Dexter: Full Episode: Season 5, Episode 1

[westcoastgrinding]

Nice video keep on the good work keep those episodes coming

[JimmyDicker]

lol no hefty Bags

[Ihdreniel]

you can't censor Deb; it just isn't right

[mahatmagandhiluvr]

i. love. this. show.

[powerstruggle55]

Ive been renting Dexter through netflix and I dont have showtime. Thank goodness Showtime puts it online..even though its toned down a bit

[brandonlooks]

google project free tv and go2 tv shows u can watch ANYTHING!!!

[cupocity303]

@brandonlooks Appreciate it Brandon

Thought you were just spamming, but it's actually legitimate.

[youknowmpp]

Does anyone know the jacket Dexter is wearing at 40:30..been looking all over for it, cant find it.

[ichweissnicht11]

really good for a youtube version

and maaaaannn i freaking cried basiclly the whole show, im such a baby

[sil80owner]

wheres episoe 2!!! when does it come out on youtube!!! im melting plz some tell me god damnit

[muncho2709]

@sil80owner i think they only show the first episode and thats it, thats what they did with weeds

[thegreatconundrum]

2:43 Aster and cody look so young :3

[scwrestler21792]

so 14 dumbasses missed the like button, good one guys...

[130starfish]

I like how all these people keep dying around Dexter and no one has a clue. You would think some one would put 1 + 1 together. At least his sister should have a clue. It would be an interesting twist to have her join him...

[tania1233]

Where is episode 2?

[necstexit]

@tania1233

i want episode 2 as well! :(

[mmmacaveli]

Thank you, Showtime!

[KillaChiken]

WOW!! Best quality I've ever seen on YouTube!!

[tonmandude]

I see the excessive amount of "fuck" that Dexter's sister says is all bleeped out.

[silbitnuoc]

Showtime THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCollectingGamer]

There not putting any more episodes on here this was just a tease.

[KSEsch434]

@TheCollectingGamer this sucks because i pay for showtime at both of my parents houses and there is no way i can watch it online even tho i am paying for it. im having my parents tape it for me and mail it to me at school

[crazyjah2003]

THANK YOU SHOWTIME both for the amazing shows and making them available like this

[SonDimz]

@NoFuturePete i concur speed boats and bikers dont go good together

[KSEsch434]

retards. they posted this over a week ago. the new episode is out and it isnt posted on here. hopefully they post it otherwise they just teased us with the first episode

[AlienbabyisSxy]

38:48 funny

[thegreenestthings]

@AlienbabyisSxy who. . . the. . . fuck. . . are you??? classic line

[AlienbabyisSxy]

38:52 funny

[staarliebrites]

THANK YOU SHOWTIME!! YOU ARE AWESOME FOR PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE!!! WOOO CAPS LOCKS!

[afost01]

48:30 lol

[thegreenestthings]

@afost01 he sounded like a goat getting fucked by an elephant

[afost01]

@thegreenestthings lol well put

[randomgeneratedname]

26:15 lol

[DeltaK38]

@randomgeneratedname How was that funny?

[thegreenestthings]

@randomgeneratedname i must say the little girls acting is much to be desired

[markm856]

OMG!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

[azizirich]

This really made my day...thanks so much for posting!!!! This is one of my favorite shows ever!

[lovetosplash]

this is such a teaser for the ones who don't have show time ! ugghh

[0Chelle0]

The breakfast intro always makes me hungry.

[varos1979]

@0Chelle0 I FEEL THE SAME WAY .. IT MAKES ME WANNA GO TO DENNYS

[christopherlaura831]

Anyone know if Showtime will be releasing all of Season 5's episodes on here or was it a charity post?

[carlgeers]

Ah.. my Dexter fix has been delivered! Great job... I wondered how they were going to handle his process of dealing with his wife's death. Kudos to Hall for working through his life's troubles to keep Dexter going. I keep thinking I see glimpses of Hall's and Carpenter's relationship. Thanks for making this great show happen!

[RandomMultiLives]

Cried almost entire episode, now I am going into work with my eyes puffy and blood shot.

[mbailey07]

God episode 2 tonight was even better!!!! Ughhh.... lol

[mistresstheprincess]

GREAT WIG!!!

[enisunlighter]

Amazing showtime

[LibertyLyman]

thank you showtime! Absolutely the best television ever produced!

[SirBlood1911]

Waa I want more!

I watched the whole show up till now in only 3 and a half days blowing off almost everything to watch it... I crave for more... more...

