Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds

[puttymon]

Ordering a Happy Meal?

Heavy risk, but the friiiiies

[yeayimawsome]

more like your life at mcdonalds

[JerFhilm]

Ahahahahaha! Gotta love middle-class fail. It smells like shit but it tastes like chuck norris. Which also tastes like shit. I hope you didn't spend alot of time on this.

[way2tehdawn]

I remember that the last time I was in a Mcdonalds, some guy did drop his coffee and everyone in the store myself included DID teabag them, I wonder what compells us to do this?

[mrpottymouth121]

Uhhh, was this supposed to be funny or even mildly entertaining in any way?

[illambri]

Why doesnt he just call up 73.5 Fm that where the guy who plays master chief works?

[OMGnubcakes]

LOL awesome master ch33f doesnt suck he pwnz xD

[ALEXw0z3r3]

LMFAO = 1:59

[pamloveu1]

u can hardly understand what he says at the beginning and its rly stupid

[MisterMSNinja]

whats the game called at 2:03 to 2:06?

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

[nmg626]

Def Jam Fight For New York. Its on ps2 and xbox.

[FedoraFTW]

hail the whopper!

[GashR87]

BURGER KING SUCKS

[HateCrewReaper]

aww that sucks, when i saw the title i thought someone actually brought a pc (portable) to a drive through and used this voice and order something and then hear the employee be like excuse me? what? pardon me? etc.... XDXDXD that would be funny... but now for this video, the only part was if they fuck up your rder throw a plasma grenade and blow their ass's off.. so................2/5

[mcscarkid]

burgla king lol

[homeboy1615]

take a massive dump lol

[nrhurley]

can hear u breathing and clicking

[Teknibaal]

That was cool but, Digital Ph33r already made that kind of video with master chief and this voice...Do something else, dude...

[Phleminem]

inspired by the hilarious "Master Chief sucks at Halo" ,Do Something else and read the description ...''Dude''

[Teknibaal]

I still think he should has done something else, don't you think so ( I liked this video...I didn't say that was a bad one -_- )

[UltraHyperShadow]

I don't, because I don't actually make machinima.

[roflpizza]

hilarious seriously man

[ctf117]

sound sucks

[UltraHyperShadow]

Oh no, if only I made a remake with better sound! If only Youtube had a video response feature! If only your father wore a condom!

[AL3XP3CK]

stop being an "e-thug" = a low life nerd who uses threats and insults to have thier way

[999centimos]

sounds doesn't suck, it's just low sound you n00b

[hitlerisanoob]

its supposed to be like that. it makes it funnier

[ctf117]

no not microsoft sam the background voice it sounds like he alrady recorede this lol

[hitlerisanoob]

lol

[finalkingdom13]

how did this ever get so many views =D ?

[UltraHyperShadow]

I think you were the 50,000th view...because I was 50,001...

[finalkingdom13]

hahahah awesome =DDD

[Blackzillia]

LOLOLOLL

[mattz456]

AWESOME!

[DaRealRudeBoyPhil]

hahahahah it is I, Cats!!!

[percytje666]

anyway if the employee is a noob bitch slap him lolololol

[DRABAHAMUTGON]

you do suck at McDonalds

a 100000000000000000000000000000 out of 100000000000000000000000000000

[flar28]

that was the funnyst thing ive ever seen 100000000000000000/10000000000­000000000000

[irfvzy]

dont let a homo steal ur seat or ur virginity

[tdizzlefizzle]

l0l0l if teh employ33 iz a n00b

[RyanMC10172]

i hate mickey d's but i go there just for their sweet tea's.

[nb227]

hah! Burger King Fanboy :-)

[Dmasterman]

This chief was too smart. -sad face------

[Mahavishnu80]

be sure to speak clear english

[commandotoy]

that was funny XD. my favorite part is.

Serial killers love McDonalds XD so funny

[ross2287]

Serial killers love McDonalds?!

HAHAHAHA!

[anoldchick]

rotfl

[kymon117]

thats pretty funny! "Burger king fanboy" lololololololol

[xelnagav280]

well, nice advice from master chief..

