Cooking with Ted Nugent

[KevinRayKnight]

So there was this hunter, an irishman and 2 comedians. After the hunter finished cooking the comedians he asked the irishman "does this taste funny to you?" wah wah wah

[kungfupanda2k10]

omg ive been looking for this clip for years thank u so much for posting it

[secret4417]

Haha, Dana was hilarious. Amazing comedian. Also, RIP John Ritter. What a huge loss. I remember when this originally aired, I was laughing so hard.

[robonez]

Dana Carvey is a fuckin idiot.

[romeroisking]

Those other two jabronis are annoying as hell.

[9971explorer]

Rip. John Ritter.

[StonedReviewer]

Dana Carey is failing hard in this one

[Craigmin]

@StonedReviewer He tries too hard.

And what a waste of a Nugent-cooked meal. :-(

[jsgamer21986]

Wow, Dana Carvey is the worst. He doesn't know when to turn it off.

[secret4417]

@jsgamer21986 He's a comedian, he was just doing his job. I think it was funny, and it looks like Conan and Ritter agreed with me.

[drlovebutton]

Lol at the people below actually thinking repub vs,dem is actually doing anything. There is no diff actually, you vote for someone who says they are going to do something, then they turn aroud and stab our backs by catering to corporate interests. The owners of this country and soon the world have blinded soo many people.

[FrostmourneFK]

ADHD much? O_o

[takineko]

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME BUT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS! I can't believe it's been up on youtube since 2009, I couldn't find it!

[kimokanka]

I like chips.

[conanfan33]

I remember this. So fun to have Dana Carvey and John Ritter together.

[Skeletorical]

I remember watching this and hoping Ritter died for being a tool and ruining Nugent's set. Then he died. And I felt bad. True story.

[mar88ia]

@Skeletorical What? Why? Dana Carvey was way more annoying and interruptive.

[MrZebbz]

I'm not so bummed that john ritter's dead but that dana carvey's alive

[teabaggersblow]

Can you believe a reich wing loud mouth like Turd would get to a place in life where most people in America or the world for that matter does not know he is a shit packing draft dodging poacher? Many military guys want to kick his ass when they find out, he shit his pants for a week before his Nam physical. He has a bigger pussy than Jane Fonda.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow What is your feelings regarding Socialism, Marxism, A liberal government attacking our sister state of Arizona and the attack on oil and gas. The taxes that are about to come into effect that will cripple our nation ALL in the name of Socialist Government; Your thoughts please?

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 My thoughts are anyone that is against unions or freedom of religion or letting corporations buy an election you must be a teabagger.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow I am a Free man and I hate all that A liberal government has done to this great Free Country. Things like Arizona and the Gulf. ITS A JOKE! Not this JOKE in office is forcing Muslims into our Free Country. Muslims by faith HATE FREEDOM! thats a given, Ted can do nothing to hurt our country but LIBERALS Will and have!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Well if Bush was liberal I am a John Bircher. Take a shower and cool off, hates is spewing out of every pore of your body.

[teabaggersblow]

Turd is a disrespectful draft dodger.

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 The Gulf? Tell me more old wise one. Grow some nuts and let see what you have.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow Obama has declared war on the gulf with its moratorium. This ban has caused complies to move to other countries, leaving thousands of Americans without work. According to the Louisiana Department of Economic Development, thousands of jobs already lost and more than 10,000 jobs could be lost if the moratorium continues

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Well on CNN they did a report and said that the jobs lost from the moratorium were not very substantial and it was all a big hoax. I live in Houston and on local news they said that very few jobs will be lost but they were concerned at the beginning because no body knew what kind of hit these oil companies were going to take for BP carelessness.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow My in formation came from Louisiana Department of Economic Development!

And yours came from CNN!