[navycooper86]

This episode was great! They just shot the 11th episode at my work friday night! it was so existing to see the cast and a glimpse of what goes on behind the scenes... in the scene were he's on his computer he uses a paper shredder application, where in the hell can I get one of those?!

[sigstrife]

@navycooper86 ......lucky 

[konflikt84]

Showtime u rock.

[Theiceman4008]

14 people like jersey shore

[damienmetalwind]

Edited? Darn it Showtime! I'm a grown man!

[dillon1993100]

i think Quinn should keep his mouth shut unless he wants to end up like a little somebody from season 2

[mario684]

If they do put the next episode up on here, it would be tomorrow, they put this episode the day after it originally aired, so I would expect the same if they put the 2nd one up

[KSEsch434]

are they posting more episodes

[thegreenestthings]

@KSEsch434 that is the big question.i guress we'll find out this evening.

[rmhism]

24:46 I think I jizzed a little.

[Bronnie79]

My goodness!!!!

[sportyboycm]

this is injustice. i payed 13 extra dollars a month to get the showtime package to watch dexter to find out they have it on youtube. I could understand some illegal website streaming these episodes but im 16 years old with no money barely affording this extra monthly fee to find out I don't have to because YOUTUBE which only lets 10 min videos come on allows this crap. I'm sorry but I do not approve.

[KSEsch434]

@sportyboycm well i do approve. im 18 and i pay for showtime at both of my parents houses, but now that im in school i cannot watch it because they dont have premium cable in the dorms. im still paying and i want to watch. i wish that i could sign into the websites of one of the cable providers that i have and watch it on there but i cant so i really hope they post these episodes

[thegreenestthings]

@sportyboycm well i would suggest you reimburse your self by cutting off your showtime but this maybe the only episode because it was the season premiere. sodont'get too angry just yet.

[xMetalMan089x]

oh my god i just fucking had a heart attack im so excited to watch this

[edgartj17]

im shock only 179,000 people have seen this video!

it was near 5,000,000 on the trailers!

they must think they will never find the episode on youtube when Showtime already upload it !! THANK YOU SHOWTIME!!

i just wish u upload episode 2 Please!! please!!!

[thegreenestthings]

@edgartj17 because those 5 million pay for showtime. and they don't think it'll be on youtube because well. . . it's outube

[twilightgirl19971]

i showwed up at my friends house and since she is like twice my age she sai i wasnt allowed to watch dexter with her but 2 kidds (both younger than me) were allowed to..and i saw this since she said it ws innappropriate and i was like wtf...this is what im nt allowed to see...ive seen way worse...pansy ass :)

[jpimp6368]

@twilightgirl19971 you're thirteen...

[canibeyou]

Thank you, Showtime, for posting the whole episode!!!!

[urgurlshae]

thank u so much!

[CappitranoBellephant]

I still can't belive they killed her off. How much longer can they keep making Dexter? I mean he's running out of options every season.

[OtorresFitness]

@CappitranoBellephant

Well, if the Simpsons have lasted 21 seasons, I am not surprised there's one more season in stored for Dexter

[TINOFRAN]

what an amazing show... what writing.... what acting...

[aacce31812]

is it just me or does the intro make you sick everytime

[TINOFRAN]

what an amazing show... what writing.... what acting...

[OiYaPrick]

Wait?

No tits?

WHERES THE TITS

dexter isnt the same without the tits.

[leitopk4life]

@OiYaPrick showtime says::::opps pardon my tits

[OiYaPrick]

couldve been a lot better. I'm sure all the set up in episode 1 will make 2 that much better though :)

[iDjGio]

The little bitch took Dexter's Disney World hat!

[ForPoint]

14 gay people

[Dimitri1105]

justin beiber

[mikecop87]

six feet under inside joke? lol

[TheScottKirk]

TV-14~!? Oh well. One free episode of Dexter is acceptable, even at a less gory rating.

[jazzyjeff1282]

@RePsychAble you can see them on a mixture of tvshack and ch131

[MrChirobb]

great quality video

what am i missing from the un edited version tho?

[ElvisRockatansky]

@RePsychAble wherever you find them, be sure to start from the very beginning, season 1, episode 1, and work your way thru in sequence. Don't come in right in the middle.

[StreaminGarage]

Check out our show- fans talk about Dexter each week! We love this show!

[dontfreakinimme]

If I wasn't subscribed to Showtime already, I definitely would now. Even though it's censored, it is beyond cool that you guys posted this for the world to see. Great way to get new viewers :)

[Ponygirlification]

i'm glad rita was killed off the show.

She was so suburban-nice mom, it was so fake and sick.

