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  • rock n' roll is fucking cool

  • Cradle is from England so is Dany boy...obviously ol

  • Black metal = Biggest poserest shit ever

  • All black metal is fucking ridiculous!

  • FUCK YOU! IMMORTAL ARE GODS!

  • @puppamelo74 BUT VERY BAD POSERS

  • nice vid man Just Great

  • Cradle of filth is not blacK metal u idiot! And danny filth is not gay. But well the gay one is the uploader.

  • cradle of filth is not from sweden, there from england you arse

  • WHAT THE FUCK, HELSINKI, SWEDEN???? YOU FUCKING DUMBASSS...

  • fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • funny , specially the wwf tag team and the bald guy XD

  • You suck, bitch! Fenriz is God!!

  • duuuude, i PS'ed the #3 pic. I'm sure it would interest u. Maybe u would want to feature it in some vid for the lols.

  • Cradle of filth are all English apart from their drummer and Dani Filth is awesome; and is married to a woman. COF are not black metal they are gothic

  • who made this video is a fucking christian poser

  • @psteveable look at them with all they swords and chains and white faces! I heard dance electronica more satanic and aggressive than that! Let's get real, black metal is for kids who try to be evil! Wake up man, there is no god or satan, have a life, try to bone a good looking girl, try getting on dopes and have a life!

  • all the black metal fans are cock lovers!

  • Funny comments, apparently you've got a lot of spare time in your hands!

  • Dani Filth is a gay

  • 3 known species of metalheads:

    the scandinavian long hair

    the american short hair

    and the bald guys

  • I always liked No. 9 -.-

    and 4th is my favourite singer and he is B-E-A-U-T-Y.

    No. 3: somebody was WWF fan ;DD

    No. 2: weapon in the middle reminds me "M" from Mayhem logo. funniest thing in Immortal is their corpsepaint mostly

    and in No. 1 they all look like Avatars xD

  • The people on the pictures are soo badasses!!! NOT lol

  • if cradle isnt black metal, why is it in the video?

  • @falsehope444444 because metallica dick 13 is a noob just like you.

  • @Varder666 im just asking a question, u dont have to start trolling like that.

  • @falsehope444444 Well you did troll in a Justin Bieber video didn't you? :D Cradle of Filth hasn't been black metal since 1995.

  • @Varder666 i was saying u were trolling, i never said i didnt troll. and cof wasnt black metal til 1993 tpoemf wasnt black metal at all

  • @falsehope444444 I read they started out as a death metal band. Seems like I misunderstood your first comment sorry about that.

  • @Varder666 the closest thing cof got to black metal was there demos, idk if it is bm or not, and there is a diff. between trolling on justin beiver videos and black metal vid.

  • Ur Fucking Wrong

  • dude, you need some attention

  • I find them all equally ridiculous. All a bunch a grown-ass men wearing make up, wearing costumes and pretending to be evil. There's no difference between these posers and a kid dressing up for Halloween. They're all acting tough and pretend they love death but I bet they cry just as much as anyone else when their mommy dies.

  • black metal is the ultimate in human retardation. Grown men (usually) running around with kabooky makeup pretending to be evil.. i just have to laugh. I think these ppl must have stopped maturing around the age of 13 and was able to make some money have a bunch of emo followers. fun times to be had there.

  • how is Cradle of Filth Black Metal?

  • F.O.A.D.

  • Danni filth is incredibly gay.

  • Actually, apart from the Helsinki mistake, I think this kid IS very intelligent & funny, witty, even; however, dude, I'd let up on all the "gay~bashing," not only because it's wrong & immature & reflects badly upon yourself in place of the subject matter, but because lots of these dudes ARE gay ~ & when they are, it's pretty obvious! So do what you are clearly capable of doing ~ be more imaginative with your vocabulary, & people will give you much more respect! (Said with affection, Criss)

  • uploader=faggot

  • @BourgeoisCigar thanks mate!

  • I must say...some pictures were funny indeed, but you took part in nothing except the upload. I can already tell you're some sort of fucked up christian that needs to be put down like a sick animal :) you're a joking excuse of a little man among more others like you.

  • Was this supposed to be funny?

  • it would be "ok" if you haven't copy-paste photos and EXACT text from one of those websites...

