Cradle of filth are all English apart from their drummer and Dani Filth is awesome; and is married to a woman. COF are not black metal they are gothic
@psteveable look at them with all they swords and chains and white faces! I heard dance electronica more satanic and aggressive than that! Let's get real, black metal is for kids who try to be evil! Wake up man, there is no god or satan, have a life, try to bone a good looking girl, try getting on dopes and have a life!
@Varder666 the closest thing cof got to black metal was there demos, idk if it is bm or not, and there is a diff. between trolling on justin beiver videos and black metal vid.
I find them all equally ridiculous. All a bunch a grown-ass men wearing make up, wearing costumes and pretending to be evil. There's no difference between these posers and a kid dressing up for Halloween. They're all acting tough and pretend they love death but I bet they cry just as much as anyone else when their mommy dies.
black metal is the ultimate in human retardation. Grown men (usually) running around with kabooky makeup pretending to be evil.. i just have to laugh. I think these ppl must have stopped maturing around the age of 13 and was able to make some money have a bunch of emo followers. fun times to be had there.
Actually, apart from the Helsinki mistake, I think this kid IS very intelligent & funny, witty, even; however, dude, I'd let up on all the "gay~bashing," not only because it's wrong & immature & reflects badly upon yourself in place of the subject matter, but because lots of these dudes ARE gay ~ & when they are, it's pretty obvious! So do what you are clearly capable of doing ~ be more imaginative with your vocabulary, & people will give you much more respect! (Said with affection, Criss)
I must say...some pictures were funny indeed, but you took part in nothing except the upload. I can already tell you're some sort of fucked up christian that needs to be put down like a sick animal :) you're a joking excuse of a little man among more others like you.
Real Black Metal died back in the mid 90's. All it seems to be now are a bunch of gay ass poser wannabe black metal bands! Fuck these gay bands with their over produced albums and ridiculous get ups........you're a joke!!! These bands have killed what Black metal truely stood for at one time!!!
@Ghidorah13 Might be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, there's is still a lot of great black metal bands out there, for instance a band from my very own country, sweden. Ever heard of Watain? My all time fav. black metal band, and they have well produced albums and stunning artwork for everything they do. And not to mention the stage and all their props. But I guess it's more "true" if the music is of low quality and nobody ever heard of the band lol.
i would rather have watched the top 10 least ridiculous black metal photos. that would've been more entertaining.. like "Oh look. here's Immortal, and they're sitting down to brunch in quite modest dress... no corpse paint or black leather.."
@usmcpandaface WTF? black dahlia murder isn´t even metal asshole they´re a copy from the Gothemburg Metal (melodic Death from Swedish) koorpliklaani play good music is true metal havin a good time no poser as you fuckkkk core one of most crap ever make from stupid punk metal is like eating an apple everybody trought away the fucking core hahaha poser..
@usmcpandaface WTF? black dahlia murder isn´t even metal asshole they´re a copy from the Gothemburg Metal (melodic Death from Swedish) koorpliklaani play good music is true metal havin a good time no poser as you fuckkkk core one of most crap ever make from stupid punk metal is like eating an apple everybody trought away the fucking core hahaha poser..
@666StealingSociety i know, you mother fucker, they are blackmetal but they are from norwaya nd they had viking culture(scandinavia), thats the reason to wear this spikes an axes, that things..and retard your fucking mother asshole
hmm, Guy think that if you look old-and you are BALD, you are not good heavy metal artist. And If you look like alien, you are NOT fucking good heavy metal artist.
And what you do? You trhink you are like fun ore something, when you tell your shity jokes. ''Have his own hockey team?'' HA-HA-HAA! It does'nt matter what they look like! Did you know that
What a fucktard, he only copy-pasted an article from a review site called Ruthless Reviews, same pics and same comments.....the article is from 2005-2006 (it has two parts) ...but he added a couple of his retarded opinions here and there and screwed it.... Oh and the ''Helsinki, Sweden'', part, it's a joke that only made sense in the original article; it had a link to an interview of Dani Filth saying that or something in those lines.
Dude, you want us to watch the video, we want to watch it for the pics, and what you do is cover them up with some words and play Un-Black Metal music (nothing against Tenacious D anyone)
this video was funny as fuck,almost as funny as all the angry comments on this page from black metal fanboys.i like to listen to BM as much as the next metal fan,but c'mon.u would have to be naive or a damn fool not to notice how rediculously gimmicky it is,this video only points it out.
Aw mate ;that was the funniest 7 minutes i've had in 30 years of loving Metal !! Thanks very much for the posting ;it shows we have a groovy sense of Humour !!!! I thought i might have seen some daft photos of Hellhammer from way back where Tom Warrior looks Anorexic and Martin Ain is squeezing an invisible grapefruit...Cheers mate.
