PARANOID 12

[Owlhousespecial]

its all good until he gets the sweet old lady

[FeelingARhythm]

*look

[FeelingARhythm]

That was awesome! Could you tell me where can i find that sounds when people looks at you?

[JoePro1155]

the lady from 0:50 is also in PARANOID 11 at 1:00. go look lol

[Rubberbandballer]

I hate how unorganized parts of that store looked...

[96firebirdformula]

Should get Walkie talkie and try it next.

[kaaaatex0]

I love how he's holding a hampster wheel. haha!

[thatkidbehindyou1]

omg lady at 0:53 is the spitter from left 4 dead!!

[MrRawesomeSauce]

0:57 'She put it back.' DEATH STARE*

[thunder72191]

@MrRawesomeSauce its the ghetto stare

[Blackwell000]

@MrRawesomeSauce And someone using the pooter in the background!

[SexyHaniii]

thumps up for the angry women at 0:58

she was like this is the last day of my life!!

[Abstractionant]

The black lady wasn't having it lol

[thericate]

the other lady in the background at :53 is scary

[yoda56789]

At some point you should have said "Yeah, yea I'll keep an eye on him/her" then hang up and walk away

[WizardWorm]

She`s droppin stuff, yea !!

[WizardWorm]

neck brace lady = hahaha, she can be seen seconds later passing by the top of the aisle, staring down at Jack, probably in exscrutiating pain. bahahaha

[WizardWorm]

jacks face is hilarious, the comedy from his facial expressions and annotations keeps bringing me back to his great videos....jack = epic

[krm622]

Haha the lady with the neck brace!!!!!! Classic

[yynnmmbb]

LMAO, great prank. I like the "look" at 0:59. "Im about to knock yo mo fuckin ass out, fool"

[PeteJK1994]

my dear god these are hilarious! 

[bettis271]

jack, you and a friend go to a store and take out your phones acting like your having a confersation on them between eachother and when they ask if you are you say oh no im on the phone with a friend. :D

[unplannedautopsy]

@jackvalefilms One day, Someone who escaped from prison is gonna think You're a fed and kill You lol

[yynnmmbb]

@unplannedautopsy , I hope they get it on film !

[unplannedautopsy]

@yynnmmbb lol... Me too

[yynnmmbb]

@unplannedautopsy , LMAO. just noticed your username. very funny

[MrMagicsNoveltyEnt]

I think the woman from 0:48-1:17 is that same one that is going to sue Jack for farting...

[ButtsexSandwich]

2:16 "nigga"

[OrangeMedal2]

Jack haven't you learned NOT to mess with the big black women yet? the other one nearly sued you. lol

[JohnO318]

She's Trying 2 make a decision.

LOL

[360NEAL360]

that black lady seems familiar

[InsightGuru789]

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[valeriy123456789]

is'nt that black lady with the red shirt sued jack for farting on her? lol

[Ripto22475]

Fake

[AdidasDzn]

1:45 Cameltoe

[exlyou]

1:00 It's Liam Lawrence as "Big Momma"

[phillygrafittisog]

The black woman looks like shes gonna eat him lol

[ultranumb21]

its funny you sorta make seem like you the secret shopper but not secret

[MultiElisemarie]

was that guy holding a Micheal Jackson record?

[CaptainCocknee]

Describe them!

[SillyFirecracker]

at 0:14 thought that was kelly from misfits for a sec

[nightwing412]

How was the camera moving, where was it hidden? No one noticed it?

[SumthinMstBAvailable]

@nightwing412 Most probably in the front of the trolley hidden in a bag or something alike..

[junkhobokiller]

damnnnn that black lady was gonna knock jack out, she gave him the "im gangsta nigga" look.

[stefance1]

Just describe someone and than say: "Try to take the shot...I Think you have a clear shot..."

[youTubeboy]

That blackwoman looks like 50 cent with a wig.

[NOTBAS1C]

THE BLACK LADY WAS THINKING TO HER SELF.. NIGGA I GOT GOONS HA

[crazy4corbinbleux]

can't you sue for this?.. like, to put this up on the internet without their consent

[B0eing1992]

@crazy4corbinbleux on in america. because everyone sues..

[Danielle5077]

@crazy4corbinbleux even if they were tooken to court to be sued for it the judge would be too busy laughing to even go against Jack Vale LMFAO! NO LIEE!!!

[PoorIllyrian]

Black one was goin to knock you out ^_^

[RealmWoW]

Isn't that the same black lady that tried to sue him for farting?

[los3rkid1988]

1:12 man or woman?!?