By the way I too live in the Houston area and I work in the oil and gas world!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Mine came from Oil companies with offices in Houston .Local news 11. I did not write down the information, but since you live here you should have heard the same shit.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow Lets just get down to the nuts and bolts:

Do you support what this Marxist Government is doing to America! The Moratorium, The attack on Arizona, the Socialist Health Care, the Energy Tax. A simple YES or NO.

It looks to me you Support this! If you are a true American HOW could you spit in your brothers face and call yourself an American?

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow On top of giving BILLIONS of TAX payers money to Brizil’s state-owned oil company, Petrobras, Oh one more thing have you ever heard of a guy named George Soros? If not look him up!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 I have heard of him. Have you ever heard of Dick Armey? He is the republican antichrist. Funneling more money into reich wing hate speech than George Soros ever gave to liberals.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow ARMEY: The government uses the concept of a trust fund to take your money under false pretenses. When they had the Alan Greenspan commission, they knowingly raised payroll taxes more than what was necessary to meet the flow of output. Social Security is a pay-as-you-go Ponzi scheme.

Is this the same Dick Armey your refering to?

By the way Liberals the wealthiest in Government; That only works in CNN!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Dick Armey just wants money going to the rich. Something alot of these dumb teabaggers have not reconcoiled yet. Billions in campaign funds yet they are fighting for the little guy? Yea right in a parallel universe. Blow it out the teabaggersass.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow If you support:

Government control, Marxism, Socialist, Tax and control on your energy, Tax and control on your Health Care, no laws on illegal immigration, Federal Government taking your freedom, Its easy for me to see how you are fighting tooth and nail defending your love of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Sheila Jackson lee, and anyone else that hates this country! And above all Barak HUSSEIN Obama!!!

It’s a CRIME to take from anything from anyone by force!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 I guess you marxist, communist whatever flavor of the rich you are this week would love to see every car we drive in this country come from another country. Do you hate america that much? Corporations and the way they do business is sending jobs overseas as we speak. Republicans your heros would feel more at home with a Nissan tattoo on their ass than an american flag on their lapel. Chinese making 20 cents an hour is where your and my american jobs are going. Wake the fuck up.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow What? Did you forget already it was and is Liberals (OBAMA) that is killing our oil and gas energy and giving the jobs away: Obama order NO MORE DRILLING and gave 4 Billion dollars of American tax payers money to Petrobras owned by George Soros, to start drilling!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Read a book, quit relying on propaganda to make you feel macho. No jobs were lost when a moratorium was put on big rig offshore drilling. Quit drinking the tea.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow Wow!! You and the Liberals know better that the good people of Louisiana! Moratorium Louisiana Economic Development

– Loss of 3,000 to 6,000 jobs in short term

– Loss of 10,000 jobs within a few months

– Loss of 20,000 existing and potential new jobs within 12 – 18 months

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow  Louisiana Mid-Continent Oil and Gas Association

– Potential job losses of 30,000 or more jobs

• Each of the 33 deepwater platforms in the Gulf

– Employs an average of 800 to 1,400 workers with average

weekly wages of $1,804

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow – Potential lost wages may reach $5 to $10 million—per platform

Source: Louisiana Workforce Commission, Labor Market Information Local Area Unemployment Statistics Program in cooperation with the U.S. Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics, released

June 24, 2010.

SO if it’s a fact, does that still make it propaganda and macho?

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow By the way I did read a book! its called Louisiana Workforce Commission, Labor Market Information, Current Employment Statistics Program in cooperation with the U.S. Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics

Maybe you should take a look at it!

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow If We the People take our Government back then We the People can keep our jobs in America!

“Corporations and the way they do business is sending jobs overseas as we speak”

Government control and Taxes is what you are referring too. We got to support people that want what we want; What we have is liars, A Mafia mentality, and people that want to take away our freedom.

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Taking away our freedom is something you do have right. As we speak they are dealing tougher with china something republicans have been killing jobs on for decades.

