[ThePooeater2]

"And we all laugh because they're based on truth" If there is one true thing in the media,it's that. xD

[ilovetheatre13]

@captintaco0001 Stereotypical Asians mix up their "r's" and "l's"

[SouthernPoint52]

Recyceribers!

[yusiefoodo555]

lol "thinking spanish busboys should learn how to speak god damn english"

[imsoninja]

I love John! I remember him from the Disney Channel! So cute! Ann was the best Christmas Eve!

[imsoninja]

I love John! I remember him from the Disney Channel! So cute!

[StupidWiz]

This is so~ funny because it's so~ true.. haha xD

[captinTaco0001]

she said," everyones a RITTLE bit LACIST" what the duce is up wit that?

[jmalpwns56]

wow. this show teaches important core values like togetherness, and not committing hate crimes.....in the WORST ways possible hah

[darkdani45]

That's disturbing.

[MrMaestroMario]

4 people won't admit they're a little bit racist

[ActingBug28]

You gotta love this song!!

[FangFiftyFive]

The puppeteers are pretty good, but the acting of everyone else is just awful.

[church113]

why have you mixed the view version and the bad camera version?

[boinx1234]

@church113

Because the version on "The View" was heavily censored. I wanted to post the complete version.

[MadMunky20k]

@boinx1234 So "The View" gave it the 4Kids treatment.

[boinx1234]

@MadMunky20k

Yeah, they cut out a lot of the funniest stuff.

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

There are two things I hate in this world. One is people who are prejudice against others for their race, and the other thing I just can't stand is all those Mexicans jumping our border.

[TheDerekneseEmporer]

@MySpaceBarsBroken0o Isn't that contridicting yourself?



[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

@TheDerekneseEmporer lol I meant it as a joke so yes I did contradict myself.

[Taurexor]

Arent these people swedes?

[Swmmr89]

@Taurexor No. The writers and performers are mainly Americans.

[Taurexor]

@Swmmr89 Ye, my bad. Sry :)

[MultiPearl007]

"Hey what are you guys laughing about?"

"Racism!"

"Cool!"

[MultiPearl007]

i loved how the audience laughed after they said that ethnic jokes are based on truth.

[iamhot06]

THE RECYCURABURRS!

[TheLittlebut]

Jesus waz white!!

No im sure Jesus waz black!

NO Jesus...... waz Jewish

LMAO Gotta love tht part.

[MajinGatomon]

Yeah. Much better to hear the uncensored version. How useless to censor a song about stopping the Political correctness ^^

[waterwind2266]

@MajinGatomon On "The View", no less.

[TheLittlebut]

this is soooo funny. im stilol in tears 4rom yesterday!!! lmao i also like TLK // "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" // its the same but still very funny

[perrymedlin]

@MsKazz54 why would they? There are songs out there that are way worse than this that get played on radios and tv stations all the time.

[tupelohoney2000]

Guys,guys, Jesus was Jewish. Hahahaah I told my friends this, they thought I was crazy.

[im903yearsold]

@tupelohoney2000

ha ha! thee ignarents ov sum peepal! ;)

[imahappykid100]

so whats the point of the puppets if your lips are still moving with the puppet

[boinx1234]

@imahappykid100

They're not ventriloquists. The puppeteers are visible, but not meant to be the focus.

[imahappykid100]

@boinx1234 oh ok i see.

[smithn7790]

@imahappykid100

why the hell not? Puppets are fun.

[MissBarghest]

Because if it was human actors it would actually be pretty lame. But with puppets it seems more realistic.

[Swmmr89]

@MissBarghest Actually the reason for the puppets is because if they used just people the controversies wouldn't have been as easily accepted.

[Cerberuswaltz]

@imahappykid100 It's called having an imagination. Obviously, you've never been to a musical, because you get so sucked in... and if you don't then... well, then again, no imagination.

[53tgh1]

@imahappykid100 the reason is that if you have seen Avenue Q there are a few (or 1) sex scenes, which is forbiden on stages to be done with humans.

[joannadreamer]

this is so true :P HAHAHA! saw the show just last night and haven't laughed so much ever!

[jaybo1996]

"I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI!!!" I lol'd for a good minute straight.

[jimmymac3030]

hahah yeh!!!



[Coronadogrl]

Hey James.....enjoying the musical haha?

[ChicagooTed]

I cant even get a taxi!

[silverthehedgielover]

why is the original broadcast different lines from the one on the one on the TV?

[boinx1234]

@silverthehedgielover

It was censored on "The View."

[silverthehedgielover]

@boinx1234 oh

[drneno100]

why is the black charcter called "gary coleman" played by a women?

[boinx1234]

@drneno100

Because Gary was so small and childlike, even as an adult, that a man wouldn't have worked.