  • Hey is the music of the Tenacious D!!! Hail Jack Black, you are a real metalhead!!!! :p

  • Anyones knows the song between 4:42 - 6:53???

  • @mrblackfield6 Hi mate, it's Arch Enemy's 'Dead Eyes See No Future' from their 'Anthems Of Rebellion' album.

    Cheers,

  • Real Black Metal died back in the mid 90's. All it seems to be now are a bunch of gay ass poser wannabe black metal bands! Fuck these gay bands with their over produced albums and ridiculous get ups........you're a joke!!! These bands have killed what Black metal truely stood for at one time!!!

  • @Ghidorah13 Over produced? You mean they used a vocal mic instead of an answering machine to record their albums?

  • @Ghidorah13 Might be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, there's is still a lot of great black metal bands out there, for instance a band from my very own country, sweden. Ever heard of Watain? My all time fav. black metal band, and they have well produced albums and stunning artwork for everything they do. And not to mention the stage and all their props. But I guess it's more "true" if the music is of low quality and nobody ever heard of the band lol.

  • @Ghidorah13 chill out theres still some good BM bands out there today

  • Dani filth is not gay ¬ ¬ "

  • @beckyeasy I BEG to differ.

  • Cradle of filth is from england retard. you cant say shit about bands unless you know a bit about them first... posers...

  • @HoboHouseProductions Ha! Yeah, you can. You're telling me I couldn't talk shit about Brittany Spears unless I knew what country she was from?

  • gotta admit its pretty funny, theres nothing better than a guy trying to look bad XD

  • i would rather have watched the top 10 least ridiculous black metal photos. that would've been more entertaining.. like "Oh look. here's Immortal, and they're sitting down to brunch in quite modest dress... no corpse paint or black leather.."

  • Nor if COF they is BRITISH

  • Hilarious. All hail the Abbath!

  • But you gotta admit Stian Aarstad was the best keyboardist in Black Metal, in my opinion. And the best member of early Dimmu Borgir

  • Wish I could read the text. Change the font color next time.

  • Number 2 was a prettey kickass pic

  • The most ridiculous thing of this video is the first song, and yes some pictures are really ridiculous but others not

  • @yoryovkorne How fucking dare you call Tenacious D ridiculous!!! You little cunt

  • @Zernabog lol, it is ridiculous to have a tenacious D song in a black metal video, u big ass cunt

  • Yeah, Dani is always doing something gay, like singing, or performing on stage, or standing.

  • how is cradle of filth from Helsinki cos dani is from england 

  • YOU HAVE THE NERVE TH CUT DOWN BLACK METALLERS BUT YOU LIKE METALLICA .METALLICA IS A HAS BEEN MAINSTREAM BAND NOW YOU IDIOT.

  • YOU HAVE THE NERVE TH CUT DOWN BLACK METALLERS BUT YOU LIKE METALLICA .METALLICA IS A HAS BEEN MAINSTREM BAND NOW YOU IDIOT.

  • @diamond09ify and that's supposed to make it bad or something?

  • Is it also a faux pas to spell it "fopaux"?

  • 2:51 xD xD ... fucking alien =D

  • @usmcpandaface WTF? black dahlia murder isn´t even metal asshole they´re a copy from the Gothemburg Metal (melodic Death from Swedish) koorpliklaani play good music is true metal havin a good time no poser as you fuckkkk core one of most crap ever make from stupid punk metal is like eating an apple everybody trought away the fucking core hahaha poser..

  • 1 darkthrone rules, you suck

    2 he use suspenders because he had ns ideology

    3 skinhead black metal

    4 dani filth is not even metal, hes a fucking goth poser

    5 come on... immortal???they are fucking vikings..

  • @armaggedoom immortal isnt viking metal fukin retard

  • @666StealingSociety i know, you mother fucker, they are blackmetal but they are from norwaya nd they had viking culture(scandinavia), thats the reason to wear this spikes an axes, that things..and retard your fucking mother asshole

  • hmm, Guy think that if you look old-and you are BALD, you are not good heavy metal artist. And If you look like alien, you are NOT fucking good heavy metal artist.