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow 1969 – Senate majority Democrat 64 seats: House majority Democrat 247 seats

1975 - Senate majority Democrat 60 seats: House majority Democrat 291 seats

1993 - Senate majority Democrat 53 seats: House majority Democrat 256 seats

2007 - Senate majority Democrat 55 seats: House majority Democrat 256 seats

2009 - Senate majority Democrat 59 seats: House majority Democrat 255 seats

Explain what only the Republicans did again with a majority Democratic house and senate!

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 Reply to this. Republicans had control of Congress from 1995 until 2007. Bush the antichrist had veto power until 2009. But as everyone knows Bush never used veto power on one republican bill introduced by nuclear option or any other option. Republicans are the only reason we are in the mess we are in. They have no intelligence and very little foresight and no regulatory skills at all. Republicans will be judged by historians as the worst ruling party ever elected.

[teabaggersblow]

@texasc4 I guess you were sound asleep and having a big fat wet dream from 1995 until 2007. LOL Was it about conservtive republicans wanting a little piece of your ass they call heaven?

[texasc4]

@teabaggersblow Remember Killing the Oil and Gas energy, attacking our sister states, taking our health care; Socials is the only group of people that would do this! I see we want the same freedoms, but your attacks on your brother American can only give you more slavery to the Government! Look at the Republicans and the Libs screaming at the Tea baggers because the Tea baggers or screwing up the Governments country club, and that is a good thing!

[helioseismology]

Didn't John Ritter work as a chef?

[AyndrKiynteyh]

lol douche chills.

[StoneBud420]

what dick heads

[HitmanEF]

that guy is annoying

[happydorkgirl]

The Nuge is irritated. I can understand. No one touches MY food either.

[CnetProductions2]

3:58 - 4:05 lol

[SkabCrowley]

dana carvey ahahhahahaha

[BillGotBanned]

This was one of my favorite bits from Late Night, thanks a million for posting. "WE'RE COOKIN' CONAN!"

[candycane15]

aw.. RIP John Ritter. he always seemed liked such a genuine, sweet, funny guy... I remember watching this when it aired... what was the date of this ep?

[MrBeenastar]

Poor Ted...who'd have thought that he'd be the sanest one in the bunch?

[texasc4]

@candycane15 I think John Ritter was one funny guy

[Craigmin]

Carvey should just stop it already.

[thiscurrentmug]

do you have the carvey and ritter interviews from this episode? i remember seeing this when it aired and ever since it's been my favourite late night ep. if you have the interviews and can upload them that would be great! thanks for this segment!

[MarthaMyDear64]

Team Conan!!

oh! and poor Paul Mccartney! I love him so much!

[culpritto]

ooh, look at him. mr macho man

[Craigmin]

And he's not even trying

o.o

[culpritto]

i meant to say that in a way that he's too cool for school

[wolvenblacktalon1]

i remember this fun days im getting this book tomarrow i speed ordered it

[culwin]

I remember watching this show.

Good times, good times.

[slytown]

Thanks so much for posting. I remember this.

[vdhntr]

Carvey is such an infected little cyst.

[slikey7]

yeah, its true. Carvey is a turd

[drummer1brt2gzs]

If you are not Ted; SHUT UP!

[PolarisPes]

I remember this segment well, and loved it. Such a shame that John had to leave us so soon after.

[TexWhatever]

he likes his beaver a bit on the 'rare' side - like 12yo courtney love. hmmmm

not a fan of perv nugent any more

[TexWhatever]

nope.

1. not on every video

2. not bullshit (except to pedo protectors like you)

[TexWhatever]

first learn to say capitAl.

then have a google of ' nugent love' and see what comes up. see if you can find the trascript of the howard stern show monday mar 24, 2004 10:44am. then try for 'behind the music ep1, series1, april 19, 1998 (page removed but marker still there- nugent's confession to being' addicted to young girls' that got him practically booed off the show).

yadda yadda. yet for some reason nugent fans protect him. hmm if a cloud like that gathered around hendrix i'd dump him!!