[Ho0lihan]

and I thought master chief couldnt suck at anything else...

[Soshgosh]

roflmonster XD

this is hilarious 5/5

[Mahavishnu80]

ROFLCOPTR

[gallon28]

LMAO. XD nice :P

[stephenharperbest2]

master chief vs angry geran kid= fair fight

[LGSPJ2]

lol

so that wont fuck up ur order

[ranmisael]

serial killers love mc donalds lol

[Knightmare5001]

Sucks 2!

[halolord963]

How do u use the microsoft voices like with microsoft mike and sam and stuff?

[Navyseal234]

You open up the text-to-speech program under control panel, type in whatever, and use sound recorder and save.

[halolord963]

thanks

[54spiritedwill54]

This is original

[akaBrands]

throw a sticky grenade and blow thier asses off...............that was fuckin funny lolooolololoolololoolololoahha­hahahaahahhaha  rofl

[mets4life3064]

lol "if they fucked it up throw a plasma grenade through and blow their asses up." HAHA

[fuckzezima]

someone who is a big fan of something and acts like a little baby

[fuckzezima]

someone who is a big fan of something and acts like a little baby

[SverreSA]

...you will just look like a fucking burgerking-fanboy,laljolojlouo­! That some funny shit man! xD

[SpeTnaZ360]

that was fucking funny!!!

[bighed23]

lmfao

[vgamedude12]

does anyone know where i can download this at?

[UltraHyperShadow]

mediaconverter dot org is the site I use to get all my music and stuff. Copy this video's URL into the special area of the site and it'll turn it into a video or audio file for you.

[ClosedSpaghetti]

Burgerking fanboy? Thats pretty funny! lolz

[Herox7]

yo this shit was funny

[heavenknight18]

"If you decide to eat in the store, eat quickly so no hobos steal your spot or your virginity." LoOLZz!!

[GunHappyAndMad]

wow you have no intelligence at all do you. Although you are right about over eating McDonals will make the human body obese. Other than that you're an idiot.

[haloplayer300]

mcdonalds fucking sucks you'll get a fucking heart attack fucking bitches also it tastes like fucking ass so anyone who eats it is a fucking fat ass faggot.

[marcusbwoii94]

Lool I found that funny

[flyby94]

wtf...wat was that shit at the end

[Kuzimokol]

Thanks dude but how do you save it and put it on your video

[Topsytom]

kuzimokol you need to go on to control panel and select sound,speech button then select speech then type into the text box and it will sound like master chief :)

[Kuzimokol]

how do you make marster chief's voice how do you do it?

[12yeungy1]

it is microsoft sam

[Clarky56789]

lol dnt spill ur coffee or u will be T-Bagged

nd

Make sure no 1 steals ur spot or virginaty

[rmellis]

it's ok i think master cheef suckws at halo 2 was better thow

[cowinswitzerland]

this is rubbish

[warcraftgabe]

Im a vegitarian lol...

[niggachico]

lolololololololool my niggas!!!

[Johncena41996]

if you want to see the best halo 3 man ever send Welcome2 kinkos as your friend on xbox live and see how good i am.. send me a voice message saying" hello Mello" so i will know its you :)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlo

[TheSpongeTom]

DIS VIDEEO R0XZ0RZ!

[jaugernaut16]

"speak clearly so the minimum wage employee can here you" lol

[xavius365]

"serial killers luv mcdonalds"

[2112Gauge]

If u choose drive through make sure u brought a car and don't be a retard and walk through the drive through lane.

[JammieBoy07]

Its the master chiefs most EPIC moments

[nanogameboy]

lol george bush's picture came up and he was like "if u plan to eat in the store, eat quickly so hobos dont steal ur spot or virginity" LMAO that part made me lolololololololololol quite alot

[nanogameboy]

it was funny when his picture came up and he was like "dont let homos like this 1 steal ur food or virginity"

[nanogameboy]

lol george bush

[forte105]

well.. maby you will think that both of those places are too disgusting but sometimes you just can't resist that big mack and fries

[emdgamaster]

"Be prepared to make a master dump in the toilet" hilarious lol

[Zombamazomba]

Awesome man, decided to watch this again!!! This is the video that really inspired me to do my videos. You Rock Man!!!

