kiiss me my dear..and i will reveal my croissant!!...i will spread your pate..i will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise *knee kick* huurr...she is so coy.. I LOVE IT!!! *jiggle teeth* Eour love...is like a red red rose and i am a little thorneehh..Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!!! *epic laugh*
3:53 its funny how ben stein acts like he is giving advice to help calm whatever psychotic break he thinks ipkiss has, but he is unknowingly helping him break out of a normally screwed up life.
come check out my re-acting scene from this!! its fucking awesome!! but my mask looks like shit lmao but still check it out!!! theirs already 8,942 views on t!!! :D
Do ya? Punkz?
MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 2 months ago
I could totally see Jim Flipping on a director for a movie... Totally see it lol
Forgotensoule 2 months ago
4:17 Dirty minded people will understand :P
thecbl 2 months ago
@thecbl Even if you're NOT dirty minded, it's kinda hard to miss.
Pantherluvscupcakes 2 months ago
they should put what come out on 7:32 on a call of duty game LOL
JUSTINABAHAM 2 months ago
@JUSTINABAHAM That would be awesome!!!
Lynette973 2 months ago
Cameron diaz looks so sexy then....
slime0321 3 months ago
8:47...The best phrase of the movie!
joseflesh 3 months ago
best mask ever second was Buuuueeelllsheeeeeat~~
FullCaber 3 months ago
Chuck Norris doesn't have anything on Jim Carrey.
anadriall 3 months ago
this movie is pretty kewl, like anarchist superman
even tho jim carrey is a master of overacting
aakkoin 3 months ago
police: freeze!
he freezes
police: put ur hads up!
him:but you told me to freeze
police: o.0
XxvaultlegendxX 3 months ago
chipmunk voice: she is so coy
DEEP voice: I LOVE IT!
XxvaultlegendxX 3 months ago
Freeze!!!!!
As ya wish
LOL
sapphire2018 3 months ago
"ow! wheres a cam corner when you need one?" lol
rnt961 3 months ago 2
She is so coy... I LOVE IT!!!!
LOL! I love this movie! XD
Reaperluver 3 months ago
After all YOU MARRIED HER! (Slaps both faces) Thats gotta hurt!
pokemonmaster150 3 months ago
great video excellent flow
SmarmyPepsi 3 months ago
Best
Troll
EVER!!
Zezze100 4 months ago 2
That's the first movie
thegreatest297 4 months ago
keep getting stuck
Olee1658 4 months ago
"That's one spicy meataball !! " hahah
rumenthebest 4 months ago
stop at 6:38 and see his face :D
patrickn4 6 months ago
they realy need to make a Mask 3
Darknessrider100 6 months ago
nice weapons
aeternusk 6 months ago
Jim Carrey didn't play the Mask, that's how Jim acts on a daily basis. xD
Yabuturtle 6 months ago 29
havent seen this since i was 6 im 19 now
xVanillaScent92 7 months ago
2:17 sudden burst of self respect. Always love this scene.
sevenbegore 7 months ago
did anyone else hear the cuffs click in place in 6:35 ? XD
burstengravity 7 months ago in playlist LOLZ
kiiss me my dear..and i will reveal my croissant!!...i will spread your pate..i will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise *knee kick* huurr...she is so coy.. I LOVE IT!!! *jiggle teeth* Eour love...is like a red red rose and i am a little thorneehh..Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!!! *epic laugh*
beavertime 7 months ago
That's a spicy meat-a ballah!
Lycan4 7 months ago 2
6 people werent feeling lucky! LOL
TheMoparman84 7 months ago
"Bazooka?!"
"...I have a permit for that"
This movie is filled with quotes!
Tukan777 7 months ago 2
"she is so coy. I LOVE IT!!!!" XD
femmefatale1990 7 months ago
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Love this film
Poopyflathead 7 months ago
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1darkdoeboy 7 months ago
Holy shit His pickup lines are amzing
Merser24 7 months ago
puts fask on= nothing happens = acts like douche bag!
ivyidiot 7 months ago
The Mask is now unofficially the new troll face. Lol
FinalFairyTail 7 months ago
OMFG! If anyone from 4chan is here, I'm voting that to be the new troll face!!!
subscriber44 7 months ago
"thought u would have sence of humor, after all, YOU MARRIED HER!" lol
hoyfootball37 8 months ago
7:25 is fucking funny
''now you have to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky?? *pulls out fake toys*, ''well, do ya, punks''
lol
Moonsorrow15 8 months ago
these parts are basically the whole movie. therefore, the movie is just a big funny scene
matynn 8 months ago
LOOK MA'A I'M ROADKILL :D
123baja3214 8 months ago
"AHHHHHH" slapslapslapslap "That's gotta hurt" e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Pyro655 8 months ago
5:19 Freeze! (Literally) Put your hands up.