Dude, Helsinki is in Finland. It's true COF have gotten a bit gay over time, but they're from Suffolk, England. And please lay off Immortal or Satyricon. They KICK ASS...
@Amphioxus2029 Immortal is laughed by many people..........SAD BUT TRUE! And past time I laughed Satyricon's picture, but I think Immortal "One by one" is cool and now Satyricon is cool too.
Ok... If youre making a video about black metal why not play some black metal? I mean Tenacious D? They're fun, but they don't really fit here. Black Metal is kind of ridiculous, you need to realize that, It's over the top, but in an awesome sort of way. Not to mention the music cut off and you didn't even add another song... overall, a bad video, you should really not knock something you know nothing about...
LOOOL Funny shit. No offence BM fans, I am a fan of BM but I have to say the corpse paint thing is really stupid and the PVC shit just makes them look like they belong in a gay bar
lol all the stuff u said about dani filth makes no sense... you say hes always doing something gay? in what pictures? nothing gay about that pic bro... and ur saying they suck because no other black metal band sold out like them??? just because they have alot of fans that means they suck? im not saying i like cradle but if ur gonna say they suck or they r gay atleast prove it.
A lot of Black Metal fans are gonna hate me for this, but fuck it. Mayhem is the only great black metal band so far. Not only they were the first ones and are one of the more fucked up bands in the world for so many years, but they also don't try to look though by taking ridiculous pictures and havind hundreds of spikes. Dead was really insane, he didn't even have to wear exagerated clothes to prove it. However, I do like some black metal bands, but Mayhem will always be my favourite
i think its funny your bitching about black metal bands and how gay they look playing tenacious d and arch enemy > fucking lame ass fag! you dont know shit about black metal>> fucking idiot
Metallicaddict13. I can only guess that "Metallica ddict" is a misspelling of "Metallica dick" and that "13" is appended not because you're the 13th uncreative moron to use a band name and the word 'addict' as your youtube alias but because it is, in fact, your age. Your parents know you post inane videos to youtube that make no sense whatsoever? No, I'm not a black metal fan, I stumbled upon this video through 'related' hopping and can honestly say I've never been less entertained.
I don't know if it's supposed to be some sort of bad humor/sarcasm, but man, how the fuck can you publish and even think something as stupid as Helsinki is in Sweden!! If you'd say that to some finnish dudes, you'd be beaten... Go to school or find even a little info about the bands...
ha ha ha ha you should just kill yourself for making this retarded ass video. i dont see one good comment about it. most of these pics are epic, and how black metal is and should stay. i know you dont understand it so just go suck a dick and listen to metallica:)
that would be sweet if they had a black metal tag team and by the way fuck u for insulting these bands except for the band with the alein head i dont like them that much
calm down people everyone makes fun of there favorite bands once in a while...or a least im assuming this guy likes black metal........watever i make fun of kerry king all the time cause he looks ridiculous with the stupid glasses that he wears all the time........haha you know wat im talking about the ones that look like goggles
fopaux? the "fact" at 4.01 is a faux pas, and you single-handedly turned back time a couple of centuries, to the Swedish rule, and probably made a bunch of Finnish people hate you...
Well I play football and I wanna know where I can get those football shinguards form the pic in 2:15s or 4:26s or even 4:47? But those in the pic at 2:15s are very cool.
Cralde of filth is from The U.K you dumb ass mother fucker hahah before and Helsinki is in Finland you idiot get your information right before you post a video
trying to sound smart and cool you just made an ass of yourself go die
haha - Cradle of Filth is the best band ever, and there isn't gonna be some troll on youtube that can change peoples mind about their bands. What band do you listen to, queer fucktard?
Dani Filth gay? His was the most badass photo in there. He does gothic and vampyric poses for all his photos coz that's his nature, plus it's the promo pics for Cradle of Filth, I've seen casual shots of him and he just looks like a normal everyday guy. So you better watch what you say about him coz he's probably got more fans than any other Gothic / Black Metal band out there, and his fans (including me) will fucking tear you apart.
@Wrath6909 What do you mean he didn't make this? what's it go to do with anything? And if you'd like to argue about this, i'd prefer to do it in person rather than hiding behind computer screens.
@Utgangen - He didn't make this himself. He stole this from a Zine that came out years ago. If you want to insult this guy, don't!, Insult the guy who made it and whom he ripped it off from.
@Wrath6909 Right, well i wasn't aware that he didn't make this himself, for which i apologise for my outrage. But then you had no need to call me a fag because you don't know me, and also a dumbass, all you had to say was that this guy hadn't created this and leave it at that, and then we'd all be happy.