[HappyManuelCabrera]

look at the real face of the grunts profile!!!

[at2at]

y r u noobs fiting over what fast food pwns

[mattelves1]

lol plasma in the window

[Hybeza]

Rofl nice job, watch my vid XD

[FloatyPineapple]

Burger king ftw. xD.

[Balmung681]

thats the burger king lol

[jtruls]

LMAO

[darkwind160]

this is shit man!

[warscape5000]

lol watch my vids post comment and rate plz

[sanyika96]

how did u get that voice what program u using?

[warscape5000]

its microsoft sam

[UltraHyperShadow]

Hey everyone, sooner or later I'm going to remake this video with the higher sound quality heard in my later videos. I don't know when this'll happen but it should be within the next few weeks at most. Thanks for the comments!

[tennboy789]

how did u get a thumbs up for that...?

[qwertyclan5000]

tennboy789 im wondering the same exact thing...

[Altare216]

if u hav XP, then u hav the program. It is in the control panel undersounds and speech, then go 2 speech

[SyCuJa]

Lololololol XP

[emostuie654]

i have my fucing opoin and i think bugerking is better becasue there food dosn't tast like 2 day old lefy under the heatlamp

[saintmariax]

This is funny as hell kudos for the guy who did it. also wat program did you use for master chief later!

[emostuie654]

MCdonald suck ass bugerKing is the best

[DALOL7]

Burgerking has the worst service ever...

[emostuie654]

bugerking has good service and the best food mcdonalds is cold all the time

[sorarocks55]

shut up you gay emo McDonalds owns Burger King

[sorarocks55]

I'm talking about emostuie654

[Killazaa]

both suck

[mytaur321]

"when the employee gives you your food make sure they didnt fuck it up and throw a plasma gernade through the window" lol so funny

[djgavinater]

how u get that voice

[mihawk1]

it made me lolololololol a lot. 5/5

[mysticmage13]

Pure comedy gold!

[GondorLegend]

LOL

[supermansamuel]

Serial killers LOVE McDonalds!!!!

LMAO!!!

[cqbspartan]

LOOLOLOLLLLOOLOLOLOLLOOOOLOLLO­LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

ordering food not god damn rocket science!!!

lololololllololllooll throw plasma nade throught window n' blow up mcdonalds employee

lolololol cereal killers like mcdonalds dont call 911 pull out ur shotgun or wat eva u hhave n blast his/her head dick balls ass off!! lololololololololol!!!!.......­.........ok im done

[brutechieftan]

nice lotus!

[Gopherluver]

great vid =)

and i luv the part after credits lol

[hamderger99]

Nice lotus, is it an elise or an exige?

[UltraGorillaz]

it is an exige

[cowkid57]

LOL

[UltraHyperShadow]

There are two sequels.

[BuRgeRKingpwns]

if you decide to eat in the store, eat quickly so no hobo steals your spot, or your virginity.

lmfao, that is some funny shit..

[shadowclaw56]

lmao!!! this was soooo funny!!!!!

[stephenharperbest2]

u should have used the pic at 0:41 for the one where he says dont walk to the drive through like a retard

[stephenharperbest2]

how do i record the speech tool clearly?

[justchill17]

i watched mc sucks at GOW and GH2 then i asked myself how dumber can it get? Well i think i found it.

[Shivillionaire]

microsoft sam

[UltraHyperShadow]

It's Microsoft Sam, you can find it under Control Panel-Sounds and Audio Devices-Speech

[skatelots]

how do u get the voice overall?

[tailninja]

um its kinda good i guess

[yaldonwatcher]

TERRIBLE SOUND U CAN EVERN HEAR HIM CLICKING FOR EACH TRACK..... (tho what was said was funny

[JimAlucard]

hehehehe!

[rexregum]

music!

[scikojoker]

lol

[ninjaadventures]

That was awesome, son. Glad my video could inspire it.