Octopus vs. Bird

[CAPTAINNOOB2]

octopus first blood

[TurokroIV]

LOL in spanish the narrators speak seriously

[thundertrucks7]

come on, i thought it was gonna eat it

[medicalhockey]

American Wildlife narrators are SOOOO bad.

They turn it into a comedy show. I feel like this wildlife show is made for 8 year olds

[wendy22108]

Octopus use watergun!!

It's super effective!

Bird fled

[rezarahardian]

press 2 and 5 rapidly "cockcockcockcock..."

[mattychase]

Imagine this tool bag having sex. "OK you asked for it...water pistol locked and loaded...BULLSEYE!!!"

[iiLiam97x]

Boom , Headshot



[welhim16]

i don't like the narrator >.<

[theassortedjellybean]

vagina vs. penis

[Peglegkickboxer]

Can someone PLEASE fire this narrator and the writers who write his puns.

[indestruxible]

Press 2 or 5 for birdbeatbox

[ikawrawaylain22]

PRESS 7 AND 9

[Efnantank]

if animals are allowed to fight with onther, why can't we human?

[psihic61instabil]

@Efnantank we can..its called boxing,mma etc

[DeltaKilo3]

@Efnantank We are... and do... a lot...

[2428Dave2478]

so fake,,

[DeltaKilo3]

@2428Dave2478 No, it's real. Much crazier things happen in nature.

[2428Dave2478]

@DeltaKilo3 im sure this happens sometimes, but look at the camera views for example at 0:44 ... this is faked!

[92studley92]

leave the narration to David Attenborough, i'm pretty confident the target audience aren't a bunch of spasticated 9 year olds

[DayDreamAscent]

"water pistols locked and loaded - bullseye" did he narrate this for children?

[rebecgood]

the title sounds dirty...

[VikaNasir]

the octopus uses cum shot lol

[TheBonershark]

no body wins

[nobbelhabte]

the bird was like WTF.

[SuperSKWALKER]

the octopus just draw water from his tentacles and piss it to the bird !?

plz noob thats not skill come on

[Sarlathebirdlover]

The narrator got fucked up

[ClayCosmetic]

Narrator sounds like a moron.

[Searcheur]

the narrator is so unprofessional

[jokerliel]

"BOUNZAI"

Lol ^.^

[ManintheArmor]

I was expecting tentacle rape. .____.

[MrTrykster]

how is this guy a narrator? someone listened to possible candidates and consciously said "by the gods...THIS is the guy we need."

[ab4lesh]

What an appalling narrator. I could listen to him for 2mins max.



[SourCyanide]

headshot

[SuperSKWALKER]

@SourCyanide

XD

[Swampax]

AAAAHahahaha xD

[l3loody]

that was gay

[RippednNTan]

Lily licks a lemon lolipop

[Jibraltar31]

Lame

[XxiwithurmomxX]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY



[element303]

my octo does that all the time when he wants to be in peace. great and intelligent animals.

[SALENTRAT]

@element303 lol

[judgeman090]

Hands down the best Wildlife Narrator is David attenbrough, this dude is just a ear pain to listen too

[petguineapigs0987654]

Funny

[thesoutherncross100]

?? watergun??

[kisokushii]

lol octopus so antisocial

[AmilGoaul]

wth this aint pokemon 

[Teekles]

So anticlimactic it hurts

[AlbinoSquidman]

has no one made a cum shot joke yet?

[Just5cents]

wat??????????????????????????

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paumonsu]

Jizzzzzzzzz

[FoxofSilverBullet]

LOL water creature owns air creature XDD

[rattyfatty246]

these are our new water pistols for the future

[LWRx1]

nice surf out the back there....

[OmnomTheDevourer]

If only the octopus did that to the narrator...teach him a lesson or two

[BelialAndar]

I think NatGeo is honestly concerned about China running out of Vagina. The video is always in the recommended area.

[MrGamergg]

i wanted octopus to eat it. D:

[Lucenz14]

nice an octopus just jizzed on a human..

[OMGitsLPS]

THE BIRD IS JB!! XD

[CrossSoundStar]

Now let's see octopus vs justin beiber

[OMGitsLPS]

@CrossSoundStar GOOO OCTOPUS NOT JB!!

[BucketfulOfFruit]

damn that bird got totally destroyed by that awesome powerful super jet of pressurized water

[headache88]

this is fn joke . we want to see blood :D

[nintendoin93]

what?

[blackgenet]

why are all of the american national geographic vids so childish?

[thybuilder]

@blackgenet I figure they try to target young audience. Something they won't be able to do though.