But you told me to freeze.
Alright. Alright unfreeze!
TitanWar93 8 months ago
How DID he hide all that money in such a short amount of time?
FortitudeOfHeaven 8 months ago
This film taught me three valuable lessons:
1) Don't live your life behind a mask (metaphorical or otherwise)
2) Nice guys don't have to finish last, and
3)The best way to defuse a bomb is to eat it :D
TheSubrani 8 months ago 36
Thats a spicy meatball!!! Rotflol
luckylucy101011 8 months ago
3:53 its funny how ben stein acts like he is giving advice to help calm whatever psychotic break he thinks ipkiss has, but he is unknowingly helping him break out of a normally screwed up life.
Shanethefilmmaker 8 months ago
2:37 After that see ya... I almost pissed my pants xDDD
choliberto 8 months ago
Should have left out use of the tobacco drug.
tripjet999 8 months ago
This was when cameron diaz was really a hot babe '
JGretzer 9 months ago
Je t'adore...Je t'awindow I don't care!
ROLF XD
fantaXDaddict 9 months ago
50:20 - 6:30 funny :)
6:30 - 6:43 HILARIOUS!!! I love it when he goes ererererer... (6:41) XD
I laughed SO hard! If my parents were home, they'd think I got mad! :D
biba1baba2buba3 9 months ago 2
When you said 'Funny Scenes from The Mask' a thought you had uploaded the film :(
john3000931 9 months ago
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Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise! HAHAHAH
ThePatank 9 months ago
keep pressing 5
mattwxmla 9 months ago
Jim carrey is the best actor in the world!!!!!!!!fantastic person with an excellent sense of humor!!!!!!!!!!!!!go on Jim!
7777xaris 9 months ago
@7777xaris johnny depp is better :)
biba1baba2buba3 9 months ago
@biba1baba2buba3 really?? as far as i know jim can be jack sparrow...how about johny depp can he do THE MASK!!!???????or ACE VENTURA??
genetunerz22 9 months ago
2:40 the best part XD XD lol
almipagta 9 months ago
4:00 best part!
PietPieter1 9 months ago
6:27 best scene ever!!!
bobolandi 9 months ago
I wish I could do as many type of voices as jim carrey :D
jakobrasmussen1 9 months ago
Mask, every best scene is with the Mask is on Jim Carey.
SmartGuy4today 9 months ago
That is a SPICY MEATABALL! hahaha best film ever!! LMFAO
rumenthebest 9 months ago
Bazooka
'Know i have a permitt for that'
XD
ElephantAssViolator 10 months ago
Thats a spicy meataball! xD
joshb5623 10 months ago
Where is Cuban pete?
SuperJaykay93 10 months ago
i just love the bit when the mask doesnt work and he starts screaming and acting like a prat haha
jhibbitt1 10 months ago
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hahaha i love that at 5:03 lol
CorpLab2001 10 months ago
hahaha i love that at 5:03 lol
CorpLab2001 10 months ago
8:08 Thats a spicy meatball ROFLMAOLOL
MilesVideos10000 10 months ago
7:21 is fucking hilarious.. lmfao
D0337977 10 months ago
Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?
I'd like to think so! HAHAHA!
urbangekko95 10 months ago 4
diaz is fucking fit
Ruthypops1 10 months ago
thats a spicy meatabala
nad2k11 10 months ago
thats gonna hurt :D haha
VwErik88 10 months ago
"...I will reveal my croissant, I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise." #LOL Ha-ha-ha
GAMBlT 11 months ago
THAT'SA SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!
MattyTheTurner 11 months ago
2:17 - :28 One of the best snaps.
027220 11 months ago
keep preasing 5
larkfield08 11 months ago
"You were good kid real good. But as long as I'm around you'll always be second best. see?"