@Utgangen - Okay? Well I was happy before that. So I don't see where the happiness part came in forth, but if it made you upset that is sadly your fault. Adios!
@Wrath6909 I just admitted, i got angry because someone insulted one of my favorite bands. at the time i didn't realise that it was the wrong person i got angry at. But it still doesn't justify you calling me a fag and a dumbass. I apologised for getting angry at the wrong person, and you still attack me, what the fuck's up with that?
first of all... to take ANYONE serious enough ESPECIALLY with Metallica in their name... I hope Chuck Schuldiner comes to reap your soul... seriously.
Wtf? I started reading the description and it seemed you knew how to define black metal. I agree that some of these pics are...heheh, poor to say the least. But it seems that you really don't know anything about what black metal is about, but instead try to point as many non-black metal things in each photo. That's nothing to do with black metal. You could as well have been a teenage girl ranting on "fat" models in some girls magazine.
I have a question, how the hell do you have over 2,000 subscribers?? Your a moron, and you have no idea what your talking about. Is that how you go about reassuring yourself that your cool? 'Hey, dude i have no clue what these bands over here are trying to say but, i know i dont like it so....Lets make a Top Ten Worst Video and put it on Youtube and people will like me. I HAVE FRIENDS NOW!' Good job, Douchebag
im a black metal fan but i also like Metallica . there s no point of comparing these since its so stupid to do so , obviously this guy doesnt know what he s talkin about , i can collect some pix and make a video with lots of F word on it call it : the most ridiculous fucking asshole on the planet in 10 pix
Why the fuck does it matter where the band is made? If it has screeched vocals and satanic lyrics it meets the requirements for me. Fuck, it's so easy to troll you obsessive black metal fans.
rock n' roll is fucking cool
157dvs 1 week ago
Cradle is from England so is Dany boy...obviously ol
Becca9394 1 week ago
Black metal = Biggest poserest shit ever
hashimali72 2 weeks ago
All black metal is fucking ridiculous!
skeistan 2 weeks ago
FUCK YOU! IMMORTAL ARE GODS!
puppamelo74 3 weeks ago
@puppamelo74 BUT VERY BAD POSERS
TheSnookky 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
nice vid man Just Great
TomekHujek988 1 month ago
Cradle of filth is not blacK metal u idiot! And danny filth is not gay. But well the gay one is the uploader.
akumathedevil 1 month ago
cradle of filth is not from sweden, there from england you arse
kenna2k10 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK, HELSINKI, SWEDEN???? YOU FUCKING DUMBASSS...
M08bballer 2 months ago
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVampiriaBlood 2 months ago
funny , specially the wwf tag team and the bald guy XD
Davidkix 2 months ago
You suck, bitch! Fenriz is God!!
Yasmena2104 3 months ago
duuuude, i PS'ed the #3 pic. I'm sure it would interest u. Maybe u would want to feature it in some vid for the lols.
handom85 3 months ago
Cradle of filth are all English apart from their drummer and Dani Filth is awesome; and is married to a woman. COF are not black metal they are gothic
TheSamfrog 3 months ago
who made this video is a fucking christian poser
berzerkerful 3 months ago
@psteveable look at them with all they swords and chains and white faces! I heard dance electronica more satanic and aggressive than that! Let's get real, black metal is for kids who try to be evil! Wake up man, there is no god or satan, have a life, try to bone a good looking girl, try getting on dopes and have a life!
Samyaza69 4 months ago
all the black metal fans are cock lovers!
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zekct747 4 months ago
Funny comments, apparently you've got a lot of spare time in your hands!
zekct747 4 months ago
Dani Filth is a gay
Icebraineletro 4 months ago
3 known species of metalheads:
the scandinavian long hair
the american short hair
and the bald guys
Runningtail 4 months ago
I always liked No. 9 -.-
and 4th is my favourite singer and he is B-E-A-U-T-Y.
No. 3: somebody was WWF fan ;DD
No. 2: weapon in the middle reminds me "M" from Mayhem logo. funniest thing in Immortal is their corpsepaint mostly
and in No. 1 they all look like Avatars xD
QriiW 5 months ago
The people on the pictures are soo badasses!!! NOT lol
TyPaen 5 months ago
if cradle isnt black metal, why is it in the video?
falsehope444444 6 months ago
@falsehope444444 because metallica dick 13 is a noob just like you.
Varder666 5 months ago
@Varder666 im just asking a question, u dont have to start trolling like that.
falsehope444444 5 months ago
@falsehope444444 Well you did troll in a Justin Bieber video didn't you? :D Cradle of Filth hasn't been black metal since 1995.