    And what you do? You trhink you are like fun ore something, when you tell your shity jokes. ''Have his own hockey team?'' HA-HA-HAA! It does'nt matter what they look like! Did you know that

  • What a fucktard, he only copy-pasted an article from a review site called Ruthless Reviews, same pics and same comments.....the article is from 2005-2006 (it has two parts) ...but he added a couple of his retarded opinions here and there and screwed it.... Oh and the ''Helsinki, Sweden'', part, it's a joke that only made sense in the original article; it had a link to an interview of Dani Filth saying that or something in those lines.

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  • the guy who made this video is flat out dumb. i'd enjoy beating this worthless cocksucker into a pulp.

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH­AHAHAHA

    NICE TEXT AT THE 8TH PHOTO HAHAHAHAH

  • Yes, dani filth is gay.. thats how he has a wife and daughter XD

  • Name of tha last song?

    

  • @Monhold Dead eyes see no future by Arch Enemy

  • @Gently69 I said tha last the last song starts at 6:53 and not earlier ;-)

  • @Monhold Ok xD, is One by Metallica

  • an english dude who is from helsinki, sweden.

    rofl

  • Video is funny as hell. Don't know why there's slightly more dislikes than likes.

  • Dude, you want us to watch the video, we want to watch it for the pics, and what you do is cover them up with some words and play Un-Black Metal music (nothing against Tenacious D anyone)

  • haha....black metal frodo...haha. :)

  • I always thought Dani filth looked epic xD he looks really gay when he's not dressed up. Get a picture of that.

  • Freaks. Black Metal Ist Krieg!!!

  • this video was funny as fuck,almost as funny as all the angry comments on this page from black metal fanboys.i like to listen to BM as much as the next metal fan,but c'mon.u would have to be naive or a damn fool not to notice how rediculously gimmicky it is,this video only points it out.

  • Thank you for pointing out how gimmicky black metal can be.

  • Aw mate ;that was the funniest 7 minutes i've had in 30 years of loving Metal !! Thanks very much for the posting ;it shows we have a groovy sense of Humour !!!! I thought i might have seen some daft photos of Hellhammer from way back where Tom Warrior looks Anorexic and Martin Ain is squeezing an invisible grapefruit...Cheers mate.

  • If you don't like it / don't care, why all the trouble in making this?

    U-R-Gay as fuck

  • one trash of video

  • THIS VIDEO SUCKS DICK..YOU KNOW NOTHING BUT COPY AND PASTE FROM GOOGLE. SLOB ON --MY--BALLS.

  • Dude... Helsinki is in Finland not Sweden...

  • Hey metallicaddict13, great idea using white text. You are a bigger dumbass than anyone in these pics. We cant read anything you typed.

  • Is a fan of METALLICA pufff

  • What else has fallen out of the devil's vagina this week? Maybe it's obvious but Helsinki is not in Sweden and it's spelled "faux pas"

  • this is gay

  • Dude, Helsinki is in Finland. It's true COF have gotten a bit gay over time, but they're from Suffolk, England. And please lay off Immortal or Satyricon. They KICK ASS...

  • @Amphioxus2029 Immortal is laughed by many people..........SAD BUT TRUE! And past time I laughed Satyricon's picture, but I think Immortal "One by one" is cool and now Satyricon is cool too.

  • Ok... If youre making a video about black metal why not play some black metal? I mean Tenacious D? They're fun, but they don't really fit here. Black Metal is kind of ridiculous, you need to realize that, It's over the top, but in an awesome sort of way. Not to mention the music cut off and you didn't even add another song... overall, a bad video, you should really not knock something you know nothing about...

  • This is why I cannot take black metal seriously.

  • Wait wait wait , what???Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki , Sweden?

    It's obviously clear that you're 13 years old , sorry ass bitch.

  • Song rocks your socks off even if you listen Heavy or Black Metal.

  • LOOOL Funny shit. No offence BM fans, I am a fan of BM but I have to say the corpse paint thing is really stupid and the PVC shit just makes them look like they belong in a gay bar

  • most of the black metal looks gay

  • @mrelisamuel most of all blackmetal sucks. sound like ten year olds trying to scream

  • @SuperXaster

    You're getting mixed up with screamo berr.

  • lol all the stuff u said about dani filth makes no sense... you say hes always doing something gay? in what pictures? nothing gay about that pic bro... and ur saying they suck because no other black metal band sold out like them??? just because they have alot of fans that means they suck? im not saying i like cradle but if ur gonna say they suck or they r gay atleast prove it.