TheNekoSoul 11 months ago
woah cameron diaz is smokin!
rob6van1dam9 11 months ago
Haha, I forgot how funny this movie was! It took me 15 years to get all the ,ahem *subliminal* jokes. xD
TwilightSylvestris 11 months ago
I thought you'd include Cuban Pete.
leprechauning 11 months ago
lol when he's trying to get the mask to work :L
LittoHeavaG 11 months ago 2
The mask is the best troll ever!
skullythebloger 11 months ago
Diaz was mega fit in the movie
Lolboylol5678 11 months ago
2:43-3:04 WTF never laughed so much in my life
chucklevisionman 11 months ago
you missed the rest of the film out!
turbogamer25 11 months ago
"-eats bomb- BOOM ..... BBBUUUUURRRRRPPPP *burps fire* Dat'sa spicy meataball!!!
LMAO best part! Along with..... EVERY SECOND OF THIS MOVIE. XD
ShadowTheSaiyanGirl 1 year ago
camren diaz was so hot in this movie
cheeks33 1 year ago
WOW callieways wife is Hot ,sure ill call her 555-9371
manufran02 1 year ago
did you cut off some scenes
ShantikeliyeEkAsha 1 year ago
omg courage the cowardly dog @ 7:17
sumbdumguy 1 year ago
"now u have to ask yourself one question. 'do i feel lucky?' well,*pulls out 193,743,3j2,284 guns* do ya? PUNKS"
devil19109 1 year ago
"You were good kid, real good."
"But as long as I'm around you'll always be second best, schee..."
awsomeyoshi2 1 year ago 3
u shoulda put the samba scene in here 2
inuyashaandrea 1 year ago 15
@inuyashaandrea jeah i know :) that's only scene i forgot to add
Lonao 1 year ago 6
@Lonao besides that itz funny still
inuyashaandrea 1 year ago
@Lonao u just CANT miss that scene :PPPPP
brizolakias 11 months ago
@Lonao HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT SCENE?!?!?!
TheAnimeknower 7 months ago
6:41 "thats gotta HURT!....in the morning lol
tiagovalen 1 year ago
"THATS A SPICY MEATBALL!!" LMAO !!
stella527t 1 year ago
She is so coi! I love it too xD
choliberto 1 year ago
Aww you cut it just before the most epic wild take ever at 7:00
DrToonhattan 1 year ago
greatest movie ever
jonasldg 1 year ago
You'd think that cop in the beginning would bust his knuckles from knocking so damn much.
boettcherownzu 1 year ago
lol 6:27
WTFface213 1 year ago
"You were good kid real good... but as long as im around you'll always be second base say.."
eas562 1 year ago
@eas562
''You were good kid real good, but aslong as I'm around you'll always be second best* see.'' ;D
diddydanni 1 year ago 20
@diddydanni And yet it holds true to THE SON OF THE MASK
manufran02 1 year ago
you forgot the part where he says "did ya miss me ?"
bluesamusuke 1 year ago
What's gonna hurt !
Kakaroto599 1 year ago
@Kakaroto599 no he said thats gotta hurt
NAADOSUTV1045 1 year ago
Ben stein is always an asshole.
sociopathicregret 1 year ago
"Picture of Calloway's wife..."
"WHAT!?"
"Uh oh..."
"MARGARET! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"
"Jeez, I thought you had a sense of humor! After all... YOU MARRIED HER!!"
ROFLMAO! XD
Reaperluver 1 year ago 70
@Reaperluver i know right! the wife looks so funny in a sexy way....i love that scene too.
babyharryable 10 months ago
@Reaperluver lol thats my favotite part
Pyro655 8 months ago
je t'adore......je te window i dont care!!!! brilliant......
abhimuscat 1 year ago
2:40 - classical case of ipkissian maskossis desease
qaerkyr 1 year ago
"She is so coy...I LO-OVE EET!" XD
STARSWeskerTRW 1 year ago
07:01 was always my favorite part!
DayDark87 1 year ago
If you wanted that money in the closet thumbs up!!!