[pgordon1770]

0:45 dang that lady gets mad dont wanna mess wit dat mama

[WangCinema]

at 1:00 the woman looks very similar to the one who attempted to sue you for "farting all over her..." yeah im almost sure its her.

[vassilievdavid]

@jackvalefilms Hi jack! can you do a prank where you follow people around and provide a sports commentary! And be a ref towards peoples actions : ) Thumbs up if you like the idea, so he sees

[DontCallMeWhack]

I like the neck brace lady

[XxAmdisxX]

Haha, don't fuck with the black people man. You know from previous videos, they like to sue...

[jovanb101]

LLLEEEEEEROOOYYYYY JEEENNNKIINNNSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!

[BraxtonProductions]

at 0:55 she looks like the one that tried to sue you

[iKaBanana]

love the music LOL )) espcially when the broken neck woman walked by at 0:50

[GGGG761]

this is gay its not funny anymore!!

[Paperclown]

@GGGG761: you got that correct !!

[adeeb12321]

1:47 ymy

[manz92]

He should just dress up as a FBI agent and walk around doing this, Ed bassmaster did a really good one where he said "should i go in for the kill" i lolled so hard. please jack do something like this.

[AR1ch1]

dys nygga be fucxkin the da ppl mynds shyt

[Stinkyfart]

Isn't that the same woman who tattled on you and tried to sue you for FARTING on her. Gee, you're lucky she didn't hit you with the plate or something. Also, I'm surprised she didn't run, get the Manager, call her Lawyer. Also, I would have lifted my leg and let one rip for old times sake!

[milkywaycenter]

You're losing it Jack

[Legopro2010]

your the best man those videos are funny hahahahahahaha

[GreatTrailer]

U stole this from ed bassmaster

[xbdayx]

0:54 isnt that the lady that tried suing him?

[ryleymaddog]

@xbdayx nope

[IBEATCHUCKNORRISTN]

@xbdayx nope

[BOBBYROCKSYOURWORLD]

@xbdayx she has gained more weight!

[FiveStarStunnerx]

@xbdayx naaahh

[KGmaster888]

Do. A commentting thing loke she is goin for the book

[Oli3TB76]

The sound fx are genius

[mclovinbam]

The old ladies laugh about it because they don't care :)

[hawty0boy]

@mclovinbam The old ladies laugh about it because they want the attention.

[77rockcrawler]

@mclovinbam hey i was going to say that >:(

[kiwi7676]

@mclovinbam little old ladies r so cute :P

[hbeezey]

that's anne burrell at the very beginning

[Americanpatriot777]

0:35 anyone find it kinda funny that he's holding a hampster wheel...lol.

[khasimllari]

1:19 selena gomez

[nora8brian]

Don't know if anyone one else noticed but seems to be some sort of salvation army store hes filming this at. Most people i every seen in a store like this! sign of the times i guess... : (

[thiskidrocksalot88]

oooohhhh LA'tisha aint PLAYIN'!

[drrdnn]

Love it

[bogdantheman1]

omg the horror tunes where so funny used, I laughed so hard :)

[bilal216]

lol jack..what's with you and black women? lmao.

[mark38699]

lol the black woman was probably thinking he was a racist and on the phone with store security

[SergeantTitus]

i like where he says what theyre wearing better

[JamezGotSwag]

Say "Take the Shot"

[MaxGlaser1]

@JamezGotSwag lol dude thatd be hilarious

[JamezGotSwag]

@MaxGlaser1 Haha yea!

[ThatSabrinaR]

I actually don't laugh until the little mysterious sounds come out. lol

[TheCamdroid]

is that the lady from your "sued for farting" video at 0:48?

[Dj992Music]

At 2:20 a guy says "nigaaaa" in the background aha

[scottishwun]

that big momma at 0:59 looked like that lady that flipped out over your fart pranks jack lol

[sebz661]

O:46 FUCKING NAAAASTY!

[1981qrycher]

My favorite part about the Paranoid series is the music. Hilarious.

[TheBarathbushan]

The grandma's were cool , they were laughing !!

[SuperWooooooooo]

the new sound for liking comments is cool

[zelly51]

I was going to remove my post but I accedently flagged it wtf? anyways the part @ 0:56 I Lmao!!! xD put it back

[zelly51]

ahhahaha!!! XD

[Zypher0880]

What music is he using?

[burtontoker]

0:50 the lady from before in the neck brace creeps behind and stares down jack LMFAO

[KoRnYwAyZ]

Is that the same black woman you farted on? looks just like her, lol.

[blakerussell367]

i did this at my school and i a guy started yellign at us say we are imature brates

[paoladriever]

Fabulous!!!

[justice4all72]

awkward man is the best

[fireice2037]

1:11 be careful i think she might eat you.