Varder666 5 months ago
@Varder666 i was saying u were trolling, i never said i didnt troll. and cof wasnt black metal til 1993 tpoemf wasnt black metal at all
falsehope444444 5 months ago
@falsehope444444 I read they started out as a death metal band. Seems like I misunderstood your first comment sorry about that.
Varder666 5 months ago
@Varder666 the closest thing cof got to black metal was there demos, idk if it is bm or not, and there is a diff. between trolling on justin beiver videos and black metal vid.
falsehope444444 5 months ago
Ur Fucking Wrong
leocasillas369 6 months ago
dude, you need some attention
Sahin456 6 months ago
I find them all equally ridiculous. All a bunch a grown-ass men wearing make up, wearing costumes and pretending to be evil. There's no difference between these posers and a kid dressing up for Halloween. They're all acting tough and pretend they love death but I bet they cry just as much as anyone else when their mommy dies.
nielsboex 6 months ago
black metal is the ultimate in human retardation. Grown men (usually) running around with kabooky makeup pretending to be evil.. i just have to laugh. I think these ppl must have stopped maturing around the age of 13 and was able to make some money have a bunch of emo followers. fun times to be had there.
shatomea 6 months ago
how is Cradle of Filth Black Metal?
actionist2009 6 months ago
F.O.A.D.
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Metal4everAndAlways1 7 months ago
Danni filth is incredibly gay.
feesww 7 months ago
Actually, apart from the Helsinki mistake, I think this kid IS very intelligent & funny, witty, even; however, dude, I'd let up on all the "gay~bashing," not only because it's wrong & immature & reflects badly upon yourself in place of the subject matter, but because lots of these dudes ARE gay ~ & when they are, it's pretty obvious! So do what you are clearly capable of doing ~ be more imaginative with your vocabulary, & people will give you much more respect! (Said with affection, Criss)
Slayedgah 7 months ago
uploader=faggot
Smackenzieth 7 months ago
@BourgeoisCigar thanks mate!
mrblackfield6 7 months ago
I must say...some pictures were funny indeed, but you took part in nothing except the upload. I can already tell you're some sort of fucked up christian that needs to be put down like a sick animal :) you're a joking excuse of a little man among more others like you.
ONA5252 7 months ago
Was this supposed to be funny?
friendlyfirez 7 months ago
it would be "ok" if you haven't copy-paste photos and EXACT text from one of those websites...
njmfff 7 months ago
Hey is the music of the Tenacious D!!! Hail Jack Black, you are a real metalhead!!!! :p
supernaturalrockstar 7 months ago
Anyones knows the song between 4:42 - 6:53???
mrblackfield6 8 months ago
@mrblackfield6 Hi mate, it's Arch Enemy's 'Dead Eyes See No Future' from their 'Anthems Of Rebellion' album.
Cheers,
BourgeoisCigar 7 months ago
Real Black Metal died back in the mid 90's. All it seems to be now are a bunch of gay ass poser wannabe black metal bands! Fuck these gay bands with their over produced albums and ridiculous get ups........you're a joke!!! These bands have killed what Black metal truely stood for at one time!!!
Ghidorah13 8 months ago
@Ghidorah13 Over produced? You mean they used a vocal mic instead of an answering machine to record their albums?
SoadOwnsUrFace 8 months ago
@Ghidorah13 Might be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, there's is still a lot of great black metal bands out there, for instance a band from my very own country, sweden. Ever heard of Watain? My all time fav. black metal band, and they have well produced albums and stunning artwork for everything they do. And not to mention the stage and all their props. But I guess it's more "true" if the music is of low quality and nobody ever heard of the band lol.
ProstituteCorpse 7 months ago
@Ghidorah13 chill out theres still some good BM bands out there today
Smackenzieth 7 months ago
Dani filth is not gay ¬ ¬ "
beckyeasy 8 months ago
@beckyeasy I BEG to differ.
stabyourcat 8 months ago
Cradle of filth is from england retard. you cant say shit about bands unless you know a bit about them first... posers...
HoboHouseProductions 8 months ago
@HoboHouseProductions Ha! Yeah, you can. You're telling me I couldn't talk shit about Brittany Spears unless I knew what country she was from?
stabyourcat 8 months ago
gotta admit its pretty funny, theres nothing better than a guy trying to look bad XD
Firedrakul2 8 months ago
i would rather have watched the top 10 least ridiculous black metal photos. that would've been more entertaining.. like "Oh look. here's Immortal, and they're sitting down to brunch in quite modest dress... no corpse paint or black leather.."
killthatcity 8 months ago
Nor if COF they is BRITISH
Belgdor 9 months ago
Hilarious. All hail the Abbath!