N3WB78 1 year ago
come check out my re-acting scene from this!! its fucking awesome!! but my mask looks like shit lmao but still check it out!!! theirs already 8,942 views on t!!! :D
MennySpike 1 year ago
one of th best movies ever made!!! Lol by far!! from start to finish...it completely entertained me!!! haha!! awesome!!
kinglijah 1 year ago
hahahaha he´s so funny, i love himmm!!!
ElEkTRaCrUzAZuL 1 year ago
he makes a funny and wierd noise at 4:38.
but its funny as hell!
also at 8:46 is funny.
violantJ123 1 year ago
he makes a funny and wierd noise at 4:38.
but its funny as hell!
violantJ123 1 year ago
thatsa spicy meatball!!!!!!! LOL love it
dabada110 1 year ago
This film is SO about drugs (must be crack, lololol)
Camberwell86 1 year ago
god saw this movie when i was like 8 watched it over and over again so many times
PillzBerryJewBoy 1 year ago
"She is so coi...I LUV EIT!"
awsomeyoshi2 1 year ago
It wasn't me,it was the one armed man!Okay,I confess!And I'm glad ya hear,GLAD!
BEST line ever!
ThePooeater2 1 year ago
frezze!!! up whit your hands. but you said frezze. alraight unfrezzes lol XD
SuperDeadred 1 year ago
funniest part 6:25
darkninetailedfox 1 year ago
tooz
aboshaheenhardking 1 year ago
7:18 LOL
freeeeelibyan 1 year ago
She is so koy........I Love it!!!!
nubee13 1 year ago
6 people got Mufflered, It's not quality, It's quantity.
MegaDside 1 year ago
7:20, how come i didn't see that in the movie?
allthecrazystuff 1 year ago
@allthecrazystuff I did
stacykiss 1 year ago
2:53, how come I didn't see that in the movie?
allthecrazystuff 1 year ago
That cop knocks on the door way too fucking much. Lol
boettcherownzu 1 year ago
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Jeeze I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her
lmao
KarateTy 1 year ago
laugh my fucking ass off at 5:47
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
bigpoppa800 1 year ago
Its party time P A R T Why? cause I gotta!
sporeuploder15 1 year ago
@bigpoppa800 lol thats my fave line XD
"what are they gonna do to me sarge???! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DOOO?!"
socloseno 1 year ago
doyle!
andrewposi 1 year ago
NO it WaSnt Me iT WaS ThE OnE ArMEd MaN!!
LMFAO thatss wass a funny partt
915chaparra 1 year ago
4:30
thespacenintendonerd 1 year ago
3:59 The BEST stance I had ever seen! EPIC LMAO
InfiniteMaC 1 year ago
THATS A SpiCY MEATBALL
buttayhahahaahahah 1 year ago
american pie guy? @ 3:21
Ajino467 1 year ago
Where is part 3? :S
stacykiss 1 year ago
''je t'adore je t'a DOOR je t'a WINDOW Idon't care''hahahahahaha!...
steveharrismetalgod 1 year ago
"No you're pyjama's are impossible" :D
Mattamster 1 year ago
MARGARET!!!1
rquevedo 1 year ago
All the movie is FUNNY
Serioussam728 1 year ago
7:05-7:17
xD that face
RockerHU 1 year ago
2:52 - 2:55 = the most epic 3 seconds of my life
BoxeadorEspecialista 1 year ago 28
@BoxeadorEspecialista agreed xD
LadyinRed914 1 year ago
what are they gunna do to me sarg?What are they gunna do???epic
brando1485 1 year ago
You were good kid real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best. sae?
marioclub12 1 year ago
7:58 EPIC!
XSunacX 1 year ago
Jeeze i figured you hada sense of humor,After all you married her ahhhh slap,Slap thats gotta hurt!! Rofl
Shawtieyovp 1 year ago
Oh, no! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
favorite line.
Big12189 1 year ago
7:32 lol funny
Moonsorrow15 1 year ago
oh my god you didn't put cuban pete but the vid was SO awesome
No1likesasmartass 1 year ago
'Jeeze I figured you had a sense of humor. After all you married her!' Best quote of the movie. I had tears in my eyes watching this.
Beyjean 1 year ago
lmao i wonder what happend if the mask swollows a nuclear bomb ...........
strongmanpremanand 1 year ago
now I see a reason why hulk has to be green...xD
vish2589 1 year ago
That's a spicy meatball!!!
MrNiktsip 1 year ago
That'