[j3ssexxx]

lmao!!!



[Rev3ngeoftheDead]

The sound effects make just make it that much better.

[cyborgjulian]

i think she likes you

[ninetailschris]

This one wasn't done that good.Plus most of the people lasted a sec before the next.

[HorizonHipHop]

DENENENENENNEHHHH "JACK VALE!!!"

[YoungLuns]

@BobMarleyStoner fake? haha what could possibly be fake here?

[skinynfat]

Did anyone else see neck brace creeper at 0:50-0:55?

[FreezeDonkey]

@skinynfat music was playing at the right time

[dontuchdis]

@skinynfat yeah he played the creepy music during the time

[evuhL]

@skinynfat the lady with the neck brace thought he was the insurance claim investigator. LoL

[shanebess1]

@skinynfat lmao i saw that

[OMGlvl86turtlepilot]

DO ANOTHER WHISPER PRANK!

[imafuckingmuffinx3]

@51 lmfaoo!

[gratzu0hp]

YOU SHOULD DO A SHERLOCK HOLMES VID WHERE YOU DRESS UP LIKE HIM AND INVESTIGATE! thumbs up if you agree! =p

[captxena31]

plz do the sh prank once more

[digeiSemtex]

0:58 King Kong ain't got sh&& on her

[littlewittlepup]

You should do this dressed as some sorta CIA person

[professornizami]

Paranoid pranks are my favorite ones

[TheDillonbobillon]

haha the girl at 0:36 walks by at 0:51

[sfakasswannabe]

You should go back to being less obvious, and describing what they're wearing and stuff

[joi12345678]

@sfakasswannabe What? Either way their paranoid so does it really matter how he describes them?

[PR3D4T0RZ]

@joi12345678 It does matter.

[joi12345678]

@PR3D4T0RZ Why?

[MufuFinkie]

@sfakasswannabe why is there always one of these "Jack you should do this..." or "i like this other prank better..." stupid ass comments, shutup u picky faggots

[sfakasswannabe]

@MufuFinkie How bout I tie you down to a chair and set you on fire and make you watch me rape your entire family and then burn them along with you, you cocknosed little cunt

[MufuFinkie]

@sfakasswannabe ya how bout no... faggot

[sfakasswannabe]

@MufuFinkie Your dads are faggots. Now stop replying to my comments.

[BunDownChoons]

0:58 dude in the background was doing a leg lift

[flatulatingmarmoset]

You should do these dressed up as a secret service agent. Then maybe they'd be funnier.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@flatulatingmarmoset just what I was thinking

[ntdnr1]

Who else thought jack was petting her back at 2;14 lol

[BoldlyPoliPranks]

lol



[HaloReach4Free]

0:57 is this the lady that tried to sue Jack for farting on her??! :O

[Zak7565]

the music makes it so much better lol

[juki0h]

1:45 womans laughing and thinking, this mother fucker is crazy!

[KelseyMFJohnson]

Everyone, go watch the first paranoid.... It's SO much better than any of the new ones.

/watch?v=lldxmpx51lk&feature=c­hannel_video_title

I hate to do the top comment bullshit, but thumbs up if you think the original is way better -.-

[gman18766]

this sucks, you have to say what clothes they are wearing. it was much funnier when you did that

[ShaneIrwinPhoto]

I'm not sure why Jack always holds the cell phone on the opposite side of where the victims can see. They usually likely don't even see the phone, so it would seem to them that Jack is talking to himself. Maybe I'm missing something though. I'm still a fan. I just don't know why the phone is always hidden from the view of the "mark".

[Mythbastards]

Oh that old lady was so sweet :)

[mayrahopebieber]

its funny how the old ladies just laugh

[iLoveVfc96]

lmao, the lady at 0:40 is walking in the background at 0:51 and she's looking at Jack like "there he is again" O.O haha xD

[merr497]

@iLoveVfc96 lol..yeah..that part was funny!!

[quadrinichris]

:56 what a piece of shit ... 

[robertarnet]

Oh hell as that black woman that chick he "farted" on?!

[Teacupdogz]

@robertarnet LOL!  I thought that too.

[TheBapps]

thats freaking great!

[Datu35]

creeper

[TheClownt]

i just love the pooter videos you should make more of them its funny as hell

[kirochannel]

White people think : "Wow this dude is crazy"

Black people : "Wow this dude keep an eye on me because I am black and he don't want me to steal objects, I am persecuted"

[joseitoito]

@kirochannel Thanx God that kind of racism is over in my country. Even white ppl steal. ¬¬

[Stardbard]

@kirochannel Mexicans think: Damn, im getting deported :(

[Clarensee]

He just liked this video, yep.