MissEgasMoniz 9 months ago
But you gotta admit Stian Aarstad was the best keyboardist in Black Metal, in my opinion. And the best member of early Dimmu Borgir
stoicfan 9 months ago
Wish I could read the text. Change the font color next time.
MagCynic 9 months ago
Number 2 was a prettey kickass pic
mohmaser 9 months ago
The most ridiculous thing of this video is the first song, and yes some pictures are really ridiculous but others not
yoryovkorne 9 months ago
@yoryovkorne How fucking dare you call Tenacious D ridiculous!!! You little cunt
Zernabog 9 months ago
@Zernabog lol, it is ridiculous to have a tenacious D song in a black metal video, u big ass cunt
Mazter0fMuppetz 9 months ago
Yeah, Dani is always doing something gay, like singing, or performing on stage, or standing.
DONTCKLICKMYNAME 9 months ago
how is cradle of filth from Helsinki cos dani is from england
drewcox010101 9 months ago
YOU HAVE THE NERVE TH CUT DOWN BLACK METALLERS BUT YOU LIKE METALLICA .METALLICA IS A HAS BEEN MAINSTREAM BAND NOW YOU IDIOT.
diamond09ify 9 months ago
YOU HAVE THE NERVE TH CUT DOWN BLACK METALLERS BUT YOU LIKE METALLICA .METALLICA IS A HAS BEEN MAINSTREM BAND NOW YOU IDIOT.
diamond09ify 9 months ago
@diamond09ify and that's supposed to make it bad or something?
hadomaru 8 months ago
Is it also a faux pas to spell it "fopaux"?
rassilonsrod 9 months ago
2:51 xD xD ... fucking alien =D
Premdus 10 months ago
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@usmcpandaface WTF? black dahlia murder isn´t even metal asshole they´re a copy from the Gothemburg Metal (melodic Death from Swedish) koorpliklaani play good music is true metal havin a good time no poser as you fuckkkk core one of most crap ever make from stupid punk metal is like eating an apple everybody trought away the fucking core hahaha poser..
est1057508 10 months ago
@usmcpandaface WTF? black dahlia murder isn´t even metal asshole they´re a copy from the Gothemburg Metal (melodic Death from Swedish) koorpliklaani play good music is true metal havin a good time no poser as you fuckkkk core one of most crap ever make from stupid punk metal is like eating an apple everybody trought away the fucking core hahaha poser..
est1057508 10 months ago
1 darkthrone rules, you suck
2 he use suspenders because he had ns ideology
3 skinhead black metal
4 dani filth is not even metal, hes a fucking goth poser
5 come on... immortal???they are fucking vikings..
armaggedoom 10 months ago
@armaggedoom immortal isnt viking metal fukin retard
666StealingSociety 9 months ago
@666StealingSociety i know, you mother fucker, they are blackmetal but they are from norwaya nd they had viking culture(scandinavia), thats the reason to wear this spikes an axes, that things..and retard your fucking mother asshole
armaggedoom 9 months ago
hmm, Guy think that if you look old-and you are BALD, you are not good heavy metal artist. And If you look like alien, you are NOT fucking good heavy metal artist.
And what you do? You trhink you are like fun ore something, when you tell your shity jokes. ''Have his own hockey team?'' HA-HA-HAA! It does'nt matter what they look like! Did you know that
Irongirlie 10 months ago
What a fucktard, he only copy-pasted an article from a review site called Ruthless Reviews, same pics and same comments.....the article is from 2005-2006 (it has two parts) ...but he added a couple of his retarded opinions here and there and screwed it.... Oh and the ''Helsinki, Sweden'', part, it's a joke that only made sense in the original article; it had a link to an interview of Dani Filth saying that or something in those lines.
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ChainsawOfDoom 10 months ago
the guy who made this video is flat out dumb. i'd enjoy beating this worthless cocksucker into a pulp.
LANpartylandser 10 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
NICE TEXT AT THE 8TH PHOTO HAHAHAHAH
synardlord 10 months ago
Yes, dani filth is gay.. thats how he has a wife and daughter XD
TheMapleRain 10 months ago
Name of tha last song?
Monhold 10 months ago
@Monhold Dead eyes see no future by Arch Enemy
Gently69 10 months ago
@Gently69 I said tha last the last song starts at 6:53 and not earlier ;-)
Monhold 10 months ago
@Monhold Ok xD, is One by Metallica
Gently69 10 months ago
an english dude who is from helsinki, sweden.
rofl
duarius 10 months ago
Video is funny as hell. Don't know why there's slightly more dislikes than likes.