  • A lot of Black Metal fans are gonna hate me for this, but fuck it. Mayhem is the only great black metal band so far. Not only they were the first ones and are one of the more fucked up bands in the world for so many years, but they also don't try to look though by taking ridiculous pictures and havind hundreds of spikes. Dead was really insane, he didn't even have to wear exagerated clothes to prove it. However, I do like some black metal bands, but Mayhem will always be my favourite

  • Black metal bands look fucking retarded, but they're not trying to. Jack Black makes himself look like an ass on purpose.

  • i think its funny your bitching about black metal bands and how gay they look playing tenacious d and arch enemy > fucking lame ass fag! you dont know shit about black metal>> fucking idiot

  • Clicked it off once i heard Tenacious D.

  • Metallicaddict13. I can only guess that "Metallica ddict" is a misspelling of "Metallica dick" and that "13" is appended not because you're the 13th uncreative moron to use a band name and the word 'addict' as your youtube alias but because it is, in fact, your age. Your parents know you post inane videos to youtube that make no sense whatsoever? No, I'm not a black metal fan, I stumbled upon this video through 'related' hopping and can honestly say I've never been less entertained.

  • hahaha Helsinki, Sweden...

    is in Finland

  • I don't know if it's supposed to be some sort of bad humor/sarcasm, but man, how the fuck can you publish and even think something as stupid as Helsinki is in Sweden!! If you'd say that to some finnish dudes, you'd be beaten... Go to school or find even a little info about the bands...

  • although i love tenacious D, this song is massively inappropriate for this genre.

  • i ove the arch enemy song :X :X dead eyes see no future

  • ha ha ha ha you should just kill yourself for making this retarded ass video. i dont see one good comment about it. most of these pics are epic, and how black metal is and should stay. i know you dont understand it so just go suck a dick and listen to metallica:)

  • It is spelled "faux pas" you compulsive donkey vomit-hole fornicator! get the drool outts ya shit face! oh wait.. leave it there!

  • How that mother fucker got pics of all my family members?

  • Learn Geography...

  • some of this bands are great.. how could you id that you're motherfucker?

  • man , Helsinki is not in Sweden... It's in Finland...

  • that would be sweet if they had a black metal tag team and by the way fuck u for insulting these bands except for the band with the alein head i dont like them that much

  • LMFAO!!! Helsinki Sweden?!

  • love the the song !

  • everyone is so angry hahaha

  • This video is fucking class.

    I don't mind some Black Metal (mainstream 'untrve' BM), but the people recording it are fucking posers lol

    Oh, and this video has 1349 dislikes. Just thought I'd point that out :-P

  • Pics are funny but you suck. Dont try to tell some "funny" story about every photo, you moron.

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  • Im probably one of the biggest black/death metal fans out there, and this is fucking hilarious. It's called a sense of humor you assholes

  • That song that came after "The Metal" starting at pic 2, what is it? I really like it.

  • calm down people everyone makes fun of there favorite bands once in a while...or a least im assuming this guy likes black metal........watever i make fun of kerry king all the time cause he looks ridiculous with the stupid glasses that he wears all the time........haha you know wat im talking about the ones that look like goggles

  • fucking idiot, helsinki is in finland, i live there

  • I thought Cradle of Filth was considered some kind of gothic metal.. That's what I called it, atleast..

  • doesnt satyricon have a picture similar to the number 1?

  • if you don't like cradle of filth than FUCK YOU.

  • dood that was so fucking hilarious..nice picture slide thing

  • fopaux? the "fact" at 4.01 is a faux pas, and you single-handedly turned back time a couple of centuries, to the Swedish rule, and probably made a bunch of Finnish people hate you...

  • who is the second song that shit jams

  • @guitargod666able Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future

    and yeah this list something else...

  • Should have used a better colour for the spiel!

  • Hellz Yeah Ruthless Reviews FTMFW

  • I think you're more confident in being stuck observing black metal pictures rather than actually know the black metal culture...

  • Dissing on Darkthrone is a sin, dissing on black metal pictures, that is ok tho.

  • Isn't Cradle of Filth a British band, not Swedish?