[TheWhatify]

@blackgenet to match the retardation level of America?

[ScotIncognito]

I cant masturbate to this. polar bear vs walrus.

[everyliker]

um...

[Shadowblood66]

I expected a video of a bird being eaten by an octopus :P

[taylorspencer00]

@Shadowblood66 I did also xD

[EpicVblogs]

I was just waiting for the bird to be shot in the throught or something

[kny4eva]

Annoying narrator

[xXViiPeRxZ]

i hate this narrator

[souless757]

what the duce!?

[oblivianXfuck]

bird got pissed on. 

[Albanian2Be]

I love birds

[MrNinjafreak]

Its nerf or nothing

[Random0832]

I remember when NationalGeographic had good narrators >_> 

[me700gnomes]

@Random0832 yeah the whole "Nature is wacky and fun duhuh!" voice is absolutely unbearable.

[jengkiesville]

@Random0832 good narrator costs more, this way they can afford new camera

[NedSCUBAyah]

What the hell?!?! I thought this was gonna be some octopus bird take down or something interesting.

[CpWiser10]

Bad birdy

Bad.

[MRSWEETNES1]

imagine if misty have trained this octopus...

[AricA53]

i want this guy to narrate my life

[Flamestrke]

wow that narrator is fucken awful

[xXxKINGLUIxXx]

in soviet russia, birds shoot at octopusses. or pussies or puse or pusse??

fuck i hate octopiss

[clubpenguinsux1]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

[800hennessy]

@DHScherocha Hahah you sooooo funny! Fag.

[DHScherocha]

@800hennessy umad?

[800hennessy]

@DHScherocha Not really. No.

[boredguy52]

@DHScherocha no shit its targeted at kids

[ohsimplyease]

@DHScherocha lol i like what you did there.

[lyjacknt]

so close to 1337 likes..

[IHatePeopleWithViews]

morgan freeman.. pffft get a pro in here, get the Attenborough

[THEKINGS001]

@IHatePeopleWithViews Yes yes. only the best will do Sir David Attenborough, The grand daddy of Animals.

[xXxJokerManxXx]

Octillery uses Hydro Pump

It's not very effective.

Wild Pelipper fled..

[CyberBeyblader]

@xXxJokerManxXx wtf?

[GlobalCrisisMaker]

lol it kinda looks like he jizzed in the birds face

[Jameslikespudding]

gay i wish it woulda just grabbed it and eaten it

[TimmySodaPop]

Stop talking to me like I am a child and maybe then we can share my cookies National Geographic!

[ycdavid24hp]

lol



[ReganADHD]

It pissed on him haha

[coldrock11]

lol wtf

[paperluigi64]

Octopus uses water gun..

It's Super Effective!

[JuanDVene]

@paperluigi64 On a flying type???? I would say its was more of a critical hit

[paperluigi64]

@JuanDVene Oh ho ho I see what ya did therr!

[asahammarborg]

@paperluigi64 Bird fainted

Octopus gained 1000 xp

Octopus evolved into URSULA

[gerry200008]

@paperluigi64 that's not super effective on flyng types...

[PureColorStream]

@gerry200008 Seemed pretty effective to me, bro.

[MadBootDude]

@paperluigi64 Don't you mean Octillery?

[NitrioDax]

@paperluigi64 You've seen far too much Pokémon! :-P

[bulbaman1]

@paperluigi64 But Bird is a flying type!

[bLiTzNyL]

@paperluigi64 are an addict of pokemon? haha

i've watched several Nat. Geo. vidx and they all say some pokemon moves about the animals

[chocoholicSISTA263]

water pistol locked and loaded..hahahahaaha XD

[holokhang991]

is that dude gay with the birds?

[Morgotheenslaver]

I thought one was going to eat the other, but was really sadly disappointed.

And the narrator gives off a general feeling of mental retardation

[oahusquid]

YouTube...oahusquid...check out the HUGE tiger shark my son (15) and I encountered while spearfishing in Hawaii 7/24/11.

[imthetank3]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?

[estanuk]

Fail 

[ride0RgetR0DE0n]

wow that was gay

[Yora21]

There are octopuses that eat sharks.

In one marine aquarium, they put an octopus in the shark tank, thinking it would be safe because it could easily hide in cracks so the sharks couldn't get at it.

Then every night, sharks started to disappear.

[marlesimms]

Humongous let down... I was picturing an eagle and a giant octopus wrestling in mid-air and then underwater.

[gtaraya]

fire the damn narrator

[BigPapaBear1000]

OCTILLERY use watergun!