Were's that british bitch when you need her.........

[TheSaintphat]

All the people on this show have big heads. just saying.

[xNotZachary]

This season will end with either Quinn busting Dexter, or Dexter teaching Quinn a lesson. Thumbs up if you agree!

[sebouhsimon]

wow dexter realised he loved rita

[KraussStephen]

Showtime, thank you so much for putting this on Youtube!

[iwillflagurvids]

Wow, showtime is actually posting full episodes, this is great!

[TarenaD]

Well I must admit, that was the first time I sat cried through an episode of Dexter, how sad, especially when he broke down, ugh...lol.

[mousetron12345]

twelve people are going to see plastic wrap in their future.

[Ponygirlification]

@mousetron12345

hahahaa.

Way to show 'em!

[cheesedbh]

giggity

[donovanx3]

I LOVE DEXTER THUMBS UP

[Jeremiah2124]

i just finished season 4

i knew she was gonna die :(

[mitchbowser099]

i would watch this but i cant! still waiting for netflix to send me the rest of season 4 AUHHHHHHH hope this video stays up for a while

[thislilmissqueenbee]

@mitchbowser099 watch season 4 on cinca.com

[SonDimz]

SonS OF ANARCHY OWNS DEXTER...SORRY IM BORED

[DimitriNakos]

@SonDimz lol that show is fucking weak.hey guys ima wear a hoodie and a leather coat over it with a beanie and ride a bike cause im super freaking cool watch out.

[xxxdatxxx]

Wdf, where is Dee Dee, and Dexter's laboratory???

[aacce31812]

@xxxdatxxx this is him all grown up.

[RoyalThePrince]

Badass quality, man I love showtime.

[TinkerStinkersDaddy]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! HOPE THIS SEASON IS JUST AS GOOD AS PASSED ONES!!!!

[shalili9]

DEXTER is great. Hey you guys should read the books that inspired the T.V. series.

[thatandmore]

Just hearing the beginning music is enough to get me excited!

[toms1266]

Fingerprints everywhere

[Deathtrap8503]

What im wondering is if they originally planned for her to be killed off all along or if it was because shes starring on that new show with michael chiklis..

[PWIAmarant]

I still can't cope with this. I'm emotionally invested in this show. This will take some time to get over. :(

[asimplecadence]

I felt like nothing happened in this episode. Though, I can see just how seriously intense this season's gonna be, omg!

[musicnerd225488]

freakin' awesome. I don't have Showtime unfortunately. I couldn't contain myself when I saw this episode available on Youtube. 

[angelpushpin]

Couldn't stop laughing when he was telling that horrible news with the hat on.

[sweetheart408411205]

no one will ever know how bright my face lit up once i saw they had this episode on here

[thatonechubbyguylol]

@sweetheart408411205 i know man. im poor. i only got hbo now lol

[jax252000]

@sweetheart408411205 Me too! I didn't expect it to be an episode. I'm sooo glad I clicked on this!

[CappitranoBellephant]

@sweetheart408411205 yup

[Bronnie79]

@sweetheart408411205 : Lol! Me too!

[itowedin]

@sweetheart408411205  Not as bright as mine once they do the expose in 20 years on how your a corporate plant!

[sigstrife]

@sweetheart408411205 i was crazy happy when this came out ....lol still am lol

[hcw199]

What happened to captain mathews in season 3?? Then back in season 4 did they explain his absence?

[poonjoonoob]

This season seems like it has a better chance then the 3rd season. haha

[sprinkles1337]

when it says edited, what does that mean?

[MissyZilla]

@sprinkles1337 They edit out the F Bombs mainly.

[NataliaAnnF]

This show is like Crack!

[squig792000]

i love you Rita :(

[RobinWalter1974]

Loved it. I hope I can see the whole season this way. Thank you Showtime.

[SocomWar1]

the ham in the intro always makes me hungry....

[gwa56]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! They have Dexter on youtube!!!

[essay87]

I'm glad they at least put the first episode of season five up cause it's going to be awhile til they release it on dvd. It sucks not having cable... Great episode except for a few minor things. What the hell did he do with that guy's body?

[TarenaD]

@essay87 Being most of us fans know what Dexter does after a kill, I think the writers left that part out, to allow the focus to remain on the aftermath of Rita's death.

[mercenarydrunk]

you know what? from where I sit Dexter aint the crazy one we as society are the ones cutting deals with butchers and murderers... gambling that as they cull the innocent from the sea of humanity like fish from the sea that... it won't be us.... it won't be us that's hurt... dexter sees this, and does something about it.... if that makes him insane, I pray to whatever gods there may be that I be cursed with such madness, and may I never recover.