TehKrakerzGuy 10 months ago
Dude, you want us to watch the video, we want to watch it for the pics, and what you do is cover them up with some words and play Un-Black Metal music (nothing against Tenacious D anyone)
davidrulzie 10 months ago
haha....black metal frodo...haha. :)
Masterofthesixstring 10 months ago
I always thought Dani filth looked epic xD he looks really gay when he's not dressed up. Get a picture of that.
RayAndMelli 10 months ago
Freaks. Black Metal Ist Krieg!!!
Hunntroll 10 months ago
this video was funny as fuck,almost as funny as all the angry comments on this page from black metal fanboys.i like to listen to BM as much as the next metal fan,but c'mon.u would have to be naive or a damn fool not to notice how rediculously gimmicky it is,this video only points it out.
MrSFblack 11 months ago
Thank you for pointing out how gimmicky black metal can be.
molotov001 11 months ago
Aw mate ;that was the funniest 7 minutes i've had in 30 years of loving Metal !! Thanks very much for the posting ;it shows we have a groovy sense of Humour !!!! I thought i might have seen some daft photos of Hellhammer from way back where Tom Warrior looks Anorexic and Martin Ain is squeezing an invisible grapefruit...Cheers mate.
poulsontheprick 11 months ago
If you don't like it / don't care, why all the trouble in making this?
U-R-Gay as fuck
AvyScottandFlower 11 months ago
one trash of video
klintonsaurio 11 months ago
THIS VIDEO SUCKS DICK..YOU KNOW NOTHING BUT COPY AND PASTE FROM GOOGLE. SLOB ON --MY--BALLS.
LOSTIN4THE2V0ID 11 months ago
Dude... Helsinki is in Finland not Sweden...
secularnevrosis 11 months ago 32
Hey metallicaddict13, great idea using white text. You are a bigger dumbass than anyone in these pics. We cant read anything you typed.
DurintheDeathless91 11 months ago
Is a fan of METALLICA pufff
Edoom21 11 months ago
What else has fallen out of the devil's vagina this week? Maybe it's obvious but Helsinki is not in Sweden and it's spelled "faux pas"
kimberlymarie21990 11 months ago
this is gay
vektorblue 11 months ago
Dude, Helsinki is in Finland. It's true COF have gotten a bit gay over time, but they're from Suffolk, England. And please lay off Immortal or Satyricon. They KICK ASS...
Amphioxus2029 1 year ago 3
@Amphioxus2029 Immortal is laughed by many people..........SAD BUT TRUE! And past time I laughed Satyricon's picture, but I think Immortal "One by one" is cool and now Satyricon is cool too.
Kiki3141592 3 months ago
Ok... If youre making a video about black metal why not play some black metal? I mean Tenacious D? They're fun, but they don't really fit here. Black Metal is kind of ridiculous, you need to realize that, It's over the top, but in an awesome sort of way. Not to mention the music cut off and you didn't even add another song... overall, a bad video, you should really not knock something you know nothing about...
NergalBladmouth 1 year ago
This is why I cannot take black metal seriously.
alHalwima 1 year ago
Wait wait wait , what???Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki , Sweden?
It's obviously clear that you're 13 years old , sorry ass bitch.
Landsvoort 1 year ago
Song rocks your socks off even if you listen Heavy or Black Metal.
Landsvoort 1 year ago
LOOOL Funny shit. No offence BM fans, I am a fan of BM but I have to say the corpse paint thing is really stupid and the PVC shit just makes them look like they belong in a gay bar
nerddrrage 1 year ago
most of the black metal looks gay
mrelisamuel 1 year ago
@mrelisamuel most of all blackmetal sucks. sound like ten year olds trying to scream
SuperXaster 1 year ago
@SuperXaster
You're getting mixed up with screamo berr.
ss3man1 1 year ago
lol all the stuff u said about dani filth makes no sense... you say hes always doing something gay? in what pictures? nothing gay about that pic bro... and ur saying they suck because no other black metal band sold out like them??? just because they have alot of fans that means they suck? im not saying i like cradle but if ur gonna say they suck or they r gay atleast prove it.
darkerfate8 1 year ago
A lot of Black Metal fans are gonna hate me for this, but fuck it. Mayhem is the only great black metal band so far. Not only they were the first ones and are one of the more fucked up bands in the world for so many years, but they also don't try to look though by taking ridiculous pictures and havind hundreds of spikes. Dead was really insane, he didn't even have to wear exagerated clothes to prove it. However, I do like some black metal bands, but Mayhem will always be my favourite
wanttoseeaghost 1 year ago
Black metal bands look fucking retarded, but they're not trying to. Jack Black makes himself look like an ass on purpose.
DoucheWaffleLol 1 year ago
i think its funny your bitching about black metal bands and how gay they look playing tenacious d and arch enemy > fucking lame ass fag! you dont know shit about black metal>> fucking idiot
cannonsfade 1 year ago
Clicked it off once i heard Tenacious D.
