Message for Straight People - I Don't Want to Date Your Gay Friend

[dabrio]

Zac Efron ?

Really ?? =(

(i Loooove joseph manganiello)

[38hippocow]

"yay, i caught one!!!" soo funny

[jimmypubeface23]

big deal



[GayGreekGuy]

At the end of the video, this ran through my head:

A wild GAY PERSON appeared!

What will Davey Wavey do?

Davey Wavey used Capture with a Net!

It's super effective!

Congratulations! You've caught a GAY PERSON! Would you like to give it a nickname?

Pokemon references FTW!

[thekillingjoke96]

@GayGreekGuy I love you for doing that. lol

[GayGreekGuy]

I know I hate that! My girl friends (notice the space) are always trying to set me up with gay guys that they know. Plus, they're always asking if I want to go shopping.

That's one of the biggest stereotypes about gay people, and I want to make it clear that it does not in any way apply to me. I think shopping is nothing short of torture.

[iWhoremonal]

@GayGreekGuy I know right? Just because someone is gay doesn't mean they absolutely love shopping. I think it's tedious -_-

[Nic4347]

lol this happens to me all the time... I have asked my friends to please stop... because all the guys I meet are kind of two mature too get my geeky nerdiness lol.

[hyuugaclanmember]

Once upon a time three years ago my friend introduced me to her friend who was also gay. "you guys are both gay and single. Go on flirt." The most awkward first time meeting ever. Who would've thought we would see each other everyday for the past 4 years and 2 months. And we are still together to this day :) lol so sometimes it is'nt so bad lol

[tenpennyx3]

so, it was a girl who tried fixing u up with her gay friend :)

[kennycastille]

OMG ZAC EFRON!!!

[StarfishLovesong]

I damn near fell out of bed laughing when he pulled out the net!! Hahaha

[MegaTYTube]

god he is so fucking sexy...

[gunnybunny901]

you are too beautiful for me to be a woman damn you god for cursing me with this hatchet wound!

[remminder0808]

story of my life

[Efelei]

How is it every one of his videos makes me laugh? xDD

[scarves4evanoregano]

@mechaguess totally :p

[mechaguess]

I don't know that straight people just do it to gay people, I think people tend to do it a lot with their single friends too. "OMG, he's single, your single, you'd be PERFECT together!"

[chozzree]

BWAHAHAHA @ "the more you know"

[Desiree01232010]

Omg! You're hilarious!! I love it! :)

[TheModernopera]

So true!!!! This happens to me all the time.

[niznet111]

Love it! Thanks

[jolenelewch]

HAhahaha! The last part was so cute (: hahaha!

[lamareikan666]

It's so true! I have this straight guy friend who constantly tries to set me up with guys he knows, and none of them are my type. It really annoys the shit outta me.

[MrCodeerror]

fukin fffaaaaagggggoooottttssss.

[MrAwsomepino]

It's so hard to find a bf :(

[xvrhernandez349]

@MrAwsomepino right?! its kinda depressing lol

[wisherdreamerperson]

actually... I'm kinda desperate... :P

[jolteon411]

ZAC EFRON!!!!

[swaggots]

UNLESS HE LOOKS LIKE ZAC EFFRON

[Scrige]

Baby face queer cunt

[LeKopoloko]

@Scrige lmao you noticed he has a baby face? arent you looking at him a bit too much.

[TheBogdan33]

damn u to hell! you're sick like all faggots

[TheRainbowInsanity]

@TheBogdan33 It's people like you, full of hate that give straight people a bad reputation.. 

[97Bluestars]

@TheRainbowInsanity no its people like you who give straight people a bad name

[TheRainbowInsanity]

@97Bluestars Did I say in my comment once that I'm straight?

[ShawnD1]

The analogy is wrong because I totally do want to sleep with random women my friends know!

[MsAsianNinja]

LMAO! This is so true

[sosterday123]

OMG this just happened to me & turned out he was str8

[registro7769]

My brother tried setting me up with someone just because my BF is in Mexico and I am in the US (but not for long).