OCTILLERY used watergun on wild WINGULL

Its super effective!

wild WINGULL fled...

[Rygith]

AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA

[EyeLikeElectro]

@Rygith What song is it again???

[janosiadam]

Octillery used Octazooka!

[TrollingYouBe]

That was the most anticlimactic thing I have ever seen.

[barrin666]

Squirting octopus. Why do I find this horny.

[imsotyrd]

I was hoping for a battle royale...

[AndyAngelZ]

How did i go from listening to progressive metal to ice hotels to watching an octopus shoot water at a bird?? THE FUCK??

[DJSoUnDBoyy12189]

@AndyAngelZ "How did i go from listening to progressive metal to ice hotels to watching an octopus shoot water at a bird?? THE FUCK??"

^^^Welcome toYouTube.....the Procrastinator's and Day Dreamer's Heaven

[tastymuffin1]

so the octopus just squited on the bird..... thats it?

these titles are misleading, its like getting rick rolled.

nationgeographic shove a stick up your arse im not going to watch any more of your your vids.... well maybe one more... dam that related video box with its appealing thumbnails that get me every time even though im supposed to study and what not.....

[XxMEGGAxX]

LOL!!!... Facial.

[afrolatinadamien]

GO! OCTOPLUTO! USE WATER GUN ATTACK!!!

[TheAlmighyPancake]

i wonder what other things the octopus uses that water pistol for. XD

[slashboy5]

The inspiration for Asylums next movie "Giant Bird vs Mega Octopus".

[phant0]

This narrator sounds like a mix of Jar Jar Binks and nails on a chalkboard.

[THANATOS112220]

I prefer the narrator from blue planet, his pretty good. My favorite narrator is Morgan Freeman, his one of the reasons why through the wormhole is so much fun to watch and listen to.

[Strassenkatze89]

BULLS EYE xD

awesome ^^

[Sylocat]

They really should get Sir David Attenborough to narrate these...

[mark30036]

if i was an octopus why would i be on youtube stupid ass narrator

[weaselfoo1]

Octopus - the oceans troll

[plokko1]

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

[biggestwwefan1996]

@SkullBelt im pretty sure their making him talk like that

[MrDaddypufft]

And i click on this video because i have think i can see here a octopus who is fight with a bird

[gomtao]

@MrDaddypufft fail grammar 

[MrDaddypufft]

@gomtao sry but i speak not very good english

[gomtao]

@MrDaddypufft :D

[LotsOLuck777]

@MrDaddypufft Where are you from? @ video: That narrator needs to get body slammed.

[Pixelrelated]

News Flash: Narrator of National Geographic's youtube videos was found missing (How would you FIND someone MISSING) after making too many videos with cheesy dialogue.

Scene change: Basement

Mysterious figure: Narrator! Y u no make good narrations?

Narrator tied to chair: It's not my fault! WHO ARE YOU!

Mysterious figure steps into light

Narrator: IT CAN'T BE! TROLL MAN!

Troll Man: U mad?

Enjoy your daily dose of spam! The rest will follow after these messages...

[nachomonster123]

is this james patterson?!

[brycegankosky]

the octipus just pissed in his face O_O

[NathtouLightbringer]

needs more morgan freeman

[pureefficient]

@NathtouLightbringer i dont get it how does half life compare to this?

[MASTERSLY5]

I don't know if people here know who GassyMexican is on youtube, but they need his voice and it would have been better

[vashna3799]

why are americans rubbish at wildlife documentaries, leave this stuff to David Attenborough

[Wazaminator246]

octillery you crazy basterd

[crookedwiretap89]

fucking worst docco narrator ever

[kingjoseph99]

ima need alot more potions and pokeballs......

[AndHabb]

Crazy dude o_0

[Lilgel45]

press 7, 9, 5 " he says " i might have jizz around somewhere else

[SteveSabbai]

...i thought the Octopus was gona eat that bird!? damn!...

[MACII168]

lol

[irai1984]

octopus wasn't defending itself... it was just trolling

[thomasboi14]

that was funny i like biology now it funny

[Saemar900]

Okay what is up with the Pokemon refs on vids rellated to this!?

[killerboyfoolz]

lmao, this guy just make biology funnier xD

I don't know why few of you diss this guy, but he's funny.

[china0090]

hahaha cooooooollll

[xCLOAKxNxDAGGERx]

Hahaha i thought it was goin to shoot a needle.

[xBandiitx]

Lame ass narrator. 

[OctopusSandwich1337]

It's like this narrator is following me to my videos. Jesus christ.

[SnatchierRafael]

come one bird...cant u just move somewhere else...god!