[TexWhatever]

you can't even get 2 sentences right.

jesus.

umm .. so you going to use this to avoid the point? that's a usual ntugetard tactic. go off on a tangent so nasty ol' home truth goes away.

hmm. i like good guitar work. but not THAT much :S

[TexWhatever]

so she was a liar when she was 12?

so nugent was lying about young girls?

so he never started 'seeing' his first wife when she was 14? so his daughters never said anything? so nugent never made a dodgy remark about love years before? hmm. so you wriggle. nugetard has been used here for nearly 2 years. nearly a year by me. you just told me i leave 'bullshit' on every ted vid yet you've never seen the word? hmmm

[ChocoboTheftAuto]

I'm calling bullshit, but w/e, and I've seen your stupid nugetard, but I've never to this day heard ntugetard

[ChocoboTheftAuto]

and yes you can be a liar when you are 12 especially when you are as fucked up as courtney love, she killed kurt cobain and lied, so why not lie about sucking off ted as well, and also I have never read about him seeing shemane when she was 14, if you have proof please send it instead of just telling me about it,

[TexWhatever]

1. so you're saying when kids report child abuse they should be treated as liars? keep digging pal

2. why delete all your comments there kinko?

3. proof of kobain's murder detective? hypocrite?

4. shamane? learn to read. i said FIRST wife DICKHEAD!! (she died in the 80's in a car smash after he dumped her - funny how people keep dying - like his drummer he ripped off - suicided over money worries)

5. deleting this comment as well?

6. funny how all the other stuff doesn't get mentioned.

7 google

[ChocoboTheftAuto]

1. when its courtney love

2. im scared that the grammar police may come and insult me even though english is my second language

3. i have reasons to believe that, and i dont feel like going on about it

4. oh my bad cocksucker

5. has it been deleted yet? fuck you

6. i think the if you have proof comment covered that

7. i have better things to do then google shit that doesnt even matter to me

well anyways i got work tomorrow, so make sure to leave me some hateful comments while i sleep and work

[TexWhatever]

1. so you knew her at 12?

2. bullshit kinko. you're getting put on the spot. those comments were already dealt with at the time

3. translation: complete bullshit (i've been through it before squire)

4. don't care about your love life. dodge the issue much?

5. making a point you numpty

6. nope. not via comments on youtube. (pix?) tried google yet? or don't wanna? hmmmm

7. oh so it doesn't matter kids get fiddled? HMMM - OWNED!!

[ChocoboTheftAuto]

1. no, but apparently you dont know shit about her

2. actually english is my second language german is my first but going back to your statement for 1. did you know me kinko? no you fucking didnt

3. and actually ive seen evidence that it was a possibility, so it was foolish for me to say i know it without a doubt, il admit

4. what the fuck?

5. well it failed seeing that comment is still there eh fucker?

6. what? i was referring to my comment which is still up

hold on stupid limit

[ChocoboTheftAuto]

continued

7. no thats not what i mean, i mean i dont believe it happened so why should i give a shit about it? im done arguing, so you can comment 10000 times for all i care, you can keep on with your fuckin, scared cuz your on the spot squire? bullshit all you want, an btw 12 year olds lie all the fucking time, by age 12 you are most definitely accountable for your actions

[TexWhatever]

see chubba cry :)

[ChocoboTheftAuto]

oh and another thing, what the fuck was she doing at his house? im sure you would know seeing as you apparently stalk ted

[TexWhatever]

ooh look. removed all his comments - OWNED!

[MarkoOhNo]

I miss John Ritter. He was alwas so hilarious.

[RHMETAL]

This was funny.

[Craigmin]

Shut the hell up, Dana.

[BorderInspector]

rofl @ john ritter 5:45

[Tagemandbagem]

John Ritter ;)

[fourty5mag]

Thanks for that!