[101catkiller]

LOL 1rst of all to the comment "you are a heterophobe" FUCK YOU i am too ^_^ & 2nd of all LOL everytime im feeling down ur videos cheer me up davey :D

[sarabis28]

You know what I don't get? Why these people that are obviously homophobes and complete wastes of oxygen even watch your videos. Even before I was a lesbian I loved me some gay boys and you are one funny gay guy

[CodyRaderTv]

I think the only reason most gay people are only gay because they have never got any pussy before and that one of there parents melested them as a small child

[TheTechnoTurtle]

@CodyRaderTv Obviously you're dumb and know nothing. Like Davey said, being gay isn't a choice. And you, being a straight person, I totally understand your cluelesness. Not saying all straight people are homophobes, but GTFO

[EutuveX]

@CodyRaderTv ....Wow ! Your IQ must be at least 169 !

[bignicky88]

i've had this so much lately. just want my friends to stop unless i know who they're talking about and secretly fancy them.

[fff275]

I caught 4 heteros with my gay-net today!

[PureDelofan]

davey i love you

[asiandude963]

omg i want that guys sweater!

[EdwardCullen8011]

"though it doesn't stop us from trying"

YAY Milk quote!! xD <3

[jaggass]

have you ever fancied a woman?

[BananaButterPickles]

Oh my god

The part at 0:55

Oh my god xD

That is golden.

[JohnEbony]

"I'm not an endagered snow leopard!" haha that my friend is hilarious!

[dannkane]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH :')

so fucking true!

[14Mamoon]

You make me laugh so hard!!!

[soorakitty]

@IFeelASongCominOn am just kiddin, calm down & my gay friend always tries to fix me up with his straight friends, i mean he didnt say '' he has a penis and you have a vagina'' but it only make sence that i would fix him up with a gay penis & he would fix me up with a straight penis!!!

[mangkonebounlutay]

HAHAHAHA! So True!

[wiserdful]

Yeah my bff try to fix me up with another guy she knew

[michele11804]

The end of that video is the funniest thing I have seen in a little while.

[IncidentalxHappening]

Hah! "I got one. I got one. I got one!" XD

[soorakitty]

You are a heterophope!!

[Aasaser]

@soorakitty Lol, ya!!!

[majormorkiss]

@soorakitty Or you know he's just calmly talking about something he experiences often in an effort to connect with other people who very likely experience the same thing.

[AwEfUlAwS]

@soorakitty is that almost like a stethoscope or telescope?????

[ironicparadise]

@soorakitty You're a moron.

[AnastasiaofBohemia]

@soorakitty how is he a heterophobe?

[keyeno1]

:O that happened to me recently, my str8 friend set me up with 1 of the 2 gay people he knows, we dated for a few weeks but it was almost misserable.... for me at least :/

[91volter]

shirts arent sexy enough

[Maschione41]

Agree

[BeaverOwl]

The imagination of sucking his dick is dancing on my head....

[swan1lake100]

i want too date you

[MrEllm0]

@wickydkelwl your cool

[momofat140498]

Who waz da person dat u got???? Lol

[sandmigi]

I actually love you :) xx

[MrUrge21]

i dont see a problem with straight guys wanting to hook their gay friends up. theyre just dumb boys trying to be nice.

[18wilgreg]

Gross...ewww gayshit

[MasochistMouse]

lol love the skit at the end ;b

[chachachachilo]

" Oh my god i know this straight guy you should totally totally meet he likes vagina you like penis he has a penis you have a vagina youre perfect for each other." that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

[jcmendezify]

"recruiting methods" hahaha awesome

[LasLatinidades]

I don´t see how what you talk can be used in my life. It´s "your" truth. Another gays who want serious relationships would love to be presented each other. If some straight friend introduced me to a gay friend, it would be a real favor for me. I respect your right of expression, but, DEFINITELY, the message of this video is not true for me.

[TheTortuguita23]

I just want to keep him in my pocket and carry him around with me all day :)

[MrJamesFresh]

I NEED YOU DAVEY !!!!

[AnimeAmy101255]

"Though it doesn't stop us from trying - HEY!" - Haha cute XD

[GayBoysColor]

Why do you never have shirt on? O_O

[OhManItsAj]

I KNEW SCOTTY WAS GAY!

[coffeeaugur]

LOL .. I love the ending ... I think you should meet anyone someone wants to introduce you to ... who knows .. .they might just turn out to be the right guy .. and if not, well no harm done .. no different form the rest of the world

[ghunnter]

Are you allergic to shirts?