ChinoMoreno4life 1 year ago
Metallicaddict13. I can only guess that "Metallica ddict" is a misspelling of "Metallica dick" and that "13" is appended not because you're the 13th uncreative moron to use a band name and the word 'addict' as your youtube alias but because it is, in fact, your age. Your parents know you post inane videos to youtube that make no sense whatsoever? No, I'm not a black metal fan, I stumbled upon this video through 'related' hopping and can honestly say I've never been less entertained.
yoda2031 1 year ago 20
hahaha Helsinki, Sweden...
is in Finland
ferzha 1 year ago
I don't know if it's supposed to be some sort of bad humor/sarcasm, but man, how the fuck can you publish and even think something as stupid as Helsinki is in Sweden!! If you'd say that to some finnish dudes, you'd be beaten... Go to school or find even a little info about the bands...
Maidenized4ever 1 year ago
although i love tenacious D, this song is massively inappropriate for this genre.
iraqattack665 1 year ago
i ove the arch enemy song :X :X dead eyes see no future
geodivo 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha you should just kill yourself for making this retarded ass video. i dont see one good comment about it. most of these pics are epic, and how black metal is and should stay. i know you dont understand it so just go suck a dick and listen to metallica:)
hopeslostDBM 1 year ago
It is spelled "faux pas" you compulsive donkey vomit-hole fornicator! get the drool outts ya shit face! oh wait.. leave it there!
121282sandeep 1 year ago
How that mother fucker got pics of all my family members?
121282sandeep 1 year ago
Learn Geography...
MrPsihotik 1 year ago
some of this bands are great.. how could you id that you're motherfucker?
s1keira 1 year ago
man , Helsinki is not in Sweden... It's in Finland...
SuperFritz666 1 year ago 2
that would be sweet if they had a black metal tag team and by the way fuck u for insulting these bands except for the band with the alein head i dont like them that much
raisethedeadBATHORY6 1 year ago
LMFAO!!! Helsinki Sweden?!
Jsimp0487 1 year ago
love the the song !
miffification 1 year ago
everyone is so angry hahaha
FilthBandit 1 year ago
This video is fucking class.
I don't mind some Black Metal (mainstream 'untrve' BM), but the people recording it are fucking posers lol
Oh, and this video has 1349 dislikes. Just thought I'd point that out :-P
138Babykiller 1 year ago
Pics are funny but you suck. Dont try to tell some "funny" story about every photo, you moron.
MrLolz777 1 year ago
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MrLolz777 1 year ago
Im probably one of the biggest black/death metal fans out there, and this is fucking hilarious. It's called a sense of humor you assholes
mechajesus2000 1 year ago
That song that came after "The Metal" starting at pic 2, what is it? I really like it.
LordZirconium 1 year ago
calm down people everyone makes fun of there favorite bands once in a while...or a least im assuming this guy likes black metal........watever i make fun of kerry king all the time cause he looks ridiculous with the stupid glasses that he wears all the time........haha you know wat im talking about the ones that look like goggles
senecide 1 year ago
fucking idiot, helsinki is in finland, i live there
Tettuli 1 year ago
I thought Cradle of Filth was considered some kind of gothic metal.. That's what I called it, atleast..
Loveisinportant 1 year ago
doesnt satyricon have a picture similar to the number 1?
TheShredder203 1 year ago
if you don't like cradle of filth than FUCK YOU.
TheClownboy666 1 year ago
dood that was so fucking hilarious..nice picture slide thing
XsmileXcoversXmeX 1 year ago
fopaux? the "fact" at 4.01 is a faux pas, and you single-handedly turned back time a couple of centuries, to the Swedish rule, and probably made a bunch of Finnish people hate you...
lilacinsd 1 year ago
who is the second song that shit jams
guitargod666able 1 year ago
@guitargod666able Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future
and yeah this list something else...
mick17 1 year ago
Should have used a better colour for the spiel!
Atariflops 1 year ago
Hellz Yeah Ruthless Reviews FTMFW
NapalmWeed 1 year ago
I think you're more confident in being stuck observing black metal pictures rather than actually know the black metal culture...
bestiaonthedrum 1 year ago
Dissing on Darkthrone is a sin, dissing on black metal pictures, that is ok tho.
YTisMyPlaylist 1 year ago
Isn't Cradle of Filth a British band, not Swedish?
MCCrleone354 1 year ago
I like how the song is more amazing than the discography's of any of these bands Haha
bmxchimp 1 year ago
he looks like orochimaru lol
1000YearsOfDeathh 1 year ago
Well I play football and I wanna know where I can get those football shinguards form the pic in 2:15s or 4:26s or even 4:47? But those in the pic at 2:15s are very cool.