  • I like how the song is more amazing than the discography's of any of these bands Haha

  • he looks like orochimaru lol

  • Well I play football and I wanna know where I can get those football shinguards form the pic in 2:15s or 4:26s or even 4:47? But those in the pic at 2:15s are very cool.

    Take care people.

  • Cralde of filth is from The U.K you dumb ass mother fucker hahah before and Helsinki is in Finland you idiot get your information right before you post a video

    trying to sound smart and cool you just made an ass of yourself go die

  • haha - Cradle of Filth is the best band ever, and there isn't gonna be some troll on youtube that can change peoples mind about their bands. What band do you listen to, queer fucktard?

  • Damn. You took the SERIOUSLY HOTT picture of Dani Filth. Very droolsome and orgasmic.

    Ah, in my opinion, the first song is even more ridiculous than the pictures. Too bad for me, this failed to make me laugh ):<

  • Dani Filth gay? His was the most badass photo in there. He does gothic and vampyric poses for all his photos coz that's his nature, plus it's the promo pics for Cradle of Filth, I've seen casual shots of him and he just looks like a normal everyday guy. So you better watch what you say about him coz he's probably got more fans than any other Gothic / Black Metal band out there, and his fans (including me) will fucking tear you apart.

  • @Utgangen - lol you're a fag -- Dani Gay sucks cocks. By the way he didn't make this dumbass.

  • @Wrath6909 What do you mean he didn't make this? what's it go to do with anything? And if you'd like to argue about this, i'd prefer to do it in person rather than hiding behind computer screens.

  • @Utgangen - He didn't make this himself. He stole this from a Zine that came out years ago. If you want to insult this guy, don't!, Insult the guy who made it and whom he ripped it off from.

  • @Wrath6909 Right, well i wasn't aware that he didn't make this himself, for which i apologise for my outrage. But then you had no need to call me a fag because you don't know me, and also a dumbass, all you had to say was that this guy hadn't created this and leave it at that, and then we'd all be happy.

  • @Utgangen - Okay? Well I was happy before that. So I don't see where the happiness part came in forth, but if it made you upset that is sadly your fault. Adios!

  • @Wrath6909 I just admitted, i got angry because someone insulted one of my favorite bands. at the time i didn't realise that it was the wrong person i got angry at. But it still doesn't justify you calling me a fag and a dumbass. I apologised for getting angry at the wrong person, and you still attack me, what the fuck's up with that?

  • first of all... to take ANYONE serious enough ESPECIALLY with Metallica in their name... I hope Chuck Schuldiner comes to reap your soul... seriously.

  • 1328 black metal fans take their shit way too seriously and have tried to take these kinds of pictures

  • the guy who done this is a real pussy.. go get fucked if u hav nofing else to do pathetic gay kid

  • Wtf? I started reading the description and it seemed you knew how to define black metal. I agree that some of these pics are...heheh, poor to say the least. But it seems that you really don't know anything about what black metal is about, but instead try to point as many non-black metal things in each photo. That's nothing to do with black metal. You could as well have been a teenage girl ranting on "fat" models in some girls magazine.

  • You should have chosen a colored font, like yellow.

    It's practically unreadable. All of those pictures have a white background or a super pale skinned guy.

  • I have a question, how the hell do you have over 2,000 subscribers?? Your a moron, and you have no idea what your talking about. Is that how you go about reassuring yourself that your cool? 'Hey, dude i have no clue what these bands over here are trying to say but, i know i dont like it so....Lets make a Top Ten Worst Video and put it on Youtube and people will like me. I HAVE FRIENDS NOW!' Good job, Douchebag

  • immortal are like the black metal beauty queens

  • That guy in the left of nr.1 looks like from the avatar xD

  • im a black metal fan but i also like Metallica . there s no point of comparing these since its so stupid to do so , obviously this guy doesnt know what he s talkin about , i can collect some pix and make a video with lots of F word on it call it : the most ridiculous fucking asshole on the planet in 10 pix

  • EXECELENT DESCROPTION NOW THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS VIDEOS OWS ME HIS SEXY SLUTTY SISTER

  • Why the fuck does it matter where the band is made? If it has screeched vocals and satanic lyrics it meets the requirements for me. Fuck, it's so easy to troll you obsessive black metal fans.