[MississippiMo]

@ghunnter i hope so, i hope he NEVER caneven WEAR a shirt!!! OFF WITH HIS SHIRT!!!!! LULZ.::hes just so adorablzzzz!~;:::::

[ghunnter]

@MississippiMo Seriously, his videos actually have some interesting content, why does he need to take his shirt off to get more views?

[MississippiMo]

@ghunnter it's only you tube, dear. And I was just being silly. You can't take all of these comments seriously. I think his vids are positive and he's quite funny, it's why I subbed. :)

[ghunnter]

@MississippiMo Yeah, me too. But I'm against this whole idea of "I show you some skin and you'll like me better".

[Iskanderox]

@ghunnter he wants to show his gay body

[PortugueseGuy122]

@ghunnter no, he's just an attention whore and likes to show off

[KyuiSuKim]

@ghunnter Hey now, no one complains bout fan service

[freedom71000]

@ghunnter hmm im not complaining ; ) haha

[vajbff]

So, I Thumbed Up because I just like the video, not because it's happened to me... yet lol. But I'm sure it will. My friend is trying to set me up with her girlfriend's sister though simply because we both like Star Wars and are sort of nerds.

[Rox1324]

Ahaahhaa I Love The End

[seenkidwannabe93]

hahah i totally agree with you!! oh and btw i did i shout ut on facebook for you t my firends lol. so maybe you will get more viewers (^^,)

[ardwennem]

lol xD

[Relusiten]

I'll take whatever this fool ain't taking 

[mano4488]

Glad you put this out there! Finally the truth!

[Dgeis8]

Have this happen to me ALL THE TIME!!! on a completely unrelated note Davey wavey Scotty dynamo and zac efron in one post! My dreams have come true XD!

[Spocktacular96]

@FANNYLEROUX Really? Cuz I just bite guys on the neck, then they're all "I vant to suck your penis!" lol

[messynessie123]

ooohhhh zac efron <3<3<3<3

[YouFyrst]

"I am not an endangered snow leopard. You don't need to bring together the last two gays to continue the species." LOL

[cottoncandyz12]

OMGG. SCOTTY DYNAMOOO (:

[kodakZX1]

Davey how do i do a neck workout at home?

[typoprone]

The ending made me LOL.

[Audreydance13]

I love Zach efron too!!!!

[eeehrenberg]

I so know what you mean. I have been asked that so meany times as well.

[MikaelaaXD]

i wonder how many girls try to chat you up.

you're so damn good looking.

[marksjersey856]

homosexuals are freaks!

[Juli6SS]

I LOVE you, you`re adorable and you always makes me smile^O^

KIsses!!!

[FANNYLEROUX]

The end of this video, is how many religious groups claim that us gays recruit other members. Of course they are completely right. I am often found around my local shopping centre with a bed sheet, taking guys back to my layer of doom and turning them gay, this is exactly how i do it.... ¬_¬

[melainerocks]

I love your videos! I love how real you are and this one just continues to prove that fact!

[genioatrapado]

I love that you're always half naked, even outdoors ;)

[HighRiskVirus]

Have you met Chris crocker yet?

[fantasy89boi]

yeah unless he looks like zac efron or alex pettyfer!!!

[GamesAndMusic]

ironically, this is just happening to me. a friend of mine is matchmaking me :D

[MrAndrew0825]

"Though it doesn't stop us from trying heey ;D" lmfaoo!

[arrystarlvuv]

"i'm sorry, i don't wanna date your gay friend...unless he looks like zac efron, then i do" LMAO at the ending!!! XD

[misterfreehugs]

i look like zac efron! haha except asian...and cuter :]

[t4705mb6]

It's like the old black "thing".... "I have a black friend in Chicago", Bob, you know him?" Yes, of course, being a black man I know EVERY black guy! Most people are pretty stupid today anyway. You get used to it.

[PhidMe]

Lolz the more you know

[Sparky93095]

I recognize one of those songs as being from Sooziz. I'm too geeky.

[suede74]

You know you already did this topic.

[Drewz74]

Haha I LOVE this video. Especially the last little bit xD.

When I first came out all my friends wanted to set me up on blind dates. Went on one. Never. Ever. EVER. Again. lol

[Irunforever]

stop complaining about everything that straight people do

[androstempest]

@Irunforever why? they complain about everything WE do.