[AtomMoon]

Dang, I dont know what all u internet bugs are whining about, this is the best freebee internet T.V. on right now ---- period! What a gift! Anything else you say is just tasteless and ignorant. But then again, look where we are........

[flipskater0273]

UHHHH did anyone else notice at 45:56 some random dude walks out of the door on the side of dexter's boat? Am I missing something?

[blitz7341]

@flipskater0273 damn yeah i saw that

[brianandsharon07]

Damn I love Dexter. Never have I spent so much time talking about what might happen on a tv show! I argued w/ my husband for three months about how Rita wasn't really dead, I can't believe ya'll did that to me. :) Married for three years, and just lost my first argument, thanks a lot Showtime...:)

[GERARDWAYLOVE11]

i dont care if lundy is dead there will never be a greater couple like lundy and deb its just sad how they killed rita and lundy both off in the same season i cried so much i loved lundy and rita so much

[leitopk4life]

7 people like grey's anatomy

[Ponygirlification]

@leitopk4life

Now its 13/:

And i think they'd much rather perfer Scrubs

[Subject13x]

@leitopk4life 13...

[Shydrow]

@leitopk4life no 14 people likes grey's anatomy

[Prettydelphia]

LOVED IT! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE REST OF THE EPISODES! RIP RITA :(

[SCAM1948]

quinn fucken looks way older then the last time i saw him !!!!!!

[sergaiey]

@SCAM1948 He looks a lot different. Skinnier, older, weird.

[trickpanda]

i havent watched the entire episode- what is edited out of this version?

[TarenaD]

@trickpanda Debra's F words, Quinn's butt, and most likely an "intimate" scene. Haven't seen the unedited episode yet..

[aacce31812]

@TarenaD they have it on ch131 but its always shit quality in comparison im gonna watch episode 2 on there cuz they dont have it on here.

[HikariandSunny]

The acting in this episode was just....something else. Its such a revelation to see Dexter so broken compared to his usual character, and its so tense it makes your stomach churn. Now thats a damn good production.

[Haus2288]

holy crap. how did this happen! I love youtube

[Keke50987]

Dont get your hopes up guys .....Showtime is only putting it up so you guys subscribe to them

Its all about getting your money

[eileenj85]

@Keke50987

That's how they got me to order it in the first place. They did the entire first season replay on CBS the Summer after it aired and I was hooked by the end of it so I ordered Showtime to catch season 2. lol Here we are 3 seasons later and I still pay for that channel just for Dexter. That's marketing at it's finest!

[lynchdj]

Holy Shit! What an emotional episode. I don't think that random hook up in the middle was necessary tho

[chibibb77]

this is the only good show besides breaking bad and the big c

[mrlemonlame]

This is totally a side issue, but did anyone notice the increase of chapped lips? Dexter had straight up white, and even Deb!. Do these people not lick their lips? Or are we supposed to think "Stress...Dehydration...chappe­d lips?". It stood out like a sore thumb to me. Awesome EP btw. +1 win

[degainedesigns]

Lame, I don't want to watch it edited.

[DarkShelby101]

This is very depressing for a Dexter episode. Still, it leaves me wanting more.

[Gordonboy2]

They bleep out the F-bombs, and then 47:29 happens! Whaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!

[ThrTech]

@Gordonboy2 that's America

[velmorse]

I can help but notice. Quinn, er the actor that plays him, reminds me of Robert Patrick or the T-1000 for T2, just sayin'.

[zombie8drama]

YES!! I was dieing to see this!

Wow they censored fuck and Quinns sexy ass but not all the blood and gore? That's the squishy part! Why bother censoring at all?

And boy oh boy Dex, are you awkward on a date. That was wicked funny except for the fact that RITA'S DEAD.

Quinn, STFU about the neighbor yadda yadda yadda. I believe in you Dex!

[captianbananapants]

I find it to be odd how I can watch Dexter on Youtube, which involves a SERIAL KILLER, but I can't watch videos that are slightly inappropriate.

[11181001]

Nice videos, keep it up. New release of BRANDON JAROD late OCT. AWESOME!

[toms1266]

It might be time to rat out Quinn for stealing from crime scenes.

[rza9]

dexter's sister is hot!

[dizzl14]

@rza9 no way she is so annoying 

[Sinsemilla4u]

@rza9 That's his wife in real life! Kinda creepy lol. 

[chenpod123]

since when did Showtime post full episodes of Dexter?