Take care people.
vanstraiger 1 year ago
Cralde of filth is from The U.K you dumb ass mother fucker hahah before and Helsinki is in Finland you idiot get your information right before you post a video
trying to sound smart and cool you just made an ass of yourself go die
Sloranyth 1 year ago
haha - Cradle of Filth is the best band ever, and there isn't gonna be some troll on youtube that can change peoples mind about their bands. What band do you listen to, queer fucktard?
Elbanjomon 1 year ago
Damn. You took the SERIOUSLY HOTT picture of Dani Filth. Very droolsome and orgasmic.
Ah, in my opinion, the first song is even more ridiculous than the pictures. Too bad for me, this failed to make me laugh ):<
roughconfession 1 year ago
Dani Filth gay? His was the most badass photo in there. He does gothic and vampyric poses for all his photos coz that's his nature, plus it's the promo pics for Cradle of Filth, I've seen casual shots of him and he just looks like a normal everyday guy. So you better watch what you say about him coz he's probably got more fans than any other Gothic / Black Metal band out there, and his fans (including me) will fucking tear you apart.
Utgangen 1 year ago
@Utgangen - lol you're a fag -- Dani Gay sucks cocks. By the way he didn't make this dumbass.
Wrath6909 1 year ago
@Wrath6909 What do you mean he didn't make this? what's it go to do with anything? And if you'd like to argue about this, i'd prefer to do it in person rather than hiding behind computer screens.
Utgangen 1 year ago
@Utgangen - He didn't make this himself. He stole this from a Zine that came out years ago. If you want to insult this guy, don't!, Insult the guy who made it and whom he ripped it off from.
Wrath6909 1 year ago
@Wrath6909 Right, well i wasn't aware that he didn't make this himself, for which i apologise for my outrage. But then you had no need to call me a fag because you don't know me, and also a dumbass, all you had to say was that this guy hadn't created this and leave it at that, and then we'd all be happy.
Utgangen 1 year ago
@Utgangen - Okay? Well I was happy before that. So I don't see where the happiness part came in forth, but if it made you upset that is sadly your fault. Adios!
Wrath6909 1 year ago
@Wrath6909 I just admitted, i got angry because someone insulted one of my favorite bands. at the time i didn't realise that it was the wrong person i got angry at. But it still doesn't justify you calling me a fag and a dumbass. I apologised for getting angry at the wrong person, and you still attack me, what the fuck's up with that?
Utgangen 1 year ago
first of all... to take ANYONE serious enough ESPECIALLY with Metallica in their name... I hope Chuck Schuldiner comes to reap your soul... seriously.
strang14 1 year ago
1328 black metal fans take their shit way too seriously and have tried to take these kinds of pictures
lord666christoph 1 year ago
the guy who done this is a real pussy.. go get fucked if u hav nofing else to do pathetic gay kid
gurlinblak 1 year ago
Wtf? I started reading the description and it seemed you knew how to define black metal. I agree that some of these pics are...heheh, poor to say the least. But it seems that you really don't know anything about what black metal is about, but instead try to point as many non-black metal things in each photo. That's nothing to do with black metal. You could as well have been a teenage girl ranting on "fat" models in some girls magazine.
Solmyrkva 1 year ago
You should have chosen a colored font, like yellow.
It's practically unreadable. All of those pictures have a white background or a super pale skinned guy.
LavagirlSieg88 1 year ago
I have a question, how the hell do you have over 2,000 subscribers?? Your a moron, and you have no idea what your talking about. Is that how you go about reassuring yourself that your cool? 'Hey, dude i have no clue what these bands over here are trying to say but, i know i dont like it so....Lets make a Top Ten Worst Video and put it on Youtube and people will like me. I HAVE FRIENDS NOW!' Good job, Douchebag
SatansFilthySon 1 year ago
immortal are like the black metal beauty queens
OpieCavalera2 1 year ago
That guy in the left of nr.1 looks like from the avatar xD
Siknapadis 1 year ago
im a black metal fan but i also like Metallica . there s no point of comparing these since its so stupid to do so , obviously this guy doesnt know what he s talkin about , i can collect some pix and make a video with lots of F word on it call it : the most ridiculous fucking asshole on the planet in 10 pix
TheWildWitch 1 year ago
EXECELENT DESCROPTION NOW THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS VIDEOS OWS ME HIS SEXY SLUTTY SISTER
999myname999 1 year ago
Why the fuck does it matter where the band is made? If it has screeched vocals and satanic lyrics it meets the requirements for me. Fuck, it's so easy to troll you obsessive black metal fans.
Braleven 1 year ago