[xWayTooLovely]

@Irunforever Why not o -o? Straight people always complain about what gays do. Why is it so tragic for gays to do it for a change?

[Irunforever]

@xWayTooLovely I'm gay and If a straight friend said they knew a guy who i should date. I'd be stoked. It's one thing to say "oh yea straight people are patronizing when they tell us to go shopping with them" but when someone just does something nice for you, it's not a bad thing yo

[xWayTooLovely]

@Irunforever Well, It's kinda a bad thing if straight people think that a gay guy or girl with go out with any gay person they see.

[AcousticEvan]

WHY are u doing this shirtless ....

[hjuyjkopl]

@AcousticEvan because he wanted to expose his chest.

[AcousticEvan]

@hjuyjkopl

it's retarted & a bit douchy :(

[MountainLionGirls]

with your video where you went around handing out those cards with You are beautiful. Pass it on. I really wanted to do this because someone I knew recently took his own life so I walked for 7 hours (on crutches) and handed out and posted those pieces of paper all over. :) Thank you so much for the idea because it really helped me take my mind off of my friend

[Cloud123450]

I love his voice, though I can't help but think he used to be a woman cause his voice reminds me of twinfools xD (not that I expect people to know who that is)

[theyrthere4me]

great video!

[markanthonygieringer]

The more you know...and shooting star ~~~*

[moogs28]

i love scotty dynamo

[androstempest]

been there, done that, burned the t-shirt.

[dawnta21]

Hey I found a way to eat a million penises all at once lol pasta penises : ) with alfrado sauce yum yum

[Xersex2009]

You always creative guy!

The fact is that male gay love is irresistible

[MegaAlltimehigh]

You're funny, dude!!!

[dweeper1020]

He's everything that's wrong with the gay community all in a superficial, shirtless ball of gay.

[andrewlujan]

i could look like Zac Efrom Just saying LOL jk not even close to chace crawford :/

[computerwhz2]

Scotty being in this video put it over the top, it was amazing. Great job yet again Davey!

[Jacob1176]

Was that Scotty Dynamo? Aha, that's awesome! ( Love his music.xD ) This stuff actually happens to me all the time. I'm glad SOMEONE said something about it. It's flattering, knowing that someone was looking out for me, but it does get annoying occasionally.

Jacob1176

[juztin1575]

oddly looks like scotty dynamo at the end of the video! ;) glad he is finally letting davey put him on the cam! so happy for you two! way cute together

[petermckracken]

The end of the video....LMAO!!!

[dmp3y]

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOHSH !!!!!!!!

[1malldoc1]

yep I only want to date their cute friends!!! :)

[LondonHarrods]

Hilarious!

[ThePinkiePoisonfangs]

This was brilliant! I laughed so hard! Thanks, Davey!

[madxzz]

Ah. You're hilarious. I love you :)

[jjjhs08]

haha dude dont get defensive and feel offended when we do that, were not treating you like endangered snow leopards...its just a fact of life that there are far less gay people than straight people so we know you have less opportunity to meet a spouse than we do, so if we know another gay person, we might as well introduce you, maybe you dont like him maybe you do, were just being nice, no need to take offense, if you do, thats a personal issue you have to solve yourself

[ando1135]

i seriously cant understand what you are saying....your broad, buff shoulders, awesome neck muscles, and ridiculous chest are really distracting. not to mention your cute face. u might as well be talking in japanese

[messynessie123]

@ando1135 EXACTLY!

[renerdrat]

@ando1135 legitimately it is distracting. I really would like it if you did put on a shirt for your videos. It takes away wholeheartedly from what you are saying. Especially when it is something serious.

But to the ACTUAL VIDEO.........................­..............................­.........

I totally agree, it's so funny how people think like that, hahahah

[pdguy281267]

Wow that ending was hilarious. And too, too true. It does happen a lot.

[miniimufin]

you look like you should be british.

[snowtiger184]

LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE



[sonicthehedgehog09]

hahahha  you're right XD

[bellabelieber95]

<3

[ginad17]

te more you know lol

[BobbyAngeleno]

You ROCK!

[hersheyhorsie]

This is so cute!

[Mathew9648]

That ending's awesome. XD

[blsmitty]

You're too cute Davey!!!!

[FreakExceptionale]

That's gaycist!