Plus, it's funnier.

[nicmic42]

@boinx1234 i heard it was because Gary never got back to them about doing the production, but this was probably another factor and if not the only. haha and yes, it is funnier :D

[nicmic42]

@boinx1234 whoops i meant to say what i heard was probably just a rumor lol

[spongersurfer]

@boinx1234

When i saw it, Gary was a man, i think it just depends whos on and when.

[KunoichiWolf]

@boinx1234 Although they do use a man later. :( The girl is better.

[FlowerEmblem]

@drneno100

One person commented that they were originally going to give the role to the original Gary Coleman (he's dead now, btw), but for some reason he couldn't and they were going to change the character (to a blond woman, apparently) but because another woman auditioned well (Natalie Venetia Belcon), they decided to keep Gary's character and give her his part. He wanted to sue them after, though.

[sirdavallen3]

2 people are not racist.

[Nani101]

I feel like Avenue Q should be mandatory viewing for those who are entering into adulthood. They have so many amazing lessons for everyone!

[Dustehue928]

I think The Broadway cast and West End cast is equal except Gary, the Broadway actress is better

[appleguy1804]

great editing ;D

[Ruinedbad]

Can someone tell me the airplane joke?

[DarkestAngel624]

Pandas are the least racist animals. They're white, black, and asian ;)

[TheHeroHartmut]

@DarkestAngel624 They do hate Mexicans, though.

[CuteyErin1]

u always forget the people are their its soo good XD

[RandallmaeRises]

GREAT editing job! Bravo!

[cryptidlover101]

NO! PANDAS AREN'T RACIST!

[soso104]

Evelyone's a rittle bit lacist!

[AngelaAndColin]

The jews have all the money!

and the White has all the power...

and i'm always in taxi cabs with driver who no shower!

LOL i luv that part

[xanimaxed]

isnt the one who plays Princeton the one in Playhouse Disney's "Johnny and the Sprites" ??

[JadotheShadow]

@xanimaxed Yes, yes it is. He will never escape the puppets!!

[Blackswatman99]

best broadway show ever

[Midnight7716]

Everybody's a riddle bit laceist! X3 LOL! They're so funny!! XD

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

The guy that does Princeton's voice....is very attractive(to me at least)

lol, he kinda distracts me from the puppet.

[GaelicFreak]

@KOSMOSandTELOS Yes, John Tartaglia is VERY distracting. XD

[Angie2343]

That's Stephanie D'Abruzzo, who is a Sesame Street muppeteer.

[Petpatrol2]

Just saw this show yesterday with the off broadway cast... I'm surprised to say I thought they were even better than what this video shows of the original cast! I mean, the original cast is great too, but the off broadway cast really flowed together great and delivered alot of the lines with better comic timing

[Necromasty]

this is amazing

[v1de0gamr]

I thought Princeton believed Kate and Trekkie were related because they had the same last name? Or isn't "Monster" their last name?

[MissMiffed]

I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI!

[AngelaAndColin]

@MissMiffed You damn know it!!!

[LMA629]

@MissMiffed LMAO that's my favorite part

[marioluigidudes1]

(I can't believe I remember this)  Isnt the guy with the puppet from Zomboomafoo????

[Ryuzaki4Ever]

wait wasn't that dude from johny and the sprits? XD i'm so slow

[Ksmicer]

very nice editing!! i saw like 3 different videos put together into one. it flows really well and u got the best sound quality overall with the best parts of each video. really great works. you mustve worked hard on this if you made it. best vid for this ive seen

[evilsmallkid]

Gary in this song is quite disappointing. "He" has almost no energy at all in my opinion. That's just what I think, though.

[soccerr8000]

Smoooooth Transitions. Good job!

[kaarlitheschipperke]

Dang now I have that song stuck in my head but I love it

[8BitFox]

best musical EVER

[bobjfs]

What gets me is both the puppeteers are acting both through their own expressions and those of the puppets. Amazing. Talk about being coordinated. Wow!

[someEsoldier]

WIN.

[aqwafruitloop]

It's not racist if you hate everyone.

[TheDemonBarberFan]

The puppeteir who plays Princeton an Rod is freakin awesome, and lol i love the little head bob

[darkomegasonic]

jesus christ is yellow...?

[darkomegasonic]

admitting your racist isnt hard..i literally am racist and i say it all the time...i dont mind...really....

[boinx1234]

@darkomegasonic

.

It sounds like you're proud of it, which is of course completely missing the point of the song.

[darkomegasonic]

@boinx1234 i didnt actully listen to the whole song

[boinx1234]

@darkomegasonic

.

Doing so would be a good thing.

[darkomegasonic]

@boinx1234 lol right after commenting that i watch the pokemon version of it...ya...